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>> No.6724067

I give up

>> No.6724071

>>6724067
Fag

>> No.6724072

I want whatever R07 smokes....like right now.

>> No.6724074

>>6724059
This just proves Kanon is NOT a part of Yasu. Never made sense for him to be anyway.

>> No.6724075
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6724075

Words cannot describe my disillusionment after this.

Ryukishi, you said I could trust you.

Never again.

>> No.6724078

Still want to know what happens to Bern and Erika, what is this are they just cut out for the rest of the game?

>> No.6724081

SO WHO IS HACHIJOU
ANGE OR THAT FAGGOT YASU
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO BERN

>> No.6724082
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6724082

That court again?

>> No.6724083

ryukishi? a hack writer?

who would've guessed?!

>> No.6724085
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>> No.6724087

>>6724083
Exactly, it completely blindsided us!

>> No.6724089
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6724089

FUCKING WHAAAAT?

>> No.6724090
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6724090

So wait, what about the whole different routes thing? Different endings?

Does anyone know what the fuck's going on?

>> No.6724091

Oh god whats happening now a put the pieces together chapter?

>> No.6724094
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6724094

my feelings right now

>> No.6724096

Well, uh, some people on 2ch are saying they thought it was a good ending. Maybe it's better when you play it fuck I don't know.

>> No.6724097

Good end or bad end for Ange?

>> No.6724099

>>6724074
Learn to piece death, you dolt. Kanon was just as dead as Sakutarou.

>> No.6724100

>>6724089
in b4 Erika disappears again

>> No.6724101

Y'know, it'd be funny if it turns out people are overreacting to something that may or may not be completely translated.

>> No.6724103

>>6724089
AREN'T YOU DEAD?!
GO BACK TO BEING DEAD FOR FUCK SAKE

>> No.6724104
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6724104

That's enough...

I will sink my disappointment in a bottle of Bernkastel.

Ryukishi you fucking bastard...

>> No.6724105

>>6724103
No one dies in the meta-world.

>> No.6724106
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>> No.6724109

>>6724106
Homolust?

>> No.6724110

>>6724101
Overreacting is the whole point. These threads are always more entertaining than the actual novel.

>> No.6724112
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6724112

What's going on here?

>> No.6724115

>>6724106
Oh what the hell have YOU two been up to?

>> No.6724118
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>>6724089
I'M BACK, BIATCHES!!!

Did you honestly think ANYTHING can kill me~?
I'm freak'n Super Paper!

>> No.6724119

I hope Alchemist goes bankrupt and Ryukishi never ever writes anything but moe for Key again.

>> No.6724122

>>6724115
Sweet consensual sex with the lights off.

>> No.6724123
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>> No.6724125

So, we get to see Lambdadelta, a likable character, be killed by the annoying ass author avatar.

Ryukishi, just make a sprite of you giving us the finger, it'll be easier.

>> No.6724126
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6724126

JUST WHAT IN THE SEAGULL'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE. DID THE UMINEKOS CRY OR DIDN'T THEY?

>> No.6724127
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6724127

So...who was the culprit?

Was there even a culprit?

Does anything matter at this point in time?

>> No.6724129

After reading all of this fucking spoilers I feel like shit.

>> No.6724130

>>6724123
>>6724106
>>6724089
>Final Battle
>No one really dies

... I'm out of here.

>> No.6724132

"Your parents are not bad people", he said.

>> No.6724134

" Anonymous 12/31/10(Fri)08:50 No.6724124

What's in the moonspeak wall of text:
Long story shot, Battler didn't die, but was picked up by Hachijo (whose real name is Yashiro Ikuko).
He doesn't remember anything about himself besides his age (18) so he takes up the name of Hachijo, but remembers clearly what happened on the island. Together, they write under the alias Hachijo Tohya (Tohya is 18, Hachijo another reading for Yashiro), and since he can't tell Ange the truth he doesn't want to meet her.

Provided this wasn't some fake spoiler on 2ch, it's fucking retarded."

some dude in the dead thread

>> No.6724135

>>6724122
But hetero sex or gay sex? I need to know!

>> No.6724136
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>>6724119
>I hope Alchemist goes bankrupt
Well, PS3's Umineko sales was very low, so...

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6724137

Hahaha, eat it Shipperfags, Yasufags.

This is your finale.

