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New EP8 General, since the last thread is autosaging.

>> No.6728040

The umineko installer is STILL a fucking piece of shit.

>> No.6728044

>>6727946
So did Eva even survive?

>> No.6728045

REPOSTING

>Erika being awesome
>Rosa Musou
>Bern wins

These are some redeeming factors, I think.

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>> No.6728050

Wait, was it confirmed that Lambda died?

>> No.6728053

>>6728045
How does Bern win if she's just a cat

>> No.6728055

>>6728048

I don't really seem a similarity, besides the hair.

>> No.6728056

>No Kyrie backstory
>Nothing on Asumu

If only he gave this then EP8 woudn't be a big pile of shit

>> No.6728061

>>6728050
Hachijou will just cook a new cake

>> No.6728068

maybe we got everything wrong...

>> No.6728069

>>6728050
No, she shows up at the ???? Tea Party.

>>6728053
Because, she can.

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>>6728045
howdoesthisevenwork

>> No.6728075

>>6728032
>It's confirmed in red that Kanon disappear for eternity if Shannon dies.
No it isn't, Bern says that.. in white. Then she says she'll consider Kanon now dead and his master key destroyed in red.

tldr; she didn't say the important part in red, why do you think that is?

Stop attacking anyone who disagrees with you, still haven't seen a good counter to the Kanontrice theory we had the other night. Lots of people agreed with it, but Shkanontrice people could only go NO FUCK OFF RETARDS.

>> No.6728077

>>6728053
she is the only one who get's away with her trolling.

>> No.6728078
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>Lots of complains are similar when EP6 and 7 where released.

I can't say is shit or not yet but yeah

>> No.6728083
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6728083

We needed more about THIS, Ryuukishi and less about THAT crap.

>> No.6728084

>>6728075
why do you even care anymore ?

>> No.6728087

Ryukishi is Battler
BT is Beatrice
Umineko is all delusions by an hobo who cant remember the past. There are no multiple endings and if you hope Rei actually answers anything you are a huge faggot

>> No.6728088

>>6728075
For the last time, stop whoring your own retarded theory. You samefagged to a ridiculous degree last night, asshole.

>> No.6728090

>>6728032

Actually, no. Bern didn't say that in red. The part in red was about the Master Key.

If Bern is trolling with Shkannontrice, it makes perfect sense. She's suggesting it as a fact but can't back it up with the red.

If Bern had confirmed it there and then in the red, there would have been fallout from it. It wouldn't have been one statement that everyone then forgot about.

>> No.6728101

Guys, guys....

If BT didn't die, then Ryu would still be relatively sane.

>> No.6728105

>>6728088

I'm the one who posted the Kanontrice theory, and no I didn't. And even if I did it doesn't prove a thing, as you had nothing to debunk Kanontrice. You just went all SHITCOCK and proved sweet fuck all.

And I haven't seen anything from Ep8 that does either.

>> No.6728108

>>6727827
Ok guys, i'm kind of stuck here
Anyone knows who i should choose to advance?

>> No.6728111

>>6728032
Nope. One part was in red another part wasn't, she basically proved Shkanontrice was false by not saying that part in red.

I guess that Kanontrice guy was right.

>> No.6728115

>>6728105
What's the Kanontrice theory?

>> No.6728132

>>6728032

Not quite. If I recall, Bern didn't confirm the part about Shannon dying = Kanon disappearing in red at all. That was just normal text. Kanontrice=still possible?

>> No.6728134

>>6728108

Kill everyone except Maria

>> No.6728136

>>6728111
>You can only trust the red!

Full retard.

>> No.6728138

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>> No.6728139

>>6728056
We learned Asumu is Kinzo's daughter.

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>>6728083
ALL OF THEM!

>> No.6728144

>>6728111
>>6728132

Oh, okay. I kind of liked that theory, good thing it's still viable.

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6728148

Has there been any positive comments towards EP8?

>> No.6728149

Actually, you know what, if you really want to prove I'm not the only person who supported the Kanontrice theory, I have no problem putting it in my profile from some forum or whatever, and someone else can do the same.

If that'll shut your little bitch ass up about SOCKPUPPETS.

>> No.6728151

Are the japs still looking for a secret ending, or have they given up?

>> No.6728154

>>6728138
Now starting the game.

>> No.6728155

>>6728148

The music

>> No.6728156

>>6728149
Well, you did just samefag in this thread a ton already, so no need. I already know what to believe

>> No.6728161

>>6728148

IT seems to be pretty awesome until the awful ending.

>> No.6728162

>>6728115
>>6728115
>>6728115

>> No.6728163

BT and R07 were the same person, but suddenly BT personality was denied and died.

ALL
MAKES
SENSE

ok no

>> No.6728164

>>6728149
Who care if other retards believe your theory?

>> No.6728170

>>6728154
>First track in the game, that fucking Xaki song from ep7 that sounds like a vocaloid, not the octobre one, the other
Way to get me depressed.

>> No.6728172

>>6728148
I've seen at least some comments on 2ch that they liked the ending. Hard to say until more people actually play it. In the early threads most of them were reacting to spoilers just like we were.

>> No.6728173

>>6728162
It's a shitty theory made by a mongloid

>> No.6728174

>>6728148
If you want my honest opinion, from the spoilers I've seen, as an Episode, it seems rather entertaining. However, if you're looking for BIG answers or a happy end this is not what you're looking for.

>> No.6728178

>>6728156

Nope, one of the people who believes in his theory here. I almost feel like I shouldn't even post about it because the instant I do you'll scream SAMEFAGGING and people will give something that actually makes sense less credit just because of your paranoia.

>> No.6728179

>>6728156

The guy who originally responded to you in this thread wasn't even me.

Also

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/member.php?u=60857

suck it

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6728181

have the secret characters been revealed yet?

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6728182

New theory of mine:

Real Battler (the one that the Battler we all know and possibly love) is the 17th person on Rokkenjima, thereby fulfilling the place that Kanon was supposed to be. Real Battler is the culprit and killed everyone, and then put the blame on Kyrie because he hated her or something.

Alternatively, IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>> No.6728185

>>6728173
I'd like to decide that by myself, can anyone post the theory please?

>> No.6728187

>>6728170
Anyone wants me to post how the ep goes chapter by chapter, I don't think I'll sleep tonight.

>> No.6728189

>>6728139
Fake.

We learned nothing about Asumu or Kyrie.

If there's something akin to an Umineko Rei I want that backstory.

>> No.6728190

>>6728182 again
*not the Battler we all know

fuck typos

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Trying to spend a little more time on each of these since it's not like I'm going anywhere anytime soon...

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>> No.6728197

>>6728179
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>> No.6728200

>>6728181
They are just "random" buttons.

>> No.6728204

>>6728138
YYEEAAAAH

>> No.6728206

>>6728179
I am not sure which is more autistic: you, your theory, or your desperate desire to prove yourself to an anonymous imageboard.

>> No.6728207

>>6728179
>>6728178
The only thing it proves is that the Umineko fandom is full of idiots.
Everything is laid bare in episode 6 and 7, trying to make some theory like Kanontrice is downright rejecting everything Ryuukishi had been telling you.

It just feels autistic in the true sense of the word

>> No.6728209 [DELETED] 

For anyone taking this Kanontrice guy seriously, I just fished up the thread. Specifically, this post.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6718093#6718535

>> No.6728217

>>6728207
>Everything is laid bare in episode 6 and 7, trying to make some theory like Kanontrice is downright rejecting everything Ryuukishi had been telling you.

Which is what Ep.8 does anyway.

Also, it's been a constant of Umineko not to stop thinking.

>> No.6728226

>>6728217
No it does not.
Fiction within fiction within fiction was always hinted and what was shown in episode 8 is very close to the tea party of episode 7.
The heart of Beatrice was left untouched

>> No.6728228

For anyone taking this Kanontrice guy seriously, I just fished up the thread. Specifically, this post.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6718093#p6718535

Deleted to fix.

>> No.6728230

>>6728207
who the fuck cares about ryuukishi?
now id rather believe nanjotrice theory

>> No.6728231

>>6728209

Accusations of samefag don't mean fucking anything. People who obsess over SAMEFAG are usually regarded as a lower class of poster on 4chan, too. Just pointing this out.

>> No.6728244

Happy new year, fellow Uminekofags.
Anyone streaming ep 8 by chance?

>> No.6728246

>>6728226
>>The heart of Beatrice was left untouched

And unproven. There's a reason Bern couldn't say that in red. Why would she not do it?

Just because you read into the obvious explanation doesn't mean there isn't a better one.

>> No.6728249

BT is going to crawl out of his grave to tell R07 that this is shit.

its that bad.

>> No.6728253

I'm going to sum up my Kanontrice theory.

1)Yasu falls off a cliff but is saved by Nanjo, and is subsequently raised by Kumasawa/Genji.

2)When Yasu is older, Kumasawa brings her to work. To hide her from Kinzo but keep her close, she is disguised as a servant, and hidden in one of the far away rooms when she stays the night.

3) Yasu starts taking a liking to Shannon, a very servant. Yasu as she said admired Shannon, and makes her into her ideal. Yasu "Play pretends" as a real servant.

4)Yasu begins to imagine Shannon as her close friend in Yukuin house. In reality, Yasu does not have the confidence to talk to Shannon but stalks her.

5) At some point, Yasu lends Shannon a mystery novel. Soon after, Yasu's condition takes a turn for the worse and she disappears, - possibly off the island entirely. Yasu curses her body, her illness and Genji and Kumasawa. It's around then she most seriously starts to imagine herself as a witch, who need not worry about an earthly body.

6) Yasu eventually makes a full recovery(?) and returns to the Island, still as a "witch" in her mind. Here she hides in the far rooms once again and spends the day wandering the forest. She resumes stalking Shannon, and watches her with Battler. Yasu doesn't understand love, and is fascinated by their relationship. Her obsession begins to shift onto Battler as well as Shannon.

