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6753780 No.6753780 [Reply] [Original]

So /jp/, I have a question for you to ponder. What if you discovered that you had cancer and the prognosis that you would still be alive in 18 months was below 10%? What if you had $20,000 lying around to boot?

A normal might spend it on travel with family, on partying with his friends, perhaps even hookers and drugs. He might try to tie up some lose ends. All in all, he'd try to get the most out of it.

But what would you, as a NEET, do?

>> No.6753791

Shit on the floor and wipe my ass with it.

Post pics on /jpl/ after.

>> No.6753797
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6753797

Live my life normally.

/r9k/ quality-thread

>> No.6753802

$20,000 isn't really that much for over a year so nothing out of the ordinary...

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6753809

Sounds like good odds to me. I find a long term investment with a potentially large payoff to bet it on.

>> No.6753817

hookers and blow: japan style
although 20k isn't that much for 18 months. in fact, it is downright poor. that's a year of minimum wage and you can't do much with minimum wage.

for this scenario you either need to boost it to a higher number like 20 million or drop the alive time to a month.

>> No.6753829

>>6753809
I'd take the money to a bookmaker's and bet it all on my survival. I won't care if I lose, but I'll have plenty of cash if I win.

>> No.6753865

Is the cancer treatable? Nothing much you can do with that money but put it towards a possible treatment.

If not, I'd just go find some bitches and knock them up. Like high school girls or something. If I'm going to die anyway, so what if I get arrested for consensual sex?

>> No.6753871

This is my dream scenario. What an easy way out.

>> No.6753883

I would buy hundreds of the Fumo Fumo plushes and give them away in a variety of exciting costs to be held on /jp/.

>> No.6753888

>>6753780
Its my dream to have few months left alive... I would have best reason to visit gensokyo.

>> No.6753898

>>6753871
As it is mine. There's nothing I want more than to be told I have a few months to live.

>> No.6753899

>>6753883
contests*

>> No.6753915

I'd pay a little girl $20,000 to dress up and have tea with me and then shoot myself.

>> No.6753962

get a cute japanese meido to take care of me in my dying days.

>> No.6753975

I would live my life as usual. Enjoying the stuff I like at home until my last breath. And I would die a virgin.

>> No.6754000

>>6753817
Shows you how poor /jp/ is! I make less than half that in a year.

Let's say I did have 20k lying around somewhere. Dying or not I'd probably invest in a loli meido of my own. That's enough money to pay her for like two and a half years!

>> No.6754004

Fund a charity to build robot lovers. That is all.

>> No.6754005

Since 20,000 is fucking nothing, I'm just going to assume you meant 100,000 dollars.
In that case, I would travel around the world for the entire 18 months. I ain't even trolling.

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