>> No.6724138

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=183233
a new torrent appears

>> No.6724142

>(C79)Umineko no Naku Koro ni Chiru ep 8
>64.3 MiB

Those retards aren't even trying.

>> No.6724143

What the hell is going on!? Is that Tea Party? So meta is not fanfiction in the end?

>> No.6724144
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>>6724134
Fucking Ryukishi

>> No.6724147

>>6724135
Gay sex, of course.
Lion was the one penetrating Will.

>> No.6724148

>>6724138
>>64.3 MiB

Wow.

>> No.6724150

>>6724134
What the fuck?

Seriously?

>> No.6724151

>>6724138
SEEMS LEGIT

>> No.6724155

>>6724142

Hey man, with the amount of "quality" content EP8 has, it can be 64 mb easy if you compress it a little bit

zing

>> No.6724156
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6724156

It was so simple, monsieurs.

>> No.6724158
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>>6724132
Yeah, they just brutally murdered innocents for money.

Nothing bad about that.

>> No.6724159

>>6724134
Well, I guessed that Battler survived and that he had amnesia.
What do I win?

>> No.6724160
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>> No.6724161

>>6724148
The description says :

"DDL and 3 movies"

So I reckon the DDL are links.

Won't keep me from trying.

>> No.6724162
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6724162

>Be since first spoilers in every thread
>still don't know what's going on

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>>6724138
>>64.3 MiB

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>>6724134
God dammit.

>> No.6724168

>>6724134
>>6724125
Does R07 really hate us that much? If so, he should just stop writing altogether.

>> No.6724170

>>6724156

Fucking Belgian get away!

>> No.6724171

Wow what a trainwreck ending.

>> No.6724172

Everything hurts. My head, my eyes, my ears.

But mostly my sense of dignity.

Ryukishi, never has a mere game affected my well-being this much. I hope you're happy.

>> No.6724176

>>6724101
Did you somehow forget about the last three times this happened?
/jp/ takes a total of like twelve fucking translated lines and goes completely fucking berserk. It's part of the fun of it all.
I'm fluent in Japanese and I've been reading 2ch threads all day and I still don't feel I can pass judgment until I actually read the thing. Anyway, to sleep. Thanks for the ride, you crazy fucks.

>> No.6724177

>>6724134
>Yashiro Ikuko
Oyashiro-sama?

>> No.6724182
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>> No.6724184

>>6724134
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.6724185
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>> No.6724186

>>6724138
>64 MB
Yeah, right

>> No.6724187

So wait, was Ange = Hachijo true at all?

>> No.6724188

>>6724163

Hey man, it can be 64 mb easy if you compress it a little bit

>> No.6724192
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6724192

Well, time to watch some more Slayers.

At least it has a coherent plot.

>> No.6724193

>>6724182
The fuck is this place? A cinema? An aquarium?

>> No.6724194

>>6724134
As long as Hachijo isn't Yasu, I don't give a shit.
And if this is true, she clearly isn't.
Bitch be at the bottom of the sea now.

>> No.6724198
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>> No.6724199

64MB is for the only part of the EP that makes sense, LastendConductor

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>>6724177

>> No.6724205

Lots of screens, no translations.

>> No.6724206
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6724206

>>6724192
>At least it has a coherent plot.

>> No.6724207

>>6724188
Hey, I can write an algorithm, which will compress ep8 to 0 bit.
It will work not so great on everything else, though.

>> No.6724208

what about torrents for tsubasa and the fighting game?

>> No.6724210

So...it's over now?

I can go to bed safely, right?

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>>6724162

Same here man...

>> No.6724215

>>6724134
>Yashiro Ikuko
>Ikuko
>19子

Hmm...

>> No.6724216

>>6724206
Mountain Train was a totally logical plot device.

>> No.6724217

4 years hahahaha

>> No.6724223

>>6724205
It's the story of how Ange became famous and won a prize for fantasy (trollface.jpeg) literature starring Sakutaro.
The reveal with Ikuko happens after Ange became a famous writer so she gets to meet her again.
Also, Harry Potter jokes.

>> No.6724225

So, uh, Ange, and confronting Kasumi, and all that shit.

What happened with that?

>> No.6724226

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOTHING MAKES SENSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. DAMN IT RYUKISHI YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A WRITER

>> No.6724228

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=183234
and another one

>> No.6724231

In b4 Coco's route end where Beato is clinically dead at the bottom of the ocean, but someone's voice reaches her and she saves everyone from whatever crazy secret society threat is at the end.

