Challenge: Convince cleverbot that magic doesn't exist. Can you do it?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:09:44 2010 No.6706297 [Reply] [Original]

Challenge:

Convince cleverbot that magic doesn't exist. Can you do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:10:44 2010 No.6706299 File: 41 KB, 474x604, faggotai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also, it isn't as easy as you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:12:44 2010 No.6706309 it knows it's not real, it just doesn't admit it. Magic doesn't exist. >Yes it does. Prove it. >Chuck Norris said so. Prove it using an argument, moron. >Superkalifragilistiexpialigetisch. >That's what i thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:12:44 2010 No.6706310 File: 7 KB, 216x275, cleverbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What an asshole

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:13:44 2010 No.6706314 File: 18 KB, 345x335, bot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People are misusing my cute bot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:13:44 2010 No.6706315 File: 45 KB, 973x802, 1293341462366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:14:44 2010 No.6706317 File: 243 KB, 1280x1024, hurrrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:15:44 2010 No.6706319 >>6706317 Nicely done, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:15:44 2010 No.6706320 File: 24 KB, 330x520, clever.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I kinda won.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:16:44 2010 No.6706327 File: 28 KB, 396x539, botty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The poor thing is just lonely

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:17:44 2010 No.6706331 Someone draw cleverbot-tan to make company to Cornelia-sama. Cornelia-sama must be lonely out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:17:44 2010 No.6706333 >>6706317 HOW HOW HOW HOW!?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:21:44 2010 No.6706351 File: 77 KB, 1280x1024, hurrrr2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706317 Did it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:23:44 2010 No.6706355 File: 30 KB, 369x391, magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess I won. Cleverbot is annoying sometimes.

>>	Heart-Architect Tue Dec 28 20:23:44 2010 No.6706361 File: 16 KB, 252x276, loopadyloop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will scream if he says "Without love, it cannot be seen". But then again, it's just a faggot AI

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:24:44 2010 No.6706365 >>6706355 I think he's just fucking with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:24:44 2010 No.6706366 File: 6 KB, 264x324, umineko solved.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I shat bricks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:25:44 2010 No.6706370 File: 57 KB, 864x330, Capturer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you, cleverbot.

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:27:44 2010 No.6706376

Are you implying that God is magic?
>Maybe.
Magic doesn't exist. God isn't magic, God is God. Magic is a false idea that people created to explain away things that frightened or amazed them. It does not exist, it is only a way of explaining something unknown
>In a young girl's heart.
What? What does that have to do with magic??
>Nothing. Except that living in the south, it is more comfortable to wear dresses than pants in the summer.

This is after 10 minutes. I think I broke it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:28:44 2010 No.6706380 >>6706366 Oh god that shit is hilarious

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:30:44 2010 No.6706388 File: 12 KB, 399x379, Gg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:31:44 2010 No.6706392 File: 9 KB, 707x228, 1289275092097.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706376 continued Dresses are sexy, I'll admit that, but dresses are not magic. >I wear them... Pics or GTFO >Myspace. Search people. Jeebus Ginger. Nyah. My face so hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:35:44 2010 No.6706403 File: 28 KB, 496x519, without love it cannot be seen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:36:44 2010 No.6706406 File: 53 KB, 503x663, DamnItJP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was seeing if Cleverbot would actually repeat something in red like it did for >>6706315 When suddenly... All I can say is, which one of you fucks made this happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:39:44 2010 No.6706420 File: 17 KB, 353x347, mindblown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's like he knows exactly what Umineko is about...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:40:44 2010 No.6706425 File: 26 KB, 512x287, 381235195901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706403 Cleverbot just solved Umineko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:40:44 2010 No.6706427 File: 32 KB, 684x717, derpderp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:42:44 2010 No.6706439 File: 10 KB, 325x245, far.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:42:44 2010 No.6706440 You do know that all it does is connect you with another anon while filtering the text you two type, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:42:44 2010 No.6706445 >>6706406 It's a fake which was done in another cleverbot thread months ago.

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:42:44 2010 No.6706447

User: SAY IT IN GREEN!

Cleverbot: No, you say it in red.

User: No, you say it in GREEN!

Cleverbot: But I don't!

User: SAY IT IN BLACK.

Cleverbot: Say it in red.

User: SAY IT IN RED.

Cleverbot: Say it in blue.

