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Umineko EP8 spoilers

>>6718861

>> No.6719469
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It won't stop!

>> No.6719471
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LOLI ANGAN
BERN CRYAN
KINZO PEDOPHILAN
ASUMU WHATHEFUCKAN

>> No.6719474

>>6719469
WHAT

>> No.6719477
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>>6719469

>> No.6719478

Is it really surprising that Kinzo's alive? I mean, this is probably Battler telling Ange a made up story

>> No.6719480

>>6719469
Oh EP8

You silly thing

>> No.6719482

>>6719469
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

>> No.6719483

KINZO IS ALIVE AND HE'S A LOLICON.
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF NOTHING

>> No.6719484

Do you wish to live in this world Ange?

>Yes
>no

>> No.6719485

>>6719469
>S/he wants to fuck

>> No.6719487

>>6719484
This. Fake world.

>> No.6719488

>>6719469
oh dear god

>> No.6719492

there's no Yasu, only Kinzo and his harem

>> No.6719493

>>6719469
MAKE IT STOP

>> No.6719494

Fuck, the 2chan thread maxed out.

>> No.6719495

Where are the Asumu picks?

>> No.6719498

>>6719494
http://yuzuru.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameama/1293762523/

>> No.6719500

>>6719484

CHOOSE YES THIS WORLD IS AWESOME.

Loli Ange, Loli loving Kinzo, Beatrice being all brotastic...

>> No.6719501

>>6719495
There is no Asumu shit in the episode so far already, jeez.

>> No.6719502
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>>6719482
"Anymore"?

>> No.6719503

LIES LIES ITS ALL LIES!

>> No.6719507

>>6719469
Battler, Yasu, Ange threesome confirmed?

>> No.6719511

>>6719498
Yeah, I found it already.

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Is that a closed room pic on the right?

>> No.6719518
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>> No.6719519

>>6719512

as far as I can tell it is.

>> No.6719521

>>6719518
[Why is everything like this?]

>> No.6719523
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>mfw Bern's game will rape the shit out of all this "Everyone is pedo for Ange and Yasu gets his/her fuck"

>> No.6719527

>>6719518
Oh, Ange. You poor thing.

>> No.6719528

Oh shit its getting cloudy?

>> No.6719531
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>>6719512
Holy shit yes it does!

>> No.6719534

>>6719521
You're new to thing, aren't you.
Those are Japanese quotation marks, not brackets.

>> No.6719535

>>6719518
That's just asking for it, Ange.

>> No.6719536

>>6719519
EP 8 includes all the previous chiru games, could be a previous closed room pic

>> No.6719538

>>6719512

EP5

>> No.6719539

>>6719512

It's from one of the previous episodes.

>> No.6719542

>>6719469
So apparently Piece-Battler knows everything. This is weird as hell.

>> No.6719543

>>6719521
It's kind of like "this"

>> No.6719548
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>UMINEKO PLOT SPOILER

>> No.6719549

Asumu is Kinzo's daughter

LoliAnge

Bern crying

>ohboyherewego.jpg

>> No.6719550

MEANWHILE IN HAPPY AWESOME LAND, KINZO RAPES A LOLI

>> No.6719551

>・今回の戦人は魔女と魔法ほ肯定している模様
>・今までのエピソードは未来での捏造、
もしくは縁寿の勝手な思い込みである可能性が濃厚
>・登場ベアトは金蔵に黄金を与えたビーチェの孫でありとして
親族会議に招かれた(戦人と面識有り)

>> No.6719552

>>6719518
THE SEAGULLS SHALL CRY

>> No.6719553

>>6719549
>Asumu is Kinzo's daughter
Nope.avi

>> No.6719558

Wait, why the hell would Beatrice just appear in front of Ange and Battler like that? What's the explanation given? How can Battler know all along?

>> No.6719559

>>6719551
It's like Battler wrote a fan fiction.

>> No.6719560

>>6719551

As I thought, incoming reality check soon

>> No.6719561

>・今までのエピソードは未来での捏造
NEWS FLASH: EVERYTHING UP UNTIL NOW WAS A LIE

>> No.6719565 [DELETED] 

Out of curiosity, some people on /jp/ have sent Ryukishi emails int eh past, right? Would anybody happen to remember that email address, by chance?

