/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I loves not only Takano-san.

Rosa is just cool too. She not like Takano, so she like barbarian. Go go Rosa!

[Anonymous No.]

Not even wordenddominator can save you from me.

[Anonymous No.]

Me fail English? Unpossible!

[Anonymous No.]

Rose uses the contents of the inventory as a throwing weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

I loves Rosa. I want that Rosa is my mother. Rosa is good mother, always she too good with her kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6687907
Vietnam was hell. The commander of the Rose, we're losing altitude! Napalm, napalm everywhere, we are surrounded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6687907
Vietnam was hell. Commander Rosa, we're losing altitude! Napalm, napalm everywhere, we are surrounded!

[Anonymous No.]

bump for Rosa

[Anonymous No.]

>>6687933
THIS IS MAI WAIFU
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
MAI WAIFU IS MAI BEST FRIEND
IT IS MY LIFE
I MUST MASTURBATE TO IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE
WITHOUT ME, MAI WAIFU IS USELESS
WITHOUT MAI WAIFU, I AM USELESS
USELESS, USELESS, IT'S ALL USELESS!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6687855
you have good taste takano guy, do you like moe natsuhi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6687903
You know what the words Rosa and inventory remind me of? This. The resemblance is uncanny. Just look at their faces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688038
They... look nothing alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688017
Rosa can ride you on her shoulders. Rosa can rip enemies with her bare hands and open the car door without a key.

>>6688028
I like honored Natsuhi. She is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu bats for the other team;_;

How do I become the little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6687855
where do i get that mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688038

She looks like Rosa, Eva, and Nappi's daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688072
Have Natsuhi throw you off a cliff.
It is a secret technique known only to the most dedicated of miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688072

Oh no, don't worry, she is just clueless, tell her she wants to date a girl and she will look for the nearest boy to have as boyfriend.

Be careful there aren't more males near.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688117
Jessica went to school with Yasu.

That little detail was rather interesting.

I say she's at the very least subconsciously a lesbian.

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>>6688158

Fun how /jp/ denies Yasu being a woman at all cost but always call Jessica lesbian.

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>>6688180
/jp/'s ideal is that Yasu is a man, but Jessica thinks Yasu is a woman. And it's not that kind of love where Jessica will be like "okay, I'm cool with that" when she decides to violently rape the sickly Shannon using her brass knuckles to subdue her. It's one of those things where the guy has been on this reality TV show after this girl but then finds out she's a trap, and sues him. Considering this, she will beat what little remains of Yasu's penis into a bloody pulp.

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>>6688201
There's a ton of 14 carot What The Fuckium when it comes to Yasu and Jessica.

For one, we don't even know if "Kanon" was Yasu crossdressing, or if he was -just- an imaginary friend of Yasu.

But I'd say Jessica's love towards Yasu is the purest form.

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>>6688201
Here's the truth of all things.

Jessica found out Yasu was a trap, and thus decided to rape Kyrie instead.

Kyrie was only defending herself.

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>>6688201

When does Jessica says Yasu is a girl? As far as I remember nobody ever talks about Yasu's sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688224

And people calling poor Kyrie things...what a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688237
When does Jessica say she isn't a lesbian? Because as far as I've seen she screams that she is every time she opens her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688245
>>6688224
And now I'm aroused.

Goddamn it /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688255

Why the fuck there aren't doujins for this?

I want to fap at Kyrie ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688224
Suddenly what happens in Ep6 between them makes a lot more sex....I mean sense.

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>>6688251

Jessica likes every single thing that moves.

Your 9 years old cousin? why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688273
Jessica was so depressed when she screwed up her chances with Maria she couldn't even sleep, and ended up pointlessly wandering the mansion.

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>>6688281

It was then when she decided a Beato is fine too.

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>>6688298
But when she crept into Beato's room, Beato turned off the light and fled, laughing nervously. Jessica was from then on haunted by the night where she crossed the line and did something so creepy, and would gaze endlessly at Beato's portrait under the pretense of apologizing to her. Years later, she would pretend the whole incident never happened, and Beato never even existed.

