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I just made a groundbreaking discovery! It turns out, the phallic nature of the male genitalia allows us to do novel things like urinate on our upper body. The next time you're ready to urinate in the shower, aim your golden fountain at your stomach while imagining yourself getting dominated by a tsundere loli. (The effect is better if you do it while the shower is off.)

So ronery ;_;

>> No.6809317

>>>/r9k/

>> No.6809319

Thanks, I will try.

>> No.6809325

I'm now picturing a horrible stereotypical pedophile giggling in the shower while he does this.

>> No.6809328

NOPE

>> No.6809330

>>6809317
How is this thread remotely /r9k/ related? Pissing in or on anything you can get your hands on is the way of the NEET. You'll learn this after you lose access to mommy and daddy's toilets.

>> No.6809332

>>6809330
NEETS piss and shit on the floor, not their upper bodies.

>> No.6809337

Taking "pathetic" to a whole new level.

>> No.6809340

>>6809332
>>6809337
Why are you people so offended by this? Am I still on /jp/?

>> No.6809342

WHY

>> No.6809346

>>6809328
Try it. It felt so warm and calming. It was almost like a spiritual experience for me.

>> No.6809351

>>6809340
They just got here yesterday.

I guess now it's uncool to be abnormal.

>> No.6809352

Sounds pretty gross man. And this is coming from a guy whose floor is pretty much dirty clothes.

>> No.6809361

>>6809352
Urine is sterile:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine

Meaning it's safe enough to drink.

>> No.6809363

Thanks op, will give this a shot.

>> No.6809370

what is with her left leg?

>> No.6809382

I really want to try this, but I don't want to fall even lower anymore. I'm trying hard to go back to the real world to get a job and support my hobbies.

>> No.6809387

>>6809319
>>6809363
If this thread 404s let me know on the ghost board how it went.

>> No.6809397

This is why morals exist.

>> No.6809399

>>6809382
Isn't this one of those hobbies? You know you want to try it. Give in and join us.

Don't think, feel.

>> No.6809401

>>6809397

This is why morals are baseless and empty more often than not. Who is OP hurting by pissing on himself in the tub?

>> No.6809402

>>6809397
That made me chuckle.

>> No.6809404

>>6809382
Piss fetish is fairly popular among normalfags. You'll fit right in!

>> No.6809416

>>6809399
>>6809404
I was just trying to become a man that my waifu could love (I don't believe that pissing on yourself is manly), but I guess that no matter what I do I will come back here.

>> No.6809418

>>6809404
>normalfags
I could have sworn that word was considered taboo around here. I think the word you were looking for is normalfriend.

>> No.6809422

>>6809402
>>6809401

So you do everything your mind comes up with? Why don't you eat your own shit, as long as you sterilise it it'll be ok, RIGHT?

You need to draw a line. Goddamnit 4chan has messed up your sense of direction, now you don't know what's right or wrong. Humans need guidelines to live by. Doing shit like this really does make you a FUCKING LOSER.

>> No.6809425

A new low is a high for a /jp/er. If that makes any sense.

>> No.6809430

>>6809422
> really does make you a FUCKING LOSER.
well if we already are one then what should we care

>> No.6809435

>>6809422
>FUCKING LOSER
You had to say it. Please hand in your /jp/ badge and see your way to the exit. I'm sure you'll do fine with your new alpha as fuck friends on /soc/.

>> No.6809455

>>6809430
>>6809435

You guys aren't losers. But pissing on yourself is fucking retarded. Keep it to fantasy.

>> No.6809456
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6809456

Having tried this I immediately wanted to experience it again, but I can't because I'd have to take another shower. Such a dilemma, what ever shall I do.

>> No.6809461

>>6809455
I'm 100% positive that you're nothing but talk and the second you get a chance to try this you will. Have a good one, bro.

>> No.6809462

Is there seriously anyone who doesn't piss on themselves in the shower? Why would you not do that?

>> No.6809466

>>6809461

You're 100% McWrong.

>> No.6809467

OH FUCK, I thought her left leg was a giant penis

>> No.6809470

>>6809455
No, fuck you, I'm about to go piss on myself and take a shower right now. Will be back in about 10 or 15 minutes.

>> No.6809472

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0VK7frCiCs

... Very much related, personally I'd never do it though because it's a sanitary taboo imo. Don't care if you clean yourself up seconds afterward etc, I'm just not that kind of guy.

>> No.6809474

>>6809470
Let us know how it went.

>> No.6809482

>>6809416
But what if you become a little girl and your lesbian lover asks you to pee on her in order to prove your love for her? You need to prepare yourself for everything, including piss play, so that you will be able to perfectly devote yourself to your future wife.

Currently I am practicing swordplay with a crude handmade macuahuitl (working with obsidian is pretty easy, and you just need to set a few blades on a wooden club. Make sure the shards won't fly off during your swing) in case I turn into a little girl and the gentle elder sister I fall in love with has some other potential suitors. Surely dispatching them with a weapon I personally crafted with love and care will impress my onee-sama.

