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6761107 No.6761107 [Reply] [Original]

Take a shot every time:
Someone mentions autism or assburgers.
Someone gets told to go back to /a/ or /v/.
A spam thread is made.

Two shots whenever:
Someone posts a shitty /jp/ meetup thread.
Portal to gensokyo thread.
QualityControl declares QUALITY THREAD

also

Take three shots whenever /jp/ gets raided, two more when meido cleans everything up and one for the shitty metathread someone makes afterward.

>> No.6761118
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6761118

ur a faget

>> No.6761123

Anything else we should add?

>> No.6761132

so basically whoever plays will die in 10 minutes.

>> No.6761130

Even if we were only taking shots of water we would all be dead of water poisoning within the week.

>> No.6761125

Well, I guess alcohol poisoning is one way to Gensokyo.

Hey, does this count as portal to gensokyo thread? Here we go.

>> No.6761128

HELL YEAH
oh wait slow board is slow

>> No.6761143

>>6761132
Pretty much.

>> No.6761172

How many drinks do we drink for someone making a drinking thread?

>> No.6761767

You can't last much more than one hour with this game.

>> No.6761781
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6761781

You're trying to kill me.

>> No.6761786

And finish the whole bottle every time Umineko is brought up.

>> No.6761804

You could play this with O'Douls and still get alcohol poisoning.

>> No.6761800

You forgot two for suicide threads.

>> No.6761798

>>6761786
Liver failure ASAP.

>> No.6761811

>>6761107
Best summary of /jp/ I've seen.

>> No.6761816

54 mintue later i th0dgj my mokmn is ca;lin gan abuilan beauca i fellkn iover shjit goin to take apiss

TANSJKM SUAIMKA

>> No.6761822
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6761822

Also, dumping Suika.

>> No.6761828

>>6761786
A keg if somebody mentions Higurashi.

Luckily, nobody ever talks about Higurashi.

>> No.6761831
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>> No.6761852
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6761852

I'm a faggot who likes the advice meme and I wish we had one for Suika that says PROVIDE SMALL DEMONSTRATION OF STRENGTH - SHATTER MOON.

>> No.6761864
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6761864

>>6761852

NEED PUNCHBOWL FOR ONI PARTY - IS ANYONE USING THE ATLANTIC OCEAN?

>> No.6761868

Almost everyone on /jp/ is underage, they can't buy alcohol.

>> No.6761872

>>6761852
I'm not a faggot and I dislike the advice meme and wish you to shut the fuck up.

>> No.6761882
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6761882

YOU KEEP SAYING "MASSIVE SYSTEMIC FAILURE DUE TO ALCOHOL POISONING" - BUT ALL I KEEP HEARING IS "I'M A TREMENDOUS FAGGOT WHO CAN'T HOLD HIS LIQUOR"

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6761887

LACTATE ALCOHOL - NEVER SWELL BEYOND AN AA CUP DUE TO SELF-MILKING

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6761902

"SPELL CARDS?" I'M JUST GONNA FIRE LASERS OFF AT RANDOM - MAKE SURE I PASS OUT ON MY BACK IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE

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6761909

MY BAD - YOUR BREATHALYZER SEEMS TO HAVE MELTED

>> No.6761924
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6761924

suika

>> No.6761927
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6761927

"LIFE METER?" - YOU MEAN IF I KEEP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOU'LL EVENTUALLY STOP MOVING?

>> No.6761936
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6761936

First time in a while I see a drinking game harder than the Kevin Sorbo Hercules drinking game.

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6761951

GAPS ARE FOR WEAKLINGS - WHO CAN'T DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING OR NOT

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6761961

I think I have enough cheap bourbon. My body is ready.

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6761966

This would be a good idea.

But I'm poor and without liquor, cheers to those who do this though.

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6761980

YOU'D BE MORE ANNOYING THAN CUTE IF I WERE SOBER - AND CONSIDERABLY MORE DEAD, TOO

>> No.6761984
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6761984

Go back to /a/ /v/ /b/ fagget.
AUTISM QUALITY THREAD
I AM WET MY COTTAGE
brb Gensokyo ;__;
/jp/ meat-up
JAPAN NUKED U MAD? IMPLYING MY FACE WHEN SHE BURST INTO TREATS SO BUTTARRANGED EPIC FOR THE WIN

Here, have some ham.

>> No.6761988

Fucking awful. Stop it.

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>>6761961

Email me some of that, I'm almost out. ;_;

I'm running out of solo Suika pictures and advice Suika ideas, anyway.

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>>6761980

Something must be very annoying if it remains annoying when it's dead.

>> No.6762009

I love Suika on my penis.

>> No.6762019

>>6762009

Weird. As far as Touhou lolis go, I'd put her behind Tewi and Suwako on the sexual scale. Suika is closer to a bro than a fucktoy.

>> No.6762028

>meido

You're still calling "them" that, huh? Meido is dead, all we got now are global janitors.

>> No.6762314

>>6762028
Don't remind me. ;_;

>> No.6765074

Does suicide thread count as spam thread?

>> No.6765080

>>6761107
I don't have enough alcohol on hand to play your game bro.

>> No.6765087

>>6765074
Suicide thread == Portal to Gensokyo thread.

Also, this game is impossible. Once it happens people will force others to drink more.

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