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>> No.6794999
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>> No.6795044
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we soon get some 'customers' coming our way

>> No.6795047

You can't break through an eight layered divine-tier barrier system, etc, etc, pissant ritual for idiot greenspells etc

>> No.6795926

>>6794994
Not sure why this is posted but I like it and bump it.
>>6794999
This way you can finish with coma or retardation without chance to do real portal. Dont do it! Im serious!

>> No.6796098

>>6795044
To give them new hats and dresses!
Im really curious how many touhous from /jp/ there are already...

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Thanks OP, portal worked great no Alliance forces (:

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>>6796718
hey! I wasn't op! You are supposed to answer just in my threads!

>> No.6796780

>>6796718
>>6796741
>Gul Derek
Fukken lol.
also, warcraft 2 fuck yeah.

>> No.6796822
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Nameless youkai who is going to to teleport to gensokyo since few days here (had 2 threads in last days)

>>6794994
This post gave me new hope that I should try this method again ;_; I'm sure its Yukari posting to cheer me and prove that I shouldn't give up.

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>>6796822
You gonna get exterminated

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>>6796822
>(had 2 threads in last days)

YOU DON'T NEED TO REMIND US. I AM PAINFULLY AWARE OF HOW MANY STUPID SUICIDE/GENSOKYO THREADS YOU HAVE MADE OVER THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS.

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>>6796834
fuck you. really. srsly. I'm not in mood.

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>>6796877
I have been not in the mood multiple times over the last few weeks.

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So... is /jp/ usually like this? You get many threads from batshit suicidal posters, or...?

>> No.6796928

>>6796910
Just a shitposter daily dose thing.

If they were serious, we wouldn't see this thread all the time.

>> No.6796933

>>6796910
there're not uncommon.

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>>6796910
yes. a lot of them.
>>6796902
You can come to gensokyo with me. It will be easier for two youkais instead one.

>> No.6796938

>>6796843
>killing yourself with an M92

That's just not the way to go.

>> No.6796978

>>6796938
I would kill myself with spoon if it was working, so he/she is lucky about having gun.

>> No.6797040

>>6796938
Just use portal. Guns dont work this way

>> No.6797715

Ok. So how does teleport works like?

You just feel pain of teleporting for few minutes, close eyes, and in next second you wake up in gensokyo on green grass as youkai girl/fairy/manly man (depends on your dream) isn't it right?

>> No.6797727

Just eat a gram of DXM.

>> No.6797747

>>6797715
You fall asleep. Forever.

>> No.6797773

>>6797747
I know its impossible to return to this world (maybe with help of Yukari but I doubt). When you wake up you are in gensokyo right?

>> No.6797796

>>6797773
You're so adorable.

>> No.6797832

>>6797773
>its impossible to return to this world
Not true at all.
Many people that have stumbled into Gensokyo in the past and have been granted passage in the past by simply visiting the Hakurei shrine. In fact, it's usually rare for outsiders to settle down in Gensokyo.
Go read Perfect Memento in Strict Sense if you don't believe me.

>> No.6797861

>>6797832
That's terrible ;_;
I want to wear silly hat and play danmaku without danger of leaving, but thanks I will know which places I should avoid now. its not like stupid maiden would let youkai close to shrine

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>>6797861
It's not like going to the shrine instantly takes you home. You go there, pay your respects, and ask Reimu to show you the way out. A donation would be nice, too. Even if you don't want to return, it would be nice to visit the shrine anyhow.
Though it's said the path to the shrine has gotten more perilous as of late...

>> No.6797952

>>6797899
I hope it wont be so bad... After all I would need some one to ask for things like where to find house, how to use my new youkai powers and such and Reimu wont attack me so quickly ;_;

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>>6797952
House? I'm not sure I understand. If you mean looking for the village, hope you can find someone, you could end up almost anywhere. If you're unlucky enough, you just might end up blindly wandering the land, or even stumlbe into trouble.

>my new youkai powers
>Implying you'll be reborn as a youkai
It's possible, I guess. But hey, be prepared just in case you aren't.

DO NOT go to the shrine maiden to figure out your powers. You do that on your own.
Also according to (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Article_and_Interview:_Reimu)), near the bottom, her occupation is to "conquer youkai commiting a crime and to drink tea in the veranda". So if you wish to avoid her wrath, just don't cause trouble. Simple as that.

>> No.6798066

>>6798054
>stumlbe
Oops. Well, you know what I meant.

>> No.6798186

>>6798054
Thanks for advices!
I will try to remember them. I hope I wont have problems and will wake up close to some nice place.

>> No.6798317

>>6797899
Can I have the source of the picture, please?

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>>6798317
Sorry, I don't know where it's from.

>> No.6798381

I'm actually going to Gensokyo tomorrow. Got any tips?

>> No.6798382

>>6798381

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>> No.6798384

>>6798381
Don't drop the soap.

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>>6798381
>Get to the village ASAP.
>Avoid getting eaten.
>Prepare for the unexpected.
>Get used to losing many of your luxuries.
>Hard work and guts.
That's all.

>> No.6798390

>>6798381
and which method are you going to use?
we can discuss it since I have some practical experience ;_;

>> No.6798402

>>6798390
I was going to inject my brain with a magic bullet. It seems like a pretty safe method.

>> No.6798439

>>6798402
I think it doesn't turn you into youkai, but you can try it if you like. I think you would need to put some effort into your portal.

>> No.6798449

>>6798390
If I ever go, I'll do it the regular way: getting lost and stumbling in by pure luck.

>> No.6798455

>>6798439
I don't have to be a youkai. If I can get in as a normal human I'll be fine. I'll warm their hearts by showing them the power of humanity.

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>>6798348

Here's to hoping that maybe someone else knows.

>> No.6798518

>>6798455
Good luck.
I still have to try find method for me;_;

>> No.6798614

>>6798317
>>6798480
It's from Charming Border of Life by Ennui Akadako

>> No.6798650

>>6798518
Mustard + Milk? [x]
Bleach + Orange Juice? [x]
Apap + water? [x]
OD of coffee? [x]
Bleach Portal? [x]

anything left to try?

>> No.6798739

>>6798650
after all really most of /jp/ seems to be kidding with teleporting... ;_;

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Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to teleport to Gensokyo world!

>> No.6799107

>>6799000
RANDUMXD

>> No.6799146

>>6798614
Thank you very much, anon. much appreciated.

>> No.6799216

>>6799146
You can find it in google

>> No.6799261

>>6798650

OD of coffee doesn't work? I wanted to try that one..

>> No.6799265

>>6799261
You could probably eat like 5 packets of caffinee pills, would work better.

>> No.6799270

>>6799261
doesn't work. And really as much as I would like to suicide I wouldn't recommend it to any one ;_;
It was nearly as bad as bleach portal thing.

>> No.6799369

I think I scared him ;_;
>>6799261

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