>> No.6724233

And what about the "world peace" thing in the end of EP6? And with Amakusa? Did Ange marry him?

>> No.6724234

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=183234

And another one.

>> No.6724236

Fuck you Ryukishi, I want the time I've wasted with Umineko back!

>> No.6724239
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>> No.6724240

I have a feeling that not Ryukushi but Anon is horrribly, horribly trolling. And there are like five people at work here.
I request sauce for Hachijou killing Lambda... oh wait. You can't really even trust sauce anymore.
See ya.

>> No.6724241

>>6724234
>> 2.7 GiB

How come that one's so big compared to the 64MB one before?

>> No.6724242

>>6724240
If Anon is trolling, color me impressed.

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>>6724223

I just lost all hope...

>> No.6724244

Which one is the real torrent?

>> No.6724247

>>6724240
Yeah, I'm getting the same feeling. Can't trust anything, man

>> No.6724249

>>6724240

The screens are obviously(mostly) true but we can't trust the translations. A lot of stuff was slightly mistranslated in Ep6 and 7 and sounded way more batshit than it actually was.

>> No.6724251

>>6724242

Fucking.
Amateur.

>> No.6724252

>>6724241
~2.7GB is a sane size.
64MB is not.

>> No.6724254
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>> No.6724256

I honestly feel confused. I think this is the first time I regret spoiling myself. Maybe when I actually read the episode it will make sense and I might like it. Because right now its just one pile of clusterfuck shit.

>> No.6724260
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So what now? Kinzo?

>> No.6724261

And now pics are cycling

>> No.6724262

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNWJSI_iMAc
UMG vol.8.
A calming little break to help take our minds off of the shitfest of spoilers.

>> No.6724264
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6724264

Remember when people thought that whole EP7 was a big troll judging from the spoilers? I sure do.

>> No.6724266

REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT THAT EP8 WOULD EXPLAIN THE WHYDUNNIT?
YEAH, ME NEITHER

>> No.6724271

>>6724266
>explain why

After Episode 2, when did we EVER expect that to happen?

>> No.6724273

>>6724256

But this is the best time to be spoiled. I'm so glad it turned out like this. I get all excited for Ep.8 without actually knowing what's going on. That's why you play the game, remember?

>> No.6724274

So Battler is really Amakusa?
What about Kyrie / Rudolf / Asumu past?

>> No.6724277

So, did Eva get a good end?

>> No.6724278

>>6724274
>So Battler is really Amakusa?
Nope.

>What about Kyrie / Rudolf / Asumu past?
Rudolf switched the babies.

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>> No.6724281

>>6724274
Nope, amnesiac Battler is "Hachijo Tohya (the writer)" together with Hachijo.
Someone said something about Kinzo and Asumu earlier, but I was asleep at the time so I dunno, but it sounds like it's touched upon by the story.

>> No.6724282

???? reveals that Yasu is Amakusa. Beato jumps off the boat and commits suicide but that was the concept witch Beato whom Yasu killed in Ep7.

Fuck this shit.

>> No.6724285

>>6724277
>so, did it end?
fix'd

I have the feeling that E8 should be awesome by all means, I mean there is so much material to make awesome of, yet what is this I don't even

>> No.6724287
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At least I have a good excuse to post this picture.

>> No.6724290

>>6724262
Wow... that... actually did calm me down.

Thank you anon. You are a true hero in a moment of clusterfuck.

>> No.6724291

>>6724282
Called it~

>> No.6724293

>>6724282
Nice japanese text or screenshot accompanying that claim, broski.

>> No.6724297

>>6724282
This would be the icing on the troll cake.
Make it happen.

>> No.6724298

The only thing this episode explain is the baby switching and what happened after the tea party of episode 7.

Basically Battler and Beatrice both survived; Beatrice tried to kill herself by drowning and Battler followed cue cliffhanger.
Then in ??? it's shown that Battler lives with Hachijou, he lost most of his memories and has been writing the games with Hachijou to put things back together.
And in the end Battler is reunited with Ange

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>> No.6724300

What happened with Bernkastel?
Did she got away with all the shit she did?

