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Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:31:33 2011 No.6746521 [Reply] [Original]

Are you willing to sink that low, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:34:33 2011 No.6746542 >>6746521 Nope. I don't mind masturbation or onaholes (masturbation aid?) - but that's taking it a bit far for me. I'd rather slideshow my 2D while enjoying a tenga egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:35:33 2011 No.6746546 Sure why not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:36:33 2011 No.6746558 >>6746521 Seems like it'd be a bitch to clean up, store, use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:37:33 2011 No.6746563 God no. I always shave my legs and armpits, together with the rest of my body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:37:33 2011 No.6746565 >>6746521 Trust me this is not low, especially in the artistic sense. I actually love how he has three of them together, to be honest that be a great way to go down this route

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:37:33 2011 No.6746567 File: 14 KB, 300x300, 391239231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you willing to sink that low, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:37:33 2011 No.6746569 Sure. Not like i'll ever be able to do that with the real thing so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:37:33 2011 No.6746571 you are on /jp/ my friend, you can't sink any lower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:38:33 2011 No.6746576 File: 210 KB, 1200x1600, 1292141345154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746558 The vaginas are simply removable fleshlights, just plop them out and wash it out after you're done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:39:33 2011 No.6746583 Hey guys, you should really get into necrophilia. I bet you'd like it more than i.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Mon Jan 3 01:40:33 2011 No.6746587 bob_sponge_wallet.bmp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:41:33 2011 No.6746590 It takes money to get there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:42:33 2011 No.6746604 If I had a job and cash to blow, then hell yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:44:33 2011 No.6746612 >Similar human vibration This line is making me laugh so much right now.

>>	undine !C/kl8M82oE Mon Jan 3 01:45:33 2011 No.6746617 >>6746521 >implying you wouldn't if you had the money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:47:33 2011 No.6746634 File: 222 KB, 843x1046, 1176110101268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746576 That one's not bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:51:33 2011 No.6746652 >>6746634 Now this is low

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:52:33 2011 No.6746655 >>6746634 Damn... I feel so much better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:53:34 2011 No.6746663 uncanny calley, ho!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:54:33 2011 No.6746667 It's my life's dream

Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:57:33 2011 No.6746689

I buy old store mannequins and keep them in a public storage facility. I carve out the female genitalia part and stuff in a masturbator. Sometimes I replace the male upper half with the female bottom half. Other times I make believe the child mannequin is my son slave. I could spend hours in that small storage area just playing with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:58:33 2011 No.6746691 >>6746689 Do you dress them up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 01:58:33 2011 No.6746694 >>6746689 What does your son slave do for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:00:33 2011 No.6746708 File: 45 KB, 400x686, 1192436265007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746652 What, you make it sound like there's something wrong with that image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:03:33 2011 No.6746719 >>6746691 Only like myself >>6746694 He hangs around me but tries to escape. I got this whole thing where I took him outside an Aldi grocery cart and teach him the ways of life. It's a cool scenario like in my VNs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:04:33 2011 No.6746722 File: 713 KB, 1734x2628, 1275023665235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can think of lower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:04:33 2011 No.6746724 File: 171 KB, 420x1683, 1182312701234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Low-cost alternatives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:05:33 2011 No.6746729 >>6746708 I have all that right now now it just a matter of IF i will do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:08:33 2011 No.6746753 File: 91 KB, 267x290, sadcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746722

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:08:33 2011 No.6746750 >>6746724 boofwithtengarouter.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:10:33 2011 No.6746760 When you really think about it. Whats more pathetic, a guy sticking it in to a fake woman or a guy fapping to fake women? Im pretty sure they are parallels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:11:33 2011 No.6746773 >>6746760 the guy who is fapping didn't spend any money

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:12:33 2011 No.6746775 >>6746724 I like how the part where it says "USE LOTS OF LOTION" goes untranslated.

>>	Akane !9Baka9Ay96 Mon Jan 3 02:12:33 2011 No.6746778 File: 150 KB, 640x480, bob_sponge_wallet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746521 >>6746587

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:12:33 2011 No.6746781 File: 504 KB, 150x120, 1289545576662.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746724

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:13:33 2011 No.6746789 >>6746773 Whats money have to do with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:14:33 2011 No.6746796 >>6746775 Unimportant details

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:15:33 2011 No.6746802 File: 2.99 MB, 320x240, 1253087139974.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone figure out how to make this one yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:20:33 2011 No.6746830 File: 3 KB, 150x150, 1292088859501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746802 wait what now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:21:33 2011 No.6746834 File: 2.35 MB, 320x240, 1278204482340.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746830

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:22:33 2011 No.6746840 >>6746724 >Take Fan Blade Off Fuck that. Casuals. Leaving it one teaches you how to be effective and powerful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:24:33 2011 No.6746854 File: 10 KB, 230x215, 1289351893694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6746834 that's low for my standards but you've got to appreciate the skill whoever constructed that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:32:33 2011 No.6746880 I don't know, do onaholes feel THAT good? All I imagine is a thick bit of rubber with a vice grip on my cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:41:33 2011 No.6746921 >>6746880 >All I imagine is a thick bit of rubber with a vice grip on my cock. Just like a vagOOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:49:33 2011 No.6746959 >>6746880 Yep, they're amazing. Only catch is the cleanup, and you need to keep buying lube.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 02:57:33 2011 No.6746986 >>6746959 >Only catch is the cleanup I'm so lazy I haven't used mine for weeks. Easier to just fap into my trashcan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:00:33 2011 No.6746995 >>6746986 I know that problem. I've been wanting to use it again for some time now, but everytime I start I just think "eh, what a bother" and just fap normally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:02:33 2011 No.6747004 >>6746986 Tenga egg, bro. Squirt a bit of lube in, have your fun, then flip it inside out and wash it while your washing your hands post-fap. All-in-all it adds about a minute to the whole process and it feels great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:04:33 2011 No.6747007 Why not just use condoms to avoid laborious leanup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:04:33 2011 No.6747010 >>6746986 you do know that people other then you carry those things dont you? oh what am i saying. of course you do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:05:33 2011 No.6747013 >>6747010 Who the fuck else is going to be touching my trashcan? Not like it's the outdoor one the garbage guy takes, and the truck does that shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:05:33 2011 No.6747014 >>6747007 >buy condom >shopkeeper nudges me >gettin some today eh? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:05:33 2011 No.6747015 >>6747004 Tenga eggs are not much easier to clean than normal tengas or flip holes. I'm pretty sure you just have a different conception of what being lazy means. Also >washing your hands post-fap Eh...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:07:33 2011 No.6747026 >>6747007 Nobody in the world likes condoms. They suck basically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:08:33 2011 No.6747028 >>6747026 I love condoms. They feel awesome compared to using just lube, and I can save the used ones for drinking later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:10:33 2011 No.6747036 >>6747028 whats with all the positivity on drinking your own cum? peer pressure from /jp/ caught up to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:11:33 2011 No.6747045 >>6747036 It tastes good man. Another bonus is cleanup is tons easier when the condom catches it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 3 03:34:33 2011 No.6747147 >>6747015 They're a fuckload easier to clean then normal tengas (I only have experience with the non-through kind) - a flip hole would probably be about the same.

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