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Dear /jp/,

First of all, I want to apologize for being a lazy fuck and not doing this through google, but I have no idea where to start.

Basically: As much as I love Touhou, it is simply not a game I can show to other people without getting shit on and marked as a faggot, and I would love to discuss some (hard) shooters with people from my uni.

What I want is names of shooters that are hard, but don't have little girls in them (replaced by generic spaceships, maybe?)

Thank you very much.

>> No.6838650

Gradius.

>> No.6838663

You could just try to search for danmku or bullet hell shooters...
But i don`t see any reasons to not introduce your friends to touhou
You can barely see the little girls in the game, and you don`t even have to give a shit to them if your focus is the game, not them.

>> No.6838665

>>6838650

What #?

>> No.6838670

>>6838663

> Portraits of badly drawn little girls flying around
> Flowers everywhere

NOPE.GIF

>> No.6838673

CAVE games. DoDonPachi Daioujou, Ketsui etc.

Also, Battle Garegga.

>> No.6838676

You're all missing the fact that OP is apparently only interested in these games as a social foothold.

>> No.6838682

Go play Mars Matrix.

>> No.6838688

R-Type.

>> No.6838691

>>6838673

I'll check these out, hopefully I'll enjoy them to no end.

Thanks, anon.

>> No.6838694

>>6838676
What?
That would be stupid
Why can't he just talk with his friends about shit normal people usually talk, like...Avril Lavigne?
Or polictics....I don't know...I'm just bad at that

>> No.6838695

>>6838670
They'll be too busy dodging bullets to pay attention to those things.

>> No.6838738 [DELETED] 

Wait, let me get that straight, OP. You're not interested in STG (because if you were, you'd know other games in the genre already), yet you want to talk appear to be to be able to talk with people about Touhou?

>> No.6838745

Wait, let me get that straight, OP. You're not interested in STG (because if you were, you'd know other games in the genre already), yet you want to appear to be to be able to talk with people about Touhou?

>> No.6838763

Gradius
R-Type
Ikaruga

>> No.6838766

>>6838616

>A game I can show to other people

There's your problem right there. In all seriousness though, I don't think a friend who couldn't accept the fact that I enjoy shooters with little girls in frilly dresses and silly hats would be a friend worth having.

>> No.6838775
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6838775

Why would you want to play anything other than touhou?

http://www.mediafire.com/?hdm6rm586611i21

>>>/rs/shmup+essentials&from=ALL

>> No.6838778

>>6838763
I forgot Donpachi.

>> No.6838796

When you're starting out on a harder game like DDP DOJ and Ketsui, you need to watch some good replays of it, they're not exactly games where you can just wing it, you need to learn how to chain and get the best out of the hyper system in DOJ (the better you play, the more lives you get) and in Ketsui you need to make sure you 100% know how to deal with the tricky boss patterns and know the safest stage routes.

>> No.6838798

You want to talk about games you've never played? Faaaaaaag.

>> No.6839158

>Touhou it is simply not a game I can show to other people without getting shit on and marked as a faggot.

that's when you have to show them how hard the game can be.

>> No.6839331

>>6838775

Do all the games listed here require some sort of emulator in order to be played?

If so, its a pass for me.

>> No.6840001

>>6839158
This. Play that shit on Lunatic and when they call you gay let them play a round and watch them get raped in the ass by a girly faggot game. Then tease them about sucking at video games.

If you can't even play Touhou on a difficulty that would make normal people think you're fucking crazy (anything past Normal) then you have no chance at anything harder, so just deal with it.

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6840017

>>6840001
This. My brother walked in on me doing Marisa on Lunatic (it was obviously a replay, I don't waste my time on such easy things). He was like, "This game looks gay, blah blah blah, Halo Reach, blah blah, etc..". He died on mid stage wriggle on normal. I owned him so hard.

>> No.6840024

Crimzon Clover if you want something new.

Hellsinker has several little girls, but I don't think anyone will notice over the magic ghost cyberpunk clocks and dragons and mechs and stuff.

>> No.6840029

>>6840017
I don't know if I can believe you

on my very first try of any touhou game I at least got to Kogasa, and by the end of playing that day to Murasa.

That's one hell of a difficulty spike for someone who's never played it.

Since then I've 1cc'd Nue, Koishi, and Flandre, so anyone whose mind sparked the notion of my identity as a secondary can eat shit.

>> No.6840042

>>6840029
Damn, if you've beat them, then any of the extra bosses between them should be easy for you. You've beaten Yukari, Mokou and Suwako, right?

>> No.6840050

dad always makes little stupid comments when he sees me playing touhou like "oh look out for those little hearts, those look like they'd really hurt."

the thing is he was a freak for galaga and xaxxon back in the day so i bet he would actually like the games.

>> No.6840057

>>6840042
no not yet.

My plan was to do them while stuck here in Finland but SOMEHOW I ended up with the only laptop so SHITTY that it won't run Touhou without slowdown out the ass

Now I've gotta wait a full 5 months before I can do so much as try to 1'cc the others.

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