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>>6724285
>I have the feeling that E8 should be awesome by all means

>> No.6724304

>>6724282

cool story bro. That is too retarded to be true, even for umineko

>> No.6724307

>My face when everything is confirmed true save for Lastend Conductor, which is a fake fanwork

>> No.6724308

>>6724300
Apparently, yet Lambda dies or some shit. I just woke up and fuck me I don't know what is going on.

>> No.6724314

>>6724299
so in the end AuAu owns Battler's dick?

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>>6724298
>he lost most of his memories
I fucking hate when people do that.

>> No.6724317

>>6724262
EP7 was so beautiful.

I'm eager to play EP8 and judge for myself. Right now I'm just reeling.

>> No.6724320

バトラーは、自殺で一緒に、魔女ベアトリスと一緒に死亡した。
永遠の死は一緒にしてください。
安らかに眠って、私の最も愛されている魔女、ベアトリーチェ。

唯一の"安田"として知られているベアトリスを殺した青年。
猫ボックスの物語を書きかけ、彼の永遠。
Episode 8: Twilight of the Golden Witch

>> No.6724321

>>6724262
No one has a link for it yet?

>> No.6724327
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>>6724317
>EP7 was so beautiful.

>> No.6724329

>>6724320
>ベアトリス

OH U

>> No.6724331

I guess this explains how Hachijo knew things that weren't even in the first two bottle letters and could write about it.
Battler surviving and being amnesiac is as cheap as it gets, though. Maybe the narration could make me swallow it like it did Yasu, but I doubt it.

>> No.6724335

>>6724331
Yeah, this.

I mean, amnesia? Isn't that plot twist number 1, or something?

>> No.6724336

>>6724115
Playing badminton, obviously!

>> No.6724337

Torrent link for Tsubasa anyone?

>> No.6724340

What a huge clusterfuck seriously.

>> No.6724341

>>6724089
Could someone translate this?

>> No.6724345

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUIT YOUNG KINZO DAMN

>> No.6724346

That's not young Kinzo that's old Battler.

>> No.6724347

sure sure Battler survived and all but shouldn't he go save Ange from being killed by Amakusa or something?

>> No.6724349

>>6724335
Pretty mucbh, number two is exchanged babies (which was already used)

>> No.6724352

Lion: Male or female?

I only need this confirmed.

>> No.6724353

>>6724352
Never gonna happen.

>> No.6724354

>>6724089

So she's alive?

What is going on!

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Picture has never been so related.

>> No.6724359
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>> No.6724362

All i'm feeling right now is this hollow feeling of dissapointment with this episode. Seriously screw you Ryukishi

>> No.6724363

I think people are collectviely not a giving a fuck right now. Best wait a few day till the dust clears, people give a trustworthy summary of the game and its possible alternate endings.

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6724367

>>6724352
Male

But what about those two?

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6724371

I really want to like Umineko, but you are making that fucking hard Ryukishi.

>> No.6724372

So, what happened to supposed alternate endings?

>> No.6724373

>>6724367
MISSION FAILED

YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED

YOU ARE THE CULPRIT OF THIS TROLL

>> No.6724375

>>6724367
>>6724367
>>6724367
>>6724367
>>6724367
>>6724367
SOURCE. I WANT SOURCE FOR MY MALE LION. I HAVE MONEY RIDING ON THIS.

>> No.6724377

>>6724367
Bullshit.

>> No.6724379

>>6724372
There is at least one Ange suicide end.

>> No.6724382

>>6724375
That money is going to be in limbo forever, son.

>> No.6724389

>>6724372
So far the only alternative you seem to have is if you choose "it's a trick", Ange killes herself. If you choose "it's magic", she becomes a writer and you have amnesiac 18.
Dunno where the golden coins or purple text figure into this, though.

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>> No.6724391

>>6724379

So you can get Ange suicide end or Battler amnesia end?

Pathetic...

>> No.6724393

>>6724389
Speaking of golden coins I NEED MORE PUZZLES NOW GODDAMNIT

>> No.6724394

>>6724389
>So far the only alternative you seem to have i if you choose "it's a trick", Ange killes herself.
Confirmed for best ending.

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>> No.6724397

>>6724389
uhh maybe that golden coin thing is from Tsubasa?

>> No.6724398

QUESTION:
Is Eva still Batman?

>> No.6724402

>>6724396
Bullshit.

>> No.6724403

>>6724398
She is still dead.