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6809487

>in case I turn into a little girl

>> No.6809494

>>6809314

Too late.... I pissed all over myself for fun months ago. It was rather odd.

>> No.6809498

>>6809487
we never know what science will comeup with next. we must always be prepared

>> No.6809502

>>6809470 here

I'm back.

It felt nice and warm, but it tickled a little at first. I peed all over my stomach, my chest, and my face. Some of it even got into my mouth. Pee is kind of salty.

Thanks for the cool new experience, /jp/.

>> No.6809517

Classic examples of trying to bring fantasy into reality

-narutards trying to do justsus
-cosplay in general
-wishing to be a little girl
-imaginary friends
-hugging body pillows
-eating your own cum
-this thread

>> No.6809521

>>6809502
Wow, it sounds like a rush. I doubt my stream will be able to reach my face. Maybe I should try drinking more water.

>> No.6809525

Holy shit that leg.

>> No.6809533

This tread makes me lol so much.

>> No.6809545

>>6809517
>eating your own cum
Eating my own seed is like the final boss for me. There was a thread about it but I chickened out. There were two reasons why I couldn't do it.
1) I thought I'd be gay [gay] if I did it. And not just gay in the mind of others but in my own mind.
2) I was too scared of getting myself pregnant. I'm dumb as bricks, so yeah, don't ask me why I thought that would be physically possible.

>> No.6809550

>>6809517
What's wrong with eating cum? My cum is quite delicious, and eating it is better than wasting tissues.

>> No.6809552

>>6809545
For me, it always sounds like a good idea until I'm finished and calming down

>> No.6809556

>>6809550
Sup Chris-chan.

>> No.6809559

girls can do it too, it's wonderful if you are into rape/degradation fantasies. lay down on your back, pull your legs waaaaay back and the stream might even reach your face. it's like he's really there, peeing on you!

>> No.6809560

I'd only eat my own seed if someone promised to do it at the same time. This is not the type of thing I'd be able to do alone.

>> No.6809564

>>6809521
Oh actually I had to lean forward for the stream to reach my face.

>> No.6809568

>>6809556
Chris really eats his sperm?

>> No.6809577

/jp/, can we get together and pee on each other?

>> No.6809580

>>6809564
Damn, I forgot that human spines can bend. I'll try my face next.

>>6809559
Having recently met several girls who frequent /jp/ I find your post to be most interesting.

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6809585

>>6809577

>> No.6809589

>>6809577
If they're crossdressers then sure.

>> No.6809595

>>6809585
I love you

Im gonna write a name on it and call it "Anonymous"

>> No.6809599

>>6809552
Yeah, I'll fantasize about being forced to eat my own cum, but once I actually cum I'll decide it's not such a great idea after all. Makes me feel like sort of a pussy for not following through with it, though.

>> No.6809602

>>6809568
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Semen#Recycling

>> No.6809608

>>6809585
>He doesn't know how warm and relaxing it feels.
(laughing Suika) ? "laughing_Suika.png" : "crying_Suika.png"

>> No.6809614

>>6809599

That's called the logical side of the brain regaining control.

Have you had an anxiety attack before? The logic side is completely gone, you become scared of every thought in your head even though you know they are ridiculous.

It's similar to that.

>> No.6809619

>>6809580
>Having recently met several girls who frequent /jp/

Where and how?

>> No.6809621

>>6809599
but anon! You're a girl!

>> No.6809635

>>6809602
Thanks for making me feel autistic. I still love eating my cum though.

>> No.6809638

>>6809614
>Have you had an anxiety attack before? The logic side is completely gone, you become scared of every thought
Anxiety attack? So that's what it's called. And here I thought I was just being a pussy for those random nights when I get terrified of a shadowy figure in my room at night.

>> No.6809646

>>6809619
I don't want to talk about it. Just assume it was the stupid rambling of a drunkard.

>> No.6809656

>>6809638

That's not anxiety bro. Anxiety is like, for instance you grab a knife, then all of a sudden you think of killing your family in your sleep, this produces fear inside you, a fear of losing control or going insane, and then your body starts pumping out more adreniline.

Stupid things can trigger it, say you've your cellphone in a moving car, your mind will think about throwing it out the window, then you get scared you're actually going to do it.

I know it sounds stupid but it's very real and I still have a little trouble coping with it now and then. It's like your mind is your own worse enemy.

>> No.6809657

>>6809621
Now that you point it out, yeah, it seems so. And I was wondering why I couldn't pee standing like other men, I thought I had a congenital disorder or something. How come I didn't notice that for 20 years?

>> No.6809680

I wonder how much /jp/ers are going to try urinating on themselves because of this thread.

>> No.6809696

>>6809680

Probably no one because /jp/ is all talk when it comes to this kind of thing.

