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You're with your favorite Touhou when she tells you she wants to go swimming. You go to the pool with her and see this.

What do you do?

>> No.6742069

Curse under my breath, throw a plugged in hair drier into the pool.

That, or run for my fucking life to avoid the backlash from a Master Spark (which would be completely understandable, stingrays killed off the Crocodile Hunter)

>> No.6742090

Challenge HIV into a danmaku battle, beat her down and drink tea with a cute little girl symbolizing HIV, wearing gp120 and gp41 proteins as head accessories.

A week later, fight her distant cousin Simian Vacuolating Virus 40-tan at her request in Extra stage.

>> No.6742096
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6742096

My favorite Touhou is Yamame.
Fuck your rules nigger, I'm going in anyway!
Now if I could only find a way to get Yamame OUT of the pool. Bathtubs are hard enough.

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