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6833464 No.6833464 [Reply] [Original]

Why is this board the most angry board on 4chan?

Oh that's right; because you're all fat white kids who think japan is cool (protip: it ISNT!)


Pic related, it's all of you.

>> No.6833470

Joke's on you, dumbass. We don't kiss girls.

>> No.6833467

If I were him I would not be browsing /jp/. I would be banging that girl.

>> No.6833476
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Silly OP, this is /jp/

>> No.6833477

we're not angry, you just haven't been here long enough

protip: on a slower board sage has a different meaning than "I MAD"

>> No.6833478

Shit is that Brother Inspiration?

>> No.6833487
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>>6833477
lolumad?

>> No.6833496

This is why /jp/ is so angry.

>The secret of /jp/ is that upon a year and a day of browsing it, if you are deemed worthy, you will be whisked away and wake up in a grandiose mansion as a pristine young maiden. You will be accepted to the sisterhood of /jp/, and a slightly older girl (another transformed Anonymous, of course) will help you adjust to your new life, taking care of you with a gentle smile. You will play and converse all day, with her translating difficult lines in VNs for you while you sit on her lap and helping you with the bosses in Touhou, Hellsinker, Mars Matrix, Cave games and so on. Obviously, she'll "reward" you with a kiss on the lips the first time you reach Hibachi, Evaccania DOOM, Spiritual Larsa and so on, causing you to blush profusely and ruin the run.

>When the sun sets, you'll get eat her delicious cooking, and after taking a bath together (where she combs your hair and washes you thoroughly) it will be time to go to bed. She will then teach you the pleasures of being a woman until no trace of your former personality remains and all that is left is a pure, yuri-obsessed girl yearning for her onee-sama's warm touch. After two weeks or so, your initiation will be complete and you will spend your days as a true /jp/ denizen, posting on /jp/ only to keep the masquerade while secretly enjoying the company of your fellow little girls everyday. This is why every post is saged and reported, to give the illusion that the board is actually populated without having to spend time actually posting.

>Of course, if you wish you can also be assigned to the onee-sama division, where you'll be taught everything to be a perfect elder sister, from cooking and cleaning to linguistics and playing just about every musical instrument, all for the sake of your cute little sister, whom you will take as your lover and initiate into /jp/'s society.

>> No.6833497

Can you manage to lurk for five minutes before trying to shtipost?

>> No.6833504

Is that Nobuyuki Hiyama?

>> No.6833507
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>>6833497
you being extremely mad doesn't counter OP's logic

>> No.6833519

I hate to break it to you OP but the guy in the picture is Asian.

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>>6833496
I-I want to be an onee-chan....

>> No.6833538

Guys, just ignore the troll. Getting angry or trying to reason with it never does any good. Never.

>> No.6833542

>>6833497
What, you want him to shitpost better?

/jp/ doesn't need more shitposting. /jp/ needs more proper content. I'd rather he did not try to shitpost at all.

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>> No.6833551

>>6833464
OP, by posting that image are you suggesting that we not only go outside but we also mate with 3D women?

I'm outraged.

>> No.6833579

>>6833529

Inb4 you get raped as an oneesan.

>> No.6833588

>>6833496
;_;

I would gladly kill myself in this reality to go to such a wonderful place.

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>>6833496

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>>6833579
You can't rape the willing.

>> No.6833622

>>6833613
What happened to their dicks?

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>>6833622
When you turn into a little girl, you'll lose your dick. It is a great sacrifice to know the pleasure of being a /jp/ers. One cannot go back.

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