>> No.6719568

>Kinzo
>lolicon-ing

My new hero.

>> No.6719569

>>6719551
>>6719561
Shotguns in 3, 2,1

>> No.6719571

>Kinzo is a lolicon
Ryukishi has been reading too much rifyu

>> No.6719572

So it looks like granddaughter-Beatrice was INVITED to the conference.
It's like a huge fucking happyfest.

>> No.6719573

>>6719561
A-are we going to get a Coco's route kind of ending??

Oh god...I still have faith in R07

>> No.6719574

Out of curiosity, some people on /jp/ have sent Ryukishi emails in the past, right? Would anybody happen to remember that email address, by chance?

>> No.6719576

>>6719561
ah, to think this will be the last emotional joyride of Umineko...

You mean, as in fake spoilers, or LoliAnge living a lie?

>> No.6719577

>>6719469
Battler says she's Beatrice's granddaughter.

What the fuck is going on.

>> No.6719578

>>6719558
Battler's all-too-perfect fanfic. Maybe he's trying to tell Ange to endure the truth, even if it's harsh, because it's the truth? Maybe he's showing her she wouldn't feel at ease in a fantasy world like this.

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A HAPPY STORY?!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX

>> No.6719581

This is some sort of huge mindscrew

Not sure how to begin making sense of it.

>> No.6719582

>>6719551
This episode Battler supports the existence of magic.
All the episodes up until now have likely been future forgeries, or things Ange just assumed.
The Beato who shows up was invited to the conference as the grandchild of Bice who gave Kinzo the gold (she and Battler already know each other).

>> No.6719583

>>6719561
This doesn't mean those were fake spoilers, but that everything up until now was a fabrication by/for Ange.

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>>6719551

Looks like I will like this episode.

>> No.6719588

>>6719579
SHUT UP KYRIE

>> No.6719590

>>6719561
>可能性が濃厚

Don't jump to conclusions yet.

>> No.6719592

>>6719582
>All the episodes up until now have likely been future forgeries, or things Ange just assumed.
>The Beato who shows up was invited to the conference as the grandchild of Bice who gave Kinzo the gold (she and Battler already know each other).
What.

You mean everything we know was a lie?

>> No.6719593

okay, when does shit get bloody?

>> No.6719594

please use spoiler bars for everything..

>> No.6719595

Umineko: Still shit. Big surprise.

>> No.6719599

>>6719592
Not exactly. It's just likely that none of it actually happened.
Which has been popular theory for ages now anyway, so... yeah.

>> No.6719604

>>6719594
NO

>> No.6719608

>>6719561

Battler is bullshitting so hard.

>> No.6719609

>>6719594
Protip: this is a SPOILER-THREAD. if you don´t want to ge spoil´d, get the hell out.

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>>6719592
Yeah... And then they lived happily ever after
THE END

>> No.6719611

>>6719594
No.
Just hide the thread if you don't what to read spoilers, or get of /jp/.

>> No.6719614

>>6719594
Better stay away from /jp/ for a while. Come back in a couple of months.

>> No.6719615

>>6719604

I think you mean

NO

>> No.6719616

lol i knew it was magic along, you yasu fags got owned

>> No.6719617

>>6719610
Dropped.

>> No.6719618

>None of the games ever happened
>Game ends with a scene with everyone in a pool of blood
>All of this was a before death type of thing for battler

BAD END

>> No.6719619

>>6719593
The same time that all the other episodes got bloody. Duh.

>> No.6719620

>>6719594
Git. Leave dis heh tred if ya dun wanna be spahueld.

>> No.6719622

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, THE END.

Meanwhile, R7 rolls around in money, laughing and crying himself to sleep thinking about how many games he sold. Master of trolling.

I still don't see how anyone can still care at this point.

>> No.6719623

Are they saying Shannon and Kanon don't even exist at all?

>> No.6719624
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>> No.6719626

>>6719622
07 gets PAID?

>> No.6719627

Battler said at the very end of 7 that he was going to tell Ange a story that was happy and not scary.

We're obviously not going to get the good stuff until the Tea Party.