>> No.6728254

>>6728246
She didn't say it in red to troll dumb people

>> No.6728258

>almost done downloading EP8, 95%
>Dad bangs on my door, says to stop downloading shit since it's slowing down TF2

Motherfucker.

>> No.6728261

>>6728200
X and IV are just random buttoms
But what about VII and †?

>> No.6728265

>>6728258
Your dad plays TF2? Solid.

>> No.6728266

>>6728231

its you...you are the pleb. Whatever theorys you have are worthless, they wont be answered. If you believe its true then fine but you'll never know if they are actually true unless you are a delusional faggot like Battler.

>> No.6728268

>>6728246
You mean a better explanation than what the author gave you.
Sure, continue being as autistic as you want, go write some fanfiction or whatever.
Also don't forget that it was the last episode.

>> No.6728272

>>6728253

7) Yasu is now coming of age it is more necessary than ever to hide her from Kinzo, while keeping her close. Yasu feels bad for Shannon and wants to know more about Battler, so talks to Genji and creates the "Kanon" persona, which will allow her to be as close to Shannon as possible.

8) Jessica beings expressing interest in Kanon, which is awkward for Yasu. Shannon eventually forgets Battler, while Yasu develops an obsession for him just as she did for Shannon and the world of witches. She promises to return the love to Shannon, but perhaps something happened? Eventually Kanon/Yasu tells everything to Jessica, and she becomes part of the "Plan".

As an addendum, I think Yasu could have originally been male, so it might not even have been a case of "hiding" the child as Kanon. Because of the suicidal depression transsexuals tend to get, she curses everyone for saving her. Of course, Lion in the other Kakera still has "gender issues" - which is alluded to with Jessica being the same too.

>> No.6728273

>>6728254
More like R07 didn't put that Red so that discussions like these could keep on.

>> No.6728275

>>6728231
Samefags aren't a myth, you know. There's accusing people of samefagging without basis, and then there's just blatant samefagging.

Actually, saying that isn't samefagging reminds me of why the Kanontrice theory exists in the first place. There's a minuscule chance it isn't samefagging, because you can't confirm whether it is or not. Just like Shkanontrice, which is obviously true but not directly confirmed.

>> No.6728278

>>6728268

But nothing was confirmed. Not only was it not outright stated in red, it wasn't even stated. It was implied.

You can't disprove an alternative theory, you can just pull out bullshit insults comparing it to creationism when this is anything but scientific, Umineko has always been about twists and turns.

>> No.6728280

>>6728268
>Also don't forget that it was the last episode.

R07 did say he wants to write an Umineko Rei, whatever that may contain.

>> No.6728283

>>6728249
would be epic

>> No.6728286
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>People still coming up with theories when everything was clear as water at the end of EP7, even 6
>You just need to think a bit to realize the truth
>Still in denial, make a shitstorm out of EP8's spoilers

Seriously guys, your autism levels are at the peak for the last 24 hours or so.

>> No.6728288

>>6728273

I actually don't mind that idea, or rather I wouldn't if the Shkannontrice crowd weren't so vicious.

>> No.6728292

>>6728278

you will be waiting for a long time for the truth...a very long time

>> No.6728293

I love Umineko's beginnings 'MY FAMILY IS ULTRA HAPPY AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER'

>> No.6728295

>>6728278
There is no room left for any twists. Umineko is over. You can delude yourself into thinking your theory is right for all time now, but there's not going to be an episode that suddenly disregards the sea of Shkanontrice evidence.

>> No.6728300

AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM

Just like Shkannontricefags had no idea how DID worked, then how imaginary friends worked(which makes even less fucking sense than DID), they have no idea how autism works and use it as a generic insult like some /b/tard.

>> No.6728301

>>6728278
"Implying" by Ryuukishi terms mean hammering it again and again and again.
That's not "implied" in my book, it's stated.

Seriously I'm not calling you autistic for nothing, you basically live in your own world rejecting what should be fucking obvious just because.

>> No.6728309

Anyone have a link to the torrent?

>> No.6728315

>>6728253
>>6728272
Thanks. Certainly something to think about.

>> No.6728316

>>6728288
Personally, I find it annoying since I'd expect some returns for my efforts, and man, I did put some effort on this shit. Not giving a clear answer for me to compare my theories and see how much I got right is like a kick in the balls. Mind you, I think EP6 and EP7 were rather blatant on many things, but I'd rather have something more conclusive.

Personally, rather than discussing new theories, I'd rather be discussing what I missed to reach the proper answer, how all things actually for into place, and how everything ended up being properly knit together. However, I feel cannot do anything like that.

>> No.6728321

>Shkanontrice vs. Kanontrice

dear god, not again, Kanontricefag, just shut the fuck up, no one likes your shitty denialfag theory.

>> No.6728322

>>6728301
>That's not "implied" in my book, it's stated.

But it's not. It's not ever stated. Stating it would be "Shannon and Kanon and Beatrice are the same person". This was not done.

Insulting someone just because they don't agree with the consensus just makes you an ass. And you seriously try to defend your abuse of the word "autism".

>> No.6728327

>>6728300
You're like a holocaust denier at this point, you know that?

>> No.6728331

Do we have any moonspeaking fags around in these threads still? We should compile some of our thoughts and send them to R07. Because he needs as much of this shit as humanly possible. Fuck.

>> No.6728335

>>6728316
>Not giving a clear answer for me to compare my theories and see how much I got right is like a kick in the balls.
Ryuukishi07 said he would do this. In an interview, ages ago. If you kept reading at that point, you were just presenting your balls to him.

>> No.6728337

>>6728331

How enraged are the japanese fans with this? Equal, less or more?

>> No.6728342

>>6728286
everything is clear?My ass.
Well, if you say that umineko is a third-level fantasy maybe, and even so, nope. but I guess some people still have hope.

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Battler sure loves treating Natsuhi as a crazy retard when he's not there

>> No.6728348

>>6728337
Dude, the shit hasn't been translated yet. If they're getting pissed off at spoilers, they're even more ratarded than I originally thought.

>> No.6728353

>>6728321
how about no?

/jp/ is just awesome. Not being okay with someone litteraly mean "you have no reading comprehension" here.

>> No.6728356

>>6728327

What did I say?

"You can't disprove an alternative theory, you can just pull out bullshit insults comparing it to creationism when this is anything but scientific,"

There is still room for another explanation. In the real world, new theories don't get shot down because there's a lot of evidence to support the consensus - even the climate scientists listen to the deniers to some extent and explain to them where they're going wrong.

Ever see Skepticalscience? It does just this.

Or in terms of Holocaust denial, nikzor?

Whereas you are not proposing a nikzor, you're just a shithead. So don't make such retarded weighted comparisons. Even people with retarded theories have to be shot down. And you've done nothing to shoot down Kanontrice, only piss and moan.

>> No.6728360

>>6728348
>2ch
>they can't be raging because it hasn't been translated yet
what

>> No.6728362

So we have people supporting a theory that two characters aren't the same person, and the response is to say that all of the supporters are the same person.

That's... kind of hilarious, actually.

>> No.6728363

>>6728343
And after this
Kinzo making a fuss about which tie he should wear.

>> No.6728365

SO MANY BUTTHURT ANIMESUKIFAGS IN THIS BITCH

>> No.6728375

Also, a lot about the supposed Shkannontrice remains to be explained, mainly why exactly Kanon was there to begin with(in b4 HURR TO HINT ABOUT GENDER, Yasu's reason not r07's).

>> No.6728380

>>6728356
I'm sorry you like to extend the analogy and think I'm calling you a neo nazi who supports the deaths of millions of jews.

What I'm saying is you work with the premise that Shkanontrice is not true and you ignore any evidence that it is, because there's no word of god telling you it was. You're just as retardedly in denial as holocaust deniers.

>> No.6728381

>>6728362
I wouldn't be making the accusation if all the posts didn't have the same defensive, autistic writing style to them. Maybe if they made an effort to conceal the fact that they're just jerking themselves off, people wouldn't be as quick to point fingers.

>> No.6728383

>>6728331
oh yes. let the moonspeaker write mails for all of us and we will send it from our mails, maybe after receiving 215301415012 tons of rage he will release a patch with true end

>> No.6728386

>>6728348

as someone said before, you wan something mildly entertaining then its ok. Not great but ok. If you want something that has a good ending (by good not happy just a solid ending) or if you want answers then no, you will be severely disappointed.

>> No.6728395

>>6728362

I know, I pointed this out in the original Kanontrice thread.

Ironically this kind of obsessive behaviour is much more "autistic" than anything else.

>> No.6728402

>>6728383
if Anno got death threats for his first Evangelion ending, I have no doubt that the ambiguous end of Umineko will warrant a similar response.

>> No.6728403

>>6728342
Everything has already been established since EP6. EP7 just made it even more clear.

People just can't accept it and try to come up with a deeper reasoning. Even Ryuukishi wouldn't pull something like that.

Any public discussions just hype the shit off Umineko and try to come up with ridiculously stupid theories when everything was pretty clear if people knew how to actually use their brains.

I admit, I'm disregarding about 95% of what was said in EP8 so even I am probably wrong, but I'd rather trust my own thoughts than hyped discussions that sometimes don't even make any sense.

My suggestion for everyone in general? Use your head for once.

>> No.6728405

>>6728335
>Ryuukishi07 said he would do this. In an interview, ages ago.

So, should I read his interviews to know if the game was worth it? Seriously dude, cut me some slack.

>> No.6728412

>>6728375
Why did R07 do anything? I'm sure many people would like to ask him why Umineko has ended the way it has. Stop meta-meta-meta analyzing things because you can't find any other way to argue against the truth.

