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6832819 No.6832819 [Reply] [Original]

average female /jp/ user.

>> No.6832828

>2d
If this is a lie, I shall kill you, Anonymous.

>> No.6832833
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6832833

You got the size all wrong.

>> No.6832836

>>6832833
me sitting in my chair

>> No.6832847

>>6832819
Naruto? Obviously drawn by a western artist.

>> No.6832854

>>6832847
Yeah, that stunned me for a sex but she has yukkuri!

Also, quite to the contrary, that Naruto character Sasuke happens to be popular in Japan but is notoriously hated in the west for being "emo".

>> No.6832853

I don't like it. I don't like her tastes at all.

>> No.6832865

>>6832854
>that stunned me for a sex

>> No.6832866

>>6832833
Hey that's me!
Where did you get that picture ?

>> No.6832869

>>6832847
I don't know which part of it is from Naruto, but the artist is a Filipino

>> No.6832870

>>6832833
Those clothes are clearly way too big for her. Just what the hell is going on?

>> No.6832877

>>6832870
She's on her boyfriend's computer

>> No.6832879

>>6832870
jp just turned into the little girl

>> No.6832885

Who is on her oppai mousepad?

>> No.6832884

>>6832870
It's a man who just became a little girl.

>> No.6832882
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6832882

Average female /jp/ user

>> No.6832892

>>6832885
That's Nanami, I think.

>> No.6832895

>>6832877
>>6832870
It's his little sister of course.

>> No.6832896

>PSG plushie

Women sure love that shitty anime.

>> No.6832897
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6832897

>>6832885
7-tan

>> No.6832902

I could pass for female :3

>> No.6832907

>>6832882
What does she need all of those computers for?

>> No.6832909

>>6832902
>:3

Don't do that please.

>> No.6832913

>>6832909
:3 has always been allowed in here, silly.

>> No.6832918

>>6832882
That looks pretty hot. She needs more fans.

Does anyone here actually set up a computer system like that?

>>6832865
Don't make me bust out the "OMG SASUKE ^__^ 42 Ninja babies!" copypasta

>> No.6832923

>>6832833
Weird way to hang your pants.

>> No.6832932

>>6832913
Stop making up your own rules. ";_;" is the only western emoticons allowed, it's always been this way.

":3" is for gai/a/ faggots.

>> No.6832937

>>6832907
Because, it's easier than external hard drives, apparently.
It's certainly more intense.

>> No.6832949

>>6832918
>Don't make me bust out the "OMG SASUKE ^__^ 42 Ninja babies!" copypasta
Please do.

>> No.6832957

>>6832923
You got a problem with the way I hang my pants bitch?

>> No.6833047
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6833047

>>6832932
(￣▽￣)ノ＿彡☆バンバン！!
Ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ　ｎｅｒｄ

>> No.6833118
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6833118

>>6832907

To run Crysis, obviously

>> No.6833124

I'm relieved that they don't exist on /jp/ outside of some attentionwhores who can't create a post without stating 'femanon here'. When they do they're quickly destroyed by other users.

>> No.6833131

>>6832819
If only.

>> No.6833132

>>6832949
n____n;; KAWAII n____n;;

Omg hai ^___^ Im Jamie-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ 4chan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>> No.6833138

>>6833132
>and then he saw how hot I am *___*
suuuuuure

>> No.6833137

>>6832833

That loli's got a Volks A3 robot on her desk...

>> No.6833143

>>6833132
good lord, I love that copy pasta

>> No.6833146
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6833146

>>6833137

Forgot my pic

>> No.6833148

>>6833132
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v1WETeqAHuHDbInYl
With a few alterations.

Not me by the way.

>> No.6833151

>>6833132
Omg (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ /jp/ tripfags ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav are mugen and suigin!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husbando suigin!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN quality IN PERSON!!! Supa quality desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto formspring street looked up and saw&SUIGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA QUALITY SUIGIN-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then he turned trip and untrip!!

he looked at me (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) he grabbed my hand and let me rar his thread (´・ω・)つ[]then pulled me behind the archive （￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE PASTA!!! RLY!! (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ （￣へ￣） (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was reporting him with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA SION THATS MY TRIP WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH ZUN!BAR CAUSE SUIGIN-KUN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ృ then suigin held me close (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he let me rar his threads again!!! ** (´・ω・)つ[] then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became super lewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reported!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

>> No.6833153

>>6833143
4chan really should make an effort to somehow get voice actors into reading copypasta.

Imagine Wakamoto reading the "My name is John, and I hate every single one of you." pasta. Your soul would be crushed under his words.

