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6846307 No.6846307 [Reply] [Original]

What-if-anime-girls-were-real general.

>> No.6846314

I'd have a reason to go outside.

>> No.6846311

What are you doing man.

>> No.6846317
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what-if-you-get-out-of-jp

>> No.6846318
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That hideous creature will never be. Can never be. Must never be.

>> No.6846316

Sex would be even more awesome

>> No.6846325

Then I wouldn't be sitting here with a picture of my waifu pretending to have motherfucking tea with her, now would I?

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Ah Fridays.. Fridays..

>> No.6846333

I'd still be alienated but hate myself even more for not being able to talk to them

>> No.6846341

>>6846333
Nah, but if they'd have the personalities of anime girls, a lot of them would be very easily approachable and fuckable.

>> No.6846351

It would be time for me to actually go outside more.

>> No.6846352
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She's real in my heart, you know? That's as real as she needs to be.

>> No.6846363

>>6846352
I'd like to be able to touch my waifu though. And make her cum uncontrollably.

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>> No.6846378
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They would all be disgusted at you and wouldn't want anything to do with you

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>>6846363

Perception of reality is as important as reality itself. You control perception; you control reality. You think it, you believe it, you feel it.

>I don't really come from outer space

>> No.6846383

>>6846352
Birds are everywhere, if you go outside.

>> No.6846395

>>6846382

I tried that sort of thinking but it doesn't work enough. Do I need to go insane to do so?

>> No.6846399

>anime

Leave.

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>>6846395

Yeah. I guess so, yeah... but you'd be happier, no?

>> No.6846457

>>6846414
Wish I had your state of mind, brah. I can only pretend to be lying in bed with my waifu when HOLYSHITTINGFUCKdrunk.

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>>6846382
REALITY IS SHARED
PERCEPTION IS NOT

>> No.6846515

>>6846395

Then see http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6655018#p6655059 .

Also, fuck you people who just want a waifu to have sex with her. My waifu is pure, and your desires perverted.

>> No.6846529

>>6846414
>>6846515

I see...The only problem with that is the fact that I become a bit of a...sadist when I do have a bit of insanity running through me. I surely don't wish to harm anyone on this trip to going crazy.

>> No.6846569

>>6846506
Oh god yes.

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>>6846506

lrn2solipsism, man.

>> No.6846673

I want to be anime guy.

>> No.6846704

Life would still be equally disapointing, because I have the characteristics of a low tier support character, i.e. not MC, but also not secondary enough to have one girl like me. ; _ ; But I guess I'd enjoy helping out the girls around me, and they'd be kind and thank me for it.

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>>6846307
I'd have a delicious loving breakfast every morning.

>> No.6846847

>>6846506
I would hit that all day
>>6846763
im hungry now

>> No.6846857

They would become 3D, I'd rather go to 2D Land/Gensokyo than having 2D girls come into the real world and become 3D.

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>>6846847
I'm hungry too, except I'm sick and puke up anything I eat within 15-30 minutes. Shit sucks.

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>>6846847

Tell me, Anonymous... would you like it if Aya fed you chocolate... by regurgitating it into your mouth?

>> No.6846878

>>6846876
/r/ing that copypasta.

>> No.6846885

>>6846876
It's kinda like a ridiculously deep kiss, so I've heard.

>> No.6846892

>>6846878

The original thread, for your viewing pleasure.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4373637

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>>6846876
fuck yeah

>> No.6846912

>>6846892
Thank you.

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>>6846892
You fool! That's the wrong thread!

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>>6846704

Man, I feel the same way.

Even if I was in some kind of super amazing anime world, I'd just be a side character. Like Yamazaki in NHK.

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>>6846876
I like it so much, I put it on the back of my tank.

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i'd watch my head.

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>>6847071

Hey, hey... isn't that a Panther?

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>>6847088
Leopard, actually.

I was thinking about a similar skin on the Panther. The game is pretty much dead due to a server wipe coming in february.

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>>6847097

I am not familiar with any Leopard tanks that aren't the German MBTs.

>would you like to know more?

Yes.

>> No.6847195

>>6847124
It basically is the panther, just modified to be about half its normal weight to rely on sloping rather than actual armor.

Unfortunately it never saw combat, or even a prototype.

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>>6847195

I see, I see... so that's the VK1602, right?

Thank you for clarifying this.

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