>> No.6724404

>>6724396
wtf
so lion had hot gay smex with fucking kawabata.

>> No.6724410

Is there a new portrait or not?

>> No.6724413

>>6724396
>>6724402
More like a funny, hilarious troll.
I mean nobody believed in this, right?
RIGHT?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH MAJI???

>> No.6724414

Hey, I went to bed early around 11 yesterday. if anyone can be so kind to update me on the spoilers that are out so far? What's up with Yasu and Shannon/Kanon and Ange and Lion and, well, everything? Thank you in advance.

>> No.6724415
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6724415

>trust novel writers, they are writing with love!

>> No.6724417

>>6724396
That's bullshit.
If anything, Erika is Kawabata's relative.

>> No.6724422

The thing with Beato, Battler and Ange leaving the island which was discussed a few threads before is fake?

Comment to other endings:
Ryukishi u fail! U really fail! Hopefully he's never writing bullshit like this again

>> No.6724424

Wow, Umineko is fucking stupid.

>> No.6724425

>>6724414
Nothing is resolved. Everybody dies.

>> No.6724426

>>6724414
Puzzles and suicides.

>> No.6724430

>>6724414
EP8 is Professor Layton in disguise.

>> No.6724433

>>6724414
THE ARISTOCRATS

>> No.6724435

Calling fake on all Win 2000 screenshots.

>> No.6724439

>>6724414
Episode 7 was the answer to who did it, not trolling.
This episode confirms Battler is Kyrie's baby and probably delves upon Kyrie's motivations (I've seen screens but was asleep too at the time), Lambda helps the good guys and Bern and Featherine "kill" her.
Also the probable true ending is Battler surviving with amnesy and being "Hachijo Tohya" together with the woman we've already seen with that name.

>> No.6724441
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True face of Ryukishi07.

>> No.6724443
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>>6724402
>>6724413
>>6724396

but... but what about his wedding with batora?!

>> No.6724445

>skipped previous threads.

So, what about Umineko Tsubasa?

>> No.6724448

Is there any motive given for Kyrie aside from "LOL GOLD"?

>> No.6724450

>>6724445
Nobody knows.

>> No.6724451
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6724451

You rike it?

>> No.6724452

>>6724448
Without olev it cannot be seen.

>> No.6724453

>>6724448
Nope.avi

>> No.6724454

im sorry but this is stupid.
i dont know what to think

>> No.6724455

>>6724448
None whatsoever

>> No.6724457

>>6724448
Yes.
If you hadn't noticed it yet, you're a retard.

>> No.6724458

So is the meta real or is it a delusion?

>> No.6724459

>>6724448
BUT SHE WASN'T A BAD PERSON LOLOLOLOL

>> No.6724461

You need to solve all of the previous puzzles correctly before the "trick" scene. If you do picking that option wont get you killed and the real truth will start to unravel

>> No.6724463

There are no bad people, he said.
This is the true tale of Rokkenjima, he said.

>> No.6724464
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6724464

>everybody dies
>amnesiac Battler
>Lambda died
>everything was fanfiction
>Erika is a middle aged guy
>Harry Potter Sakutaro

>> No.6724466

>>6724461
nice fake spoilers without source fuckface

>> No.6724468

>>6724461
>solve bullshit mindtwisters with no connection to the plot to receive the truth

Sounds plausible.

>> No.6724469

Lambda didnt really die, right?

>> No.6724472

Wait, weren't we supposed to have three endings?
a) Ange suicides
b) Battler amnesia
c) ???

>> No.6724473

>>6724461
What happens if I fuck up on the puzzles and go with magic? Will I be fucked by goats as well?

>> No.6724474

>>6724466

Nothing else really makes sense though.

>> No.6724475

>>6724468
You mean you don't like figuring out the atomic number of platinum to solve THE HEART of some serial murders?

>> No.6724482

>>6724458
Delusion of Battler who try to put back his memories together.
Bernkastel is Hachijou's cat, Lambda is a cake (seriously)

>> No.6724485

>>6724464
>>Erika is a middle aged guy
this is bullshit until supported by screens
also Lambda probably didn't die, she "died" like Beatrice and Erika.
everything else is spot on.

>> No.6724489

>>6724473
You get the Battler amnesia ending

>> No.6724491

so if you make mistake and go with "trick" you are fucked
you get amnesia ending if you make mistake and choose magic or if are all correct and choose magic?

