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don't like where the US is headed, & Japan's #1 on my list of places to immigrate. (Sweden is #2)

I was wondering how hard it would be getting a job w/ a workers visa, like a manual translator or something? I already know becoming naturalized is near fucking impossible for us honkies, & either a job or a waifu is usually the best bet, but I wouldn't mind trying out one of these 'job' things everyone's always talking about

>> No.6762337

also who the fuck designed this image w/ a NES controller instead of famicom

>> No.6762338

>>>/trv/

>> No.6762348

>>6762338
you're an idiot. This is an in-depth subject involving japanese culture, immigration, etc, it belongs in /jp/

>> No.6762349

why get naturalized?

stay in jp past your visa exp date, just get some good friends and ask to stay at their place for a while, maybe eventually youll get married (if lucky) and then naturalization is a poss for u.

>> No.6762353

>>6762348

This board is not about Japan, you fucking retard.

>> No.6762357

>>6762349
yeah japanese immigration authorities don't take kindly to overstaying your visa

>> No.6762360

>>>/trv/
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/

Those boards can help you, get out.

>> No.6762361

>>6762357

he could just become a homeless person and sleep out on the streets.

>> No.6762362

>>6762353
then what the fuck do you think /jp/ stands for?

>> No.6762368

>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>> No.6762374

>>6762361

or, and this requires $$$. every time his visa exp, he travels to someplace like korea for a while, then travels back to jp, i know people that do this, but they got the cash to do it.

or if anything else - join marines/air force/navy theyve got bases stationed there, if lucky you might get stationed in jp.

>> No.6762377

>>6762335
From what I hear, their workers are working more and more hours for less and less pay. The cost of living is extremely high and there is a lot of financial strain on the young people to carry the financial burden since most of their seniors are retiring.

With the low birth rate I'd have thought that they'd be more liberal in giving working VISAs to young immigrants, but it looks like the politicians are still bent towards keep japan "pure" so they're ignoring the strain on the younger generation and still forging on with their policies, which in my opinion is all kinds of stupid.

>> No.6762379

>>6762368
hence JAPAN. Otherwise this place would be deleted in favor of /a/ you dibshit.

>> No.6762381

>>6762362

Fuck off.

>> No.6762387 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>6762362
Just Pedos

>> No.6762392

>>6762379
Get out of /jp/

>> No.6762397

>>6762362
ignore the idiot. it will go away

>> No.6762398

>waifu

Um. I get the impression you don't understand what that word means. It's used exclusively to refer to a fictional character one is, or pretends to be, infatuated with. A real woman with whom one is married is one's wife, not one's waifu.

>> No.6762404

>>6762381
HURR LUK AT ME IM WRONG SO I'LL POOP GENERIC INSULTS FROM BUTTMOUTH

>> No.6762409

>>6762398
type ワイフ into Google Translate & shit bricks.

>> No.6762411

>>6762335
not /jp/ related, and as american you are not welcome to sweden. please kindly gtfo to other board and migrate to japan.

>> No.6762421

>>6762404
>HERP DERP I'M WRONG SO I'M JUST GOING TO ACT LIKE A RETARD

>> No.6762422

>>6762379

You started posting here 3 days ago, you fucking mongoloid, obviously you don't understand that this board is not about life in Japan or anything like that, this board was created to get rid of Touhou and VN's from /a/.

>> No.6762426

>>6762409
I don't understand what you're trying to get across here. "Waifu" on the English-speaking internet has a very clear-cut definition, and it isn't synonymous with "wife".

>> No.6762428

>>6762411
Migrating to sweden is actually pretty easy for someone in my situation-- just build up savings for a few years & get a small business visa, they actually have a specific visa for small business owners that can support themselves for at least 2 years.

>> No.6762435

>>6762428

Nobody gives a shit about your life.

>> No.6762436

>>6762426
you don't even speak the language do yo?

>> No.6762447

>>6762436
...English? Common imageboard slang?

>> No.6762450

>then what the fuck do you think /jp/ stands for?
It's a board for pedophiles.
It's a board full of pedophiles content.
moot is saying this board is full of pedos.
This board must be about Japan!
Not sure where you got this idea.
You are not very bright, are you?

