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6683718 No.6683718 [Reply] [Original]

Having read the Christmas article in Sankaku, I was wondering, have you or anyone stooped this low before? I've stooped pretty low, but I don't think I'm at this level.

>> No.6683724

Ten out of ten.

>> No.6683722

>Sankaku
I'd say you'd stooped pretty low.

>> No.6683725

No, I always give my waifu a chair and have her sit so she can see the screen too. I'm not too talkative so sitting staring at each other feels awkward.

>> No.6683726
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6683726

You read sankaku. You are bottom of the barrel

>> No.6683731

We have an entire thread on it. How about you scroll down the front page and look before making shit threads.

>> No.6683734

>Christmas sees huge queues forming at KFC outlets throughout the nation as Japanese wait for their festive dinner of southern fried chicken before heading off to a love hotel for hot Christmas sex.
God bless us, every one.

>> No.6683737
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>> No.6683740

>>6683734
God, that is so disgusting.

>> No.6683743

>>6683731
I'm gonna have to make some more then. Thanks!

>> No.6683754

No, I wouldn't share private moments like that with the world.

>> No.6683774

You have to sink really low before you can truly enjoy this lifestyle. When you finally do something that makes you think "oh god, there's no way I can try to fit in among normal people again knowing that I have done this", you will be able to let go of all those things holding you back from enjoying your life to the fullest.

>> No.6683778
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>>6683718

ronery much

>> No.6683793

>>6683774
Can you truly live pretending a 2D character is your wife, spending time with her, eating dinner with her and talking to her?
How do you live with yourself?

>> No.6683798

>>6683793
Well, you start by getting up in the morning, and then you go to sleep at night, and inbetween you do things. Then the next day you do the same thing. It's pretty easy.

>> No.6683803

>>6683793
He doesn't live with himself, he lives with his waifu.

>> No.6683804

What is this, normalfriends visit /jp/ day?

>> No.6683833

>>6683793
You just do. You could ask the same of someone who is serving a lifetime sentence in prison, how they manage to live with the fact that the only thing they will see for the rest of their lives is within the prison walls. What they'll say is that they eventually forget about the outside, because it's completely irrelevant to them. They shrink their world to just include what it within the prison walls, and can thus focus on that, instead of going every day just thinking about what they're missing out on on the outside. And it's even easier if you don't know anything else, so it helps that most of us have never had girlfriends.

>> No.6683841

>>6683833
If you're comparing it to a prison, it can't be a very good life?

>> No.6683846

>>6683841
Compare it to a monestary, then, if you're so inclined.

>> No.6683850

>>6683841
From the perspective of people on the outside, yes. But once you're on the inside, it's what you got, and you learn to live with it.

>> No.6683854

>>6683846
moneystar?

>> No.6683859

>>6683846
Then are you truly happy living a lie?
It's never too late to get out there, get into shape and have steamy hot sex with attractive girls.

>> No.6683862

>>6683854
I misspelled it, it's monastery.

>> No.6683871

>>6683859
You might as well say that to a room full of orthodox monks.

We are not interested in your drunken orgies.

>> No.6683880

>>6683859
It's not really that simple. Sure, I could lose some weight and go outside more, but it wouldn't change my many personality flaws and the fact that I start panicking as soon as people start having any kinds of social expectations of me. As men, we are broken. There's no way a well-meaning girl would want to put up with us.

>> No.6683890

>>6683884
I pity you more because you are unable to understand what an example is.

>> No.6683884

>>6683871
Yes, only drunk people have sex and when they do they're orgies. Your life really is very sad.

I pity you.

>> No.6683895

>>6683859
>and have steamy hot sex with attractive girls.

Except that this kind of life is just empty and devoid of any meaning. And 3D women are all ugly, cheat and have bad personality. No, don't post disgusting shopped cosplay whores, they're ugly too.
Many of us just hate other human beings, so we just stick with what we truly love.

>> No.6683902

>>6683880
Social anxiety can be changed as well, I'm the living proof.
Sure, I'm not the party's main speaker, but I can hold my own talking to a few strangers. I used to be a fat, anxious and completely lacking self-esteem. Deep down all of you really want to break out and be social, you're just frightened and thus keep to 2D, non-existent girls because they're easier to deal with.