>> No.6809697

>>6809614
Do we lose the logical part of our brain while fapping?

>> No.6809704

>>6809621

no no no
stop trying to confuse me, I know I'm a boy, okay?

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>> No.6809735

>>6809704
Maybe we can always play of pretend?

>> No.6809780

>>6809735
She's already a cute girl pretending to be a boy.

>> No.6810074

/jp/ - Just Pissing

>> No.6810131

>>6809697

No, but the primitive part of our brain takes top priority. Procreating is more important to the body than anything else, as is survival. That's why we don't function with our normal reasoning during these two events.

>> No.6810467

i.. will try!

>> No.6812207

>>6810467
Kimochi?

>> No.6812223

What's wrong with Suika's foot?

>> No.6812266

This sounds like fun. Hooray for imagination.

>> No.6812285

>>6809363
here. I didn't try it out yesterday, but I'm looking forward to trying it out today. Will post my experience.

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6812324

>>6812223
Artist being lazy, I think. They could have at least drawn her shoes on to make it look better(Though, who wears shoes with their pants or dress off).

>> No.6813017

>>6812285
Before going into the shower, I drank a big glass of water so I would be sure I could perform. Stepping into the shower, I aimed the shower head to over my stomach as I laid down on my back. Like was suggested, I imagined Suika standing over me about to let lose and I did the same. I ended up urinating over mostly my chest, but I got a few droplets into my mouth (tasted kind of sweet actually, disappointed I didn't get more). I then imagined Suika having her way with me and masturbated to an strong climax.

9/10, extremely satisfying. I may get addicted to this...

>> No.6813120

/jp/ just got creepy~

>> No.6813179

>>6812324

But that's a really big deal. I mean, everything else is just so... hot. However, that foot ruins it.

>> No.6813202 [DELETED] 

>>6813179
There. I fixed it for you.

>> No.6813211
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6813211

There. I fixed it for you.

>> No.6813220

>>6813120
You must be new here~

>> No.6813223

>>6813211

Such a simple solution yet I couldn't think of it. Such a dolt sometimes. Thanks, man. You're a super cool dude.

I'll be in the shower...

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6813237

Forget urine, let's have a thread about Suika's feet.

>> No.6813245
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>>6813237

Aww yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about, yeah.

>> No.6813257

>>6813223
"I'll be in the shower" now means pissing on oneself.

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Want to lick them, /jp/?

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>> No.6813338

You will never get drunk on an oni's sweat.

>> No.6813781

>>6813290

That's not chocolate.

>> No.6813799

I wish to kiss Suika's tummy, play with her feet, ruffle her hair and make her laugh.

>> No.6813840

>awesome piss thread
>suddenly feet
Killed my boner, jp...

>> No.6813843

>>6813781
It's up to your imagination. Which would you prefer to lick?

>> No.6813878

>the phallic nature of the male genitalia

No freaking kidding.

>> No.6814032

I've just tried it. Was quite nice actually, it's kind of warm. I can't find the correct words to describe it but I'm already planning to hold it for a while so that I can make a glorious release.

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6814088

I'm getting tired of seeing that terribly drawn leg. Now even more phallic.

>> No.6815308 [DELETED] 

>>6813120

>> No.6815323

Suika's piss is 80 proof

>> No.6815334

Try holding your piss until you're about to burst, then jerk off. Feels good man

>> No.6815371
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6815371

Why would I pee on myself when I can just get my boyfriend to do it?

>> No.6815372

I prefer peeing in bottles to peeing in the toilet now. The feel of it growing in weight and the smell of urine is intoxicating. Since I'm an 8 year old girl, however, it's quite difficult. Any tips from my fellow /jp/ sisters?

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6815404

>>6815372

>> No.6815420

>>6815372
>Since I'm an 8 year old girl.
Please let me touch you

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>>6815420
Sorry, must remain pure for onee-chan

>> No.6815528

>>6815420

I'm proud of you anonymous. Come to my house and fuck my sister.

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6815662

/jp/ just got real pissy

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>>6815372
Just got to get better at aiming. It comes over time.

What do you do with it after you finish?

>> No.6815747

>>6813840
Pee and feet are my main fetishes, so I don't mind.

>> No.6815749

I come to /jp/ for threads like this.

>> No.6816940 [DELETED] 

You haven't lived until you've done this.

>> No.6816941

yep op, feels pretty good.

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6818952

Stay dry~

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6818959

Why is this thread still alive?

>> No.6818988

>>6818959
Fuck off retard

>> No.6818991

I did something similar, but I was imagining that dude who cosplayed Koumajou Densetsu Reimu peeing on me instead of Suika

>> No.6819007

I'd be willing to pee on a crossdresser Anon.

>> No.6819026

fuck... I find that image to be extremely amusing.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME /jp/!?

>> No.6819472

/jp/ - Autoerotic micturition

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