>stack two plush pillows >sheath dick into clean, soft sock >insert sheathed dick into the two stacked pillows >lay monitor on the ground & in front of you to add immersion when fapping Been doing this for the past 4 years. Feels good man.

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Anonymous Fri Jan 7 19:27:52 2011 No.6773425 [Reply] [Original]

>stack two plush pillows

>sheath dick into clean, soft sock

>insert sheathed dick into the two stacked pillows

>lay monitor on the ground & in front of you to add immersion when fapping

Been doing this for the past 4 years.

Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 19:28:52 2011 No.6773433 back to /a/ please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 19:29:52 2011 No.6773434 File: 184 KB, 526x600, 1294378880760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 19:30:52 2011 No.6773442 Put a latex glove filled with hand lotion into that sock. That's how the pros do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 19:31:52 2011 No.6773447 File: 2.99 MB, 320x240, 1290893132231.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kneel before me, simpleton.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 20:11:52 2011 No.6773611 bump

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Fri Jan 7 20:13:52 2011 No.6773617 i gatta try this with my ipod touch, thanks ya'll

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 20:14:52 2011 No.6773624 I do it the same way but I don't use a sock. Fap on, OP.

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Fri Jan 7 20:16:52 2011 No.6773642 what the HELL?! it fucking hurt my head, how do i make my head less sensitive and yes it's large.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 20:33:52 2011 No.6773740 >>6773642 okay, what? I guess you may be doomed, man. I don't know. try and experiment if you're curious about this.

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Fri Jan 7 20:36:52 2011 No.6773757 >>6773740 the head of my penis, it's sensitive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 20:37:52 2011 No.6773759 Try buying that onahole already! No one gives a fuck what you get in mail, they'll mind their own business! Don't forget the lube.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 20:38:52 2011 No.6773769 Tenga Fliphole Master Race

>>	Kashima Antlers !z.BeTZShyM Fri Jan 7 22:47:52 2011 No.6774319 I find this disturbing and now that I can't unsee I'm gonna bump and hopefully ruin/disturb some other poor anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 22:50:52 2011 No.6774330 reported for incorrect use of greentext

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 22:55:52 2011 No.6774342 >>6774330 More like failed use of greentext.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 22:55:52 2011 No.6774343 >>>/b/ >>>/v/ >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 22:56:52 2011 No.6774350 File: 531 KB, 512x512, 15153635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's a good onahole? My 7 is getting ragged but I want to try something different. Please justify your answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 22:56:52 2011 No.6774345 >/jp/ claims to hate sluts and people who are "obsessed with sex" >/jp/ constantly makes threads about sex toys/prostate massagers and spends most of its time reading pornographic doujinshi and masturbating /jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 7 22:58:52 2011 No.6774364 >>6774345 Oh? I thought there was a clear difference between self-gratification with imaginary two-dimensional women, and sexual intercourse with another flesh-and-bone human being. Maybe I'm missing something here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 01:12:52 2011 No.6774914 File: 282 KB, 960x1200, 1189646853489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s Sat Jan 8 01:16:52 2011 No.6774931 I use the skill of my hands. Not just a simple fap, but a whole miasma techniques for self indulgence.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Sat Jan 8 01:36:52 2011 No.6774995
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I bet this is as good a time as any to revel some info that will change your life.

I have mastered the art of hands free masturbating.

The countless years, the endless hours, all of it has gone into mastering this technique. It's so mindlessly simple I hate myself for not finding it sooner.

What you need:
-Laptop with mouse
-Bed and pillows
-NEW material (like, 30+ images of some new fetish you just found. Something you have yet to use)

First, lay down on your back and become as comfortable as possible. Take a long pillow and lay it next to you lengthwise and set the laptop on it so it's about a foot from your face and at a 45 degree angle. Take your right arm and put it under the pillow with the mouse. You should be flat on your back, pillow under head and your head should be tilted slightly right to the laptop monitor.

Next, start looking at whatever you want. Your right arm with the mouse should be at an angle you are comfortable with. About 5 minuets into a solid erection slowly start to vibrate your hips.

That's it. Shortly after you start to vibrate you will notice slight twitches and pre-cum flowing out uncontrollably. Soon enough you will be breathing hard and your body will start to vibrate harder and harder on it's own until you climax.

It takes practice, but the result is always one of those 30 second long pulsating super loads.

Tips for beginners:
-Be as calm as possible. The room must be quiet and you MUST be able to concentrate.
-Try moving your legs. Start with them straight and after a bit bring the bottom of your feet together.
-If you absolutely cannot do this at first, gently rub the underside of your penis with one finger for 5 seconds every 60 seconds. This will accelerate the possess.

I share this information for one reason, so it can be used. There are some things mankind should know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 01:44:52 2011 No.6775002 >>6774995 You are truly the greatest man to ever grace the Internet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 01:49:52 2011 No.6775006 >>6774995 >vibrate your hips How does one do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 01:51:52 2011 No.6775011 >>6774995 Saved in notepad for later reference.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Sat Jan 8 01:51:52 2011 No.6775012 File: 94 KB, 1022x768, brilliant[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6774995 >30 second long pulsating super loads. >super loads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 01:58:52 2011 No.6775018 >>6775006 fucking this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:02:52 2011 No.6775032 >>6774995 Why are you so awesome boof?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:06:52 2011 No.6775045 File: 82 KB, 788x585, nohands.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6774995 I got up to the precum, but i've hit a wall. It FEELS great, but it doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere. Also saved for future generations

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:10:52 2011 No.6775056 >>6774995 Got to a point where I couldn't maintain it, so I had to use my trusty hands. However, I stopped before I felt it coming, and rode the rest of it out using the technique. Fucking amazing feeling.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Sat Jan 8 02:14:52 2011 No.6775069

>>6775006
>>6775018
Shake your hips up and down in small, quick movements. Like bouncing on the mattress.

