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Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:25:41 2011 No.6762744 [Reply] [Original]

I'll be taking sleeping pills tonight because my dad might be coming home and I want to be sure I'm unconscious for this event.

I've heard Youmu is "soft." I take this to mean she rubs gently upon any laceration.

For those of your with a limited vocabulary, she is the reason Yuyuko doesn't spend the majority of her time screaming and cursing the heavens.

Long story short, I intend to put myself into an OTC sleeping pill induced coma tonight. From what I've heard, Youmu has abilities to make a sleep in spiritual oblivion pleasant.

Please post anecdotes (and I stress that I asked for words first) and pictures that demonstrate that thinking of this youkai that I've never given a second thought to will make my slumber more bearable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:27:41 2011 No.6762756 Youmu is a slut who gets raped by spirits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:28:41 2011 No.6762763 This is some kind of mix between blog and retarded thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:29:41 2011 No.6762765 >>6762744 Weak. We've had dudes outright committing suicide all month. Your half-hearted actions couldn't possibly convey your feelings to distant Gensokyo. Or even Balamb Garden.

Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:29:41 2011 No.6762768
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Youmu doesn't give a shit about you and you'll never know if she's soft or not because your soul will probably be trapped in a cherry blossom or something.

At best, you might get trimmed by her sword and dumped into wherever inhabitants of Gensokyo put their lawn and tree trimmings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:29:41 2011 No.6762770 Are you implying that you don't want to be awake when he comes to molest you?

>>	Retarded OP Wed Jan 5 21:29:41 2011 No.6762773 o wow Should I have asked for a Youmu gore thread instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:30:16 2011 No.6762774 >>6762744 Weak. We've had dudes outright committing suicide all month. Your half-hearted actions couldn't possibly convey your feelings to distant Gensokyo. Or even Balamb Garden. Cowboy up and take your anal rape like a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:34:41 2011 No.6762792 >>6762744 I stopped reading at "my dad might be coming home." What the fuck, am I surrounded by children still living at home?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:34:41 2011 No.6762793 >>6762773 Shouldn't have posted at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:35:41 2011 No.6762795 >>6762792 You're on /jp/ For someone who's living independently, you sure seem to have trouble putting 2 and 2 together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:35:41 2011 No.6762799 >>6762792 Is that really a surprise? Hard to move out when you don't work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:36:41 2011 No.6762804 >>6762765 A lot of people talk about it but nobody really does it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:37:41 2011 No.6762806 File: 14 KB, 220x200, yuyuco del 71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6762768

Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:39:41 2011 No.6762817

>>6762795
>>6762799

Oh I don't know...there are a few people here that I would classify as an adult, have pretty good life-styles, and also fit into /jp/ just fine. Sadly they're tripfags, because no anon can really easily present themselves in a memorable way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 21:44:41 2011 No.6762841 >>6762744 I just tried bleach portal... I think Im going to cough my heart out and you think "sleeping pills" are cool way to suicide....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:01:41 2011 No.6762923 op did you take sleeping pills already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:05:41 2011 No.6762947 >>6762923 Yeah. 8x38 DPH down the hatch. To everyone else in this thread, I don't recall ever mentioning I'm suicidal. I hope I wake up in the morning; all I was asking for was some fuel for pleasant dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:08:41 2011 No.6762966 >>6762947 Its not op and op is suicidal - gensokyo portal thread. Does anyone thinks that its possible to die from any medicines? I think they are too slow and you have great chance that you will be saved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:11:41 2011 No.6762976 >>6762966 Ask someone that cares? Maybe some sad fucker will respond to you with something more useful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:12:41 2011 No.6762983 >>6762947 DPH? Holy shit you are either trolling or you gotta read up on this shit. How many milligrams is that? You're probably just going to see a lot of spiders and piss yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:14:41 2011 No.6762991 You're gonna see some crazy shit if you took 700mg or more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:15:41 2011 No.6762998 >>6762817 Nobody who enjoys /jp/ style media has any right to speak of the normal arbitrary standards of maturity.

Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:15:41 2011 No.6763002

>>6762966

OP here and also an ODfag.