>> No.6724493

I still have not seen screenshots of amnesia Battler.
Suicide Ange, yes, but nothing about amnesia Battler.

>> No.6724496

>>6724491

yep

>> No.6724499

>>6724493
They're the ones with "young Kinzo". Ryukishi loves to reutilize sprites.

>> No.6724502

>>6724482
I've never seen a cake chasing a cat around claiming it loves the cat...

>> No.6724503

>>6724493
>>6724299

>> No.6724504

>>6724482
fuck...now we will be hearing retarded things like this... ;______________;

>> No.6724505

>>6724482

This can't be real...

What about the fucking Tea Party?

>> No.6724507

>>6724493
see
>>6724299

>> No.6724512

So what happen if all answers are correct and you choose trick or magic?
And isn't the amnesia Battler the ???
At the very least it seems to be considered the final ending in 2ch

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>>6724464
>>6724396

which cagerst

>> No.6724516
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6724516

Ep8 in a nutshell

>> No.6724517

>>6724505
no, its obviously not true, lol

>> No.6724518

>>6724482
Seriously?

Ryu, I am fucking disappointed. I didn't expect a masterpiece, but, seriously?

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>>6724482
>>Bern is a cat
>>Lambda is a cake
Please tell me this is a joke.

>> No.6724523

So what did Japan think about this EP?
Do they have their heads full of fuck, like us?

>> No.6724525

What happened to lolicon-Kinzo?

>> No.6724527

Battler: "Why can't I remember all of these personalities!?" or something like that.

>> No.6724530

>>6724523
They keep calling it shit.

>> No.6724533
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6724533

hi guys what's going on in this thread

>> No.6724534

EP8: Trainwreck of the Golden Witch.

>> No.6724535

>>6724512
SO THERE ARE FOUR ENDINGS?! /raging faggot

>> No.6724540

one a 1-10 scale, how much more did this troll you than ep 6?

>> No.6724543

>>6724540
Impossible to measure

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>>6724482
>my face

>> No.6724549
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shit goes round in ryukishi's head

>> No.6724550

>>6724540
oh, EP6...old good times when we still had such vast pallette of posibilities to unfold...

>> No.6724551

I NOW UNDERSTAND LAMBDA'S DEATH
SHE'S A CAKE
SHE DIED KILLED BY FEATHERINE
THAT MEANS THAT TOYA ATE HER
FUCKING GENIUS

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finally YASU SPRITE!

>> No.6724558
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6724558

I rike Rayton and fans rike Rayton aswell, so i put Rayton in EP8.
Arsou, Batora's head is furr of dustu.
Did ju rike?

>> No.6724559

>>6724540
There's a difference between trolling and being disappointed by unbelievably cheap narrative

>> No.6724560

>>6724482
A cake...?
What is Ryukishi THINKING!?

>> No.6724561

>>6724551
im sorry but where did you guys even get this Lambda cake bullshit?

>> No.6724562

NO ANSWERS
AND FUCK ME, WHERE THE HELL IS THE "SWEET" IN THIS BITTERSWEET ENDING?

>> No.6724564

>>6724555
FUUUUUUUU---

>> No.6724565
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6724565

Please Oyashiro-sama, make that the others ending won't be a piece of shit.

>> No.6724566

>>6724562
Well Battler lives and get reunited with Ange like 30 years later

>> No.6724567

>>6724482
LIKE I SAID BEFORE I WANT WHATEVER RYU SMOKES

>> No.6724568

>>6724562

No bittersweet just a mouthful of shit

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>>6724551
my mind has been shattered in a million pieces

>> No.6724572

>>6724551
I really want whatever it is that Ryukishi is smoking.

>> No.6724574

I remember vaguely in one of the conversations of Bern and Lambda that Lambda resembles a cake with pink frosting. So I guess this is what Ryukishi meant by leaving hints in all of the episodes.

>> No.6724576

>>6724574
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKk

>> No.6724577

I'll wait until full spoilers are out and I read it, but so far Umineko ended in ep. 5 for me. That's the last time I gave a shit.

>> No.6724579

I love people raging without even reading it.

Is fucking funny.

>> No.6724581

>>6724562
Battler is alive and Ange is reunited with his brother.
Who basically realized all along he was an Ushiromiya but didn't feel comfortable enough to come out about it to Ange or Eva and chose instead to publish multiple fanfiction books about it to sort his memories.

