/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Lets have normal suicide thread /jp/!

Are there any good and easy alternatives for bleach inhaling portal? I already tried it and its one of most terrible things you can try and it doesn't seem kill you at all. Even trying it in small room/toilet doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

Put your tie into the doors of a bus or a train.

[Anonymous No.]

But did you see Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781468
All I seen and remember was window that I managed to open because scent was terrible and suffocating

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781486

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781494
It took around 5 minutes before I did open window and I didn't feel anywhere remotely close to dying just having this terrible scent and feeling warm inside.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Next time I get desperate enough, I might try hanging myself. Probably extremely painfull. But Im gonna fight depression when it strikes! I won't give in so easily this time.

I have few gasmasks, filling it with some kind of poisonous stuff might do the trick too. Like rat poison or something. Those are my ideas, but before killing myself. I must see some /jp/sies around the world! I want to see their homes, how they live, have fun with them, drink with them...yeah. It would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781519
please do favour to world: don't fight your depression strike and do what your instincts will tell you to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781519
You might as well slice off your head with a blade or put a bullet in your head instead.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>6781519

Maybe after you see the world and realize that there's something to be said for living itself you might change your mind.

I hope you do.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6781553
My guns are at my dad's place. And I havent been there for a loooong time. I think it's for the best that they are there.

>>6781557
That's why I want to do it. I just need to get enough money. To visit Norway, Hungary and Canada. Im hoping that I will find some kind of weird reason to live. But till then, I must try to plan my days ahead, fill them with something that I enjoy. Just like you all should! The more you plot suicide, the darker your heart grows. You are all great people and you should not think such things.

Pic related, me on the left. Anon on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

You'd think suicide threads would naturally die out but apparently not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781579
hey, dear tripfriend, I think you still have your blog-thread somewhere on /jp/ please post in it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781582
No kidding. You would think they would just... kill themselves or something.

Let me work on this pun, I'll be back.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9wcj0xaJV0

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781653
>Potassium cyanide is banned in some countries

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6781519
hanging yourself sucks, I tried it and it's fucking painful, and you have to make sure you don't have anything near that you could get a hold on, because your survival instinct will kick in after a few seconds and you will star flailing your arms trying to save yourself.

the cool thing, is that you could make your death look like a murder, you just use a huge icecube to support yourself instead of a chair, and when the ice melts, everyone will think you were left there by someone else. it' magical magic!

and if you use rat poison make sure it isn't the kind that works fucking up the blood clotting factors, because you need to eat like 10kg (for a 70kg male) in order to do damage, and even if it works, it will take many hours to kill you, because it causes internal hemorrhage.

I ate like 500kg a year ago and it didn't do shit.

so, I prefer to use a method that doesn't allow me to regret. pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781638
I just did that and I vomited, which is shocking to me because I was expecting nothing to happen.

Why, /jp/? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781744
Aw man, you seriously did it? Good night, sweet prince...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781744
now you will die on this same day 10 years from now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781579
Daw, my heart hurts a bit after open that image and read the post. Don't give up, you'll find some good friends someday, i'm sure. ;_;

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6781773

This guy's implying friends are the anti suicide instead of the pro suicide

hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781744
You vomited just because it tastes terrible or your stomach was in bad state anyway. Nothing can happen. This is just water with salt. WATER WITH SALT.

I drink it to clean throat when I'm sick.

[Anonymous No.]

I put salt in my water all the time. Tastes good and is good for you!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me sad. I would beg you to reconsider but you've probably heard it a hundred times.

I just hope you all find something in life worth living for soon.

[Gul'Derek No.]

Thanks OP, portal works great, no Alliance troops at all (:

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781579
>Hungary
Why'd you go to a place like that?

[Anonymous No.]

picture nearly-related

[Anonymous No.]

>>6783790
Drowning is probably the worst way to go out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6783893
I know, I tried it and was "saved" by some one passing by. I wont try it again.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6783907

What assholes. Why did they save you. Can't they mind their own business?

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>6781579
Fucking iluvOP, don't suicide. If you do that, I'll drag you out of paradise myself. Have you sincerely considered how much you're needed here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6782118
Azért, hogy végre együtt igyunk.

[Shinden the Great⑨ No.]

>>6781465
But what if your country only has bronze coins?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys obviously don't know how to properly hang yourselves. Get yourself a proper rope, make sure you practice tying the noose because you do NOT want to fuck that part up and suffocate to death. Next, you don't just jump off a chair or whatever. Make sure you fall at least your own body height. If you fall too short you won't finish the job properly, if you fall too far you'll decapitate yourself and leave a nasty mess. Done properly, your neck will snap and you'll die instantly.

Hanging is the best way to do it if you can't get ahold of some cyanide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6783925
Macro image please

[Shinden the Great⑨ No.]

>>6783925
Tie the noose knot nice and big, and don't put it behind your neck. You should put it next to your ear, or, if possible, on the side of your chin.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only person against random anons killing themselves?

Seeing suicide threads make me feel so sad. Even if you're all NEET.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6783919
I won't do anything without consulting you guys first! But it's good to have a plan for someone like me.

>>6782118
That's where one of my /jp/ bros lives. Gotta see that guy one day. He's so awesome.

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>6783954
I feel sad too, but it's really none of our business. If they feel like they can no longer find happiness in life, it's completely in their right to try and find it in death.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6783958

Fucking kill yourself you finnish fuck so i can finally prove i'm not you

was never you

and will never be you

[Shinden the Great⑨ No.]

>>6783954
I am, too.

