/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

QUESTION:

Do you find the smell of dicks attractive femanons? How about the taste of cum?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Yes and yes
Now out

[Anonymous No.]

Implying they know or care. They are the same as guys.
Try /a/ where they love 3s cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6696269

I thought the taste of cum was quite variable.... from nasty to somewhat pleasant.

Also, dicks don't generally smell that strongly if you actually bathe every day.

What a silly couple of questions to ask, both of which are easily answered on your own with a little reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6696279
So gay, Allday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6696279
You're a femanon?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6696286

All Day is mai waifu

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696295
Arc is mai husbando.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6696279
>All Day is a alcoholic writer with a toast fetish and also a woman

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to impersonate a tripfag as a joke but I'm unaware how many of their trips are currently on autoban.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696322
Well, everything people have requested (Tenshi Corndog story, and a new one called "Kogasa's Startling Sticky Step) seem to involve foodporn in some way.

I really need to stop writing that.

[Anonymous No.]

if you come on the /jp/ mumble you can hear All Day's beautifully feminine voice

[Anonymous No.]

This is an impressively shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6696333
Please don't write anything H involving Tenshi and her corndog, or I won't be able to look at the picture the same way again.

[Luca Trulyworth !SLUT.mTPxw No.]

Do you find the smell of vagina attractive, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ mumble

Why is this board so infested with normalfags?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696396
It's a bit late for that. I wrote that a bit ago, which I will repost now.

“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696409
‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696400

Guess it all depends on whether OP believes in the five flavours of awesomeness or not.

[The original poster in question No.]

>>6696409
>>6696414
I am shocked, apealed and slightly aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a woman but I'm an autophile and I find the smell and taste of my penis after 3 days without a shower to be quite pleasant.
Anything less has no flavour and anything more is mildly unpleasant.

My semen is alright too but I try not to make a habit of tasting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6696451

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696449
This next story is... appalling.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696409
>>6696414

You are one creepy lady and I wouldn't want it any other way.

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

I've seen All Day in real life. It's pretty cute, yeah. I feel jealous of Arc.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6696326
#junk ?

[Anonymous No.]

>taste of cum
Stopped reading there.

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck would I know? The one and only time I've handled a dick, there was no detectable smell. And I didn't taste his cum because I was too busy crying.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696474

Really...?

Please, do elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6696507
You can't make a post like that without giving us some more details. What happened Anon?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696512
The basis of the request was "Kogasa smore footjob"

Kogasa startles you, things happen, food porn happens, and done.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696522

Not quite up my alley, but writers are hard to come by on /jp/, and my 2-4% of remaining viking DNA tells me to honour the bards.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696540
I've been trying to get away from this genre honestly, and this is the last story I'm writing that has anything remote to food porn for awhile. I think I'll get in to more serious writing as opposed to what I write.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696579

Interesting. Will you be staying around Gensokyo and the surroundings, or going way out there?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696663
Probably stay in Gensokyo, it's got quite a bit I could play with.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696676

Hmm... contemporary, or backround stories?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6696685
Well, as far as background stories go, I'm not exactly well-read on Shinto religious origins, which a lot of Touhou's take story and meanings from, but contemporary story have a bit more freedom, despite a lot of people take too much freedom with that.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6696540
>honor the bards

Okay I fell out of my chair laughing.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6696721

I don't know about proper viking tradition, but I know from personal experience to absolutely never fuck with the bards.

>>6696710

Look up a bit of folklore even for present day. Small details make a big difference.