>> No.6719628

>>6719622
Battler wake up, Its time for school!
Wh.. what?
O SHIT IM LATE!!!
THE END

>> No.6719629

>>6719623

Did Ange ever mention them in EP4? The troll of trolls, they weren't different people they weren't the same person they weren't even there.

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>>6719592
>my face when people who suspected some "lol it´s all a dream"-trollend, were literally flamed away during the last episodes

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OH GOD

>> No.6719636

>>6719626
Anime and manga royalties, I assume. There's also merchandise and the games themselves.

>> No.6719637

wow, everything you guys believed in got dumped, r07 owned the shit out of /jp/.

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>ゲロカス
What does this mean?

>> No.6719640

>>6719631

Explain further, you don't make sense.

>> No.6719641

Battler be trollan.

>> No.6719643
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At the end it reveals this is just yet another possibility of what happened.

And the lovely catbox of Rokkenjima stayed forever closed.

The end. Or is it? Perhaps you can write your own tale of what took place in that box?

>> No.6719644

>>6719639
>stop reading japanese vn, gaijin scum!

>> No.6719646

>>6719639
It's literally "trash", but in Umineko fandom it's basically meme-speak for "delusion/illusion". Sometimes people use it as a nickname for Bern, too, ala "Trollkastel".

>> No.6719648

>>6719636
he gave the royalties for umineko to charity. idk about the manga though.

>> No.6719649

>>6719643
Sounds like typical Jap bullshit, I'd believe it.

>> No.6719652

>>6719643
NEXT EPISODE: UMINEKO KAI

>> No.6719653

>>6719646
Thank you. I assume that's where "grks" came from, too?

>> No.6719654

>>6719643
I like this ending actually

>> No.6719655

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a LOL ALL A DREAM! ending.
the golden butterflies, remember that old chinese story about how a guy knew he was dreaming because he saw golden butterflies that was mentioned in the cowboy bebop movie? golden butterflies everywhere then spike wakes up.

WHEN THEY CRY 4

>> No.6719658

>>6719643
>And the lovely catbox of Rokkenjima stayed closed until he made 2.0 because he was low on cash
fix´d.

>> No.6719659

>>6719643
Stop that. It sounds far too much like something Ryukishi would do for my liking.

>> No.6719660

>>6719653
Yup.

>> No.6719665

Think about it, he is already upset with his fans, hes gonna make the worst possible ending ever with random trolling/light saber duels and epic over the top craziness.. brace for shit storm.

>> No.6719666

>>6719643
This is... probably what's going to happen, isn't it?

>> No.6719667
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>> No.6719668

I knew the ending would suck, the story has been on a downward spiral since five, I'm just hoping for some Jessica wincest.

>> No.6719671

So Battler is bullshiting a happy story for Ange. But Ange has the Key to the closed box and it's up to her (the reader) to decide if she accepts this world or checks what really happened.

That's what I'm getting from it.

>> No.6719673

Why have the screens stopped? Seems suspicious.

>> No.6719674

Judging by the amount of trolling thats already in this thread when some random jap is not even half-way done with the story, I expect substantial amounts of butthurt in the coming weeks.

more butthurt than you can shake a stick at

>> No.6719678

>>6719667
"I won't accept this ending."

>> No.6719681

>>6719667
>>6719678
Bern or Ange?

>> No.6719683

>>6719673

boring shit not worth mentioning

>> No.6719684
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Suddenly:

>> No.6719685

>>6719667
>black background
>Single line of text
AND SO IT BEGINS

>> No.6719687

>>6719671

AND THEN ANGE KEPT HER PEACE

THE END

>> No.6719688

>>6719678

BERN TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.6719689

>>6719684
YES, LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>> No.6719691

>>6719667
FUCK YEAH BERN!

>> No.6719692

>>6719684
This is fake.

>> No.6719695
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>>6719667

HELL YES YES SHOW ME THE REAL TRUTH

>> No.6719697

>>6719681
I'm assuming Ange. She has the key after all. She's called bullshit on the whole thing. And thus,

HERE.

WE.

FUCKING.

GO.