>> No.6728414

The BGM's in this episode are fucking brilliant.

lixAxil is godlike.

>> No.6728418

This scene with Ange confronting Battler about the fake happy Rokkenjima he's showing her is pretty sad. ;_;

>> No.6728419

>>6728348
OH YEAH WHY DO THOSE RETARDED JAPS RAGE ABOUT WHY WONT THEY WAIT FOR A TRANSLATION FIRST

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>>6728383

Yes, this worked out great in the past.

>> No.6728424

>>6728405
Nope.

Either 1, you put a large amount of time and effort in, thus you should have read the interviews, especially one that was referenced so often, but you can't complain about your wasted time and effort on this particular point because he said it was coming.

Or 2, you didn't actually put the time and effort in so didn't read the interview so don't really have much to complain about.

>> No.6728432

Guys, guys, I have an idea. Let's completely ignore the Kanontricefag. Don't reply to him at all. It may be difficult because he's so buttmad and retarded, but no matter what just don't reply to him. Maybe he'll get tired of us and leave, calling us autistic faggots or something.

>> No.6728433

>>6728348
>ratarded

wat

>> No.6728434

I'm gonna laugh extremely hard if the 3rd ending does pop up or something else is revealed when EP8 gets translated that counters all the hate-basis in all of these threads.

Seriously people, get over yourselves and wait for the damn translation first before making any assumptions, the same crap happened with the EP7 spoiler thread.

>> No.6728435

So battler and chibi-Ange are both in the rooom, togetehr with Shannon and Kanon.
Just stop it, Ryu, this is being retarded.

>> No.6728437

>>6728380

But with the Holocaust, you still have an awful lot of people telling you it happened.

With Shkannontrice, nobody is outright saying it happened. Bern is "proposing" the theory but not directly stating it as fact. Also, real life doesn't have as many plot twists and hidden meanings and doesn't troll the reader since it's not conscious of an observer.

Comparing Holocaust denial to Shkannontrice denial is retarded. A lot of the more far fetched theories in Umineko have already come true.

All the evidence in the early games points to the Witch Beatrice killing with her magic. But we know that's BS. We can't take everything at face value. There are things in Umineko that are meant to mislead us.

Also, there's nothing inherently wrong with Holocaust denial if that person then accepts it when they're corrected.

But nobody's managed to correct Kanontrice. So in fact, they're the ones ignoring the evidence presented to them.

>> No.6728447

>>6728386
but there wasnt any happy ending, good or not

>> No.6728448

>>6728402

Think about it, maybe RK did this on purpose to sell us the same story over the span of 2 decades.

>> No.6728449

>>6728424
How about I put a lot of time and effort into this, but I never read any interview? Seriously dude, there's a thing as too many excuses. Not everyone is hunting for everything R07 says. There's a game here. This is what I played, I didn't go around checking if R07 threw a bone or two in an interview. I had my effort in the games, just as I should.

>> No.6728451

>>6728432

That won't make much of a change, since nobody's managed to reply to the Kanontricefag with any of this supposed "evidence". You're just moving from posting nothing of substance to posting nothing. Actually, that's a big improvement.

>> No.6728454

>>6728435
And then Kinzo appeared saying TRICK OR TREAT witgh Goldsmith rape eyes.

>> No.6728458

>>6728448
HE EVEN HINTS IT WITH EVA-ANGE-LION

ANGE ALSO CONTAINS THE LETTERS "NGE"

IT'S A META STORY INSIDE A GUY'S MIND.

>> No.6728460

>>6728437
>evidence
>skewed weak reasoning that downplays the huge hammer Umineko has been beating everyone over the head with for the last 3 episodes
More like we're the ones ignoring the "There is not a scrap of evidence that the holocaust ever happened, here's what really did!"

>> No.6728465

>>6728449
>but I never read any interview
Gets a 2/10 for effort in my book.

>> No.6728468
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6728468

>>6728458
>IT'S A META STORY INSIDE A GUY'S MIND.

I had gotten the Eva-ange-lion part before, but I didn't realize this.

Holy fucking shit.

>> No.6728470

You are all literally spergin over something thats useless all useless. This story was made up by a by a delusional man who is a proxy for another delusional man.

>> No.6728477
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6728477

>>6728454
>calling himself oji-chan
>not criticizing how weird Maria is
I'm okay with this change of humour thanks to his new medicins

>> No.6728480

FUCK

WE ALL GOT BATTLER'D

>> No.6728484
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6728484

>>6728286
i thought he meant, that he was not willingly to spoon feed you with the answers for everything and that people should encrypt the riddles based on ep 1-7 in order to solve everything. But turning Ep8 into a Trollfest by pulling one TWEEST after another to confuse the HELL out of everyone is just over the top and not helpful at all. And of course i am well aware, that you shouldn't interpret mere spoilers too much, but from all i've seen in the previous threads, he screwed up big this time.

>> No.6728486

Ahhh man, it's so great to see Battler and Beatrice together again.

>> No.6728489

>>6728460

But the theory isn't fucking saying that. You're the one ignoring everything that's said and just saying "Lol no that's shit".

You're ignoring even more blatant things like the maids specifically mentioning Yasu and Shannon as seperate people. You fob that off as "Just one line". What the fuck? That's still much more blatant denial of the facts.

Have you ever played a fucking Phoenix Wright game? You'd go into a fit of aspie rage half way through the first case.

>> No.6728490
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6728490

there's probably a third ending.

or something that has yet to be unlocked, at the very least.

ya'll be getting mad for no reason.

>> No.6728491

>>6728465
hos point is valid you shouldn't have to hunt for material outside the game for explanations.

>> No.6728495
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6728495

>>6728480
Oh fuck, i see what Ryukishi did there.

>> No.6728497

Okay, I'm at the part where I have to tell Bern who I think is the culprit.

Anyone got any working things to put so she accepts what you tell her? I got all riddles right (16 or 17 medals, all extra scenes) but now I'm at a loss at what I should put here.

>> No.6728505

Anyway, seriously speaking, was any point to the mysteries. Sure, we can somehow reach Yasu through all of these. However, despite whatever plans she may have had, in the end, someone else took over and shit happened. She committed no crime, or so it seems. So, what happened here? Did we ever get any real hints for what actually happened? I mean, I knew the whole Kyrie is suspicious deal, along with Battler's birth, but were there ever any clear hints? Was the truth of this whole incident actually reachable?

How about we cool our heads a bit, and we try to think about these points?

>> No.6728506

>>6728484
In the interview he said he wanted to give hints instead of answers, because the people who figured out the answer will feel cheated if someone else just reads to the end without thinking and gets the same (his words, not mine). So what he said he'd do was say something like "something round and red" when the answer is apple. People thinking the answer is apple will have their reasoning confirmed, people who don't know the answer will think of something round and red and try to figure it out. That was his actual example. He was never going to say shit straight.

>> No.6728507

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllJustADream

>> No.6728510

I just realized something.

At the start of the series, Beatrice was Game Master, and the troll to end all trolls.

Now, Battler is Game Master...and his trolling has surpassed even Beatrice.

It was only inevitable....

>> No.6728511

>>6728497
Compile the purple text and we'll talk.

>> No.6728513

So guys...

-Climatic battle

-The hero gets the girl but some casualties were taken

-Bern gets some comeuppance

Any of that happened?

>> No.6728514

>>6728497
holy crap you are playing the game?

>> No.6728518

I like how the Kanontricefag is owning the Shkannontricefag so hard he's even denying the basis of his insults.

>> No.6728521

>>6728505
No thats the problem, and why the japs are mad as well. They feel cheated and betrayed and lied too.

>> No.6728524
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6728524

>>6728484
That I agree. Ryuukishi dug his own grave this time with EP8, most likely.
But it's undeniable that people are being ridiculous about it.
Well, I guess that's to be expected coming from here or any other similar board.

Still, I feel kind of disappointed on both ends
At Ryuukishi because he could have done better, and at people for being idiots.

On a related note, I'm glad I'm not the only person seeing things from this perspective. Makes me feel a tad more sane.

>> No.6728525

>>6728497

Can you save or are you raped by goat chan if you try this?

>> No.6728529

>>6728518
Autism.

>> No.6728530
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6728530

>>6728518
Kanontricefag, you are making me laugh pretty damn hard with your samefaggotry. Keep it up.

>> No.6728531

>>6728513
no

>> No.6728533

>>6728514
Sure, want screens of the purple?

...It's kinda masochistic right now. I put in a culprit, battler points...and AHAHA.WAV and he's all SOB while Bern laughs. I kinda love Berns trollface when I click on the culprit part.

>> No.6728534

>>6728525
I CAN save, and DID save.

>> No.6728535
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6728535

>>6728489
>Have you ever played a fucking Phoenix Wright game? You'd go into a fit of aspie rage half way through the first case.
I've played every single one. Who hasn't? And I saw most of the twists coming from ten miles away. Who didn't?

Funny you should compare Phoenix Wright, that always gives you the full answer. You fly into an aspie rage presenting your own denial as a theory when you aren't given the answer on a silver platter.

>> No.6728541

Why even argue over it, it's clear we'll never get a fucking resolution.

>> No.6728542

>>6728530

Everyone is the same person herp derp

Kanon is Shannon is Nanjo is Kanontricefag is Archer

>> No.6728544

>>6728497
You should have paid attention to the purple text. Now you just have to guess the culprit.

>> No.6728545
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6728545

guys

i don't think "autistic" means what you think it means

should we start a new thread for people who actually want to discuss the game, instead of calling each other faggots?

>> No.6728549

>>6728533
>Sure, want screens of the purple?

Please, by all means old chap.

>> No.6728550

>>6728533

translate all of them if you could please.

holy crap the capcha is HERAKLES Denied

>> No.6728551

>>6728545
Shut up, faggot.

