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6693307 No.6693307 [Reply] [Original]

You should have played Santa this year for the kids in the Human Village; you don't even need a fatsuit.

>> No.6693315

So smooth as always, Alice

>> No.6693316

Wow Alice. You're a cunt.

>> No.6693321

>>6693316
She is. Go read AvP.

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6693328

Silly naive puppeteer.

>> No.6693337

You must be going blind, because I'm not close to fat. Just because I'm hungry all the time doesn't mean I'm fat.

>> No.6693343

That's a mean thing to say. I'm rather skinny, anyway. I don't eat a lot. I experience a lot of different deficiency problems.

>> No.6693351

Alone again on Christmas huh Alice?
Taking your frustration out on us isn't going to make you less forever alone. Too bad Marisa spent all her time at Reimu's.

>> No.6693360

Yeah, I should have. I would have brought joy to their christmass, and do something good for the people. And besides, if i do not do it who will? A fermale santa is somethign more suited to bedroom games than prancing around the human village pleasing the kids with my package

>> No.6693366

>>6693360
I ment packages

>> No.6693596

>>6693328
Shameless bump for source.

>> No.6693614

Thanks a lot Alice, you just undid 3 years of trying to fix my crippling insecurities with my therapist.

>> No.6693636

>you don't even need a fatsuit.
Political correctness gone mad!
Are they really trying to tell kids that Santa is a pretty skinny bloke instead of the fat lump of love that we grew up with?

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