>> No.6719698
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>>6719684
YES
LET'S ROLL

>> No.6719700
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>> No.6719703

haha the thread on 2ch is going just as fast as this one

>> No.6719705

>>6719678

dreadofthegrave.ogg

>> No.6719709

>>6719684
"fake spoilers!"

>> No.6719710

>>6719678
my body has been ready

>> No.6719712
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>>6719667
>>6719678
>0h_executioner_m.ogg

>> No.6719714

>>6719705
That'd be an amazing theme for Bern this time.

>Battler showing bullshit
>Bern: NO SHIT!

>> No.6719715

>>6719692
If >>6719684 is fake, then >>6719667 must be fake as well, since they're from the same ID.

>> No.6719716

Sort of irrelevant, but I hope Dread of the Grave plays in this episode.

I sort of miss it.

>> No.6719717

>>6719673
The guy was eating lunch.

>> No.6719725

>>6719715
>うんその、もう時間なんだ、ごめんね
>じゃあまた会おうノシ

Looks like the same guy is leaving, so nothing new from him for now.

>> No.6719727

"FUCK THIS SHIT. IT'S GO TIME, YOU BLUE HAIRED HUSSY"

>> No.6719728

Can someone link me to the 2chan thread?

>> No.6719730

Sorry, but >>6719667 is fake because it's posted by the guy who posted >>6719684, which basically says I've been making fake spoilers since EP5, sorrylol.

>> No.6719731

>>6719681
ern.
Battler and Ange together could defeat "Beatrice". So Ange coming is an happy ending.

So...

>> No.6719733

>>6719684
any quick translation / gist for this one? Is this before or after the "I don't accept this ending"

>> No.6719734

>>6719705
>>6719712
I'm more thinking "Answer". Remember Answer? From episode 2? It played when Battler and Beatrice officially started their game.

>> No.6719737

Battler lied

People died

>> No.6719739

>>6719700 is real though.

>> No.6719743

Link to 2ch thread?
can't navigate for shit on that site

>> No.6719744

>>6719737
Erika bride


Ange cried

>> No.6719745
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>>6719730

>trolling is like breathing

>> No.6719750
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continuing here...

>> No.6719754

>>6719744

Beato guide

Ange meat pie

>> No.6719755

>>6719743
http://yuzuru.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gameama/1293762523/

>> No.6719756

>>6719734

answer has always been my favorite bgm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U209xHIvW8

>> No.6719758

>>6719734
Answer is one of the best tracks in the game, how could I forget?

I want to go back through... wish I had time to go through it all again.

>> No.6719759
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>> No.6719760

>>6719755
thanks, much appreciated!

>> No.6719762

>>6719750
>message bottle
uh oh

>> No.6719764

>>6719754

Natsuhi pride

Kinzo hide

>> No.6719765

>>6719745
Still can't read anything besides ep 5 in this, so was >>6719730 right or not?

>> No.6719766

>>6719756
>>6719758
Same here. Fucking love Answer. I hope it's in this episode.

>> No.6719767

>>6719756
mortal stampede is better

>> No.6719775

>>6719765
From the words I can decypher, yeah, the guy's right. The maker of those screens liked trolling, so he kept rolling.

>> No.6719776

>>6719767
It ain't got shit on Monochrome Clock.

>> No.6719777

When are we going to get the zts track? That is the number one thing I care about.

Something that can top the executioner... Possibly a remix of all of the previous songs... I'm jizzing my pants just thinking of the possibilities.

>> No.6719780

>>6719759
[Land] of the golden witch.

>> No.6719782

>>6719777
I'm sorry, but the best Umineko-related track ever was made some time ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyPsn4fK5kc
Don't bother preparing yourself. It's impossible.

>> No.6719788

>>6719764

Everyone died

Eva survived

>> No.6719789

Beato put a total of 3 message bottles out. Land of the golden witch was found personally by the one who would forge all future letters.

>> No.6719791

>>6719737
>>6719744
>>6719764
Why am I laughing so hard? Do continue.

>> No.6719792

In other slowpoke news

Banquet
Alliance
Twilight
Turn
Legend
End
Requiem

Dawn

>> No.6719794

>>6719780
So I wasn't the only one. Nice.

>> No.6719797

Loli-Ange's hand pose is weird. I keep seeing her giving the middle finger.