And no, I didn't mean OPfag, I meant ODfag as in "overdose." I've woken up in the ER with IV's in the back of my hands while tied down because I kept ripping them out of my arms.

If you live along, death by pills is easy. Unless you're fat as fuck, a bottle of Tylenol should do the trick. If you weigh less than 200 lbs. or live with someone who might call an ambulance within 24 hours, things get difficult. Some pills will put you down for the count within that time frame, but if you think you've got at least half a day before someone jams a tube down your throat and pumps shit out, any bottle more than half-full should do.

I would personally advocate jumping. I've hit terminal velocity jumping into water; there's a point where your inner ear goes "Yep, I'm dead." If you leap over a solid surface, there's no chance you'll survive once you reach terminal velocity (that's actually where its name comes from) and it's quit an exhilarating experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:18:41 2011 No.6763020 So why is /jp/ inundated by suicidal kids the last month?

>>	Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg Wed Jan 5 22:19:41 2011 No.6763021 File: 513 KB, 768x1024, 0726e4dee3e7f27048e67414a023680f1c07105d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread would have been much better off as a "How was your day?" instead. People actually do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:19:41 2011 No.6763023 >>6763021 Go kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:19:41 2011 No.6763022 >>6762983 >>6762991 I failed out of college due to DPH abuse. Your concern is duly noted, but fairly useless to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:21:41 2011 No.6763030 >>6763023 How ironic.

Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:21:41 2011 No.6763032

>>6763020

Goddamnit.

I just wanted some pleasant anecdotes about why Youmu is so awesome.

I am not suicidal. I want to wake up tomorrow so I can relate my Youmu-starring dreams for you all to ignore.

Should I have made a lucid dreaming thread instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:22:41 2011 No.6763035 >>6763021 Everyone's waiting for you to make yours

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:24:41 2011 No.6763045 File: 865 KB, 1114x1600, too soft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6762744 Means more like impressionable or inexperienced

Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg Wed Jan 5 22:26:41 2011 No.6763056
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>>6763035
>>6763023
Don't worry, if I ever do, it'll be here first.

Also, you both seem upset?

>>6763032
Yes, a lucid dream would have received better responses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:27:41 2011 No.6763061 >>6763032 Probably... but the fact that you've woken up with IVs sticking out of the back of your hand pretty much confirms you for fucked up. You clearly have some kind of weird death wish from my perspective, but perhaps I'm mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:35:41 2011 No.6763100 >>6763002 I weight 121-130lbs according to google calculator (around 55-60kg) and I live with father but Im night time person and I wake up when he goes sleep so I have few hours of "freedom" ;_____;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 22:48:41 2011 No.6763167 >>6763100 Will paracetamol work?

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>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Wed Jan 5 23:08:41 2011 No.6763281 >>6763002 >there's no chance you'll survive once you reach terminal velocity (that's actually where its name comes from) dem troll threads

>>	Small russian city poster: Wed Jan 5 23:15:41 2011 No.6763326 >>6763281 I CANT FIND ANY HIGH BUILDING TO JUMP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:45:41 2011 No.6763493 bump!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 23:47:41 2011 No.6763500 >>6763056 Whatever happened to you, Satorin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 01:02:41 2011 No.6763798 >>6763500 satori went kaput ;-;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 01:19:41 2011 No.6763870 File: 12 KB, 320x296, go on.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tell me why you want to avoid your dad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 02:30:41 2011 No.6764103 >>6763870 op went kaput too ;_;

>>	Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI Thu Jan 6 02:31:00 2011 No.6764106 >>6763500 >>6763798 >>6764103 All of you, go impale your brains on the nearest stick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 03:13:41 2011 No.6764223 >>6764106 u mad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 03:20:41 2011 No.6764237 >>6764106 I feel horrible for it but I have to agree with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 03:23:41 2011 No.6764246 File: 59 KB, 640x462, imhqw4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess OP went to bed. Sleeping pills really do make you sleepy, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 6 03:24:41 2011 No.6764248 >>6764237 go kaput too ;_;

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