>> No.6683916

>>6683884
It can't be helped if that's how it makes you feel to hear of our situation, but I assure you that such an emotion would be wasted on us. Save it for people who are in a situation that can't be coped with by just changing your attitude, like the people who are without shelter and company on right now on Christmas Eve.

>> No.6683929

>>6683902
>Deep down all of you really want to break out and be social
No, I really don't. You can kindly take your leave now.

>> No.6683930

>>6683902
>Deep down all of you really want to break out and be social,

Bullshit. I want to punch your face and kill your family now.

>> No.6683942

>>6683916
I expect you're without company too, though. Except for your waifu.

>>6683930
>Bullshit.
Keep telling yourself that and maybe it'll become reality one day. It won't, though. I still pity you. Though I suppose you don't care about that. Keep kissing your monitor and eating cake with your drawings if that's what makes you happy, bud.

>> No.6683953

>>6683942
>Keep kissing your monitor and eating cake with your drawings if that's what makes you happy, bud.
And thus, the thread was brought to a peaceful conclusion.

>> No.6683970

>>6683902
>>6683916

To tell you the truth, I hate Christmas, and that goes for other holidays that maintain the theme of happiness, friendship, love, and family. Perhaps its because I'm jealous that I'm away from my family, I certainly don't look at the people I work with as "family" no matter how much they try to cram that down my throat. For what it's worth, its just some anti-suicide garbage for the others who are all in the same situation as me. 6 years of being alone and having gone through bad relationships with the opposite sex have taught me that being alone isn't all that bad. By all means, celebrate those holidays and the such, I won't try and take them from you, but keep your garbage away from me.

>> No.6683977

1. Get a girl
Rejected -> Living hell, go back and repeat.
Not rejected. go to 2.

2. Get a relationship
She cheated/Dumped you -> Living hell, go back to 1 and repeat.
Not dumped -> go to 3.

3. Marriage
She cheated/Dumped you -> Living hell, game over.
No big problems -> go to 4.

4. Make children
Problem? -> Adopted child/No child living hell.
No problem -> go to 5.

5. Your child is sucking your money

No more money for hobbies.
Children are loud.

Living hell.
Game over.

>> No.6683980

>>6683902
The denial argument isn't very effective, because I've tried many times before to fit in among people, and it has only made me worse. When I finally accepted that I shouldn't bother anymore, the feeling of relief was amazing, like I had finally found the happiness that I had been conditioned to reject.

>> No.6683996

If only meido were here to sweep this thread away

Give us a new meido for Christmas, moot.

>> No.6684000

>Having read (...) article in Sankaku,
You're way lower than any of us will be

>> No.6684008

>>6683996
Deal with it baby, your reality and way of life is being reflected on this thread. Just grit your teeth and bare with it, how matter how much this mirrors you.

>> No.6684011

>>6683942
You dont what is this man

when i fuck my gf i think she arcuried and i'm shiki

2D LOVE IS ROMANCE

>> No.6684016

>>6684008
>Just grit your teeth and bare with it, how matter how much this mirrors you.
This mirrors much matters my teeth all the time.

>> No.6684017

ya'll got trolled, including me for responding in this thread.

>> No.6684018

>>6684008

No, it is just you shitposting.

>> No.6684019

>>6683942
>Keep telling yourself that and maybe it'll become reality one day

Funny how some random guy thinks he knows me better than myself.

>Keep kissing your monitor and eating cake with your drawings if that's what makes you happy, bud

Awwwright.

>> No.6684032

>>6683977
You missed a possible outcome:

2. Get a relationship
She's a possessive argumentative narcissistic psycho bitch -> Living hell, and etc.

>> No.6684033

>>6684016
you have teeth?

>> No.6684054

>>6684032
yeah, this kinda life. out of the question

>> No.6684069

This thread is an eyesore.

>> No.6684103

>>6683718

When will you faggots learn that shitkaku is not welcome here?

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Yes an eyesore

>> No.6684117

>>6684103
believe it or not, not everyone spends their awaking moment following the opinions of /jp/
Surprisingly, they do other things, unlike you and I

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