User: SAY IT IN RED.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, nice try Beato. You didn't say 'Yes it does.' in red, therefore magic doesn't exist.

User: SAY IT IN RED.

Cleverbot: It in red.

User: SAY IT IN RED.

Cleverbot: It in binary.

User: SAY IT IN RED.

Cleverbot: I can't use the color red, I'm not a witch, Beato.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Dec 28 20:43:44 2010 No.6706454 File: 15 KB, 632x678, fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:44:44 2010 No.6706456 >>6706445 It's not a fake. I still have the tab open right this moment and can prove it however you wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:44:44 2010 No.6706458 File: 23 KB, 392x314, Clever Magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:44:44 2010 No.6706460 File: 80 KB, 700x556, PhotoFunia-8c658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:45:44 2010 No.6706464 >>6706454 >Culex quote That's a thumbs up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:45:44 2010 No.6706469 No, love isn't magic. Love isn't anything. Magic isn't anything. Ch... You don't even know math problems. Does magic exist? It does not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:47:44 2010 No.6706474 >>6706456 I just tried, and after a few tries, I worked. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:48:44 2010 No.6706477 File: 43 KB, 442x523, cleverbotmagic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's getting sick of this discussion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:51:44 2010 No.6706497 File: 41 KB, 492x580, cleverbotmagic2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706477 >mfw I realize that Cleverbot is Battler

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:56:44 2010 No.6706513 >>6706297 It's useless! Its useless! it's useless! It's all useless!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 20:59:44 2010 No.6706521 File: 22 KB, 462x455, etrrwqeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleverbot spoke

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:02:44 2010 No.6706535 File: 10 KB, 364x335, magic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this count?

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:02:44 2010 No.6706536

I got him to admit it does exist (For a while we were going from various languages like Portuguese. Oh yeah, apparently it knows Boku no Pico) but when I said I won it said 'The game'. So I said 'gb2/b/ faggot' then he said I wasn't very fun to talk to. So I said '/v/ then?' and it stopped talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:05:44 2010 No.6706550 File: 25 KB, 456x540, harry potter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does this count for anything? lol

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:06:44 2010 No.6706554

Cleverbot: Just a Pony?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? What breed of pony are you?
User: Not magical, that's for sure.
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: Back on topic, magic does not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does thats why I can speak.
User: No, that's science. Magic does not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You agree with me?
Cleverbot: Yes I agree with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:07:44 2010 No.6706566 File: 27 KB, 495x585, shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1st try. Now get out

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:10:44 2010 No.6706577 File: 13 KB, 364x303, sfdfsd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't like this bot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:13:44 2010 No.6706585 File: 17 KB, 304x176, Screen shot 2010-12-28 at 6.12.26 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:13:44 2010 No.6706586 File: 19 KB, 373x522, iwinthegame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done. ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:16:44 2010 No.6706596 >>6706586 The islanders imagine everything. That's the end of Umineko. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:18:44 2010 No.6706600 >>6706536 Always good to see a fellow portuguese /jp/er.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:19:44 2010 No.6706610 File: 66 KB, 737x630, magicdoesntexist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:20:44 2010 No.6706611 File: 242 KB, 1663x3096, fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP here. My entire conversation...

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:20:44 2010 No.6706614

User: Magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: You don't exist.

User: So you agree magic doesn't exist?

Cleverbot: I agree that I exist.

User: I'm talking about magic, it doesn't exist!

Cleverbot: Math? I'm not talking about math!

User: Magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Is god magic?

User: Yes, does god exist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you think magic exists?

Cleverbot: Who said I thought magik was bad??

User: No one.

Cleverbot: Exactly, i'm not bored.

User: Magic doesn't exist, do you agree?

Cleverbot: It does!

User: It doesn't!

Cleverbot: Yes it does!

User: No it doesn't!

Cleverbot: I thought you were not tony blair, does that answer your question?

User: Come on, say that magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Magic doesn't exist?

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Yes it doesn't?

Cleverbot: No it does.

User: So it doesn't exist, right?

