/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/44136515
why haven't you guys got a community house/mansion yet

[Anonymous No.]

I like living alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer to be alone if I can't be a little girl in the company of other little girls

[Anonymous No.]

Because we've got a restaurant, duh.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5520718

[Anonymous No.]

most of /jp/ would claw each others' throats if put in the same room together

[Anonymous No.]

We had better troll threads, trap meido, weeabootique, recent online vn shit.
>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

I always believed /jp/ had buildings, like mansions, resturants, pools, storehouses, bunkers and I believe someone even mentioned a ranch.

It just that none seems to bother to get together.
You know, travel far and beyond, and this whole thing with meeting people.
I am not entirely sure of how attractive that is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6715045
I imagine /jp/ divided between the quiet people who played mmos all day and night, and the rest playing with dolls and having tea parties with them/running around and throwing confetti at each other and calling it danmaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6715058
i wish ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6715060
and we could all tickle eachother

[Anonymous No.]

There are at least 50 of us, but we take turns so there's only about 5 of us posting at any moment.

The secret of /jp/ is that upon a year and a day of browsing it, if you are deemed worthy, you will be whisked away and wake up in a grandiose mansion as a pristine young maiden. You will be accepted to the sisterhood of /jp/, and a slightly older girl (another transformed Anonymous, of course) will help you adjust to your new life, taking care of you with a gentle smile. You will play and converse all day, with her translating difficult lines in VNs for you while you sit on her lap and helping you with the bosses in Touhou, Hellsinker, Mars Matrix, Cave games and so on. Obviously, she'll "reward" you with a kiss on the lips the first time you reach Hibachi, Evaccania DOOM, Spiritual Larsa and so on, causing you to blush profusely and ruin the run.

When the sun sets, you'll get eat her delicious cooking, and after taking a bath together (where she combs your hair and washes you thoroughly) it will be time to go to bed. She will then teach you the pleasures of being a woman until no trace of your former personality remains and all that is left is a pure, yuri-obsessed girl yearning for her onee-sama's warm touch. After two weeks or so, your initiation will be complete and you will spend your days as a true /jp/ denizen, posting on /jp/ only to keep the masquerade (hence why most posts are just plain bad) while secretly enjoying the company of your fellow little girls everyday.

Of course, if you wish you can also be assigned to the onee-sama division, where you'll be taught everything to be a perfect elder sister, from cooking and cleaning to linguistics and playing just about every musical instrument, all for the sake of your cute little sister, whom you will take as your lover and initiate into /jp/'s society.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>6715285
me on the right being alpha as usual

[Anonymous No.]

oh wow