What jobs could I do from home or that don't require social interaction? I need the money bad, I can't go another year with this shit PC. I could claim disability benefit or something but that seems like a lot of trouble to go through.

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Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:49:34 2010 No.6698603 [Reply] [Original]

What jobs could I do from home or that don't require social interaction? I need the money bad, I can't go another year with this shit PC.

I could claim disability benefit or something but that seems like a lot of trouble to go through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:53:34 2010 No.6698612 Find a phd in mathematics or CS. You'll either be able to work from home or to browse porn at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:53:34 2010 No.6698613 Prostitution. It pays well and has very little overhead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:54:34 2010 No.6698615 File: 6 KB, 300x57, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing. Life isn't so easy as to give you money for doing little to nothing. There's stuff like Forex, but remember that gambling is a vice son. My captcha is quite related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:56:34 2010 No.6698622 Do you really have to use fucking animu caps image for your thread?

Anonymous Mon Dec 27 08:57:34 2010 No.6698625

Stop everything you are doing. Stop. No, don't even fucking breathe.

Good.

Now go to your favorite torrent website, and acquire Photoshop CS4-5. Nice.

Now start training and learning stuff, specially picture manipulation. Fuck yes.

Take thousands of tedious jobs like removing pimples of bad looking pre-teen girls for graduation pictures, or making their pathetic breasts bigger.

Before you realize it, you will have lots and lots of customers, but the most you ever did was exchange a few e-mails.

Congratulations Anonymous, you made enough money to sustain a single person, and barely had to leave your house. How do you feel?

Anonymous Mon Dec 27 09:01:34 2010 No.6698634

>>6698612

Too dumb for those PhDs.

>>6698613

I've been offered, but I'm scared of AIDS/being killed.

>>6698615

Staying as far away from that FOREX shit as possible.

>>6698622

Do you really have to be such an aspie? It's just a picture.

>>6698625

You're making this sound a lot easier than it is, I doubt you get much people looking for this kind of work.

Anonymous Mon Dec 27 09:36:34 2010 No.6698734

>>6698634
>I doubt you get much people looking for this kind of work.
You have got to be shitting me, clearly you underestimate how fickle the human being is. Even if your city is small, it's a job based on digital data, all you gotta do is start saying that you are up for it. Trust me, you can find a lot of people willing to pay for a batch of pictures that need retouching. I've seen many designers doing it, because it's too tedious and time consuming, and they have to spend said time working on other stuff.

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