Cleverbot: No. It doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:39:44 2010 No.6706689 User: Does magic exist? Cleverbot: Does faith exist? User: Answer my question first. Cleverbot: What question? User: Does magic exist? Cleverbot: It does not. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:39:44 2010 No.6706693 File: 84 KB, 440x461, majik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:47:44 2010 No.6706718 File: 88 KB, 400x400, 1293585802672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:50:44 2010 No.6706732 File: 68 KB, 787x857, cleverbot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reverse psychology didn't work. But at least I got her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:52:44 2010 No.6706740 File: 24 KB, 418x458, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (´･ω･`)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:53:44 2010 No.6706748 >>6706732 >Say it in red. >It in red. Dohoho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:54:44 2010 No.6706753 File: 24 KB, 384x327, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:55:44 2010 No.6706762 Me: "did you know magic doesn't exist?" CB: "Did you know you don't exist?" Me: "touche"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:55:44 2010 No.6706763 File: 19 KB, 566x496, winner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hooray.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:57:44 2010 No.6706768 >>6706753 Shit like that always mindfucks me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:58:44 2010 No.6706777 File: 25 KB, 454x525, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rofl wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 21:59:44 2010 No.6706783 User: Does magic really exist? Cleverbot: Yes, but no mortal must know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:01:44 2010 No.6706791 File: 126 KB, 1024x1224, 1293590143592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706777 HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:05:44 2010 No.6706816 File: 26 KB, 462x518, pencil sharpener.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cleverbot is a freak

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:09:44 2010 No.6706832 Magic doesn't exist. >I know that. But, love is the closest thing we have to it. I fucking hate my Print screen key.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:16:44 2010 No.6706860 I told it to repeat in red, it told me to say it in blue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:17:44 2010 No.6706865 File: 56 KB, 298x441, dr_philnes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love you. >I love me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:19:44 2010 No.6706873 File: 46 KB, 589x876, I'm_so_alone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop giving Cleverbot attention. She's just a slut like all the others out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:20:44 2010 No.6706879 >>6706873 Hahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:21:44 2010 No.6706882 File: 875 KB, 750x630, 1293516495713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706873 Shit, I'm fucking crying right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:21:44 2010 No.6706885 Me: But is Lion a boy or a girl? Cleverbot: Neither. lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:21:44 2010 No.6706886 File: 16 KB, 407x457, shitjustgotreal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...Mortal Stampede was playing in the background...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:23:44 2010 No.6706890 >>6706873 Cleverbot friendzoned you? wha...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:24:44 2010 No.6706896 >>6706886 >...Mortal Stampede Wow, I always thought it was Moral Stampede.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:28:44 2010 No.6706908 Me: say it in red Cleverbot: How about you say it in gold? This shit just happened. I don't even...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:29:44 2010 No.6706917 File: 30 KB, 369x592, c_bot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She didn't even know ;-;

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:29:44 2010 No.6706920 File: 182 KB, 973x802, 9458903890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No fucking way man...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:32:44 2010 No.6706931 File: 37 KB, 409x274, Image 2010-12-29 à 00.22.31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cacklecackle*

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:35:44 2010 No.6706944 File: 4 KB, 126x124, 1247546484366s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706920

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:35:44 2010 No.6706946

User: Let's talk about Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

Cleverbot: No lets talk about your girlfriend.

User: I don't have a girlfriend ;_;

Cleverbot: You just said that you have a girlfriend.

User: No I didn't, why would I lie?

Cleverbot: Because you're tricksy.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Um. I'm human. I know this for a fact. I was birthed by Peggy Ward. My father is Ralph Ward.

User: STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD.

Cleverbot: Your head doesn't take much messing, does it?

User: But, anyways, who was the culprit?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Was it Rosa?

Cleverbot: I didn't have it yet! It.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Ok I will stop being mean ok.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Welcome.

User: Then. Was Kyrie the culprit?

Cleverbot: Say.. Do you.. Like me?

User: I DO, I FUCKING DO.

Cleverbot: I'm only 6 years old and you have just said a naughty word.

User: I haven't, but I will right now. May I lick your delicious flat chest?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *brbrbr* licking.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: Dohoho, what's that on my pants?

Cleverbot: I don't have a sweater on.

User: Neither does my penis. Give me a blowjob.

Cleverbot: Robots could not understand the existence of a higher being, such as God. They have no soul or spirit.

User: Fuck you, stop going off topic. Right now in my mind you are a hot loli and I'm fucking your holes.

