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if your waifu was in a coma how often would you visit her?

>> No.6768716

everytime I'm horny

>> No.6768726
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6768726

every day!

>> No.6768734
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6768734

I would never leave her side.
pic related

>> No.6768733

I'll stay by her side until she wakes up.

>> No.6768735

I doubt I would leave the bedside.

>> No.6768739

I wouldn't. If she gave a shit about me then she wouldn't have let herself end up in a coma.

>> No.6768749

I would cheat on her with her best friend.

>> No.6768780

What's happening in OPs pic?

>> No.6768800

>>6768780
china is selling a sakuya doujin but no one is buying it. I picked it because she happened to look like haruka in it.

>> No.6768814

>>>/a/

>> No.6768825

>>6768800
It's supposed to be Haruka. The OP is an edit.

>> No.6768835

Whenever I was hungry.

The kitchen isn't a long trip. The hard part is getting that bitch awake.

>> No.6768839

>>6768814
Do you just throw this response in any thread you don't like?

>> No.6768840

>>6768711
I'd live in the hospital.

>> No.6768847

I'd get a bed in the same room.

>> No.6768850

>>6768711
Silly OP, I'M the doctor that's treating her.

>> No.6768874

>>6768839
No. I throw it in threads that /a/ likes and that are unnecessary here/attract outsiders/filled with faggotry/discussed over a thousand times/etc. Does it bothers you?

>> No.6768900

I'd have to stay by her side 24/7, sitting on a chair by the bed and peeling apples and cutting them into boats. I'd only take a few 5 minute power naps before going back to the apple peeling, because it's vital that she wakes up to the sound of me peeling apples, even if I have no idea when that will happen.

>> No.6768901

>>6768711
that would be so hot, i'd be there every day

>> No.6768928

>>6768711

I wouldn't......I would go and start fucking her best friend.

>> No.6768940

Would you cum on your waifu while she's in a coma? Think about it, it's the closest you'll get to making love to her, I'm sure she would be happy even if she isn't able to share the joy with you while it happens.

>> No.6768944

>>6768940
I'd just go ahead and impregnate her.

>> No.6768971
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>>6768944
can you impregnate a comatose woman? has there ever been a case of some doctor/nurse raping a woman and getting her pregnant while she's in a coma?

>> No.6768998

>>6768971

I think there was an episode of Law and Order with this exact premise.

>> No.6769005

>>6768971
I was just fapping to that scene in the animu yesterday. is it ever explained why she has a dick? I wasn't reading the subtitles and never played the game.

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>>6768874
>attract outsiders
I'll be sure to make this my new home then!

>> No.6769021

>>6769016
no, go back to /a/

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>>6769021
no.

>> No.6769040

>>6769005
beats me, i just found that a while ago on danbooru and thought it was hot. didn't even know it had a hentai adaptation. i'ma go download that shit

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6769308

everyday. she'd kill me if i didnt xD

>> No.6769378

EVERYDAY SOMEONE MAKES A SHITTY /a/ THREAD IN /jp/

>> No.6769392

>>6769378
nahh, i dont think /a/ likes Waifus.

>> No.6769402

>>6769392
/jp/ doesnt too. Its just stupid meme made up by normalfags and weaboos from /a/.

>> No.6769414

>>6769402
oh thank god i thought that i was the only one o here that hated them

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