/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Which Jackie Chan Adventures talisman is most /jp/-friendly?
Here are the ones that would probably be most relevant to /jp/'s interests:

- The Dog grants the user immortality, which should give you enough time to finally learn Japanese and be NEET forever.
- The Snake gives the user the power of invisibility, so you wouldn't have to be seen or interact with anyone ever again.
- The Rat lets you bring inanimate objects to life. The animated object takes on the personality, powers and abilities of the person or thing it's modeled after.
I think you know where I am going with this.
- The Horse cures the user's illnesses, heals/relieves physical injuries and can even repair broken objects. This would be useful to the /jp/ anons that have autism or excretory problems.
- The Tiger would divide your Yin and Yang into two separate beings. This would allow the "good" half of you to go outside and contribute to society while the "bad" part can stay at home and fap to loli and play eroge all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Dog.. Isn't this the obvious choice? With Immortality, you can go around Hunting the other talisman holders.

[Anonymous No.]

Rat

Forever happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Dog
Rat
Horse
Snake
Tiger

[Anonymous No.]

Choose Rabbit, become master chikan.

[Anonymous No.]

Describe the rest and then I'll decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6827874
Rooster: levitation/telekinesis
Ox: super strength
Sheep: astral projection
Rabbit: super speed
Dragon: combustion/shoot fire blasts
Pig: shooter laser beams from your eyes, I think it lets you see heat signatures too
Monkey: shapeshifting (I think it only transforms things into animals)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6827879
>Pig
>Laser beam from eyes
I dont even...

[Anonymous No.]

Tiger pretty much splits you into a good and evil half
Ox made you stronger
Horse gave you health or something that wasn't awesome in a fight
Snake was invisibility
I can't remember the rest though

[Anonymous No.]

Tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the Rat KEEPS the personality of whoever you use it on.

In short, your waifu won't love you.
She may even hate you.

I guess custom made characters or sex dolls may be a different story as they would have whatever personality you made up for them.

Tiger would be absolute shit. And your evil side may even try to kill your good side

I'd say the best would probably be Monkey...after all, who can stop you once you change them into goldfish?

Rabbit is also pretty good because, fuck, it's super speed. Rob a bank in 3 seconds or GO to Japan in 3 minutes...

Horse and Dog are fantastic, but only when together...Remember, immortality hurts.

I can't remember the extent of how the sheep works so correct me if I'm wrong...But aren't you able to posses unconscious bodies with it? You can be the little girl after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm gonna have to go with Rat on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>The Rat lets you bring inanimate objects to life. The animated object takes on the personality, powers and abilities of the person or thing it's modeled after.

So basically immortality once your fresh corpse becomes an inanimate object

[Anonymous No.]

>>6827978
Someone would have to use the talisman on you though. And let's be honest, who wouldn't just up and run off with it once you're dead?

[Anonymous No.]

Dog/Horse/Rooster

Just this combination is enough to be praised as a godly being. There would be no need to terrorize the world and force them to submission, they'd all fall to their knees on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6827991
You also wouldn't be the "same person" when you revive either.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool. Now where the fuck do I find these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828221
Hunt down Jackie Chan. Beware of chairs and umbrellas.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were immortal, I'd watch Jackie Chan Adventure for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

The thing about the Rat talisman? You just need to get some ideas down, like a loli AI waifu who is hyperintelligent and wholly loyal to you, model her (however badly) and animate her. She'd be able to create whatever you need from there.

A CAD design kit and a 3D printer would help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828251
But what if we don't want to animate someone we make, instead we want to animate someone already existing?

[Anonymous No.]

The Rat. On these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828258
Then I point you in the direction of >>6827917

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I don't see any point in using tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828273
Good half could get a job so you have more money for figures et cetera

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828280
Yeah, but your evil half is well, y'know, evil, I doubt it would want to do anything but kill and shit.

And how will you be able to control yourself if you're split anyway? I'm guessing getting back together would be kinda hard unless you had someone else use the talisman on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828286
>Yeah, but your evil half is well, y'know, evil, I doubt it would want to do anything but kill and shit.

Come on, you'd be too lazy to kill, admit it. You'd just stay inside and not feel bad about it.

>And how will you be able to control yourself if you're split anyway? I'm guessing getting back together would be kinda hard unless you had someone else use the talisman on you.

I think you have to touch hands or something. It would be doable once the good half wants to enjoy loli or something but can't because he feels remorse about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Magic must fight magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828295
Your good half is conscious, your evil half would be all action without the conscious to filter it.

Yes, it would kill you.

And the only way to bring yourself together again would be to bring the tiger talisman together again. just touching would do nothing.

>>6828262
The Rat also lets anything it brings to life get whatever power it had.
Bringing a Touhou to life, Yukari especially, wouldn't be very wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828309
>Yes, it would kill you.
Shows what you know.

It'd rape me instead.
Now neither of us will be virgins.

>Bringing a Touhou to life, Yukari especially, wouldn't be very wise.
Why? Yukari doesn't in particular seem to be malevolent, killing someone for bringing her to life for no reason is pretty odd.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take the Snake. You can pull off lots if various stuff with that. Not to mention obvious stealing, free travel, free stuff and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6827863

I'll go with this. Unless only the talisman I have is the only one I will ever be able to have for whatever reason. Then I'll go with rat. I could just make up my own character that has the power to make me immortal anyway. Among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you take away life from the things you animate with the rat?

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>>6828350
Considering it has the drive to rape without any fear or conscious, you think YOU would be on his list of people to rape?
Either way, it'd kill you afterwards just because

And Yukari is the one Touhou that can bring any of the others here at a whim. I never said Yukari would be the one to do the killing now did I?
Boundaries like a motherfuck. And since Touhous have a habit of doing chaotic shit just because they're bored...yeah.

There are some safe Touhou characters to bring to life. Yukari is not one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828386
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Use Rat talisman on a Shenlong figure.
Wish for immortality and the power to bend reality.
???
Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828404
I know you can wish for immortality, but does Shin-long even have the power to give you reality bending?

I mean, fucker can't even bring back people from the dead twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828404
>Use Rat talisman on a Shenlong figure.
>Wish for Shenlong's powers
>???
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828386
>>6828393
Of course it's much easier said than done considering the rat has to be embedded inside whatever object you want to bring to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828413
Then use your second wish to summon a being that actually can grant that wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828413
>>6828426
>>6828404
>>6828428
>Shenron can bestow any wish as long as it does not exceed the power of his creator

So much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6828438
Okay than ask Shenlong for another Shenlong figure, only give it some god like back story, one where he can grant wishes beyond his own power. Then use the rat talisman on the new figure.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd choose the snake so I can jack off onto girl's backs

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is making me realize just how much plot armor Jackie Chan had in this show.

[Anonymous No.]

This show had a really cute loli.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

oh lol, I remember this show.

and I choose Horse.
>heals/relieves physical injuries and can even repair broken objects.

mfw I'm the fucking GOD DOCTOR, and I repair anything for a reasonable price.

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>>6828557