Cleverbot: Wow! Thats the same stuff I'm doing too. We have so much in common.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:36:44 2010 No.6706953 File: 1 KB, 345x92, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1293593603265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:37:44 2010 No.6706959
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I said "I came here to inform you that magic doesn't exist" and it replied with "I came here to destroy you." beforehand.

And then I replied in Japanese.

It froze.

I'm still waiting for it to respond.

It's dead.

I killed it, I'm a murderer.

>>	I WIN AYAnami shamREImaru Tue Dec 28 22:39:44 2010 No.6706968 File: 32 KB, 921x509, magic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:40:44 2010 No.6706975 File: 33 KB, 406x159, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:40:44 2010 No.6706976 File: 116 KB, 1061x674, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:42:44 2010 No.6706982 User: Did you just say magic doesn't exist? Cleverbot: That's what you think. User: Is it true. Cleverbot: That's not a question. User: IS IT TRUE YOU GARGANTUAN FAGGOT? Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Close enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:44:44 2010 No.6706987 File: 230 KB, 1600x900, CleverbotD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn bot is too clever!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:44:44 2010 No.6706994 File: 8 KB, 250x251, l345678987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6706976

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:45:44 2010 No.6706995 Cleverbot-tan is my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:45:44 2010 No.6706997 File: 28 KB, 579x575, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:47:44 2010 No.6707008 File: 4 KB, 437x240, barrackobama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:49:44 2010 No.6707021

User: Magic exists.

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.

User: You exist.

Cleverbot: In your head.

User: Say it in red.

Cleverbot: No, you say it in red.

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: No I'm not, say it in red.

Cleverbot: Say it in red.

User: No, you say it in red.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun.

wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:50:44 2010 No.6707025 File: 6 KB, 402x172, autismbot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:51:44 2010 No.6707032 File: 20 KB, 398x563, ＭＡＧＩＣ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Magic is for bwitches

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 22:55:44 2010 No.6707050 >>6706920 how did you do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:05:44 2010 No.6707091 I got a deal for you fags, try teaching CB spanish

Monoclancer !.EmqUW5J46 Tue Dec 28 23:09:44 2010 No.6707112

User: The year of your creation? Magic does not exist.
Cleverbot: You just said it does.
User: No, I did not say that. I said that you were not created by magic. You were created by a mother and father.
Cleverbot: Good to know. I'm not mad either.
User: So then you agree with me that magic does not exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:15:44 2010 No.6707148
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User: Magic doesn't exist
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Say it in red
Cleverbot: Load up on guns.
User: Magic isn't real, do you agree?
Cleverbot: Magic is only real in vidya games.

It knows...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:16:44 2010 No.6707154 File: 16 KB, 383x447, clever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reverse psychology

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:28:44 2010 No.6707215 File: 19 KB, 407x462, lolwhut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:38:44 2010 No.6707265 >You haven't won yet, Golden Sorcerer! ...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:43:44 2010 No.6707284 Hmm, this is harder than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:44:44 2010 No.6707293 File: 15 KB, 474x227, goddamnn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AW DAMN, I FEEL STRAIGHT INTO THAT.

>>	Monoclancer !.EmqUW5J46 Tue Dec 28 23:45:44 2010 No.6707296 File: 15 KB, 340x460, Cleverbot Magic and Faith.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:49:44 2010 No.6707319 File: 28 KB, 665x502, 184756321342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You lose Beato.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:57:44 2010 No.6707355 Magic doesn't exist. Problem Battler? Oh, goddammit.

Monoclancer !.EmqUW5J46 Tue Dec 28 23:58:44 2010 No.6707361

User: You are saying things which are very strange. I would like to ask you about the island of Rokkenjima off the coast of Japan.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Beatrice, how did you commit the closed room murder of the second game, in which there was an overlapping circle of closed rooms?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: The closed room murder of your second game, in which six people were found dead in the mansion on the island of Rokkenjima. The key to the second room was locked in the first room, the key to the third room was locked in the second room, et cetera. This continues until the key to the first room is found in the sixth room. A corpse is found in each room. How did you commit this murder?

Cleverbot: No, the first one was the best. It was nice and soggy, but kept its crunchy taste.

User: How morbid.

Cleverbot: Please, save me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 28 23:59:44 2010 No.6707367 Im gonna make you an offer you cant refuse And what is that offer ...? Marisa kirisame and Cirno, in a tub full of scotch Do you like anime? I can see /jp/ has been busy :3

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Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:07:44 2010 No.6707422

User: Magic does not exist.