>>6775045
This isn't your average fap. This is something on a whole new level. This is to fapping what The Dark Knight was to Heath Ledger's career. After this, nothing else will mater.

You WILL end up pouring an hour or so into this. It's all bout pure concentration, mind over body. You are literally jacking off with your mind.

By ending your session and posting in this thread you have broken whatever chance you have of doing this under an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:21:52 2011 No.6775096 >>6775069 The position on your wall of text is confusing me. Mind drawing a simple MS paint picture?

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Sat Jan 8 02:24:52 2011 No.6775110 >>6775096 Oh god no, I already know how this is going to end up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:26:52 2011 No.6775115 Anal stuff is a good way to spice up masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:29:52 2011 No.6775123 File: 10 KB, 292x214, 1276586098625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >First visit to /jp/ >masturbation thread >mfw >>6774995 >30 second long pulsating super loads Brilliant.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:30:52 2011 No.6775133 >>6775123 >mfw Hopefully it's also your last visit

>>	The original poster in question Sat Jan 8 02:31:52 2011 No.6775137 >>6775069 You mean I'll die of an overdose if I try this!?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Sat Jan 8 02:31:52 2011 No.6775139 File: 7 KB, 226x303, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6775096 This is all you are getting until morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:31:52 2011 No.6775140 >>6775006 a la Shakira

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:32:52 2011 No.6775141 >>6775115 I was getting good results from shoving icecubes up my ass but I saw blood once and it really turned me off of that. I would buy dildos and stuff but I live with my parents

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:33:52 2011 No.6775146 File: 37 KB, 320x272, 1289972809108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6775133 >>6775011 >>6773611 >>6773433

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:35:52 2011 No.6775150 >first week of no fap 2011 >manage so far with no problems >this thread >I want to try it >FFFFUUU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:36:52 2011 No.6775157 >>6775150 >Green text story

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:37:52 2011 No.6775162 I have a pillow that has a very soft, silky kind of material on one side. It's great to hump it to orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:50:52 2011 No.6775200 >>6774364 You and I both know that if any woman tried to start a thread about masturbation techniques that thread would have replies with "slut" on it like white on rice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:58:52 2011 No.6775233 File: 151 KB, 503x1024, Jan 2009 Ryomou pillow cover 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not just get a condom,a dakimakura and go to work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 02:59:52 2011 No.6775239 File: 4 KB, 90x128, 1241270557422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6775069 >It's all bout pure concentration, mind over body. You are literally jacking off with your mind. Goddamnit, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:08:52 2011 No.6775267 >>6775233 I would be embarrased to be seen at work with those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:09:45 2011 No.6775274 File: 102 KB, 400x400, 1269828475487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6775233 Well wouldn't want to be getting those dakimakura pregnant now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:10:52 2011 No.6775277 >>6775267 >embarrassed Why are you on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:11:52 2011 No.6775282 If a 3D man impregnates a 2D woman, how many dimensions does the child have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:12:52 2011 No.6775288 >>6775282 2.5D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:13:52 2011 No.6775299 >>6775233 Why do you even work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:14:52 2011 No.6775304 >>6775282 The child will be isometric.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:16:52 2011 No.6775314 >>6775200 Masturbation is pure. Whoring yourself is being a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:25:52 2011 No.6775353 >>6775282 Do not try this. The child will be a Hound of Tindalos. You better avoid sharp corners for the rest of your life.

Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:28:52 2011 No.6775358

I fap with my thumb on the bottom side, and my index and middle finder on the top side. I push my thumb into my penis a little bit, but not too far in, and I do a nice, heavy jerk repeatably. It feels so good, but I guess the way I fap is rather plain, I don't even put anything on my penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:29:52 2011 No.6775363 >>6773425 I've done that before with a makeshift onahole. Was pretty effective. Quite annoying though so usually I just use hands instead.

Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:42:52 2011 No.6775427
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save some money
buy a fleshlight and a dakimakura
place fleshlight (outside of the case) on dakimarkura, have sex with waifu
feels good man

hey I am lonely as fuck here. I envy the asexual ones and especially the ones with pure innocent love for their waifus, so adorable.

yeah, yeah forever alone, you suck yadda yadda. You are right ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 03:47:52 2011 No.6775455 >>6775427 Don't get so down on yourself, man.

Anonymous Sat Jan 8 04:36:52 2011 No.6775614
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The ragnarok online thread had a device you could easily make at home and it is not messy. Use the URL below to have your browser go to the correct post in the RO thread. It may seem odd to have such a post in the RO thread, but it was meant for a fapping break when playing the game.

boards.4chan.org/e/res/1315103#1333482

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 04:38:52 2011 No.6775622 >>6775614 For future reference, use the following to cross-post: >>>/e/1333482

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 8 04:41:52 2011 No.6775627 >>6775427 Masturbation is pure. Even if it isn't, you are, so relax a bit.

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