A++ would read again and subscribe to 7th Expansion's newsletter

>> No.6724583

I... I no longer know if I should laugh or cry...

>> No.6724584
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Kyrie background story confirmed to be truth

>> No.6724585
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MORAL OF THE STORY - DON'T BE PART OF THE USHIROMIYA FAMILY

AND HAVE RED HAIR IF YOU CAN'T AVOID IT

>> No.6724587

>>6724579
Rage all the time.

>> No.6724590

>>6724584
So fake. It can't be faker.

>> No.6724594

>>6724590

it isn't fake, it's sent from both diffrent readers of umineko EP8

>> No.6724597

>>6724594
Working together to fake.

>> No.6724599

I just hope Rifyu and shroedinger create new Umineko comics.

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>>6724584
>Kyrie background story

>> No.6724601

>>6724584
can you even read what's written on there? Real Madrid and Arsenal are Kyrie background?
Don't "confirm" things if you don't know moon faggot.

>> No.6724604

>>6724396
Boat crashes and the sea turn you into a little girl?

>> No.6724605

>>6724581
>Who basically realized all along he was an Ushiromiya but didn't feel comfortable enough to come out about it to Ange or Eva and chose instead to publish multiple fanfiction books about it to sort his memories.
No....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW THE HELL WERE WE SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.6724607

>>6724604
SUCH IS LIFE ON ROKKENJIMA

>> No.6724608

lambda=cake? i dont know how umineko works but damn she better just have been kicked off the game board, i want my spin off

>> No.6724609

>>6724581
How is Ange reunited with him if she got shot to death by Kasumi's goons?

>> No.6724610

BATTLER IS A WRITER
BERN IS A CAT
LAMBDA IS A CAKE

WHEN THEY CRY 4
GET THE FUCK OUT OF ROKKENJIMA

>> No.6724613

>>6724601

U faggot it's said there that Sumadera have business company in Madrid lol

>> No.6724614

>>6724605

With love

>> No.6724615
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6724615

wait wait

wait
what?

>> No.6724616

>>6724605

How else would Hachijou know all that detail?

But still, this is out of the left of left field.

>> No.6724622

>>6724609
That was Battler's fanfiction

>> No.6724623

>>6724601
Kasumi is the president of the Real Madrid. That's why Kyrie is crying, she likes Barcelona more. Rudolf is going to shoot her because his favorite team is Arsenal.

>> No.6724626

>>6724622
So Amakusa doesn't exist?
;_;

>> No.6724627

>>6724482

This is fucking impossible.

They had so much characterization in Chiru and they end up as a cat and a cake?

Even Ryu wouldn't do something so retarded.

>> No.6724629

other endings where?

>> No.6724630

so Gohda is Maria's father confirmed?

>> No.6724632

>>6724623
As usual, Kyrie has a shitty taste choosing things.

>> No.6724633
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6724633

>Bern is a cat
Well duh makes sense

>Lambda is a cake
What

WHAT?

>> No.6724634

>>6724622
So what's the deal with Eva?

>> No.6724635

This whole Battler-Ange ending.
It's not bittersweet, it's shit. What the fuck, Ryukishi. What about all the other characters we've grown to love?
Well, except Jouji.

>> No.6724637

>>6724627
yes. this definitely...its too retarded its definitely too retarded

>> No.6724638

>>6724629
Only other ending is Ange kills herself.
Amnesic Battler is the true end found in the ???

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So everything was made up by Battler...
whose hair is turning white for some reason and is insanely obsessed with Beatrice?

>> No.6724646

>>6724635
Speaing of which, what happened to George in episode 8? Did he get NTR'd?

>> No.6724647

Something Ryu neevr explaiend is the sitting order at the family dinner.
It's nonsensical.

>> No.6724648

Does anyone remember ages ago someone posted an image of Lambdadelta, saying she looked like a cake?

Fucking foreshadowing.

>> No.6724650

>>6724642
His hair is white because he is old.
This scene takes place in modern day meaning 2010 or more

>> No.6724651

I bet RK is laughing is balls of right about now, drinking champagne just after new years.

"I got them, hahaha! I got all of them!"

>> No.6724653
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Anime Battler had the right idea all along.

>> No.6724654

Featherinne ATE Lambda. She's the fucking cake.

