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>You have 10 seconds to prove that you won't die a virgin

>> No.6848219

I'll raise you one
>You have 5 seconds before report window closes.

>> No.6848218

Hookers

>> No.6848222

I have three testicles.

Your move, Sherlock.

>> No.6848229

I'm already dead, dude.

>> No.6848234

That's Dave Chapelle and he was in the movies Hitch and Rush Hour. In Rush Hour he played an escape convict who offended Bruce Lee when he attempted to act Japanese.

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6848235

I will invest in the butthurt energy of this board as a renewable power source

>> No.6848237

Why would people on /jp/ die virgins? Lolis dig my Touhou skills.

>> No.6848238

>>6848218
>implying your mom would let you die a hooker

>> No.6848239

i was banging your mom for a minute there
......

AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER

HE HE HE

>> No.6848247

I raped my cousin, she was 9.

>> No.6848243

I'm immortal.

>> No.6848242

>>6848235
>hestilldoesn'tknowwhatsagemeans.txt
>laughingtouhous.jpg

>> No.6848248

I was raped by my dad.

>> No.6848250

LOOK AT THESE SAGES

>> No.6848253

>>6848235
What?

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6848254

*fucks you're mom and cums in 9 seconds*

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>>6848215

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>>6848235
You seem the only butthurt person here, sonny. Or you mistake us for /r9k/, who actually cared (and look where that got them, LMAO).

>> No.6848404

I'm already not a virgin and haven't been for about 9 years.

>> No.6848430

>>6848404

Good job giving up your chance at magic powers just for one fleeting moment of shame.

>> No.6848444

1500 dollars in my pocket. Fuck the ugliest prostitute for 3 years straight?

>> No.6848456

I lost my virginity at 15.

Also I'm typing this from Gensokyo. This place is amazing. I wish you guys could be here. Reimu has an imageboard of her own. I'd give you guys the url but IPs outside of Gensokyo won't work.

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