>> No.6728552

>>6728513
Not even slightly.

>> No.6728553

>Compile the purple text and we'll talk.

The game does that for you for every character, actually. It even lets you replay the twilights from the Bern menu.

>> No.6728560

>Please, by all means old chap.

Fangirl, sorry. ^^;

Anyway, working on a big screen, give me a few minutes. I'll upload it to imgur.

>> No.6728563

>>6728560
Holy fuck, go back to animesuki.

>> No.6728565

kanontricefag and shkanontricefag is samefag that is trying to get us trolled im calling it

>> No.6728567

>>6728560
I don't want them anymore.

>> No.6728572
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6728572

>>6728535

And yet you can't disprove a thing. Even holocaust deniers have to be denied. You can't even disprove one autistic Kanonfag. You can't deny a single one of his points. You can't do anything except squirm.

How does it feel to be so pathetic?

>> No.6728574

>>6728560
>emoticon
>hey look i'm a gurl :P

Get the fuck out of my NEET board.

>> No.6728578

>>6728497
You need to choose Battler, Kyrie and Rudolph. I managed to advande choosing them, However i don't know if there are any other choices. I am currently trying all of them, and i have done about a hundred of them.

>> No.6728579
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6728579

Wow, what are the odds that a game like Umineko would end up not being as worthwhile as a game like this one.

>> No.6728581

>>6728560
>Fangirl, sorry. ^^;

I'll be nice since you're doing a cool thing and getting the purple text for us. This kind of shit isn't allowed here, so please, please refrain from correcting people about your gender and using emoticons.

>> No.6728583

>>6728535
>I'VE PLAYED EVERY SINGLE PHOENIX WRIGHT GAME EVER AND I WAS SO CLEVER IN EVERY SINGLE ONE I AM A GENIUS AND STARTER ON MY FOOTBALL TEAM WHAT ACHIEVEMENTS DO YOU HAVE KANONTRICE GUY OTHER THAN NOT ACTING LIKE AN IGNORANT MORON

>> No.6728584

>>6728525
I think it's only at that scene.

>> No.6728590

>>6728560
i don´t get why femanons still reveal their gender, even though they definetly should know that this is always causing a little shitstorm on /jp/

>> No.6728591
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6728591

>>6728545
I'm just going to wait for the streams to start.

Fuck this crap.

>> No.6728594

>Looks at thread, sees how emotionally invested people are in a shitty cartoon game

No, anon, you are the autists.

And then /jp/ was Animesuki.

>> No.6728599

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YyVpNKA7vs&hd=1

>> No.6728600

>>6728553
>Bern menu

awesome

>> No.6728601

>>6728572
>And yet you can't disprove a thing. Even holocaust deniers have to be denied.
The usual stance towards holocaust deniers is to ignore them. They can't actually be reasoned with. It's not that they don't believe it because they don't have enough evidence it's that they won't believe it unless you show them something that absolutely, objectively, beyond any and all doubt proves that it happened. That kind of perfect evidence doesn't even exist. For the equivalent here, you would need to R07 to say "Yes, Shkanontrice is true, shut up already" for you to shut up.

Except even that wouldn't work. You'd then go "but why would he say that, knowing he wants people to work out the truth for themselves? Ergo, this is not the truth. It's just a red herring."

>> No.6728602

>>6728578
Thanks, anon.

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6728606

>> No.6728608

>>6728578

So basically the 3rd ending will be unlocked after people figure out a combo out of 18^18 characters? Get the fucking wikileaks people on this (or people just nail down the scripts).

>> No.6728609

>>6728591
Would start a stream if I could. Have the game and everything.

>> No.6728615

>>6728590
i dont know
why would it create a shitstorm?

>> No.6728625

>>6728608
see
>>6727456

>> No.6728626
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6728626

>>6728609
Seacatsbgm and Tea Party or Certainty already have plans to stream it. Probably won't happen until later tonight though.

I'm just going to amuse myself with Kinzo shoops until then.

>> No.6728627

At least Ougon is enjoyable.

>> No.6728632

Well, if you want to cause a shitstorm, I'll just not do screens. Your choice.

>>6728578
Thanks, keeping a safe before it, but will try moving on with this.

>> No.6728635

>>6728625

What if he encrypted the 3rd ending's scripts?

>> No.6728636

>>6728626
Sounds good.

>> No.6728639
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6728639

>>6728626

>> No.6728650

Someone went over the scripts already and didn't find anything that suggested a large ending changer.

>> No.6728651

>>6728626
ffffuuuu...but is so late for me...

>> No.6728652

>>6728635
R07 would never do that to-

Wait.

>> No.6728658

It's like R07 was like "Oh, you think you can solve this without looking at the fantasy, only as a mystery? OOPS LOOK NO CLOSED ROOMS HOW DID THAT HAPPEN"

Fucking quoting mystery rules everywhere for them to not even matter.

>> No.6728663

>>6728635
he didn't, the whole script for the whole game is there, including TIPs, tea parties, music boxes and shit.
Stop looking, the ??? ends, roll appears and background changes.
End of the game script

>> No.6728682

The scenes after the culprit thing are awesome. FUCK YEAH Erika!

>> No.6728684

What's with everyone treating autism as a stereotype for people who are incredibly absorbed in one particular thing and delving into it more thoroughly than necessary?

That's not autism, it's obsession.

>> No.6728688

>>6728684
because Autism is meaner.

>> No.6728701

>>6728684
As far as I can tell, this autism meme comes from /v/. The insult was originally intended for Minecraft players, who spent a lot of time building incredibly complex or gigantic structures out of mere blocks. It kinda swept over to every board and every discussion ever, though.

>> No.6728702

>>6728688
And people can get away with that here because it's impossible to determine if one person wrote more than one thing?

Damn bastards thought of everything...

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>> No.6728713

>>6728601

Bullshit. That's just an excuse for you not to say anything of worth. You're a poor troll and nothing more.

>> No.6728715

>>6728702
Yeah /jp/ is shit, you should go away fast

>> No.6728717

>>6728701
Was floating around way before minecraft

>> No.6728718
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6728718

>>6728639
Anymore?

>> No.6728728

>>6728715
I CAN'T! It's like TV Tropes in that you can never stop posting and editing once you start!

They thought of EVERYTHING!!!

>> No.6728730

>>6728717
It certainly got a lot more popular after Minecraft, though.

>> No.6728734

>>6728713

u mad?

>> No.6728735

...What is going on here? Everyone is raging, what for?

I'm playing it right now and it's awesome so far. The puzzles were a bit odd but solvable with a little thinking, and the battles rock as always.

>> No.6728736

At least Ryu says way beforehand that tehre's something more importantb than the truth in this game, something he's hammering through Battler to loli Ange.

>> No.6728739

>>6728735
Everyone's raging because they haven't played it.

>> No.6728744
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6728744

>no 3rd ending in script

>> No.6728749

>>6728739
Just like they have for every episode since 5.

>> No.6728753
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6728753

>>6728718

>> No.6728760

>>6728749
We really need to start learning what happens in Umineko in context.

>> No.6728764

>>6728735

Everyone's mad because the ending isn't particularly satisfying, and makes all the backstory/character development of other characters pointless.

>> No.6728768

>>6728744
I told everyone this a thread ago

>> No.6728776

>mfw no 3rd ending
>3rd ending coming in a patch 2 months from now
>coincidentally, large amounts of Umineko merchandise gets released during that period
>Ending leaves one loose thread to be solved in Rei
>More Merchandise comes out between then and the next Comiket
>R07 finally affords his trip to Thailand to make love with many Ladyboys

>> No.6728778

>>6728764
Plus these spoilers are out of their original context and seem more out of place.

>> No.6728784

>>6728735
The endings. The episode could be fine, but the ending just basically throws away 3/4 of Umineko. We'll have to wait for a translation though, or at least that last ending.

>> No.6728790

If it's there, I mean.

>> No.6728792
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6728792

So which demon had the penis?

>> No.6728798

>>6728739

But the japs are saying the same thing... it's not like Ep7.

>> No.6728799

>>6728776
How much of this is actually true?

>> No.6728805

>>6728735
Yeah, I'm enjoying it a lot so far too.

>> No.6728808

>Birth of the new witch
YES, I missed my favourite umineko ED instrumental

>> No.6728809

>>6728792
I think R07's made it very clear that it doesn't even matter which one had it.

>> No.6728814

GOHDA CHEF MAGICAL WAT DOES HE DO

>> No.6728816

>>6728792
blue haired one, according to the voices in the fighting game

>> No.6728824

>>6728805
Different person, so I am.

>> No.6728825

>>6728809
Or was it never there to begin with? O_O

>> No.6728826

>>6728798
Uhm, the japanese are saying it's awesome.

>> No.6728833

>>6728816
Speaking of which, any word on their seiyu?

>> No.6728840

>>6728825
rofl, maybe who knows XD

>> No.6728841

>>6728792
Blue hair has a male voice in the fighting game.

>> No.6728844

>>6728701
>/jp/ claims to hate /v/-style posting
>/jp/ constantly uses /v/ memes like autism

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

>> No.6728845

>>6728826
You're an idiot.

>> No.6728847

So is cake lambda real or fake now?

>> No.6728851
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6728851

>>6728753

>> No.6728854

>>6728798
1 - the japanese love it, lol
2 - umineko is a story about a mystery and a lot of people have different theories. A lot of people are also butthurt about being wrong about their pet theory.

Happens in EVERY canon with big mysteries, people always flip out when their theory didn't come true.

>> No.6728859

>>6728798
Japanese people were raging at early spoilers just like we were. There are a number of people who've said it was really good too.

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6728864

>>6728851

>> No.6728869

>>6728854

But it didn't resolve ANYTHING. He managed to piss all but his most die hard yes men off.

