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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

じゃぁ、魔物の俺はオーケーって事かな？

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai are welcome here
*grabs cock*

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

Nope, no youkai here sir.

[Anonymous No.]

When I get my own place I plan on using it as a refuge for youkai stranded on our side of the border.

There's gonna be alot of ground rules though.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

In my home country, this is Gensokyo, youkai student
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto yama
3.spit to face when flying, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many youkai student, hole in hat and dirty bloomers, old ribbons
5.raping human gal because human gal say youkai girl no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by human
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
youkai=monkey same

[Anonymous No.]

>>6802017

I spit my soda.

[Anonymous No.]

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE HUMAN GIRLS SO ANGRY AT YOUKAI?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to physical damage
* 2) They are more fit, they can outfly any human female anytime
* 3) They got waaaay stronger danmaku
* 4) They know how to treat a man better
* 5) They can take care of themselves. humans have forgot how to live without a society
* 6) They got specialities. They can gap, read minds, create universes, nuke things, you name it!
* 7) A youkai male wouldn't date a human girl. On the other hand, human men would drop their human girlfriend anytime for a youkai girl if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 2000 years ago, but nowadays being with a human gf sucks whereas being with a youkai gf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)