>> No.6762451

also just for the record, I've actually had sex & also I'm attractive & slim, in contrast to Mr. Sagey sage sage that likely is overweight, smells of dickcheese, & DOES afraid of anything. Also he's scared of someone asking a japanese question in /jp/

>> No.6762460

>>6762451

sagefags should all just die. they're major drains on 4chan.

btw, not OP but i support OP for trolling you guys.

>> No.6762464

>>6762451
literally the worst troll we've had this week

>> No.6762465

>>6762447
あなたはオタク処女遅らせるです

>> No.6762473

>>6762451

You don't fool me Kim-Jong.... not again.

>> No.6762475

>>6762451

Yes /jp/ is full of mean people, you should get the fuck out and find a more friendly website.

>> No.6762481
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BUT WHAT IF HE'S ACTUALLY SERIOUS

>> No.6762487

>>6762465
お前は自閉症じゃないですか?

>> No.6762490

for every sage post i will BAMP.

cuz sagefags are gayfags. that is all.

btw OP, no idea how to answer your question - try yahoo answers

>> No.6762498

>>6762487
はい :P

>> No.6762507

>>6762490
>>>/a/

>> No.6762509

>>6762490

Why do you talk and type like 12 year old kid with down syndrome?

>> No.6762510

>>6762507
BAMP

>> No.6762520

>>6762490
I refuse to ask a community where "I don't know" can be a universally accepted answer lol

>> No.6762530

>>6762520

yea occasionally you get those people trying to get points so they just answer any question they see with:
yes
no
maybe
i dont know

those guys are fags

>> No.6762536

I keep thinking this is the Lun Lun thread at first glance.
So disappointing

>> No.6762539

>:P
>lol

Why are all these gaiafags coming to /jp/ these days?

>> No.6762542

>>6762536
http://translate.google.com/#auto|en|BAMP

>> No.6762544
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>Kim Jong-Il

>> No.6762551

>>6762530

Go back to school and learn basic grammar.

Your lack of capitalization and punctuation makes you look like 12 year old.

>> No.6762554

>>6762539
Didn't you notice? This is where all the cool kids hang out now.

>> No.6762558

>>6762544
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v1eH2COI2DQaaQ98i

>> No.6762562

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This thread sucks :(
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>> No.6762568

>>6762562
http://www.bampproject.com/

>> No.6762578

>>6762562
no one cares about this board, this is/jp/ the board moot could care less about - hell hes been known to troll /jp/ himself many times.

what makes you think youre important?

>> No.6762581

I'll bite. Being a translator in Japan is about contacts and slowly wooing your clients into using your services by giving a lot of extra work for small money. Over time, once your reputation is secure (this may never happen) then you will be able to bring in more money for it. Many large companies prefer to use companies that comprise mostly of Japanese people as they really don't care so much, hence the constant and obvious mistakes and the lack of understanding of the subject shown in Japanese subtitles of movies.

>> No.6762582
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and this is why you dont ask /jp/ for ANYTHING. all they want is to talk about doujins and visual novels. anything else, they try to purge with flurries of reports and saging.
and rude as hell

>> No.6762585

>>6762578
I'd hate to be a mod that has to scroll through these threads & rages whenever there ISN'T CP in them (otherwise they're just a waste of time on an anarchical board)

>> No.6762588

>>6762582
Fuck /jp/ for wanting to discuss board related material

>> No.6762589

>>6762582

That's all we are supposed to talk about.

>>6762578

Why do you sound like you have down syndrome?

>> No.6762590

>>6762582
Fucking faggots not answering unrelated questions.

It's like that one time when I went on /sp/ and they didn't want to answer my fashion questions. Rude.

>> No.6762592

>>6762582
It's just /jp/ trying to protect its reputation. Doesn't want to be known as "the weeaboo board" any more than it already is.

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6762595

Can we expect your how do I learn Japanese thread in a few hours?

>> No.6762601

>>6762592

No, it's /jp/ trying to tell retards like you that these stupid threads have nothing to do with /jp/

>> No.6762602

>>6762588
>>6762589
>>6762590
http://bamp.org.bb/

>> No.6762607

>>6762589

I had no idea you could hear the sound of my voice through my comments, thats amazing!