>> No.6728877

>>6728854
The game is probably awesome. Then there's the endings.

>> No.6728882
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6728882

Anyone else kind of disappointed that this was just a glitch? Would've been creepy as fuck if it were intentional.

>> No.6728898

>>6728882
If it were intentional and had the goat girl with the eyes seen in the background, that would be perfect. With ridicule and ahaha.wav.

>> No.6728900

>>6728869
im diehard uminekofag and im EXTREMELY pissed

>> No.6728901

I bet Lambda got her name due to her being a birthday cake for a 34 year old.

>> No.6728902

>But it didn't resolve ANYTHING.

Says you. Based on spoilers that are part fake, part mistranslated, and part out of context.

>> No.6728903
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6728903

>>6728882
A glitch? Ah, I thought as much, considering this happened before.

>> No.6728905

>>6728869
Fucking autists. Love how you're jumping to conclusions when you all to that you've been exposed are hastily translated spoilers. It's just like what happened with that Eva Batman bullshit.

>> No.6728908

If Will and Lion really got a good ending
Than that means there exists a happy kakera after all
I want to believe....

>> No.6728912

A few questions:
- Why is Kinzo alive? Isn't it confirmed that he's dead at the start of all the games?
- Who are the "survivors"? Just Ange, Eva, and Battler?
- How come Battler told Ange the truth wasn't scary/bad/etc. if her parents really were the culprits?

>> No.6728913

So how is R07's manga about that doll/toilet youkai going? Last chapter the teacher dropped her into the septic system.

>> No.6728915

So how are the puzzles relevant?

>> No.6728920

>>6728901
FUCK YOU ALL CAN SOMEBODY PROVIDE A SOURCE FOR THIS FAGGOTTRY OR NOT?

>> No.6728926

>>6728908
Their shared profile says they're still out there, looking for a good end, which makes me happy too.

And one of the ending caps of them said they were doing well and Will was starting to play badminton with Lion, lol.

>> No.6728928

>>6728898

Man, if that happened, I would forgive R07 for the unsatisfying ending.

>> No.6728935

>>6728901
Maybe that's how old Battler or Hachijou is.


The Hachijou Ikuko from before = Battler?

>> No.6728937

>>6728882
is this some shitty beta or wat? such a well-known vn should run stable without errors adding additional loltheory fuel.

>> No.6728944

>>6728913
it got reseted this month and it seems theres new lead

>> No.6728948

You know it's a good thread when Umineko is compared to nazi germany and concentration camps

>> No.6728953

>>6728912
I know nothing about the conditions surrounding EP8, but I'm guessing that Kinzo is still alive because Battler simply wanted him to be for Ange's sake? Dunno how that would help her, though.

>> No.6728956

;_; Battler finally met everyone at the ending....

>> No.6728958

>>6728948
>nazi germany

Surprisingly relevant.

>> No.6729001

Umineko is just a poor Pokemon anime ripoff.

On an unrelated topic:

In a few days I will post an official /jp/ announcement in which Umineko will be banned from /jp/. You only have a few days to discuss this shit left, then it's off to /a/ or /b/ with you. /b/ most likely because Umineko is too shitty for even /a/.

>> No.6729017

>>6729001
Who are you? And with what authority?

(not that I mind, tons of animesukifags will leave)

>> No.6729032

There must be something wrong with my game guys
I can't execute anyone at the tips screen...


Wait... could it be??

>> No.6729037

>>6728935
Hachijo Toya is TWO PEOPLE: the amnesiac Battler and the black-haired woman, whose real name is Yashiro Ikuko, apparently.

They both work together to write all the Umineko stories we've read in an attempt to help Battler piece together his missing memory after the Rokkenjima incident, releasing them under the single name "Hachijo Toya" (八城十八) Here's why they chose the name:

Hachijo (八城) can also be read as "Yashiro," hence that name. Toya (十八) is spelled the same as the number 18, which is Battler's age and one of the only things he remembers.

>> No.6729039

>>6728912
Old man Battler writes all the stories, so if he wants to break his own rules, he can.

Feeling the love between reader and author, yet?

>> No.6729046
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6729046

So, I did pick all the correct puzzle choices, still Battler hobo end.
Too bad, /jp/.

>> No.6729054

>>6729037
fuck tohya fuck buttler fuck this shit

>> No.6729055

>>6728626
Oh hai. Irru here.

Won't be streaming until tomorrow, err later today. It's 1.42am here, and I've slept 4 hours over the last 41 hours. So I'm kinda tired.

I'll probably start at 10 / 11AM~ish, which is in about 8 / 9 hours.

>> No.6729062

>>6729055
so early in the morning?

>> No.6729067

>>6729062
Whatever it is in 8 / 9 hours in your timezone, anon.

>> No.6729081

>>6729055
Which one is your stream again?

>> No.6729086

>>6729081
Seacatsbgm

>> No.6729087

So wait, does this mean we're going to have insane BattlerxYashiro or what the fuck she is called stuff now?

>> No.6729091

>bawwww, I'm not getting closure!!!
>Basing entire ep off of a handful of ending points and ignoring the mounds of untranslated data before and between them

>> No.6729096

>>6729067
we are in the same

>> No.6729099

so have any of the umineko music cds been uploaded yet?

>> No.6729104

>>6729091
Problem is the Nips are complaining about them same, and they are far more tolerant when it comes down to lack of closure.

>> No.6729107

>>6729096
Another Eurofriend joining in.
Make sure to remind us again.

>> No.6729111

>>6729107
Sure as hell will.

Now then, gonna go to bed.

Happy New Year!

>> No.6729116

>>6729111
Happy new Year! See you tomorrow !

>> No.6729126
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6729126

Just so that you guys know
The ending is not as bad as you guys think
Píc related
It's the final scene of the game

>> No.6729134

>>6729104
No they aren't. Japs, in general, don't really like Umineko as much as the Western fanbase does. Not to mention most of them have not yet played it and are raging over spoilers.

>> No.6729137

>>6729126
shop

>> No.6729140

>>6729104
This Nips dont mind lack of closure and they are up in arms about this bullshit as well.

>> No.6729141

>>6728926
So, there is a gay happy ending. Fuck yeah.

>> No.6729146

>>6729126
Some text? Or I'm calling fake.

>> No.6729156

>>6729146
There is no text, she just smiles and then the credits rolls

>> No.6729159

>>6729156
she smiles after what? after Battler hobo end?

>> No.6729168

>>6729126

I dunno, I kinda wanted Battler to blow up the Death Star...metaphorically.

>> No.6729173

Where does Evatrice fit into this, exactly?

>> No.6729178

Well look on the bright side guys.

At least the fighting game cleared up the biggest mystery.

And that was which was the dude.

Zephar or Furfur

>> No.6729181

>>6729173

Battler used her as a study to figure out how she got off the island alive.

>> No.6729203

So is there some relationship between Ikuko and Battler?

>> No.6729205

So was Yasu a dude?

>> No.6729212

>>6729205
We will never know.

>> No.6729213

>>6729178
So Zepar has a male voice. But is it a male seiyuu?

>> No.6729220

>>6729213

Its def the dude. Not to mention most people think zepar is the dude.

>> No.6729224

>>6729203

People are saying she's Yasu, why else would a person hide battler away after finding them half-drowned unless they knew he did something bad?

>> No.6729233

>>6729212

Look's like a case of Schrondinger's cunt.

But yeah Yasu has to be a girl. This shit is WAY too melodramatic for a guy to pull.

>> No.6729234

>>6729224
>People are saying she's Yasu, why else would a person hide battler away after finding them half-drowned unless they knew he did something bad?
Because he has trouble remembering his life?

>> No.6729237

>>6729205
They've been living with each other for a pretty long time, so I wouldn't be surprised if Battler lost his virginity to her.

>> No.6729243

>>6729159
Battler and Hachijo go back to the mansion
autism happens and suddenly everyone is there happily waiting for him Beatrice smiles
The ending

Happy ending

>> No.6729253

>>6729126

That's BS, why does she still have the ring?

>> No.6729263

>>6729243
WHAT IS ANGE DOING THERE?

>> No.6729265

>>6729237

>Battler
>virginity

Dude, Battler was fuckin macking. He probably lost his virginity to RL Erika or something, if the "Erika is really a previous girlfriend" rumor is to be believed.

>> No.6729270

>>6729234
I'm hard-pressed to believe that a random female writer would hide away an amnesiac man and write stories with him rather than check him into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital.

If Ikuko really is a complete stranger, then she would have no characterization, no bearing on the story up till now, nothing. Just a last-minute insert to try to wrap things up. Which pretty much makes her the perfect representation of the shitty ending.

>> No.6729271

>>6729243
Wait, they go back to the mansion? WHAT?

>> No.6729273

>>6729265

Probably before that, he is Rudolph's son.

>> No.6729279

>>6729270
Well, Ikuko is the woman who's gone by the name "Hachijo."

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>>6729243
what

>> No.6729285

iso acquired
translation process started
Just few days before fully googletranslated patch

>> No.6729291

THERE ARE NO BAD PEOPLE IN THIS STORY, HE SAID.
THIS IS THE TRUE TALE OF ROKKENJIMA, HE SAID.

>> No.6729292

>>6729271
Oh yeah, Umineko = Evangelion.

>> No.6729299

So what's the deal with the EP1&2 message bottles? I don't fuckign believe something like Battler and Yasu wrote them in that super tiny amount of time or some craziness.

>> No.6729301

>>6729243
GET THE FUCK OUT
RIGHT NOW.

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>>6729285
>googletranslated patch

>> No.6729309

>>6729291

Except Kyrie and Rudolf of course.

>> No.6729310

>>6729285
At least use atlas and add all the names and shit, it's better.

>> No.6729313

>>6729292
I mean, wasn't the mansion blown up? How can they go back?

