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6766993 No.6766993 [Reply] [Original]

I am known as the rich jerk, and here's what I think of you all:

You guys are a bunch of lame faggots who reek of poverty, ramen, and semen. I have a 4 million dollar mansion, a red Lamborghini, and a girlfriend(I'm sure you've heard of that term before).

I'm obviously superior to all of you, so ask me anything you want, although I know 99% of the questions will be retarded below belief due to this being /b/.

>> No.6767004

nanikore wwwwww

>> No.6767003

>>6766993
>His mansion is only worth 4 million dollars
laughing_girls.jpg

>> No.6767010

is this mugen-sama or boof-sama?

>> No.6767008

What does that have to do with otaku culture?

>> No.6767016
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6767016

also, i meant to say /jp/, not /b/, but those two boards are equally gay, so it doesn't matter

>> No.6767018
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6767018

>His mansion is only worth 4 million dollars

I spit on you.

>> No.6767029

You are small time. With a 4 million bucks mansion I would not have one girlfriend but a fucking harem that would make the owners of playfags shit bricks if they saw it

>> No.6767030

>>6767010
It can't be mugan, because mugan is a fag.

>> No.6767038

>>6767008
Nothing. I'm hear to show off my superiority and acknowledge you of your pitiful existence

>> No.6767044
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>>6767038

>> No.6767058
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>>6767010

considering the fact that I'm not an otaku faggot like you guys, no, I'm not mugen or boof sama. WTF does that even mean?

Translate that to someone who's a non basement dweller like me

>> No.6767057

> due to this being /b/.

0/10, pasty white American with free time alert.

>> No.6767064

>>6767057
See this: >>6767016


I was on /b/ to make fun of those losers too.

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6767074

>>6767057
>white
>supposed to be an insult

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6767075

Hey guys with 4 million dollar mansions,

My name is Nagi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are moderately wealthy, robe wearing, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at blond whores. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a domestic staff? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you don't have a net worth in the billions, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than dating Playboy models.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I sit around my room reading manga and playing games. What games do you play, other than "Have sex with 3DPD"? I also get straight A's, and have a super strong butler (he just saved me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>> No.6767079

>>6767074

You are not white, you argentinian faggot, why do you care?

>> No.6767171

hey retarded faggots. go to my website www.therichjerk.com and buy my ebook.

maybe you guys wouldn't be as pathetic as you are now if you've made SOME amount of money. fags

>> No.6767190

>>6767171
oh you're just advertising for your dying website.
you'll get paid one day, I believe in you.

>> No.6767191

>>6766993

Do tell me the exact displacement of your engine, your hp/liter ratio, your gear ratio, and how big your wheels are. Also, what calipers and rotors are you using? I'm assuming not stock, since Lamborghini has crap-tier braking systems...

Anyways, what other bolt-ons have you had added on to your Lambo?

Ever taken it to the track? What have you run in the 1/4 mile? 1/8? What year is your Lambo? Mind telling me how much you paid for it?

>> No.6767242

>>6767191
>>6767191
My engine displacement is 6496 cubic centimeters. Horsepower is 691, and liter is 6.5. Everything else you asked is irrelevent

That's probably better than your piece of shit car. And you have the nerve to challenge me? Recognize your superiors

>> No.6767278

>>6767242

Google search for Lamborghini car specs confirmed. You really aren't any good at this.

Anyways, a real man builds his own car. If you truly own a Lambo, then you won't have any problem beating me in a race...if you can handle a little 'ol 2002 Trans Am. :D

