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[Anonymous No.]

Arcueid Brunestud waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were dead apostle ancestors on the moon. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to true ancestors were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Arcueid was a white princess for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the executioners and she said to Crimson Moon Brunestud "I want to be the executioner daddy."
Crimson Moon Brunestud said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEAD APOSTLE ANCESTORS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered he stopped. But now in the Millennium Castle Brunestud of the moon she knew there were dead apostles.
"This is Zelretch" the radio crackered. "You must fight the dead apostles!"
So Arcueid gotted her marble phantasm and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the dead apostle ancestors.
"I will shoot at her" said the Roa and he fired the mystic eyes of death perception. Arcueid marble phantasmed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the dead apostle ancestors" he shouted
The radio said "No, Arcueid. You are the dead apostle ancestors"
And then Arcueid was a Warcueid.

[Anonymous No.]

I still liked the original more, had more zing to it.

[Anonymous No.]

okay

[Anonymous No.]

SHITSUX

[Anonymous No.]

>>672650

Whoops forgot yer sageru.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING SAGE FOR MISUSING PINEAPPLE SALAD IMAGE

REST IN PEACE ROY FOKKER