>> No.6729316

>>6729299
That doesn't matter anymore.
Haven't we confirmed that all of that was just Battler's creativity,insanity and amnesia at the works?

>> No.6729317

I'm sorry none of the shit everyone is talking about makes sense to me, I don't get this ep 8 info.
I've been folllowing along since ep 7.
I thought I'd wait but I couldn't take it and decided to see some ep 8 spoilers, but none of this shit makes sense.
I went to /a/, and now I got lead to here to get answers but now its becoming more of a cluster fuck. Can someone, anyone explain what happened in ep 8 that has made everything so crazy?

>> No.6729319

>>6729313

Power of imagination

>> No.6729320

>>6729301
It's the truth.

>> No.6729330

>>6729299
Yasu wrote them. BEFORE the conference took place. You don't need episode 8 to tell you that.

>> No.6729335

>>6729316

So we're not even supposed to believe the Ange parts from EP4+?

>> No.6729344

>>6729335
i choose not to believe ep8 instead.
i suggest you all do the same guys...

>> No.6729348

>>6729335
Well, Amakusa, who doesn't exist, is in there, so no.

>> No.6729358

>>6729335
Those one's we can believe, due to the fact that they're from Ange's point of view. Not Battler's or a third person point of view.
Unless you're claiming that Battler is even more insane and fucked up than I thought.

>> No.6729364

>>6729317
First, it's revealed that ep. 3 - 6 are fiction written by Hachijou.
Then, it's revealed that ep. 1 - 2 are fiction written by Yasu.
Then, it's revealed that ep. 1 - 8 save TRUE END are all fiction written by a delusional, amnesiac old Battler and his new waifu Ikuko (who together take the pen name Hachijou Touya) and that all the characters you've come to know and love up to now, both piece and meta, are delusions of a senile Battler. And that the story didn't need to make sense up until now either because they were all Battler's delusions anyways.

In a sense, it's the same RAGE that people had at the "oh, this never really happened" plot twists that Ryukishi loves on a grander scale.

>> No.6729366

If you think about it this ending actually makes a lot of sense. Meta-world is all inside of Battlers head. You could also say that the meta-world is Battler talking with Auau and Ange trying to figure out the truth. Games 1-7 are stories written by various authors. 1 and 2 are possible scenarios written by Yasu and were found in the bottles. 3, 4, and I think 5 were written by Auau. After Battler read these stories he remembered/realized what really happened and came up with episode 6. Ange read this story and called bullshit on it and thus episode 7 was written probably by Auau. Ange can't believe this shit so Battler tells her the truth in episode 8. I can't believe this shit Ryukishi is a genius.

>> No.6729382

>>6729358
Yes, Battler IS that fucked up. Ange's misadventures are all entirely a product of old Battler's overactive, loony imagination as well. Amakusa never existed, for one.

... come to think of it, doesn't the fact that Battler wrote Ange into the story as his mysterious protector who wants him to come home give a decisively creepy tone? She somehow ends up the same age as him in the story, as well.

>> No.6729388

>>6729366
Those are some funky mental gymnastics, bro.

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>>6729366
Actually...yeah, I see what you're saying. Makes sense, really.

>> No.6729396

>using atomic weigh for a kid's trial
I mean, really?

>> No.6729397

>>6729364
>Then, it's revealed that ep. 1 - 8 save TRUE END are all fiction written by a delusional, amnesiac old Battler and his new waifu Ikuko (who together take the pen name Hachijou Touya) and that all the characters you've come to know and love up to now, both piece and meta, are delusions of a senile Battler. And that the story didn't need to make sense up until now either because they were all Battler's delusions anyways.
Proof? Are you sure it just isn't a reveal that 3+ were all written in partnership with Battler, but 1-2 were still from Yasu?

>> No.6729406

So, Battler was a fucking crazy old man writting stories about his grandpa raping his own daughter and then having a daughter/son with her and then that hermaphrodite wanted to fuck him. Cool story, Battler.

>> No.6729421

>>6729396
WHAT? DON'T YOU KNOW THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF PLATINUM? WHAT ARE YOU, A RETARD!?

>> No.6729422

>>6729364
>>6729366
>>6729382

meh.
im going to bed
maybe in the morning i'll get some competent translation with a context instead of those second hand spoilers...

>> No.6729423

>>6729364
I don't even...
really? THATS the ending?
If thats true then this is the only thing to make me feel sad on new years.
Is anyine having a stream or something?

>> No.6729424

The only thing I don't understand is the Hachijo = Hanyuu connection.

Yasu is Hanyuu, then? What?

>> No.6729426

>>6729366
... are the bottles ever confirmed? I mean, in this fiction within fiction within fiction, it's hard to tell whether the bottles were simply constructs in Auau/Battler's fiction or actual writings in reality that they based their stories off of. The bottles' existence, after all, were revealed in 1 - 7, which were all fiction.

>> No.6729433

Hey, think of it more as Battler making interesting characters for a story that hes writing to help put shit together, instead of he's crazy and makes up shit all the time in his head.

I think I feel a bit better about the ending this way.

>> No.6729442

>people calling Battler crazy

Oh man, it's Shkanontrice/Yasu all over again.

Guys, read the episode before you jump to conclusions like this, please. There is some really haphazard guesswork based on out of context and misinterpreted spoilers going on in here right now.

>> No.6729443

>>6729424
>The only thing I don't understand is the Hachijo = Hanyuu connection.
It's mentioned in ep 1 that Battler read a novel called Higurashi.
He just based some of the characters of his own novel on characters from Higurashi.

>> No.6729451

Guys, hold on. I found a silver lining through the shit storm.

Lots of people though Battler was an incompetent asshole who couldn't even remember Yasu/Shannon, right?

But he's really the ultimate troll. Battler managed to troll us all by making us think he was incompetent, when he was making the crimes all himself!

He's a fucking genius! Just like R07, he is a mastah troll.

>> No.6729462

>>6729397
Since it's implied by true end that EVERYTHING we've seen up until now is fiction written by Battler, we can say that ep. 1 - 2 is BASED off Yasu's writing, but interpreted by Battler.

After all, Yasu didn't include any meta-scenes into her writings. The ep. 1 - 2 we actually experience is a story Battler wrote that interweaves Battler's interpretation of Yasu's writings into it.

>> No.6729463

>>6729443
Eh...I suppose that works...but...isn't that mentioned in 1 or 2? Weren't they written by Yasu before the family conference? I know, I know, Battler wrote a bunch of shit, but I thought the bottles were in the real world at least.

My mind is full of fuck.

>> No.6729465

Don't wait for a "When They Cry 5" Because the series end up.

>> No.6729469

Guys guys it's alright.

We have lastendconductor. Drown your doubts and angers in the music.

>> No.6729482

>>6729442
>>6729433
This seems to be the more accurate interpretation. Old Battler isn't crazy, he's just using a novel (haha) form of therapy to piece together his past and he happens to have an overactive, unusual imagination.

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6729489

Now that shit has calmed down a bit I think I'm starting to get the gist of this ending. I'm not hating it. It actually seems to explain quite a lot, in fact.

I'm a little confused on the meta world being complete fiction, though. I really liked the meta characters. Can't the meta just exist anyways and not have anything directly to do with the real world? It just makes me a little sad.

>> No.6729494

>>6729482
Not to mention he makes money out of it.

>> No.6729496

Battler is pretty much making Rokkenjima fanfiction with his self insert as the main character. What a hack.

>> No.6729502

>>6729489
>Can't the meta just exist anyways and not have anything directly to do with the real world?
No.

>> No.6729506

wait wait wait.....so what happened to Jessica and Yasu? who loved who in the end?

did Battler and Ange meet in real world?

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>>6729502
So cruel. Is this what Ryu meant by a bittersweet ending?

>> No.6729517

Sad middle aged battler fanart where japan

>> No.6729519

>>6729496
Makes me wonder if he actually fears moving vehicles.

>> No.6729522

>>6729506
>wait wait wait.....so what happened to Jessica and Yasu? who loved who in the end?
Unimportant.
>did Battler and Ange meet in real world?
No.

>> No.6729523

If you take ep. 8's true end into account (that is, all the scenes are written by Ikuko and Battler), some portions of Umineko become retroactively hilarious/disturbing. I mean, really? Imagine Battler and Ikuko releasing a series of novels about Battler's blatant self-insert going on wacky adventures with a troupe of beautiful, sadistic women. Imagine the critics' reactions.

>> No.6729525

>>6729489
Nope, meta was utterly pointless, those characters were just fiction within fiction, pointless existences.

But please, keep saying the ending isn't bad.

>> No.6729527

>>6729512
Dude
this isn't bittersweet
this is just bitter
and no, Will and Lion don't count because they don't exist. Absolutely everyone got a bad ending, all thanks to Battler.

>> No.6729529

>>6729506

Ange might or might not exist.

>> No.6729532

>>6729523
They don't know that Battler is a self insertion, though.
Nobody knows that he's Ushiromiya Battler.

>> No.6729535

>>6729527

And how is the murders Battler's fault huh?

>> No.6729543

>>6729529
Ange definitely does exist.

>> No.6729546

>>6729532
And nobody knows he's writing with her either. He's like a ghost partner writer.

>> No.6729553

>>6729535
He unwillingly collaborated with Rudolph and Kyrie.

>> No.6729555
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>> No.6729557

>>6729523
more like
>imagine our reactions,
Right?

This is some high tier meta trolling, I'll give Ryu that.

>> No.6729562

>Battler forgets Yasu, causes event that sparks murder of his family
>Escapes, but forgets everything, must speculate on the writings Yasu released to piece together who he is
Sounds like he got his just punishment.

>> No.6729564

>>6729546
I know this was in the fiction of EP6, but Ange was surprised to see that "Hachijo Tohya" was a woman. A man was at the releases/signings/whatever.