>> No.6719802

>>6719797
That's what she thinks of your pedophilia.

>> No.6719803

>>6719782
Wrong again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnTwpWn-7IM

>> No.6719805
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Now that looks legit.

>> No.6719808

Guys. I don't think anyone pointed it out yet, but isn't this just like the stitched together Kakera Bern made in Ep7? So It's not that unusual to have Beato running around and whatever.

But we were promised the kind of detective going around solving mysteries thing... does that come later? No choices either...

>> No.6719809
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>>6719797

It could be worse

>> No.6719811

>>6719792

Banquet
Alliance
Twilight
Turn
Legend
End
Requiem

Dawn
Land

We can all DL Battler now!

>> No.6719815

>>6719803
I'm sorry, but although Golden Nocturne is good, you REALLY need to listen to what I linked to. It goes for ten minutes, and it just keeps getting better and better as it goes along. You really do need to listen to it. And don't skip around. Just give it a listen.

>> No.6719816

>>6719808
>But we were promised the kind of detective going around solving mysteries thing
Huh?

>> No.6719818

>>6719805
Yeah, because that cake totally looks real and convincing, and not fake at all.

>> No.6719820

>>6719805
"Choose a cake"

>> No.6719823

>>6719805
Hahaha, I was just about to post this too.
It's a fucking cake. You get to choose pieces of a fucking cake.

>>6719818
No dude, it's real.

>> No.6719824

>>6719805
pfff, the cake is a lie.

>> No.6719825

>>6719788

Chapel's side

Bern's wild ride

>> No.6719829

>>6719811
DL Battler? ...Download Battler?

You wouldn't download a Battler.

>> No.6719831

>>6719805

oh boy food puzzles

i love those

>> No.6719832

>>6719792

Dawn is Battler's game already so why would it need to be part of his name?

>> No.6719835

>>6719816
read everything again. and also ryukishi's interviews.

>> No.6719836

>>6719815
executionerfag here... I listened to most of it, but I still will always love the executioner and miragecoordinator the best.

>> No.6719837

>>6719823
Oh god what. Why on Earth would Ryu even do that? It's just silly.

>> No.6719838

>>6719805
CHOICES

>> No.6719839

>>6719805
What. This is real? I just don't believe it.

>> No.6719840

15 pieces of cake, not 16.

what is this i don't even-

>> No.6719842

>>6719820

WHAT IS THIS MASS EFFECT?

>> No.6719843

Are they talking about the cake representing the number of people?

>> No.6719845

>>6719825
Kyrie bides

Eva hides

>> No.6719846

>>6719792
>>6719811
>B
>A
>T
>T
>L
>E
>R
>D

WE ALL GOT BATTLER'D, PEOPLE.

>> No.6719847

>今回の縁寿は分かりやすくいうとコナン君

>> No.6719851

Someone on 2ch mentioned this: there are 7 Stake sisters, 3 Eiserne Jungfrau, 3 Siestas (since one died), plus Zepar and Furfur altogether make 15. Unrelated, but lol.

>> No.6719853

>>6719829
Oh yes I would.

>> No.6719855

>>6719845

George is wide
The cake needs to hide

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>>6719840
>15

WHATTHEFUAUFGAUFGSADGSAUY

>> No.6719859

Oh my god, I just noticed it...

The cake is NOT a lie!

>> No.6719860

Not even going to bother making sense of this yet, I just want to see the ending.

>> No.6719861

calling it now, one of the cakes has the ring in it

why?

who the fuck knows

>> No.6719864

>>6719846
>L.
>B
>A
>T
>T
>L
>E
>R
>D

We got Lord Battler'd. Show some fucking respect for the man who Battler'd you

>> No.6719868

>>6719840
>>6719843
The confusing thing is that there are only 15, though. But presumably, yeah.

>>6719847
Well, obviously. Who else?

>> No.6719871

>>6719847
>Ange is like Conan ie older Ange in loli Ange's body

>> No.6719874

>>6719782
Pretty good not the best though

>> No.6719875

>>6719855
Oh shit, why did I laugh so hard?!

>> No.6719876

>>6719811
>LOL OMG WE CAN DL BATTLER xD
You're a moron.

