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6849048 No.6849048 [Reply] [Original]

Why you still aren't in Gensokyo?

Don't you have some medicines or bleach in house? So pathetic!

>> No.6849052

My friend recently went to Gensokyo. I hope he turns up in a game one day.

>> No.6849054

Because Gensokyo isn't real, and the only thing awaiting you if you try to create a portal is eternal void.

>> No.6849055
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>> No.6849058
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Stop looking at me with those lewd eyes, Reimu!

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>>6849058

>> No.6849066

Where's the point in the average anon creating a portal there? We're not all cute magical lolis like you, you know.

;_;

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I'm scared that I wont die even if I would take too many medicine pills ;_;

>> No.6849109

>>6849066
I'm going to dedicate my life to galge, so that once I die and go to Gensokyo, I'll be able to capture any girl.

>> No.6849114
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>>6849084
What are you taking? Overdosing meds is really a bad idea. Most likely wont kill you. So don't try it baka.

>> No.6849117
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Because I have my own world and it's a lot more fun.

>> No.6849122

>>6849109
You're doing it wrong. This is like playing a rock-climbing simulation on easy mode with cheats, then trying to climb Mt Everest alone with no gear. Either you'll die a spectacularly hilarious death or you'll quit before the challenge is anywhere near being considered to have begun and it will be equally hilarious.

If you want to master the true skills needed then you have to go outside and talk to girls until you can get laid at least once a week.

>> No.6849127

>>6849122
Any normalfag can go a club and find some slut willing to have sex with him, but how often do you hear about people reaching enlightenment through galge? Do you really not see the difference in difficulty here?

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>Why you still aren't in Gensokyo?

I am in Gensokyo, I just don't go around solving incidents because I'm a youkai and I don't do that. Also I knew that every single one of the incidents the miko solved in the past 10 years has been completely harmless.

>> No.6849137

>>6849122
>go outside and talk to girls until you can get laid at least once a week.

How vile, only the pure will reach nirvana, galge provides a proper course in conquering lolis, not seducing some drunk skank that probably doesn't give a damn providing you pay for the drinks.

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>>6849131
>every single one of the incidents the miko solved in the past 10 years has been completely harmless.

Fire fairy detected.

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>Why you still aren't in Gensokyo?

Don't worry, I'll be back soon!

>> No.6849149

>>6849141
Okuu made an onsen. I would gladly accept her as hellish ruler of all humanity if she made me one too right about now.

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>Why you still aren't in Gensokyo?

I want out, and you can't make me stay!

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>> No.6849329

>>6849286
strongest portal.

>> No.6849331

>>6849286
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukyHLv8Ulg0

>> No.6849338

Yukari fooling around again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3TukauccM

>> No.6849357

>>6849114
contribute to thread at least once and post some useful way to portal

>> No.6849393

QUALITY T­HREAD

>> No.6849418

>>6849393
it was better when you were away

>> No.6849447

>>6849418
Does a single post affect you that much?

>> No.6849463

>>6849418
>>6849447
Autism VS Aspergers

Heaven or Hell!

Fight!

>> No.6849465

>>6849447
yes
it was funny for few first weeks but now its boring there was moment when he was posting it in every new thread

>> No.6849500

>>6849465
I still think it's funny.
>there was moment when he was posting it in every new thread
Yeah, there also was a moment that people would post horrible threads on purpose.

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6849543

>give op working trick to telpeport
>op and rest will try it and will be in gensokyo
>no more shitposting
mfw

>> No.6849548

>>6849465
>>6849500
>quality control
>funny
Every board has the spam it deserves...

>> No.6849547

>>6849543
Bullet through the head.

>> No.6849552

Only people who came recently and have no idea what QC's criteria are are offended by him. Lurk more.

>> No.6849563

>>6849543
What if it's the other way around and only shitposters remain?

>> No.6849576

Back to the subject!

So what does /jp/ think about overdosing of medicines?
It seems as most peaceful method. Other one would be getting some serious food poisoning, but I have completely no idea how to perform such advanced magic.

>> No.6849580

>>6849563
It's not shitposting if you're being ironic.

>> No.6849600

>>6849580
This is what shit posters actually believe.

>> No.6849611

>>6849600
Don't you see its serious thread and only shit poster there is you?
Op and rest of /jp/ is clearly waiting for hint what to do, and you post about shitposting.

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>>6849600

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These threads are stupid and in no way /jp/-related. Giving out advice on how to kill yourself should get you banned.

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>>6849634

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