>> No.6729566

>>6729553

Unwilling is the keyword. Honestly he was probably fearing for his life. He did disobey theur orders of killing Shanon in the end.

>> No.6729568
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6729568

old!battler wrote this.

>> No.6729574

>>6729555
awesome...

>> No.6729575

>>6729568
That means that he must have also written the part where he becomes Beato's furniture.

>> No.6729576

So at the end what?
Battler discovers who he is, goes back to the mansion and gets a OMEDETOU scene with his dead relatives clapping?
Fucking great.

>> No.6729580

You know, much earlier people were saying Battler is a gigantic faggot and huge pussy cunt or whatever.

If Battler is writing himself that way, and least he's got a sense of humility.

>> No.6729581

>>6729564
When you think about it...that could've been Battler.
Amakusa questioned her about it and she simply replied that it was a away to make sure she kept herself safe...as if we can trust that. If she can hide all of this she must be pretty damn charismatic in the first place.

>> No.6729583

>>6729568
They are all my wifes, motherfuckers!!!

>> No.6729585
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>>6729564
>A man was at the releases/signings/whatever.
This man, you mean.

>> No.6729586

>>6729525
Now now, you seem pretty mad. I'm not mad, just disappointed. I totally accept the story as-is, because there's nothing I can do to change it. There's no point in getting mad over something fictional.

And I do think the meta characters had a point. They not only served as a vehicle to connect each episode, they provided entertainment, commentary, and theories throughout. That's the whole point of 'meta', they were there to guide us through the story and reach the conclusion of what happened on Rokkenjima. Meta-Battler's journey was basically ours for a while.

>> No.6729593

>>6729575
And all the parts with Ange pining over her dead onii-chan.

Now we can't make fun of Ange any more for her incestuous undertones. BUT, BATTLER ON THE OTHER HAND...

And, Jesus, he sure doesn't filter his imagination, does he. Writing about your beloved little sister being turned into a hamburger?

>> No.6729596

This shit is like LOST ending all over again.

>> No.6729600

Congratulations Battler

>> No.6729611

But Tohya didn't publicly write the message bottles. She just had other works and that's when she appeared at signings. Battler and her were both doing it secretly. There's no reason for Battler to turn up at the signings.

You could argue that that's all fictional, but then you could say the same thing for the signings.

>> No.6729616

This is what happens when you choose destiny over tits

>> No.6729617

Wait. We know not every scene with Ange in 1998 is false, right? Or is it? Why would Ange meeting with Hachijo be written by Battler?

Actually, most scenes with Ange that aren't blatantly fantasy seem like they could've happened in the real world, so what's going on here?

>> No.6729622

>>6729546
Oh I see, it's to parallel the fact that BT was ghost writing Umineko before he died.

Umineko is a fiction within a fiction, about Ryukishi's relationship with BT, and how he sucks without him.

>> No.6729623

>>6729617
>Actually, most scenes with Ange that aren't blatantly fantasy seem like they could've happened in the real world
They couldn't because Amakusa is a fictional character.

>> No.6729628

>>6729596
>This is like LOST
>This is like Inception
Normalfag shit.

>> No.6729634

>>6729622
Not this shit again.

>> No.6729636

What is it with this whole entire "Amakusa is a fictional character" talk? Has it been confirmed?

>> No.6729638

>>6729628
Would you prefer it if said "This shit is like 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors ending all over again"

>> No.6729642

>>6729623
But that's what I don't understand. Why were those scenes written, then? What's the point of Ange if we never even see her in the real world?

>> No.6729644

We'll be needing a new thread

>> No.6729646

>>6729634
You're just not looking deep enough, you need more love, prove me wrong.

>> No.6729647

I AM A GUUURRRRRLLLLLLLLLL
shitfest ahoy!!!

>> No.6729657

Someone please tell me what happened with Lambda. That's really all I care about.

>> No.6729663

>>6729657
[]UNIMPORTANT

>> No.6729664

How would you feel if you were Ange and didn't really give a shit about Battler after all those years, and people kept releasing fake stories about how you loved him so much and possibly wanted his cock?

>> No.6729665

You know what disappoints me the most? The fact that, if you take a look at the story in its entirety, it could've been a mindblowing, emotional rollercoaster ride that would've left us with gaping mouths at how meta and well thought out it was.

A story of a series of murders is replayed over and over again, as a man battles against a witch to uncover the truth. Slowly, it is revealed that more and more of what we assumed to be reality were all fictional constructs. The ending reveals that it was all the personal journey of a shattered man who struggles to piece together his broken past, by writing it all down on paper.

The plot points are ALL THERE. That's the thing. It could've been an amazing story. It makes sense why the episodes keep repeating the same incident, in different kakera. Kakera are old Battler looking through all the possibilities of what happened in his past until he remembers the right one. The meta-characters are old Battler's helpers in taking apart and studying what he knows about Rokkenjima.

But, as ingenious as Ryukishi may be sometimes, he's just... shit at writing. Especially with a dead BT.

>> No.6729668

>>6729657
>>6729657
This. 34 is all I care for.

>> No.6729672

>>6729580

I dunno, self depreciative humour is expected of self inserting authors to the point where they compete. Look at the ass that writes "Shortpacked", massive fucking ego.

>> No.6729675

>>6729638
Yes, very much so.

You could also say "This is The Way all over again".

>> No.6729683

>>6729665
But...that's what happened.

What are you talking about?

>> No.6729688

>>6729668
Never existed, implied to be a cake.

>> No.6729690

>>6729683
He's basically saying "it sounds good on paper but R07 is a shit writer lol"

>> No.6729697

Lambda's endless torture was her very creation as a cake. Along the way, the recipe was forgotten and not well followed and it was a little bit of a rough ride.

>> No.6729700

>>6729683
He probably means in a far better way.

From the spoilers, and how jolting back and forth the scenes were, I half expected a "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT" at the end.

>> No.6729701

This is all such a cop out because we don't get to find out what the "world peace" thing with Amakusa was in Episode 6.

If he's just a fictional character, it doesn't matter? Then people can't pull the "STOP BITCHING ABOUT THE ENDING, AT LEAST YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE". Because the ride doesn't matter.

>> No.6729703

>>6729665
>A story of a series of murders is replayed over and over again, as a man battles against a witch to uncover the truth. Slowly, it is revealed that more and more of what we assumed to be reality were all fictional constructs. The ending reveals that it was all the personal journey of a shattered man who struggles to piece together his broken past, by writing it all down on paper.

I think this would have been interesting, had the whole novel not being 8 episodes long with the premise of mystery novel.

>> No.6729704

So is anyone streaming anything, I still can't make sense of shit

>> No.6729705

>>6729642
Ange actually serves an important function in the story. You notice how in ep. 1 - 3, meta-Battler was having absolutely no luck wading through all these red truths and fantasy bullshit. Ange was, in a sense, a restart to Battler's self-exploration, where he discarded the meta-world metaphor entirely for a while and instead... started writing from the PoV of his little sister exploring the remains of Rokkenjima and piecing the past together from there.

Meta-world can be seen as Battler's attempts to piece together his past through his vague memories.

Ange, on the other hand, are Battler's attempts to discover the truth about Rokkenjima through an entirely different method, by discarding his own memories entirely and relying on cold hard detective work, investigating Rokkenjima in its present day.

>> No.6729708

>>6729690
>>6729700
Oh, alright then, that's fine.

>> No.6729710

>>6729703

Also if there were any fucking clues to it whatsoever.

>> No.6729727

>>6729710
I think it'd be better if you just eliminate the whole mystery aspect to it all together. It wouldn't give false expectations to the reader.

>> No.6729728

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Since Battler never actually met Ange...does that mean that she and Eva may have been happy together? :D

And what's this shit about Battler helping Kyrie and Rudolf? I've been gone, explain it to me please.

>> No.6729737

>>6729710
>Slowly, it is revealed that more and more of what we assumed to be reality were all fictional constructs.

This is kind of what happened with 6, though it's been implied since...heck, I suppose since 1 and 2 considering the bottles.

>> No.6729743

>>6729710
There were some, people have been stating the possibility of a fiction end for quite a while now, it's just that everyone else was thoroughly repulsed by the thought of such an ending, and that's when you should realize you fucked the story up somewhere, and work on a plan b.

I assume Ryukishi, in slight arrogance, thought everything would work out, and people would understand his grand vision. But it didn't, and he is to blame. He conveyed his ideas totally incorrectly, and misguided us right up to the very end of his story. He's simply not a very good writer.

>> No.6729745

>>6729728
Apparently Battler was forced to do shit by Kyrie and Rudolf.

Best parents ever, amirite?

>> No.6729746

>>6729728
OMGGGGG that would be so awesome. Eva loves her kids after all XD

>> No.6729751

>>6729728
>Since Battler never actually met Ange...does that mean that she and Eva may have been happy together? :D
Who knows? At the very least, he didn't contact her while he was writing the novels.
>And what's this shit about Battler helping Kyrie and Rudolf? I've been gone, explain it to me please.
He unwillingly collaborates with them during the murders. He is ordered to kill Shannon, but ends up not doing it.

>> No.6729754

>>6729745
I used to actually think they were good parents and Battler was just being the usual rebellious dick by disrespecting them.

So, so wrong.

>> No.6729762

>>6729703
This is what I (and probably a lot of other anons) think is Ryukishi's stumbling block in writing. He likes his fucking BIG TWEESTS way too much. He ruins his story by trying to surprise his readers by setting it up as a mystery, then discarding it in favor of HEART and DRAMA. He fucks up by handing the reader what appears to be Higurashi all over again (solve the mystery by looking at X Y and Z), then discarding it all yet again and saying, "THOSE WERE ALL FAKE! THERE IS ONLY ONE REALITY!"

