/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

How was your day /jp/?

Or should I say, your last month?

[ponpon No.]

What was your ban for?

[Anonymous No.]

Reported

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It was great, thanks for asking.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6757030
For "not getting /jp/" when I was arguing with a bunch of people in a thread about why /jp/ is show shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I guess. My BRS cannon ver and DeadMaster Nendroid shipped today.

[Anonymous No.]

ICH WILL LIEBE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making these threads, you fucking retard.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6757032
No problem

>>6757039
Nice choices

Also, since I have had the time to collect more, would anyone like my collection of images? Might as well share them.

[Anonymous No.]

Went and fixed/cleaned fog machines since 11am, just got home.

At least it's a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Hard drive fucked up so got a new one, PSU melted this morning so have to get that replaced too.
Can't wait till my CPU explodes.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

>>6757058
what the HELL is that

[Anonymous No.]

Go away, dammit.
Stay in whatever board you went during your ban.

>>6757092
We can just go to gelbooru and pivix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757118
>Gelbooru
>Pixiv
You forgot the most important one.

Or do you not know how to use greasemonkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757120
Why bother using a filter when you can use a filter of that filter?

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6757107
You're right, work is work and money is money, even if its not the best.

>>6757110
Emachine lol?

Well, I think I might have a semi-bad ram stick, I get random weekly blue screens.

>>6757118
But /a/ is already open in another tab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757120

We all know we can hide shitty threads but we can't see extra-threads on the frontpage if we hide this shit, we can avoid the eyesore but you can't prevent this from stealing space.

Satori was welcomed with open arms on /a/, he even gave 25 dollars to some random anon on christmas, he should stay there with his people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757115
LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757128
This happened with one ram stick.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

as always, monotonous and boring.

and you got banned for making these threads?

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6757142
Ah, someone has spotted me in /a/? I don't even post much there considering how fast that board is.

[Anonymous No.]

You were banned from /jp/ for a reason.
Now that your ban is up does not mean it is perfectly fine for you to continue acting in such a way that earned your ban in the first place.

If you piss in public, get thrown in jail for it, then are let out, it does not give you a privilege to piss in public from then on.

Fuck off to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757142
He never done that for /jp/? OP go back to fucking /a/, you have no purpose here.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6757163
I tried to gift /jp/ once, and was greeted poorly.

>>6757158
I am pretty sure I was arguing with a undercover mod in one of these threads and he got mad and banned me for not getting /jp/.

[Minato Arisato !c4.MXvMVO2 No.]

1/03 - Put down 14-year-old dog. When a dog doesn't want to eat and walks aimlessly in circles, it's time.
1/04 - Packed up Christmas stuff.
1/05 - Mom's birthday. Gonna go to Best Buy and get each other's stuff simultaneously. She'll be getting a card for her new e-reader, I'll be getting a tbd game, whatever I see.
1/06 - My birthday. Gonna meet with the sister at a bowling alley for the two birthdays.
1/07 - Packing crap
1/08 - Wake up at 6, out by 6:30, should be at school at about 11, then a quick lunch and mom gets to drive back right away so she can make it home before dark.

So busy. Looking forward to my first month of little to no work. Gonna rewatch the 00 movie now that I've got delicious 1080p and subs. Glad they kept Trans-Graham.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757160

One of them came here and told us about it.

"first post ending in doubles gets 25 dollar via paypal" something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like you still don't know your place eh? Let us begin then.

Now listen here, fuckers. Learn the difference between JPG and PNG ALREADY.

- JPEG (pronounced jay-peg) is a most commonly used standard method of lossy compression for photographic images.

- PNG (Portable Network Graphics) is a losslessly compressed bitmap image format.

PNG is supposed to substitute GIF format, not JPG format you motherfuckers. For GIF, read "DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS, ICONS, etc" with a tiny palette. PNG IS LIKE A GIF WITH 65K COLOR, DUH.

So stoping saving your shitty PHOTOGRAPHS in PNG. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY AT ALL, NOR WILL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR INDIE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757184

Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) [e-mail]

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757182
Then why do you continue "not getting /jp/"?
Every single one of these threads of yours is met with disgust by multiple /jp/edos, and is only treated amicably by shitposters or people who are new here.

/jp/ may be plagued with spam hourly.
/jp/ may be raided by other boards daily.
But just because the board is being shat upon does not mean it's okay for you to shit on it some more with blog threads.

If /a/ treats you with open arms, stay there, and leave this board alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6757182
>not getting /jp/.

Of course you don't, nobody wants you here, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

LOL! Holy fuck dude. Simmer the hell down. It's DRAGON BALL! Think about that before you open your mouth and make yourself look like the saddest piece of shit I've seen all day. I know NOTHING about you except that you're worthless and have no life IE. time to check these things out and care. Hope you're proud of yourself. I really do. I sincerely hope for a SPLIT second you feel better about yourself because you downloaded and rummaged through all the episodes of Dragonball Z in fucking JAPANESE just to point out he said it was a thousand points less. Like that was going to blow the fucking CONTINUITY out of the water and blow our FUCKING minds somehow. Being that Dragonball Z is known for it's sharp and detective like continuity. Broly. Even the fucking CREATOR said fuck this and LEFT....but you...no YOU sat down and figured this out and now you look SO brilliant in front of us. Man....is my face red. I'm so ashamed of myself for not being a big fucking loser who has to spend my time nitpicking a fucking KIDS cartoon (even in Japan it's for CHILDREN you weeaboo piece of shit) like you. Nice work.