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Merry Christmas, /jp/.

I love you guys very much.

>> No.6687942

>>6687901
>Merry Christmas, /jp/.

How can you guys have a merry christmas?

You guys have no friends, no family (at best, you still have your parents), and lack social skills needed to interact with "normal" hedonistic people such as feeling up girls while in a drunken stupor.

>> No.6687962

>>6687942
we are not all like that, i have geeky 40k/anime nerd friends and a big Italian family.

>> No.6687971

>>6687942
Why would you need all that stuff to be happy ?

>> No.6687976

>>6687962
>we are not all like that

I never said you were all like that. It's great that you have friends with similar interests to yourself.

I am however, saying that most (not all) of you have no friends and family.

>> No.6687984

>>6687971
>Why would you need all that stuff to be happy ?

Don't ask me. Ask the normalfags, they're the ones who legislate normalcy in society.

I can understand the importance of friends and family but fireworks? Loud fucking shit getting blown up, whoop-de-fucking-do, I'm trying to sleep here, turn it down.

>> No.6687985

>>6687942
don't assume that your standards of happiness or even those of the majority apply to everyone

>> No.6688016
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6688016

>>6687971
>>6687985
Don't respond seriously to this 'Internet' troll. I've lost count of how much proxies I've seen permabanned with his name. If you encourage him, he's just going to end up turning /jp/ into /new/.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.6688020

>>6687985
>don't assume that your standards of happiness or even those of the majority apply to everyone

Fair point. I was using a "normal" person's standard of happiness and what a merry christmas means them, to judge the "community" of /jp/ with.

My conclusion is that based on a normal person's idea of a merry christmas, that normal person would declare that the people who browse /jp/ would be unable to have a merry christmas due to the lack of friends, family, alcohol, and pussy.

But if you're still happy, then more power to you.

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6688022

Merry Christmas!

>> No.6688024

>>6687984
>Hates fireworks

But explosions are fucking awesome.

Yes, I'm American, why do you ask?

>> No.6688041

>>6688020
im pretty sure /jp/ has a lot of alcohol.. but thats it.

>> No.6688043

>>6688024
>But explosions are fucking awesome.

Sorry but more explosions is exactly what we don't need, based on our involvements in Iraq, Afghanistan, and if the human race doesn't raise itself to a new level of consciousness, Iran and/or North Korea.

>Yes, I'm American, why do you ask?

If you vote democrat or republican, then you are part of the problem.

>> No.6688057

>>6688041
>im pretty sure /jp/ has a lot of alcohol.. but thats it.

Actually, you are right, I'm sure /jp/ has had alcohol, and a lot of it.

I guess the difference is that normal people with friends drink alcohol at parties to celebrate and to have drunken orgies.

/jp/ users drink alcohol in an attempt to forget of their own miserable existence without friends, family, and especially, without interactions with their female peers.

>> No.6688062

>>6688043
>HARMLESS explosions are fucking awesome.

There, fixed. Fucking hell, what is the matter with you?

>> No.6688066
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6688066

>based on our involvements in Iraq, Afghanistan

Me >>6688016 here. I told you. Now somebody is going to take the bait and the next thing you know, our peaceful otaku board has become /new/.

Don't respond to this guy. Filter him.

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6688078

>Invisible Sky Magician 凸(`∩´) Teller of Truth and Facilitator of Facts

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CP is legal here.

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>>6688088
Let's trade.

>> No.6688099

>>6688062
>There, fixed. Fucking hell, what is the matter with you?

I still don't like explosions because they disturb my sleep and because it scares local cats and dogs.

And the fact that they are a mostly pointless exercise.

>> No.6688106

Hey ISM when are you turning back into Investment Banker? You're more tolerable when using that.

>> No.6688111
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6688111

I'm trying so hard to start an e-argument. My life has meaning! I'm so proud of myself.

>> No.6688223

>>6688062

Bump. I'm not done with this thread yet.

>> No.6688303

I'm disappointed, I start a thread to wish /jp/ a merry Christmas, and trolls invade.

>> No.6688313

>>6688303
>I'm disappointed, I start a thread to wish /jp/ a merry Christmas, and trolls invade.

Pointing out your own reality is not trolling I'm afraid.

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6688331

...Can someone delete my thread, please. Just kill it, everything is ruined.

>> No.6688345

>>6688331
>...Can someone delete my thread, please. Just kill it, everything is ruined.

Compared to your own life, your lack of friends, your lack of family, your lack of social skills, and your lack of female interaction and your lack of sex life, I think this thread is the least of your problems.

>> No.6688344

>>6688313
how and why you point it out is

>> No.6688367

>>6688331
Why don't you delete it yourself if it's yours ? That would be a great favor for /jp/.

>> No.6688371

>>6688345
make more aikido kopipe
thanks

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