/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyone who wants to learn Japanese?
I'm Japanese and I want to learn English seriously.
I think that it would be awesome if we could help each other.

I started tweeting in English today and it doesn't look works well because no one follow me.
Now I start to think that I might be autism.
Only you can help me.

tl;dr: I'm a reverse weeaboo, would you please teach me English?

pic related: I'm praying.

[Anonymous No.]

犬だ？ｗ

[Anonymous No.]

What are you doing, dog.
You are a dog, get off the computer.
Computers are for humans, you are not a human.
Stop being silly, dog.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, my English is pretty great but I really want to learn Japanese to the point where I can read literature (and manga like IKKI and Inio Asano's work).

Your English isn't so bad, but I think you could get better.

[Anonymous No.]

No non-normalfag Japanese writes English that well. You're just a weeaboo pretending to be a reverse weeaboo.

Unless you're Dan Kanemitsu.

[Original Poster No.]

>>6780609
I'm the bold one brah.

>>6780610
犬だ。

>>6780612
I know your feeling.
I really want to be able to read glorious English novels and watch movies in English.

I want to get better.;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780609

[Anonymous No.]

I want to believe.

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780624
I'm really Japanese.
I just want to learn English...;_;


Would anyone has a twitter acount please follow me?
I'm so ronery...

[Anonymous No.]

中国 was here, Korea is loser

[Anonymous No.]

>autism
>/jp/ is full of autists according to other boards.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780624
2ch has entire boards dedicated to delicious English talking.

OP I suggest you go to English talking boards on 2ch, it will helping you much with your poor skills of language and you get to talk about penises!

Oh wait, you said non-normalfag. 2ch is filled with normalfags. You will have to go into wolf's den.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780643
>How to get a dog to mount you

Hmmm

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780649
I love China and Korea. :3

>>6780651
/jp/ is full of kind persons I believe. ;_;

>>6780654
I'm sorry for that, but you know, it's just some people...;_;

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780656
But 2ch has no native speaker...
I think it could be more useful for my Engrish to talk with native speakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780663
Fucking fool, many native speakers go there to joke with 2channers. Get out, you are liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>:3
Sure is Japanese bud.
You also sure seem to know a lot about /jp/ but not the important stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

70% of all 4chan users don´t have english as their native language anyway.
40% Europe
10% South America
10% Asian countries
10% R.O.W

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780667
But 2ch isn't 2chan...

>>6780669
I don't know English.;_;

>>6780670
I still believe it's better to talk with /jp.;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780696
I wish I could being this guy.;_;

[Anonymous No.]

sure, what's your twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780684
>But 2ch isn't 2chan...
you were doing pretty badly already but you fucked up here. only non-japanese think of it as 2chan. 2channel refers to 2ch only.

[Anonymous No.]

http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1284098405/
Fuck, I just read 253-256. Those posts are common on an English board on 2ch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780707
>253-256
Haha, yes, English learning boards are always like this.

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780701
I already deleted my account because I got so embarassed.;_;

>>6780704
Sorry but I have no idea what you talk because of lack of my English knowledge.;_;

>>6780707
It's like saying hi on 2ch brah.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you tell me the reason why all nips look the same, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

lang-8.com

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780707
>280
>Lesson X5　３人で
>[...]
>Mike : Now full length of my dick is inside you.
>Nicola : Three we are getting connected together!
>Takuya : Oh! I'm cumming insidel you, Nicola!

wat

[Original Poster !Vno3/Q3efA No.]

>>6780746
I can distinguish them...

>>6780752
Thank you. ;_;


Thank you all for your kindness. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Dialogue

Mike : Oh! What are you doing!
Takuya : Well... Uhm...
Nicola : Takuya is teaching me how to make a baby. He is a good teacher.
Takuya : It's... It's a education.
Mike : Ok! Count me in!
Takuya : What?

Mike : Wow! Your ass hole is so tight. Are you virgin?
Takuya : Stop, Mike! Stop it! It hurts!
Mike : Just relax,Takuya!
Takuya : Aggghhh!!
Mike : Now full length of my dick is inside you.
Nicola : Three we are getting connected together!
Takuya : Oh! I'm cumming insidel you, Nicola!
Mike : Yes! I'm cumming too, Takuya!

Words & Phrases

virgin 童貞、処女
ass hole 肛門
dick 男性器、ペニス
cum 絶頂に達する、射精する

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780768
You don't know English but you're speaking it near fluently? I don't understand what you want. I don't really believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780752
I could never trust a website like that. Well, I could never trust the people on it. They could be purposly telling you the wrong things, missing incorrect things or they could just be telling you wrong things by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

Judy: Have you ever seen naked women?
Takuya: Only in magazines.
Judy: Ok, I'll show you woman's body. I'll show you everything.
Takuya: Yes, Mrs.Grant.
Judy: This is a slip or a camisole. Undress, please.
Takuya: Y...Yes.
Judy: This is a brassiere or a bra. Do you know how to undress a brassiere?
Takuya: I can't imagine.
Judy: Let me see. Unhook the clasp behind bra. Try it.
Takuya: Umm... Ok! I did it!
Judy: Yes, good boy! You can touch my breast.
Takuya: Oh, it's beautiful, soft and warm.
Judy: Last thing, you should take off my panty.
Takuya: Yes!

Judy: This is pussy lips. This is critoris. And this is vagina where insert a man's dick. Please, touch it.
Takuya: Oh, it's hot and wet.
Judy: Yes, I am ready to fuck.Next lesson is how to fuck a woman. Let's go to my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

Judy: Can you see where you insert your dick?
Takuya: I have no idea.
Judy: Well, I'll guide your dick. Here you are!
Takuya: Oh! It's hot and tight! I cant't stop cumming!
Judy: Calm down, Takuya. Move your dick slowly.
Takuya: Yes, Mrs. Grant.
Judy: You may call me mom.
Takuya: Yes, m...mom!
Judy: Thrust me harder, Takuya!
Takuya: Yes, mom!
Judy: Yes! It's good. You are a good son! Yes! Yes!
Takuya: Mom, I cant't stop cumming anymore!
Judy: Yes, cum inside your mother! Fill me with your cum!
Takuya: Yes, mom. I'm cumming! I'm cumming, mom!
Judy: Yes! I'm cumming, too. Let's cum together!
Judy & Takuya: Aaaggghhh!!!

Judy: Are you satisfied?
Takuya: Yes, mom! What is next lesson.
Judy: You will have next lesson with your own mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Judy: Are you a virgin?
Takuya: Of course.
Judy: That's great. I will teach you everything of women's body.
First, take off everything what you are wearing.
Takuya: Everything?
Judy: No kids hesitate to show their naked body to their mother.
Takuya: But, Mrs.Grant.
Judy: Stop the lesson?
Takuya: No way!

Judy: Your dick is already erected. Can I touch you?
Takuya: Yes, Mrs. Grant.
Judy: It's hard and long enough. How beautiful it is. Can I suck it?
Takuya: Yes.
Takuya: Oh! It's wonderful! I can't stop cumming! I'm cumming, Mrs.Grant!
Judy: Your sperm is very thick and hot. It's delicious!
Takuya: Oh, it was so good.
Judy: Your dick is still hard. Let's go to next lesson!

[Anonymous No.]

NICE DOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>6780696

Does anyone have a bigger picture of this guy? He looks so awesome