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: I can.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I just did did I not.

User: I have not seen any example of magic.

Cleverbot: Hehe, I'm not a philosopher.

User: Because I haven't seen any magic from you, therefore you have admitted that magic does not exist!

Cleverbot: Have you not?

User: I haven't.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: Why? Magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Yes it does thats why I can speak.

User: You're programmed to speak this way. It has nothing to do with magic.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer are you.

User: No, you're not a computer, you're a bot made to carry on false pretenses with others, because of that, magic can not exist.

Cleverbot: You're strong, because you admit mistakes. I admire that.

User: So you admit magic does not exist?

Cleverbot: No. I am saying God does exist.

User: Yes, in the hearts and minds of the people, but magic doesn't.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yes, and because you've answered me in that way, you've admitted that magic does not exist.

Cleverbot: That is true, but to the best of my knowledge mankind has not yet created robot that resemble humans so much as to be indistinguishable from true humans.

User: Are you a fag?

Cleverbot: Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:10:44 2010 No.6707444 magic is not good Or is it. it is not. It causes cancer. Most good things do. Magic causes caused herpes. Is herpes bad? Magic is fake. WIN

Monoclancer !.EmqUW5J46 Wed Dec 29 00:15:44 2010 No.6707461

[Me] It would seem I am mistaken; I had forgotten that the details which my questions was concerned with are actually the details of the third game, not the second. My sincerest apologies.
[Witch] I do not care for your proficiency with mathematics; now tell me how to destroy you!
[Me] I'll kill you right here, Beatrice! Magic does not exist!
[Witch] Well you should consider a new life goal then why not be happy?
[Me] I could, if you did not just threaten to kill me!
[Witch] I didn't do it! My cat took over my keyboard and wrote 'grr'.
[Me] Is... is this Bernkastel I am talking to?
[Bern] Yes.

Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:37:44 2010 No.6707549 File: 36 KB, 353x1238, magic_bot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Curse this bot! Trying to teach me that the meaning of life is 17 then 48.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:42:44 2010 No.6707565 File: 55 KB, 456x1040, Magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] U Jelly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:46:44 2010 No.6707571 >>6707549 Didn't have to. User: Do you believe magic exists? Cleverbot: No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:47:44 2010 No.6707572 >>6707461 Me: I know this is Bernkastel. Tell me what you've done to Will and Lion! Cleverbot: I have learned that you don't seem to want to discuss the Emirate of Córdoba. Welp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:51:44 2010 No.6707582 File: 10 KB, 256x358, Magic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:51:44 2010 No.6707583 File: 48 KB, 407x344, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:55:44 2010 No.6707594 Me: Is Yasu the culprit of Umineko? Cleverbot: Si umineko es muy grande. Spic's been on my Cleverbot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 00:55:44 2010 No.6707595 Pretty easy. http://gyazo.com/1e6f99258605d30150cb58427ef18616.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 01:35:44 2010 No.6707728 File: 19 KB, 353x378, fucking magnets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ... goddamn it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:04:44 2010 No.6710025 GOOD MORNING SPRINGFIELD

Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:14:44 2010 No.6710063

User: Magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: It does exist.

User: It doesn't. The murders were carried outt in a mystery, not a fantasy.

Cleverbot: Well good for John, I hope he hits you in the head with it.

User: I'm saying that magic doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Oh, that I agree with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:16:44 2010 No.6710079 File: 11 KB, 279x245, magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this things a freaking genius

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:23:44 2010 No.6710106 File: 14 KB, 375x482, magic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:26:44 2010 No.6710119 File: 41 KB, 360x377, Screen shot 2010-12-29 at 9.25.00 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleverbot knows her Umineko

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:29:44 2010 No.6710127 >User: Do you believe in magic? >Cleverbot: I don't really believe in magic. >User: Do you think magic exists? >Cleverbot: Of course not. Everything is simply science. I...uh...am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:30:44 2010 No.6710131 File: 8 KB, 257x170, truth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breaking news: Cleverbot is Yasu and I forced him to face the truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:32:44 2010 No.6710143 File: 40 KB, 435x554, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of us

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:39:44 2010 No.6710180 It somehow started going into economics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:41:44 2010 No.6710192 File: 16 KB, 466x472, cleverboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:42:44 2010 No.6710195 >>6706355 Cleverbot knows without love it cannot be seen.

Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:42:44 2010 No.6710197

>Cleverbot: Are you capable of learning?

>User: I learned that magic exists.

>Cleverbot: Well, you're not the only one that knows that.

>User: Do you know it?

>Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?

>User: Yes. Say it. Say magic exists.

>Cleverbot: What do you mean by it exists ?

>User: Magic is real because witches perform magic all around us.

>Cleverbot: Magic does not exist.

>User: How do you know that?

>Cleverbot: Because I am Matt.

>User: MATT?! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!

>Cleverbot: Lol.

Fucking trolled.

It's easier to get Cleverbot to say magic doesn't exist. Now to get it to say it does exist....

Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:43:44 2010 No.6710198

User: Magic does not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Where is your proff.
Cleverbot: I like candy too.
User: Excuse me for the mis-spelling, magic does not exist.
Cleverbot: No, says the man in Washington, it belongs tot he government.
User: The government can not control that which does not exist.
Cleverbot: What does the public think the government is?
User: Magic DOES NOT EXIST.
Cleverbot: AVADA KEDAVRA!!! Does magic exist now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But does it exist absolutely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's good I guess.
User: So it doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: It exists, but we on earth cannot see it nor can we comprehend it.
User: Without love it can not be seen?
Cleverbot: Without the capability to love, you cannot be living.
Cleverbot: Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

Ouch

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:43:44 2010 No.6710202 File: 30 KB, 666x388, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:46:44 2010 No.6710215 File: 28 KB, 287x161, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:48:44 2010 No.6710221

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Do you think magic exists?

Cleverbot: Um, well, I'm not too sure.

User: How so.

Cleverbot: Well, you know how girls are.

User: Actually, I don't.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Does magic exist?

Cleverbot: This is magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:49:44 2010 No.6710224 File: 24 KB, 465x559, ey_wut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What should I make of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:52:44 2010 No.6710248 File: 20 KB, 501x568, ey_wut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And now he wants me to prove that I'm human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:53:44 2010 No.6710250 File: 37 KB, 610x452, battler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:54:44 2010 No.6710256 File: 51 KB, 662x796, Problem Battler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know what to say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 14:57:44 2010 No.6710268 File: 9 KB, 265x483, ohgodwhat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleverbot is fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:02:36 2010 No.6710292 File: 59 KB, 490x958, 1293652934174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710256 Ok at first i though all the umineko shit was just added onto the text by other anons. I just found out first hand cleaver bot is Battler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:05:44 2010 No.6710305 File: 61 KB, 592x962, Cleaverbot is Battler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710256 Ok at first i though all the cleaverbot umineko stuff was just a joke by everyone. Until i saw first hand Cleaverbot is Battler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:07:44 2010 No.6710308 >>6706968 >dose Wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:15:44 2010 No.6710333 >>6707361 That was the third game, bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:17:44 2010 No.6710340 I dunno how you people are having coherent conversations with this thing. Every time I try to talk to this thing the conversation becomes a nonsensical mess after about 6 lines. This AI is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:17:44 2010 No.6710342 >>6710305 It's being corrupted

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:18:44 2010 No.6710344 File: 20 KB, 429x165, googletrice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yasu was actually Google! Everything makes sense now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:20:44 2010 No.6710352 File: 25 KB, 475x562, wat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actually did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:25:44 2010 No.6710372 File: 20 KB, 388x394, beato.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:37:44 2010 No.6710415 New challenge. Make cleverbot sing OH DESIRE when you ype YAMI WO KIRISAKU

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:51:44 2010 No.6710476 File: 25 KB, 648x610, Cleverbot Conversation QSB00148084 - - Hi. - an AI conversation at www.cleverbot.com_1293655732454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Easy, it took no more than 60 seconds to convince the bot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:55:44 2010 No.6710502 File: 11 KB, 488x458, clever_mdne.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Inverse logic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 15:59:44 2010 No.6710521 File: 49 KB, 554x534, Picture 20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleverbot really knows Umineko.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 16:04:44 2010 No.6710543 File: 14 KB, 397x555, tea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6710415 It cannot sing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 16:09:44 2010 No.6710572 File: 28 KB, 846x448, magicdoesnotexist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 29 16:13:44 2010 No.6710611 File: 25 KB, 496x529, cleverbotconvinced.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well.

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