* W2W Stroker engine ls2 Aluminum 402ci 487hp - 501 torque RW
* DART 225cc / 62cc champer volume
* MTI R1 camshaft
* patriot gold dual springs
* GM rocker arms 1.7 ratio
* LS7 lifters
* TNT f1 system (150 shot) 653hp - 712 tourqe RW 1st stage
* NOS wet system (100 shot) 755hp - 813 tourqe RW 2nd stage
* stand alone fuel system
( RCI Pro Street Fuel Cells - NO2 120+ octane VP race fuel - fuel lines - fuel filter - BOSCH fuel pump - airomotive regulator )
* MSD window switch
* MSD timing twister
* SLP cold air intake
* FAST intake manifold 92mm with FAST big mouth throttle body 92mm
* FAST fuel rails
* Walbro Intake 255L Walbro Fuel Pump " Direct Fit Kit "
* exhaust system (hooker headers long tube 1 7/8 - Y pipe - Corsa Cat-Back Exhaust System )
* BOSCH Oxygen sensors
* MSD wires 8.5mm - Denali coils - NJK spark plugs TR6
* Casper volt booster
* Meziere water pump
* spec aluminum flywheel
* spec clutch stage 3+
* pro 5.0 shifter
* ws6store short stick 6.5"
* Spohn Perf. Top-Gun Driveshaft
* Moser 12 bolts rear end
* BMR (K member - torque arm)
* UMI (subframe connectors - front lower & upper arms - rear control arms - Panhard)
* Spohn sway bars
* lowering kit (springs - Blisten shocks)
* Baer braking kit (extreme plus 6 pistons)
* American racing torque thrust II wheels 17x11 rear, 17x9 front
* Nitto 555R drag radial tires 315/35/17

>> No.6767277

Not /jp/ related, reported.

>> No.6767302

>>6766993

im suprised no one has called you out on this yet. At least my vision is superior to yours since your Lamborghini is yellow!!! LOL It's behind you in the picture right?

>> No.6767306

suddenly, e-penis and /o/

>> No.6767320

>>6767242

You know, its not superior to any random piece of shit car in terms of gas economy.

>> No.6767340

>>6767320

Even more so, Lambos are low-tier in the super car world. He would have been better off getting a Ford GT40 or Nissan GT-R. Poor guy...no knowledge of cars makes his "superiority" rather short-lived.

>> No.6767381

Don't feed the troll.

/jp/, you failed hard.

>> No.6767401

>>6767340

They still sound awesome, you have to give them that.

Until you realize the instrument cluster, door buzzer, etc. is lifted straight from a fucking Volkswagen Golf, in the Gallardo.

>> No.6767422

>>6766993
Also if pic related you are red-yellow colourblind which should be a concern.
By the way why would you want a red Lamborghini?

>> No.6767444

>>6767401

Very true, they do sound awesome as hell. However, if that's the only reason he bought one...

Well, his loss, so to speak.

>>6767422

Maybe he chose red because he wanted a Ferrari, and he could only afford a Lambo?

>> No.6767492

My '82 datsun 240zx turbo > gaijin car.

/jp/ = /o/ :3

>> No.6767539

>>6767492
Niisan sucks.

>> No.6767650
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6767650

I am known as the Ushiromiya KInzo, and here's what I think of you all:

You guys are a bunch of lame children who reek of poverty, greedy, and slavery. I have a 2 mansions on an island, a fucking military base, and a gaijin girlfriend(I'm sure you've heard of that term before).

I'm obviously superior to all of you, so ask me anything you want, although I know 99% of the questions will be retarded below belief due to this being /jp/.

>> No.6767672

>>6767650
How does it feel being dead?

>> No.6767683

>>6767650
Why do you have such a great singing voice?

>> No.6767710
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>>6767650
Hey worthless children,

My name is Kinzo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity, women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to steal all my money when I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever run a successful business? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Krauss is a competent businessman.

Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied magic for years on end, and my skills as a magician can even best a witch. What other hobbies do you have, other than argue who will get more of my inheritance? Unlike you, money throws itself at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (She just gave me more gold; Shit was SO hidden). You are all failures who should just figure out the epitaph. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch

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>>6767710

Why are women that try to be men a bad thing?

>> No.6767855

>>6767828
Well Eva was a terrible excuse of a woman so...

>> No.6767924

>Lamborghini
HA! My corvette would smoke that piece of shit.

>> No.6767964

>>6767710
What's wrong with her hand?

>> No.6767992

>>6767924

Problem: You're still driving a Corvette.

>> No.6767992,1 [INTERNAL] 

Nah!... He fictional money I real money... so I no care...

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