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Haven't posted here in a long time, but I'm aware this thread may be off topic, but it IS specifically targeted towards you all.

My name is Mark, I'm 23 and I live in New York, New York. Used to post on /jp/ frequently, but this all ended after meeting the love of my life (picture).

She's now currently my waifu, and is also a fellow otaku. I love having sex with her and looking at the Haruhi Suzumiya figurines sitting on her bed stand, which she ordered from the same Japanese souvenir store which is promoted at the very top of the board.

Can you rate my waifu, perhaps share your own love stories you share w/ your own waifu, and indulge in the idea that love exists

thank you all

>> No.6831648

Reported.

>> No.6831651

>>6831641
This is a repost from /a/.

>> No.6831655

>Waifu
It would help if you post a picture of her and not some pig whore.

>> No.6831652 [DELETED] 

>Haruhi Suzumiya figurines
>3D waifu

GET THE FUCK OUT OF /jp/ RIGHT NOW, NORMALFAGGOT.

>> No.6831659

>>6831641
Worst troll attempt I've seen all... day.

>>6831652
Can you leave with OP, please?

>> No.6831662

Couldn't man up and get a 2D waifu?

I'm sorry you had to settle for 3D, OP. Maybe in the afterlife you will find happiness.

>> No.6831665

What an ugly, fat fucking whore.
Are you proud of yourself, OP?

>> No.6831674
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>>6831641
Get out of here, normalfaggot.

>> No.6831677

My waifu is pure Japanese. Fuck weeaboos.

>> No.6831680

As far as my pathetic life goes, OP, I'd tap it. I see absolutely nothing wrong with this thread. This is just another success story of a /jp/ poster finding true love.

Got anymore, mark? :)

>> No.6831681

>>6831677
Mine doesn't even speak English.

>> No.6831687

>Waifu
Please do not associate perfection that is 2D with a picture of some pig.

>> No.6831691
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Cool Story Bro.

>> No.6831693

Cool story, Eksopl.

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>>6831680
Here. :)

>> No.6831706

Are you proud of yourself, OP? Did you just went to a farm one fucking day and decided that you were going to be marrying an ugly pig with over-photoshopped pictures? I hope you fucking die, motherfucker. I can't even elaborate the anger I'm feeling for somebody considering this shit an achievement.
This isn't a fucking achievement, it's fucking bestiality.

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Haven't posted here in a couple hours, but I'm aware this post may be off topic, but it IS specifically targeted towards you all.

My name is Anonymous, I'm 23 and I live in New York, New York. Used to lose at mahjong frequently, but this all ended after meeting the love of my life (picture).

She's now currently my waifu, and is also a fellow little girl. I love having sex with her and looking at the Saki figurines sitting on her bed stand, which she ordered from the same Japanese souvenir store which is promoted at the very top of the board.

>> No.6831716

>>6831641
looks cute
>>6831695
oh, another angle... 3d pig, etc

>> No.6831723

What a lovely pig.
Any more?

>> No.6831719
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Never thought albino's could look so ugly.

>> No.6831726

Married at 23, holy fuck.

Kids should not be getting married.

>> No.6831753

>15 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
That is too much replies. Everyone in this thread get the fuck out, I'll get the door.

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>>6831726
Consider me desperate, but I find no distinction between love and age.

Ordered a pretty sexy Cirno outfit for her to wear when roleplaying. Should be coming this Monday.

>> No.6831764

>>6831756
Sorry, forgot my tripcode

>> No.6831778

Rather fuck a love pillow than this fat whore.

This thread is now about how good you'll fuck a love pillow than this fat whore.

>> No.6831785

>>6831756

>Cirno
>pig

Are you insulting Cirno?

>> No.6831790

Is that Maridah?

>> No.6831802
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Never change /jp, never change.

>> No.6831820

>>6831811
LOL

>> No.6831811
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she personally looks like michael jackson

p.s. she's taking tit picture requests of herself from her facebook.

umad?

>> No.6831830

Why dose every body have such high standards? There is really nothing wrong with her. If you dont like the fact she is not 2d then that is all you need to say.

>> No.6831832

>>6831641

If she weren't so ugly, maybe you could look at her instead of some figurines while you're sexing her.

>> No.6831868

ITT /jp/ers acting like as if even they were to score anything of more pleasingly aesthetic features. You can maybe get a Thai hooker passing her self off as a Japanese geisha, and that's pretty much it.

>> No.6831880

Cute very :l much..

>> No.6831908

i'd tap it..

with a stampede of buffalomen

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imagine this being the case except the cat is a pig

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Personally I find normals who judge the value of their lives by how many times they'd had sex far more pathetic that people who fap to 2D waifus.

>> No.6832002

>Waifu
>Real Person

I wish normalfags would stop misusing this word.

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