I just go on living in my dream world imagining that everyone's just faking it.

What they should do is get together and invade a small island and colonise it. That would make them fully awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6783964
This is some deep shit that touched my soul. Don't act like you know everything about life and death, dammit! ;_;

>>6783993
That would indeed be badass.

[Anonymous No.]

Cancer runs in my family so much I'll probably be dead within a few years anyway

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6783980
Don't mind the rumours scandy. You mean baka.

Anyways. Not one anon should kill themselves without first meeting with other anons. Im sure that will give them some morale bost to survive trough the day.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6784033

Fuck you. You ruined my identity here with your spamming shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how I'll kill myself. I know I'll have to do it eventually though

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784046
You ruined your own identity, bro.

[Shinden the Great⑨ No.]

>>6784033
What if you know other anons?
I came here because my friend's brother was a mod years ago, so my social group was mainly comprised of anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784033
Is that Yui hugging Kooh

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6784046
So tsundere! Cute.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6784066

Do you not have anything better to do than not being an enormous waste of space?

[Anonymous No.]

Incredible. Those two are like the polar opposites of each other.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6784060
Well. Think about an adventure to a foreign country. Meet with a bro, let him introduce the city, have fun playing games and drinking tea. But if the idea itself is not appealing...well then I don't know what to do. I must think about this some more.

>>6784079
I guess not. I am wondering what should I do at the moment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6783954
Do not look upon it with sadness or fear, Anonymous.

This world is but one of many.

Death is not a finality, but a transition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784110
I imagine an actual tripfag meetup in real life. It'd be pretty ballin', beer, women and shenanigans. Basically the tripfags would break every taboo known to /jp/ and suicide together at the end of the day, right when the sun sets.

Ah... beautiful! Don't do it, though. That'd be silly.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6784110

Kill yourself. Sounds pretty good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784134
>>6784110
you are samefag, but I agree - kill yourself. You are stupid attention whore. All you do is spamming and carving for attention. You should move to /a/.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6784151

You are seriously retarded if you think i've ever posted on this website with a name other than my current one.

You, kill yourself too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784110

I want to meet you! <3
I have the same wish as you before I die as well... It's kind of odd. I just want to know what the people I've been talking to for so long on here look like before I go...

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6784200
Then it's decided. We shall meet sometime soon. So we can depart with smiles on our face!I guess I could start meeting anons each time I get some studen loan.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meet up anyone?
At least for the ones on the east coast?

I'm actually being serious here, I want to meet some of you guys. ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784324

I look forward to it.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6784324
>>6784408

Drink the fucking red kool aid already. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784324
>>6784408

Jesus Christ this thread is depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6781513
RENT the gun, don't buy it

[Anonymous No.]

These threads belong in /r9k/. They always have.

[Anonymous No.]

Lifes hard and shit but it can also be fun and happy.

I wouldn't kill myself unless everything is absoloutely hopeless. I'm talking homeless living on the street, Or having a ton of medical problems.

Having no social interaction isn't a good excuse to suicide. If you have no physical problems, then you can heal your mind through meditation, hypnotherapy etc. Don't kill yourself unless it's hopeless. Seriously.

[Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

Why do you people always want to die the pussy way? At least exit with a bang or massacre or inject a syringe full of air into your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784440
Suicide threads are /jp/ related Medio said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784426
Yes. I started it as suicide thread and it was ruined by attnetion whore ;_;
Whole night wasted while looking for method and gensokyo is waiting for me... Why even suicide is so hard? But Im sure that it will let me have nicer hat in gensokyo for all troubles I had in this world with suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784476
You're undeserving of Gensokyo, they frown upon pussy ass suicidals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784462

Because we've reached a point where being "AWESOME" doesn't fucking matter anymore. You've never been depressed, I mean REAL depression, not some pussy ass shit.

Come back and say that once you've experienced the void and came out of it. Because you won't come out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784489
So you think I should try something like portal to gensokyo instead looking for easy way right ?

[Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

>>6784494
If that's the case, then inject yourself with air. From what I hear it's quick and relatively painless. I will admit Ive never suffered from depression of any kind, I suffer from chronic happiness. Cant help it.
As for your 'void', Ive been in a void of different kind.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep telling you that suicide isn't a way into Gensokyo. You'd just go straight to your appropriate afterlife. Gensokyo is a place on earth, even if it's connected to the hereafter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784469

That's because meido was an emo kid who wrote poetry in his blog etc. That meido is gone, and with him went his notions for what threads are related or not.

These threads are a fucking eyesore and beyond retarded even for /jp/. However they are not too retarded for /r9k/, which is where you all ought to take this shit. Quit saying "go to gensokyo" etc, that joke is extremely stale and you can't just keep clinging to it to go "OH LOOK IT'S /JP/ RELATED IT MENTIONS TOUHOU", no it fucking isn't related, eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784515
bit him/her but:

air doesnt do anything. it will just make big bubble on skin around place it was injected. and I doubt any one on /jp/ is capable of obtaining things like guns,medicines that are sold for receipt or poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784518
I've been using them as a soapbox for my views on the metaphysical nature of Gensokyo, but I agree, it has to stop. They are utterly intolerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6784469
No I didn't. You were allowed some hikki general, social anxiety and that sort of shitty support from time to time, as long as it didn't overtake the board.

But my policies are worth shit now, so go ahead. Just don't use me as a justification for your shit.

[Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

>>6784536
You sure? Ive never seen it firsthand but I heard it kinda worked. You're supposed to inject into the neck I believe, preferably into an artery or vein.