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676741 No.676741 [Reply] [Original]

I'm about to leave to dive back into Fanime. I subject myself to this because I'm told that there are cute females there that want my penis (I have seen some that weren't fat "yow-ee" fangirls already). I'm armed with my EeePC, an external DVD-ROM drive, a 4GB USB Flash drive, and four Full Throttles.

What does /jp/ suggest I do, provided that I WILL go (worst case, I'll go crash the DND tables and make an Anal Invader halfling)? ie: What Touhou songs do I play, or something.

>> No.676746

gb2/a/

>> No.676748

start by not going at all, you'll get all the ladies.

>> No.676756

>>676746
This isn't about Anime/Manga though. Besides, any suggestions they give me would probably be "play the naruto music, all cool people listen to that" and it wouldn't be trolling, either.

>> No.676760

>>676748
but the ladies there will be as social inept as anon is.

>> No.676776

My only suggestion is to not go, if you're going there to get some pussy.

>> No.676783

>>676756
You're pissed about naruto fans, but you're going to an anime convention?

>> No.676785

Summer, huh.

>> No.676805

Play the entire original Silent Hill soundtrack.

>> No.676809

>>676783
I'm not pissed, but I do hang my head in disgust. Trust me, if it weren't for the supposed underage females that are lusting after attention, I'd probably sit at home and fap to my loli manga.

>> No.676820

>>676809

People like you are the worst.

You're handling real girls like things.

Dear Sir. You disgust me.

Go into some trendy clubs if you just wanna fuck girls!
OH WAIT you actually won't even talk to one! ;_;

>> No.676833

>>676820
>You're handling real girls like things.
I was gonna respond to this, until I saw
>Go into some trendy clubs
Then I knew it was a troll.

>> No.676856

>>676833
You troll sense is broken.

>> No.676857

>>676741

>> No.676869

>>676856
You cannot, under any circumstances, try to convince me that you expect an Anonymous of /jp/ not to be as misogynistic as the Japanese themselves.

>> No.676878

>>676869
But I already did.

>> No.676884

NO YOU WILL BE KILL MY STDS AND STATUTORY RAPE CHARGES!

>> No.676886

>>676878
And failed miserably.

>> No.676890

>>676884
I heard someone say just the other day, "If I'm gonna end up going to jail, I'm gonna go for something good. Steal a few million dollars or something." I figured, rape a few lolis or something, Final Half Year style.

>> No.676895
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>> No.676896

cons

>> No.676898

forgot my sage

>> No.676901

huh? again.

>> No.676902

>>676898
YOU'RE NOT HELPING

>> No.676911

>>676898
That's not how sage works at all.

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