>> No.6724655

>>6724422
hurrr hurrr hurrr
trolls of Anon's trolls of a Futaba's trolls of Ryukushi's trolls

>> No.6724656

>>6724633
NO IT DOESNT MAKE FUCKING SENSE
OKAY, I DONT CARE ABOUT
this bullshit story, i dont care about Battler Beatrice and how awesome it was in EP 1-4 and even in EP5, but FUCK FUCK LEAVE MY LAMBDA AND BERN OUT OF THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.6724659

>>6724650
AT BEST HE IS 42.
YOUR HAIR IS NOT THAT FUCKING ALBINO AT 42.

>> No.6724660

>>6724626

None of the good characters do. Shit sucks.

Battler doesn't deserve to live.

>> No.6724662

>>6724647

The real ending explains that its symbolic. Battler, the white king facing against the culprit, the black king.

>> No.6724666

>>6724650
Wait. Battler should be 42 years old in 2010.
Kinzo was in his 20s when he met Beatrice Castiglioni.

WHY IS RYUKISHI USING THE SAME SPRITE DAMN IT

>> No.6724667

>>6724635
>What about all the other characters we've grown to love?

They either died or were fake characters born in Battler's broken brain.

Fuck you Ryukishi. God fucking dammit you suck!

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Oh god.

It's a glorious trainwreck.

>> No.6724671

>>6724651
R07's e-penis is so hard right now.

Also surely is yelling "I DID IT! I TROLLED THE READERS!" to a BT Portrait

>> No.6724674

There's gotta be one more ending. Get everything right and choose "Tricks". IT HAS TO BE

>> No.6724677

>>6724666
>Kinzo was in his 20s when he met Beatrice Castiglioni.
DERP.

>> No.6724678

>>6724659
DILF BATTLER AMIRITE.FANARTS WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!!!1111

>> No.6724679

>>6724656
It's just how Chesters are actually bunnies and guns. Just because that's their origin doesn't mean they are less of a character. You should've expected this bullshit from the start.

>> No.6724683

>>6724638
so what, it doesnt matter whether you answer right or wrong for the riddles, who will you choose as a culprit when Bern asks you etc?

>> No.6724685

Stupid 2ch, get your riddles right and unlock the TRUE ending.

;__;

>> No.6724687

>>6724653

BTW, What happened with Beatrice's question in the end of Episode 4?

Who am I?

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Yasu sprite!

>> No.6724692

>>6724650
>His hair is white because he is old.
>This scene takes place in modern day meaning 2010 or more
Then explain why Tohya looks exactly the same as in 1998.

>> No.6724695

>>6724635
I didn't even want the dead guys to survive so much as I wanted closure for them.

But nope! They're dead. Dead as a doornail. Should have been born with ginger hair.

>> No.6724697

>>6724686
New thread.

>> No.6724698

>>6724666
Kinzo already had his sons during WWII (Surely only Krauss and Eva).

He was arround his 30-40s

So he died with 80 or so

>> No.6724701

>>6724692
Because fiction

>> No.6724702

God damn, it's useless. It's all useless.
Fuck Battler. Fuck Ange.
I want my good characters like Jessica and Eva.
This is just a disappointment, you can't even rage at this.

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End of the golden witch was the last umineko game. Nothing can make me change my mind.

>> No.6724706

>>6724685
keep hoping for that buddy

>> No.6724708

> 34 is a cake

The cake is a lie.

We should have known better.

>> No.6724711

Wait, so let me get this straight
wrong answers on the Layton puzzles and trick = Ange suicide
wrong answers on the layton puzzle and magic = Beato and Battler jump off a nice boat
right answers on the Layton puzzles and magic = Amnesia and Sakutaro potter
Right answers on the Layton puzzles and trick = ?

>> No.6724715

EP8 is Ryukishi's wicked ceremony to resurrect BT.

Or he simply went mad.

>> No.6724720

>>6724702
Hey, Eva survived.

But yeah, Jessica died due to a person who had shitty motives at best to kill her.

Shit sucks.

>> No.6724742

>>6724720
My waifu was most important to me.
;_;

FUUUCK.

>> No.6724757

>>6724679

This may be true for furniture, but what about Lambda and Bern? What about all the Higurashi references? What about their past and logic errors?

It was all retarded, pointless bullshit?

>> No.6724784

>>6724757
The way it's looking now...

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