>> No.6833168

>>6811154
They look more like this

>> No.6833183
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6833183

>>6833153
haha yes
if my English was not bad, I would

>> No.6833192

>>6833151

I'm saving every last one of these faces to a text document and nobody can stop me

>> No.6833198 [DELETED] 

>>6833192
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾
(`D´)σ
( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪

>> No.6833200
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6833200

>average female /jp/ user.

>reality

>> No.6833205

I'm not so fond of emoticons myself but claiming they aren't allowed is just as silly as using them

>> No.6833211

>female /jp/ user

Isn't that redundant? We're all girls here.

>> No.6833217
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6833217

This is me.

>> No.6833222
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6833222

>>6833217
Do people really draw with their tablet like that?

I just put it where my mouse usually is.

>> No.6833238
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6833238

>>6833222
me too. I need to press ctrl+z, and to this, I need to be near the keyboard

>> No.6833240

>>6833222
Sometimes you want to get away from the desk a little. Especially when said desk is close to the floor and you can lay down.

>> No.6833242

>>6833146
looks like the White Glint to me.

>> No.6833243

I find the hatred about girls amusing, reminds me of the issue currently going on in the US military. I wonder if the soldiers are saying to one another "I DON'T WANT BITCHES FIGHTING WITH US" and whatnot.

>> No.6833249

>>6833217

Are you my sister? Because this picture describes her way too well

>> No.6833263
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6833263

>>6833249
>>6833217

>> No.6833278

>>6833249
Matt?

>> No.6833300

>>6833148
the mispronunciations make it funnier.

>> No.6833333
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6833333

>>6833222
tablet on lap master race here, it's the best

>> No.6833339
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6833339

>>6833278

No, this is Patrick

So you're a crazy cat lady with a poorly cleaned room too? SMALL WORLD, MY SISTER'S ONE OF THOSE, TOO

>> No.6833345

>>6833249
Mike?

>> No.6833352

>>6833345
Dillian?

>> No.6833365

>>6833132
I honestly tried to read this but I just can't.
My eyes literally refuse to process the text.
I guess it's a subconscious filtering mechanism.

>> No.6833381

>>6833352
Get in here. Right now.
We have to fuck.

>> No.6833386

>>6833381
then post about it
no pictures, just draw out in yukkuri form what happened

>> No.6833436
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6833436

No you idiots, look closer. It's obviously the average MALE /jp/ user.

>> No.6834204

>>6833436
What about it? I know of girls that like a little bit of gore, and of guys that can's tolerate it.

>> No.6834211

>>6832819
>complete collection of round characters on her shelf, including Loco Roco

I jelly.

>> No.6834222

>>6834204
This.

I hate gore.
this one girl i know loved it. alot.
freaking weirdo.

>> No.6834228

>>6834222
I know right? I don't get the appeal. Mind you I've had my share of thoughts of ripping someone's entrails out, but I never had a sexual fascination with it.

>> No.6834233

I don't have a sexual fascination with it, but I totally frequent gurochan.

/female

>> No.6834240

The only things I can relate to in this picture are the Yukkuri and having the computer under the desk.

>> No.6834241

>>6834233
Again, why?

>> No.6837736

I wish I was sexy like OP ;_;

>> No.6837749

>>6837736
But you are

>> No.6837751

>>6834233
...why

>> No.6837752

>>6834228
It's a fetish, fetishes are irrational. You don't get the appeal unless it's your fetish.

>> No.6837761

>>6834241

Fascination. Its interesting, in a horrible kind of way. Like looking at humanity from an entirely different angle. Or something. Kinda difficult to put into words.

>> No.6837782
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6837782

>>6834228
I like guro because it's pretty much the pinnacle of vulnerability/being dominated. I always imagine myself as the victim.

>> No.6837787
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6837787

>>6834233
I also like guro.

Pic related, it's me when looking at guro.

>> No.6837794

That is all wrong.

>> No.6837799

I love guro. Male guro is the best.

>> No.6837802

Where my fellow traps at?

>> No.6837805
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6837805

Someone make an Ar tonelico thread.

>> No.6838534
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6838534

>he thinks women actually post on /jp/

>> No.6838541

>>6834211
But she doesn't have Onsokumaru. I am disappointed.

>> No.6838559

>>6838534

They do. Most of them look like dogs, but they do.[/spoiler[

>> No.6838594

>>6832819
take some boob fat and put it in my hips and this would be pretty close, though I have none of that stuff in my room other than some manga

>> No.6838625

>>6833132
>>6833148

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9nmskdg4A5qPVMZH

Turn your volume down

>> No.6838626

>>6834204

No you misunderstand me. That stuffed animal is from Kampfer, which is largely about a guy who turns into a girl with magic. I was implying that the woman in the picture has become that through magic. Although that's obviously not the intention of the picture.

>> No.6838645

She looks like she's a bitch.

Fits well alright.

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