Worst of all, if there's ever a WTC 5, I don't think this habit's going to change anytime soon, because I'm under the impression that Ryukishi thinks this somehow makes him a more "intelligent and subtle" writer.

>> No.6729764

People saying "IT DIDN'T EXIST, IT DOESN'T MATTER" missed the point of Umineko entirely.

Not that I'm necessarily satisfied with the ending, but fiction ending does not make the previous episodes meaningless. Not to mention we've known meta world didn't exist for ages, so I'm not sure what people are bitching about.

>> No.6729767

>>6729754

To be fair there were no indications in the first 6 games that they were dick parents minus the whole marrying too quickly

>> No.6729771

>>6729762
I don't think WTC5 will be quite as big, if there is one. That means less animesuki around here.

>> No.6729773

>>6729743
Actually I disagree, I think things are starting to make sense in the end. That's probably why the series is advertised as a mystery, you have to figure out half of this shit by yourself.

Not saying Ryukishi is a good writer, but he's not that bad.

>> No.6729775

>>6729751
How did he collabarate? Did he kill anyone, or was he just about to kill Shannon and decided "Dude, she's got TITS. She CAN'T die!"

>> No.6729776

>>6729754
I actually used to think that Battler was a good, sane, albeit incompetent guy.

God, I was so fucking wrong it hurts.

>> No.6729779

>>6729743
>>6729762
This, so fucking much. If Ryukishi ever got even a hint of what foreshadowing was, his stories would become hundreds of times better.

>> No.6729785

>>6729767
Well, there was the whole stuff in episode 3 and 6 about what Kyrie feels when she looks at Battler.

>> No.6729793

>>6729775
Well, he did nothing to stop them or warn anyone, and went along with them when they were pretending to be dead during the first twilight.

>> No.6729794

>>6729776
I used to think episode 7 would be a return to a more episode 1 feel. That is, without all the meta stuff. Back when people thought 7 might turn out to be the last. Then I thought the same for episode 8.

>> No.6729798

>>6729785

True. But many people overlooked it seeing as she never expresssed her resentment to Battler. Also their cool personalities as well as badassery made them likable and "cool" parents until of course EP7 and 8..

>> No.6729799

>>6729779
...read through the episodes again. There is mountains of foreshadowing for everything. I think you don't know what that word means.

People say Ryukishi pulled shit from his ass, but he's foreshadowed pretty much everything since the very beginning. Even the fiction theory was there with the message bottles.

>> No.6729802

>>6729773
It doesn't really work as a mystery though. You don't need a plot to be a mystery to have your audience piece things up to understand the plot.

In all honesty, after this ending, if you ask me, you can hardly call Umineko a mystery novel.

>> No.6729806

>>6729775
It was mentioned in the thread earlier. Rudolf and Kyrie were like, "hey son, do us a favor. You know that maid with cowtits? Well, we sorta need to kill everyone on this island, so could you help us by killing her?" Battler faked her death, and reported to his parents that he had killed her. He then ran away from her.

It was the best he could reasonably do, in my opinion. Moralfags are calling him a coward for not trying to save anyone else, but really, he could only save Shannon. Trying to save anyone else would require him to go up against his armed parents, which would not be a good idea. Even if he simply warned them of impending mass murder instead of actually protecting them, Rudolf and Kyrie would catch on that someone leaked their plans, that someone being Battler.

>> No.6729807

>>6729773
It's starting to make sense because he's forcing it. Ryukishi is using all his goddamn might to force this round truth into the square hole, and all we're left is this sort of half assed story.

You cannot argue that this could have been done in four episodes, and would have been far better. He introduced too much irrelevant, misguiding shit, especially when compared to what we should have been looking at to reach this kind of ending.

>> No.6729817

>>6729802
I like to think the mystery was already over before 8. "Shkanontrice" was basically the answer to the mystery. And that mystery was largely unrelated to the whole overarching plot.

>> No.6729825

>>6729793
Sooo...Battler's a douche, Kyrie and Rudolf go in the running for BEST PARENTS EVER, and Eva and Hideyoshi are still the only truly good members of the family? Is that the summary so far?

Gotta love EP8.

>> No.6729834

>>6729825
More like Natsuhi is the only good member. She just always does what the not-so-good Krauss tells her to.

>> No.6729835

>>6729825
Hey. Hey.
You missed Jessica.

>> No.6729846

>>6729799
The problem is that he did not foreshadow only these events, he foreshadowed 1000 outcomes and circumstances.
It's like mixing all together 20 puzzles that have a similar pic, and you get vague clues as to which is the correct one.
It's TIRING to distinguish, one of the solutions could fit the criteria but it was not the one intended.
You could get excited/interested from the various parts of the pic you see, but when you realize what actually mattered and how it could be done, it just feels...pointless.

>> No.6729847

>>6729806
That kind of pragmatism flies in the face of the core of this story, and his previous work Higurashi.

THE POWAR OF FRENSHIP manages to destroy god interminable fate, and replace friendship with love, and you have Umineko. Instead though, we get realistic Battler at the very end, not trying with all his might to save everyone, just worried about himself, and Kohaku.

>> No.6729853

For the most part, I like how Umineko turned out. I think what it became is much more interesting than some typical, dull murder mystery. The themes are interesting to me and Ryukishi did a good job of driving them home.

However, one thing I can agree was a fuck up on Ryukishi's part was the emphasis placed on closed rooms and individual mysteries and such, and how he added stuff that ended up being totally irrelevant and making the story even more convoluted (Kinzo being dead, Shkannontrice) in order to make the closed rooms more difficult. That stuff ended up not being important at all, and it's because he made it seem like it was that there is so much backlash.

If Umineko had just been written a little more neatly, I think it could've been a masterpiece.

>> No.6729855

>>6729834
Natsuhi? One word. Cliff.
>>6729835
Okay, I forgot Jessica. But didn't she help hide Kinzo's death?

>> No.6729856

>>6729846
In other words, it is random. completely.

>> No.6729859

>>6729817
>And that mystery was largely unrelated to the whole overarching plot.

This is why I'm saying you cannot call Umineko a mystery. There were several puzzles, and a mystery so to say. But overall, the novel itself wasn't a mystery novel. There was a lot of foreshadowing for the ending indeed, but there was no real way for the reader to tell how the truth of the island actually came to be.

I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but it certainly goes against the hype Umineko had along with its apparent initial premise. Of course, again, this is not a bad thing, since this will come to how fans decide to judge it. However, if the general opinion ends up not being positive, I don't think R07 should be surprised.

>> No.6729868

Alright, now that I kind of understand what's going on with the ending and the whole of Umineko.

Overall, I liked it. I won't deny that I had a shitload of fun reading and then debating theories with /jp/. EP8 doesn't render the previous episodes pointless just because they were fiction. The whole fucking story is fiction, after all.

Anyways. I think people just need to take it easy in general. Umineko isn't the worst thing ever, nor is it the best, but if you got any sort of enjoyment out of it at one point or another then that's all that matters in the end, right?

>> No.6729877

>>6729855
Natsuhi guilt-tripped herself into saying she pushed the servant. She's pure and faithful, the servant really just fell.

>> No.6729880

>>6729835
nobody cares about jessica

>> No.6729884

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>> No.6729888

>>6729859
Well, I agree with that.

>> No.6729889

>>6729880

What about Maria? Are people going to claim she's evil because she has....mental issues?

>> No.6729893

>>6729859
Well, umineko is supposed to be a mystery. That's more or less what he was saying to his fanbase for many years. So yeah, he sould REALLY not be surprised.

>> No.6729896

>>6729868
The problem is, those heated debates and theories were totally fucking pointless, we were given absolutely no closure on them. Apparently Rudolf and Kyrie did it, but we don't know why, or how. All we get is the who, and Ryukishi doesn't care to indulge us any further, so really, all that theorycrafting was utterly pointless.

>> No.6729903

>>6729825
You missed Ushiromiya Beatrice.

>> No.6729907

>>6729859
This, pretty much. Umineko is a good story, but it's no mystery.

>> No.6729908

>>6729889
No, I like Maria. People just forgot her.

>> No.6729911

>>6729807
In other words, Ryukishi doesn't know what's important in his story, and thus attaches mountains of significance and text to throwaway plot details, and concludes the plot with points that were mentioned but were heavily overshadowed by the earlier mentioned shit that was turned irrelevant by later reveals.

Even if BT hadn't died, I don't think this would've been fixed. The earlier arcs were better in terms of putting significance on... details that needed significance, but only in their self-contained story. I'm under the impression that Ryukishi never told BT any of the plot details beyond the episode that he was currently writing (wouldn't want to spoil the story for your main reader).

So, in the end, had BT remained alive and Ryukishi's waifu, each episode would've been written better individually, but the overarching story would've been still shittily paced.

>> No.6729913

>>6729896
the worst part is that he trolled us during years because " READER MUST THEORIZE OTHERWISE THEY DON'T WORTH ANYTHING". Yeah, exactly, Ryu.

>> No.6729916

>>6729889
Nobody's saying she's evil, just that if Beato had gone through with the Yasu-murders, then she would have been an accomplice.

Still wish she survived though.

>> No.6729923

>>6729880
Um, yes, considering she's one of the few sane people left in Umineko and she was always a bro.
Nobody cares about people like Nanjo. or George.

>> No.6729925

>>6729786
>>6729786

New thread.

>> No.6729927

>>6729896
>Apparently Rudolf and Kyrie did it, but we don't know why, or how. an
We know why. I mean I know their motive isn't really enough for some people, but I think they might have the same reaction for any motive. They acted opportunistically.

>> No.6729928

>>6729893
Who knows? As you can see here, some people did like how it turn out. In addition, even if you have several people raging over it here and 2ch, only few people have actually played the game. So, until more people actually play it, we won't be able to see how they react to it.

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