>> No.6719878

>>6719847
>Yukari Hitoshi this rather clearly Conan

Yea, Google isn't helping.

>> No.6719879

>>6719845

Natsuhi IN THE EYES

Kuwadorian where gold lies

>> No.6719883
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Lol.
Bern is crying?

>> No.6719884

>>6719878
Yukari Hitoshi = Ange. No idea what Conan is, though.

>> No.6719885
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>> No.6719887

>>6719879
magical gohda fries

everyone wearing ties

>> No.6719888

>>6719878
>Google translate
Always good for a laugh.

>> No.6719889
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>> No.6719892

>>6719805

GOHDA PLANTED SMALL BOMBS IN THE CAKE CALLING IT NOW

>> No.6719893

>>6719879
The cake lied.
The seagulls cried.

>> No.6719894

>>6719885
I DON'T UNDERSTAND RYUKISHI

>> No.6719895

Typical umineko fans.

>> No.6719897

>>6719805

Why didn't he just take a picture of a cake and filter it like he does for other objects?

>> No.6719899

>>6719884
Conan as in Detective Conan?

>> No.6719900

>>6719885
oh god

OH GOD WHAT

>> No.6719901

>>6719878
>>6719884
>To put it simply, this time around Ange is like Detective Conan.
God, you people.

>> No.6719902

>>6719864
>9 letters
Uh, we didn't get nine episodes broski.

>> No.6719905

>>6719885
...why am I reminded of Professor Layton?

>> No.6719908

>>6719856
And kinzo and Ange on the island. two more people.

>> No.6719909

>>6719887

Zepar/Furfur arrive

one is a guy

>> No.6719910

>>6719885

Choose your own adventure time bitches.

>> No.6719911

>>6719889
>EVA LOVES ANGE BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED A DAUGHTER
Oh my god. I'm going to cry. Bernkastel, why did you have to be such a BITCH. They could have been HAPPY ;____;

>> No.6719912

Choices about christmas?

>> No.6719914

>>6719893

October's ides

Eva is Batman,

I WIN. IT'S A FUCKING HAIKU NOW BITCHES.

>> No.6719916

>>6719885
where the hell is a translator when you need one?

>> No.6719917

>>6719876
Yea, he clearly is the one shitposting.

>> No.6719918

>>6719889
"Aunt Eva's taken a liking to Ange?"
"Yeah. It seems like Mom really wanted a daughter."

>> No.6719919

>B
>A
>T
>T
>L
>E
>R
>
>L
>(I)
>(E)
>D

No good ending for you.

>> No.6719920
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6719920

>>6719885

mini-quiz game?

>> No.6719922

>>6719885
wtf is this professor layton doing in here

>> No.6719924

>>6719902
There is 1 scrapped episode plus 8 released.

>> No.6719928

>>6719861
If I remember, there's a tradition of inserting a coin in a cake and whoever gets it wins. Replace coin with ring, cake is circular with "slots". Cake is a roulette.

>> No.6719929

>>6719911
You would be sad too if instead of a loli you give birth to Gabe Newell

>> No.6719930

>>6719805
>>6719885

What the fuck man.

>> No.6719931
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>>6719885
Oh boy, this looks fun. I love puzzles!

>> No.6719932
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>> No.6719934

>>6719885

collect enough tokens to unlock the real ending

>> No.6719935

I guess Kanon never liked the cake roulette.

>> No.6719940
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6719940

>>6719928
>I'll leave my fate up to the roulette
>I'll give the headship to whoever picks the right slice of cake
That's why there are 15 pieces. There is no Yasu.

>> No.6719941

>>6719885
Fake? Wtf about christmas?
>>6719902
Land is the "Old banquet".

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6719943

>>6719885
>mfw Atlas can't translate this

YAY RANDOM CHOICES

>> No.6719944

>>6719883
"Please don't forgive me."

Bern what?

>> No.6719945

What is this I dont even

>> No.6719946

>>6719934
WAT

RYUKISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.6719947

>>6719916
It's a word puzzle, like kids' logic and stuff. "Is this possible, or is it impossible?"
In this case, fun with dates.
>>6719932
In this case, wordplay with fucking vegetables.