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>>6688251
"Hey girls, you keep saying how much of a dyke I am, so I'm gonna prove you wrong. See that guy over there? He's my boyfriend!"
"Isn't that just your maid wearing pants?"
"Shut up! I DO SO like boys, and I'll show you how much after I sing this song about breasts."

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>>6688307

The next target was his father. Under the excuse of being a loving daughter she would go near him all the time.

Her being so tsundora at then in the 1986 is her lingering resentment, at her father for not loving her as a woman, at Nappi for not being fine with her daughter stoling her husband from her.

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>>6688335
> I sing this song about breasts

Small breast and fantasy creatures, a tribute for her lost love, Maria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688335
Oh god, some drawfag needs to get on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688358

Just was thinking about it. Giving it a try right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I feel like playing d2, I haven't even played it since like 4-5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688373
Why not wait for D3? D2 has not aged well.

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>>6688245
Kyrie: Sorry Jessica, nothing personal "click"

Jessica: Since when did you assume that your gun was functional? Now, Oba-sama, relax, the less you struggle the more pleasant this will be...

And that's why Kyrie bashed Jessica's head in. Jessica was too much woman for her to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688338
krauss is the fucking luckiest man in the world, if i was in that world i would so be krauss and fuck natshui everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688402
Krauss is mentally handicapped, sadly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688251
Rokkenjima - Where the most down to earth person is the lesbian, and even she might be plotting to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688418
Must be the spaceaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688376
More for nostalgia and boredom, plus d3 isn't going to be released for like another year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688072
Literally every other woman and a few guys make better waifus than Jessica.

Correct your taste and pick a new waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688462
They are all crazy, homicidal, delusional or don't exist at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688462
My tastes > Your tastes.

Correct your tastes, before it is too late!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688472
And far more entertaining and interesting than Jessica.

Besides, Jessica doesn't exist either. Just as 2D is preferred over 3D, the fantasy characters are superior to the living cast.

Image related - all superior to Jessica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688485
Nah, anyone with an iota of taste will agree that Jessica is superior to your paper weights.

Heck, even those useless bunnies are better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688418
>>6688432
but remember how funny and cool he was in the old days, i want more flashbacks with him teasing natshui..

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688520
I disagree, but you're welcome to our own deranged opinion.

I'll give you that the bunnies are also superior to Jessica though.

everyonehereisbetterthanjessica.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688556
>everyonehereisbetterthanjessica.jpg

Someone should really makes a pic for this.

also Bern>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>Erika>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&gt
;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Milfs>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>>>>Jessica

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6688556
I'm sad that you can't see the clear truth, but if deluding yourself makes you happy I have no right to take it away from you.

[Anonymous No.]

I like every woman in Umineko, and truth be told, some of the men too.

Basically, everyone except George.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688358

Tried.

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>>6688830
Oh Yasu, you can remove those pads when pretending (?) to be a man.

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>>6688830
Good job, nice work. Take a half-day holiday.

Pic related, as you should hold your head up this high.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6688338
Krauss' chin is made of titanium.

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>>6688830
Oh wow! I so love this! That make my brain harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>6688971
>>6688895

Thanks!

>>6688842
The pads are to Yasu as silly hats are to Touhous.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6689120
>The pads are to Yasu as pads are to Sakuya.

Fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689141

These two would get well along, they could discuss pads, best sizes, brands, experiences...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689148
>best sizes

Pettan pettan Tsurupettan

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689148
Also their maid work and various tricks. Yasu would find many many uses for Sakuya's time-stopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689170
The possibilities for closed rooms would be endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689168

Not what they think when they use pads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689168
I love that song, and now you got it stuck in head. I'll be humming it to myself all night now, thanks a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6689168
Oh, it's a lucky star image. Was that news about lucky star season 2 true?

[Anonymous No.]

Rosa is my hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>6691376

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6693462

Rosa is a miracle of the universe.