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Seriously though. I can't tell you how much I'd like to have a girlfriend like this.

Hipster or not, I wouldn't give a fuck. Having a girlfriend like this who also had similar taste & would love the shit you do?

Wheeewww. Man, that'd be awesome.

>> No.6769047
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Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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>> No.6769058

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

>> No.6769086

Not in the slightest. I've got nothing against the personification of animals as cute girls, but as males (which, her being female, is what I assume they'd be), I draw the line at.
Your friend can do better than a yaoi fangirl, anon.

>> No.6769104

>Implying she actually likes anything you like,isn't just jumping on the GEEK IS CHIC bandwagon and that those glasses have frames in them.

>> No.6769129

You've always been my hero. Why haven't you come over yet?;_;

>> No.6769141

you are a hero

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Seriously though. I can't tell you how much I'd like to have a girlfriend like this.

Death or not, I wouldn't give a fuck. Having a girlfriend like this who also had similar taste & would love the shit you do?

Wheeewww. Man, that'd be awesome.

>> No.6769143

It's always tit it's never ass.
Superman sucks just as bad as star wars

>> No.6769147

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.


That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.


The Penguin of Doom.

>> No.6769155

So this one time I was chilling in the woods. Suddenly this fucking bear came out of nowhere and started fucking me in the ass. I tried to scream but the bear threatened my with an UZI 9mm so I just took it. And then spaghetti started coming out of my pockets. I tried to pick it up, because I was afraid the bear would see it. Unfortunately, I just added more to the pile. I was so upset that I lost my balance and fell. The bear was, of course, pissed as hell. Then he saw the spaghetti and killed my parents.

>> No.6769163

A man after my own heart.

Although I favor women like Yuyuko or Yuuka. A shame they do not exist.

>> No.6769172

Liking the shit you do is a surprisingly cheap trait in a companion

For example: You all like the stuff I do, and I still couldn't stand being around any of you for more than ten minutes.

>> No.6769178

>Hipster or not, I wouldn't give a fuck. Having a girlfriend like this who also had similar taste & would love the shit you do?

The thing is that she doesn't actually like those things to that extent. It's like these twenty-somethings that try to pass themselves off as old-school gamers and talk about how they loved the NES because they kind of remember playing Super Mario one time.

They take one experience and exaggerate it to make it seem like they're hardcore. It's entirely about appearances.

>> No.6769180

No one cares.

>> No.6769189

I know that feel

>> No.6769195

Oh god, is that what people think of me when I ask them to play some Mario Kart 64 with me?

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Seriously though. I can't tell you how much I'd like to have a girlfriend like this.

Hipster or not, I wouldn't give a fuck. Having a girlfriend like this who also had similar taste & would love the shit you do?

Wheeewww. Man, that'd be awesome.

>> No.6769440

yeah if there was another person like me i would be pretty pissed

>> No.6769449


This man is more american than you'll ever be. ;_;

>> No.6769462

new pygmalion picture?

>> No.6769484


Yep. Cracked facebook picture.

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>> No.6769508

This video either has been removed from Facebook or is not visible due to privacy settings.

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oh hi.

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I don't think people know how easy it is to get on someone's facebook.

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>> No.6769546

>Having a girlfriend like this who also had similar taste & would love the shit you do?

I thought about getting a girlfriend who shares my interests, but my interests involve being by myself in peace. Is there really a girl who would be content with that?

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I also have the slutty one's saved of her from Deviantart.
I believe those were posted already before though.

>> No.6769557

The only thing I hate about hipsters is how they're condescending to other people. Could you handle someone being snobby and condescending to you for inconsequential reasons? Its like having 4chan as a irl friend except where 4chan anonymous is too beta to condescend irl and only does so online, your girl friend will call everything you like shit. Plus having a relationship with someone with mercurial tastes is difficult.

You: Hey I found this really new doujin game! Lets play it together
Her: Okay, cool, its new so I bet nobody has heard about it. Looks like fun!

*Two weeks later*

You: Hey wanna have a rematch from last week? I lost last time so you took my anal virginity. This time is payback! The game's gotten popular online so Ive been training with some awesome guys who taught me how to kick your butt!

Her: Oh you mean that piece of shit game that everyone and their mom likes? Yeah that's old. Lets find something new and obscure to play!

I don't know about you but eventually I'd get sick of it.

>> No.6769569

Post more to piss her white knights off.

>> No.6769570

Pygma is the one cosplaying mokou?
Do you know wich convention is this one?

>> No.6769573

>white people cosplaying asian people better than asian people cosplaying asian people
>what the fuck am I witnessing here?

>> No.6769577

I'd like to just have someone who I enjoyed spending time or living with. No clue who that person is, and that's fine. Having preconceived notions of a life companion ruins the whole experience for me. Whatever floats your boat man, but I can't understand the concept of wanting someone who has the same interests as you. Seems a tad narcissistic.

Why does having someone else with similar interests enhance those interests or your life as a whole?

Then again I haven't had a friend in I don't know how many years so I suppose I'm a bad example of how to live your life.

Whatever floats your boat OP, good luck.

>> No.6769596

so... many... normals...

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Pygma's Mokou and her little trip friend is the one cosplaying Kaguya.
This was at NYCC/NYAF.

>> No.6769596,1 [INTERNAL] 

OH WOW i went to that Convention because there was a yoshiki (X Japan)panel. Ended up going to the dealers room or whatever its called. Found a Stand with some touhou disc remixes and buyed a bunch of those. So i was ther at the stand trying to figure out wich ones to buy. Then i notice a moukou cosplayer next to me looking over my shoulder. She said "oh that one is really good". I obviously didn't say a word back, just ignored her completly. Mostly because I hate moukou (I'm a Kaguya fan).
So yeah, /jp/ meet-up I guess.