>> No.6719948

ok this is just getting ridiculous, those are fakes people

>> No.6719949

>>6719932
Puzzles get you tokens, okay. But for what? This all seems very silly and overall irrelevant, Ryukishi. And why is that food there? What on Earth is going on, anyhow?

>> No.6719950

>>6719932

Pretty sure this is coming from Maria's puzzle book.

>> No.6719954

>>6719934
EARN YOUR HAPPY ENDING

LITERALLY

AS IN YOU HAVE TO BUY IT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6719956

>>6719932
>Badly drawn fruit
Oh god, im triiping balls right now.

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6719957

>>6719928
>>6719940

GUYS

GUYS

WHAT IF

GUYS

WHAT IF 2 OF THEM HAS RING AND SOMETHING ELSE...

AND THE OTHER 13 ARE THE SACRIFICES?

>> No.6719958
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>> No.6719962
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>>6719883

No.

NO.

FUCK THAT, BERN IS SUPPOSED TO BE CRUEL.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE BERN CRIES.

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>>6719934
OH BOY PICARATS
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING PROFESSOR LAYTON

>> No.6719966

>>6719934

FUCK YOU, YOU SAID I COULD HAVE MY TF2 HAT WHEN I BOUGHT THIS GAME

>> No.6719971
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6719971

Assuming this is real

>> No.6719973

Im tripping balls right now. I think Im going to bed till they actually finish this.

>> No.6719974

>>6719958

>witch in a witch hat

Fucking finally.

>> No.6719976

>>6719958
Is that a witch? Did she travel 5km? What a silly witch she is.

>> No.6719977
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6719977

Hey, we heard you guys got puzzle need solvan for tokens?

>> No.6719978

This is much more mindscrewy than I predicted, and I'm not even sure why.

My body was definitely not ready

>> No.6719983

>>6719971
Yeah, but this and those similiar to this are from earlier in the EP.

>> No.6719984

>>6719971
PANIC.JPG

>> No.6719986

>>6719950

Solve Maria's puzzles, earn love points to make her sane, earn your own happy ending.

>> No.6719987

>>6719962

It's not impossible. You don't understand Bern.

>> No.6719988
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6719988

ROKKENJIMA. WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID.

>> No.6719990

>>6719986

Oh shit

>> No.6719995

>>6719958
Hahahaha, that old "walk in any direction from the South Pole and you go North" trick.
The answer is B.

>> No.6719996

>>6719940
I wouldn't put it past Kinzo.

>>6719948
God I hope so, otherwise Ryu seems to be losing it.
>educated guess
Even the fucking captcha seems to agree.

>> No.6719998

>>6719988
>>6719986

Now you too can experience the feeling of being Battler when entertaining his retarded cousin!

>> No.6720006

>>6719958
the answers have nothing to do with the hints.

>> No.6720007

>>6719987

Yes I do. I just refuse to believe that she shows enough emotion to actually cry for anything, she's never really sad, unless you count "bored" as sad. Maybe if someone reminded her of her horrible past she would cry, but nothing else could come close.

>> No.6720010

>>6719998

Do not speak i'll of the future head.

>> No.6720012

>>6720007
I suggest you abandon Bern, because you don't understand her. Your idea of Bern is not the Bern of reality.

>> No.6720017

>>6719962
I STILL LOVE HER.
SO YOU STILL CAN'T HAVE HER.

>> No.6720018
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6720018

X2b continues

captcha: >Lion maxill

>> No.6720024

Bern is just laughing so hard at Battler's attemp at a happy ending that she's crying.

>> No.6720028

Ep6 is the best episode.

Nobody agrees with me.

>> No.6720029

>>6720018
did ange just get drunk

>> No.6720031

>>6720007
Watching you and other Bernfags in denial is amusing, I have to say.

>> No.6720032

>>6720012

Then what is it. Bern is running away from her horrible past through cruelty. What's not to get about that?

Even if she did end up turning into a crying mess and emotionally unstable, I wouldn't leave her.

>> No.6720034

>>6720018
Oh my god, Ange's drunk.
BEST EPISODE EVER.

>> No.6720039

This is going to be like Clannad, where you only earn the happy end by collecting angel feathers or some shit.