>> No.6762611

LOLOLOL I GOT U GUIZE GUD!!!!
I TORLL U LOLOLOL
BUTTMAD JELLY BETA NECKBEARDS U MAD U JELLY AT MY ALPHA?
captcha: BUTT MAD loloLOLOL

>> No.6762616

>>6762611
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bamp

>> No.6762620

>>6762611
I really should trip-fag that handle out...

>> No.6762624

>/jp/ - TROLL'D AS FUCK
XD

>> No.6762628

>>6762602
>>6762616

Why do you care so much about someone using sage, you fucking mongoloid?

Do you believe that this retarded thread goes to page 15 everytime we use sage?

You totally look like a dumb newfag who just got out of /b/.

>> No.6762631

Secondly, If you don't have a degree then it will be more difficult to get a job and when you get one it is likely that the pay will be low. If you speak Japanese, this still won't help you greatly with getting a high paid job but will let you work in kombini etc.
If you do have a degree then I recommend taking a job in an English School chain that organize everything for you. Work there for a few months while you get your bearings e.t.c. Then look for another job and go to a real estate agent and get your own place. After one year has passed, join the national insurance system.. this will all greatly increase your chance of a 3 year visa. Find a nice girl to marry...die a slow death.

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>>6762628
http://www.myspace.com/bamparmy

>> No.6762636

Ok this is my tripcode stop impersonating me guize :P

>> No.6762637

Sure is deviantart in there, OP.

>> No.6762639

Hey, kiddo...

Can you tell me what you think sage does? Do you understand its intended purpose?

>> No.6762642

>>6762636
No, this is my tripcode

>> No.6762644

>>6762637
>>6762639
http://main.bampmarketing.com/

i know what saging is for, but just for today I feel like trolling - so there.

>> No.6762648

>>6762639

He is a dumb retard from /b/ who probably believes that sage kills threads or something.

Just use 'green' sage, the poor idiot is going to cry if we continue saging this thread.

>> No.6762658

>>6762648
not sure if there is a green sage, but better safe then sorry

you just turned my troll meter to MAX

>> No.6762661

>>6762642

No you are not, stop impersonating me, you fucking neckbeard smelly weeaboos.

>> No.6762663

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/BAMP

>> No.6762668

>>6762636
>>6762642

impostors!

>> No.6762671

>>6762644
>>6762658
OMG EPIC TROLL!! ROFL!!! XD

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>> No.6762675

>>6762658
>Trolling.

You obviously don't know the meaning of that word, you just look like 12 year old kid with down syndrome.

>> No.6762678

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bamp

>> No.6762683

>>6762675
...down syndrome - the best insult /jp/tards can come up with.

>> No.6762684

>>6762642
>>6762661

Fuck both of you, I'm might be retarded but I'm not dumb a tripfaggot. Namefag4life!

Rude sage for your rude asses lolol!

>> No.6762685

>>6762684
>>6762683
u ppl r so epic, /b/ FTW!! XD

>> No.6762686

dear god my thread has become sentient & self-aware...

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6762689

don't you know, down syndrome is used more often then loli in /jp/

that should tell you something.

>> No.6762691

>>6762684

>Rude sage.

Jesus, stop acting like a retarded newfag from /b/

>> No.6762693

http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/B/BAMP.html

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>/jp/ receives a trolling attempt
>manages to actually troll itself in response

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>> No.6762699

Impressive display of autism with your constant "EPIC BUMPZ XD"

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The true definition of trolling is here!
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

>> No.6762709

>>6762699
shows how much you know about autism-- the autistic course of action would be (& always is) to interpret everything literally.

>> No.6762710

>>6762699

what do you expect from one random guy, bored on a wednesday night?

http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/B/BAMP.html

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>>6762705
nice trolling.

I'll BAMP you.

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http://www.logwell.com/PCB_pics/BAMP-1.html

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>> No.6762725

>>6762709
You're very rude to make fun of my autism.

>> No.6762727

>>6762710
Clubbing and having fun with your friends?
Oh, wait, you don't have any! Just like us! Look at that loser! Just look at him!

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forever alone

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ran out of bamp images.

i will flood this thread with kittens next...

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>THIS IS NOW A KITTEN THREAD.

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