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6802934 No.6802934 [Reply] [Original]

I can't be the only one

>> No.6802941

Already spoiled the identities of all the Servants before I played.

>> No.6802939

You mean practically everyone

>> No.6802947

cool /v/-quality thread bro

>> No.6802952

I thought she was a concubine for King Arthur.

>> No.6802957

I thought she was King Arthur.

>> No.6802964

The H-scenes would have been a lot less awkward if she was Joan since I couldn't stop thinking "I'M FUCKING KING ARTHUR RIGHT NOW."

>> No.6802965

I thought she was a sword.
That is why her name was saber.

>> No.6802975

I thought she was future Shirou

>> No.6802981

I thought she was the child of future Rin and future Shirou

>> No.6802989

Being that /jp/ did not exist when I first played the game I had no idea the summons were formal heros. So I thought she was King Arthur ever since they said she was King Arthur.

>> No.6802990

I thought if not for the hair she'd look just like any other males.

>> No.6802997

I thought she was an experienced prostitute.

>> No.6803005

>Hm, she's like a female King Arthur
>Well...are there any famous female figures of chivalry?
>...can't think of any
>Oh wait! The french had that one
>Must be her

Imagine my face when KING ARTHUR WAS A GIRL ALL ALONG.

Then imagine my face when I took a class on medieval literature and we had a discussion on how often King Arthur was feminized and how it was the author trying to say that feminine qualities were important in a king.

>> No.6803006
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6803006

I don't even know who joan of arc is.

>> No.6803013

>>6802964
>"I'M FUCKING KING ARTHUR RIGHT NOW."

Yeah, that's always a bit of a turn off.

>> No.6803012

>>6802989
>Being that /jp/ did not exist when I first played the game I had no idea the summons were formal heros.

Wait wut. They tell you that multiple times waaaaaaaaaaay before you find out her identity.

They tell you that shit way back when Saber's fighting Lancer for the first time.

>> No.6803021

>>6803006
Did you not, like, go to school or something?

Fucking America.

>> No.6803025

>>6803013
You mean you don't fetishize heroes to the point of wanting to fuck them?
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.6803030

>>6803006

she's from that PSP game, i guess i can see the resemblence

>> No.6803034

I also thought Archer was Kiritsugu. I'm not very wise.

>> No.6803038

>>6803025
Supposedly male heroes? No.

>> No.6803044

>>6802997
This reminds me that Shirou actually said Sakura had the skills of an experienced meretrice in the VN.

>> No.6803052

>>6803034

That would make the story infinitely better

>> No.6803053

>>6803034
Guilty of this as well.

But then again for half of UBW it was the only logical solution for Archer's identity.

>> No.6803059

>>6803034
This initially. Then the stuff he said before he went and sacrificed himself against Berserker, I was all "Wouldn't it be funny if Archer was actually Shirou or something stupid like that".
Needless to say, well, I don't actually know a word that could properly describe how I felt.

>> No.6803075

>>6803034
Okay, that's a pretty badass idea

>> No.6803078

Anyone else think Gil was some sort of super saiyan Archer or something at first?

>> No.6803082

>>6803078
No.

>> No.6803102

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

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>>6802934
Of course not, that's who she is!

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