>> No.6720040

>>6720028
I agree with you, actually. I had easily the most fun reading Episode 6.

>> No.6720042

Ange passes out, wakes up with 6 people dead around her.

>> No.6720046

>>6720032
Now that's the kind of LOYALTY we men with a waifu should show!

>> No.6720048

Oh shit, found a thread where they're doing live broadcast.
Going to try and coax it into working.

>> No.6720050
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6720050

>>6720017

Haven't we been through this, or was it someone different?

I'm her favorite pet, not you. Love her all you want, you will never be close to her. Only I am close to her, got it? So back off.

>> No.6720051
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6720051

>> No.6720053

Ange drunk
Kinzo alive and confirmed lolicon

Standing by for Epic...

>> No.6720055

>>6720028
EP1 was the best.

There were no bullshit shipping factions, no mystery vs. fantasy, just an interesting story.

>> No.6720061
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Another person started to post screens so he's a bit behind the other guys. Still, that Kinzo.

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>> No.6720065

>>6720050
Honestly I'm somehow disinclined to believe she HAS a favorite pet. But hey. If she does it's probably you.

Anyways, drunken lolis? Now I want this more than I did earlier.

>> No.6720068

>>6720048
Link here when you find it, aye?

>understand intices

>> No.6720072

>>6720061
Oh my god, Kinzo is the best grandfather ever.

>> No.6720075

>>6720029
>>6720034
Does this mean she's fair game? Because I am SERIOUSLY getting disturbingly turned on here for some reason.

>> No.6720081

>>6720061
>happy halloween and trick or treat?

>> No.6720085

I wonder if these word puzzles can be even translated

>> No.6720087

Ah, right:
Ange is the Conan -> Ange is the detective.

>> No.6720088

I think little ange has her hand like that cause she's gonna end up having the ring on it for the better part of the episode eventually...maybe

>> No.6720096

at first I raged because nothing is being answered and this is all imaginary happy land

but then loli ange was so cute I forgot about it

>> No.6720101

>>6720085
I doubt it. The alphabets don't even carry over, let alone different meanings behind words.

>> No.6720104

>>6720085
With a little effort on the translator's part, they can. It's not that bad, it only looks like a couple of them are extremely simple wordplay.

>>6720087
No shit, Sherlock Holmes.

>> No.6720107

>>6720050
>I'm her favorite pet, not you

Proof that you don't get her at all.

Why are you still allowed to post here again?

>> No.6720110

>>6720061
what the fuck. Christmas, haloween, what's next?

>> No.6720111

>>6720075

Nope, she's a brocon, remember?

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>> No.6720119

>>6720110
Easter, and the Witch is revived

>> No.6720120

>>6720107

Oh, and you do?

I was never banned. Ever.

>> No.6720121

You can't really blame Kinzo if this ends in rape. You'd be implying you wouldn't do the same thing to drunk loli Ange.

>> No.6720131
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6720131

>Refresh thread
>Retarded argument about waifus

Seriously, guys.

>> No.6720138
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6720138

Fast Japan is fast.

>> No.6720145

>>6720131
Its about Bern so its ok

>> No.6720149

>>6720138
Where is that from? I couldn't seem to find it on pixiv.

>> No.6720150

>>6720138

How long until Rifyu exploits Ange's new look?

>> No.6720155

>>6720138
source?

>> No.6720156

We could use a new thread. Someone please link it if it has already been created.

>> No.6720158

>>6720150
How long does it take him to finish masturbating?

>> No.6720159

>>6720119
you just killed me. congratulations.

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shootan

>> No.6720164

>>6720149
obnoxious filenames like this always come from danbooru

>> No.6720166

>>6720149
Danbooru's source is...'imageboard'.

>> No.6720168

>>6720160
FINALLY

>> No.6720170

>>6720088
Don't hold your breath, Ryu isn't that dedicated. Beato always had the ring on her finger even when she didn't in the narrative; Will lost a fucking arm and his sprite didn't change, etc.

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6720173

>>6720150
Keep writing your Bern stories though. I actually like those.

>> No.6720184

New thread: >>6720178

>> No.6720551

hola :D

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