/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>280 pounds

I guess that's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

That's nice but I'm not fat, I don't play video games all day because I have to work to pay my bills, and most importantly, I don't give a single fuck about my dad.

[Anonymous No.]

My father told me he was proud of me 2 days ago, after I got promoted at my company.

I guess I don't fit your bill OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677037
Your dad wanted a sand that was handsome,outgoing and played sports with him, not someone who gets trolled on 4chan>>6677037

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not any of those things you listed but he's probably disappointed that I'm a girl.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Fart Commander !fKazami5bE No.]

my father died and he was a weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure most people here isn't fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>dad wanted a son that was handsome
Am I the only one seeing the flaw in that statement?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm studying for a master's degree, I'm thin albeit out of shape, and I used to play tennis with my dad, though I haven't in a long time. I also don't watch Japanese cartoons or play video games.

You got me on the "jacks off to drawings" bit, though, I do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677040
aw shit, I think I'll never use the internet again after such epic own4ge

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677037
>>6677038
>>6677045

Fucking normalfags, go check your facebook status and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

This image was just posted on /a/ too.

Cut it out OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677045
Please go out with me! You can stay home all day and I'll keep working to keep you living comfortably. You just have to cuddle with me once in awhile. PLEASE?

[Anonymous No.]

Actually my Dad didn't want a child, he just wanted to marry my mother so he would no longer need to apply for work permits.

Once he qualified, he divorced my mum and went out of his way to make her life miserable...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677058
>>6677051
>>6677038
>>6677037

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677056
You're angry because I'm not as fat as you? Don't worry, even though I'm forced to work, I'm ugly, can't talk to people properly, never kissed a woman and enjoy jerking to little 2D girls.
PLEASE ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER OF THE SUPER SECRET CLUB /JP/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677051

>I also don't watch Japanese cartoons or play video games.

What the fuck are you doing here?

[Kordox !UfMoEDoLLs No.]

My dad uses his computer just as much as me. Also I don't weigh 280 pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad watches porn from the time he wakes up from the time he goes to work everyday.

I don't think he cares what I do as long as I'm not burning the house down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677073

[Anonymous No.]

>sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677068
Just because you fit the description doesn't mean the rest of us are trolling, bro.

If it makes you feel better, I still don't have any friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else have parents who are as nerdy as them?

My dad plays tons of tabletop rpgs, mostly really minor shit that only hardcore gamers have ever even heard of. He goes out once a week to gather with this group of middle aged autists and role dice. They play at the house of this rich guy, I've been there and it's crazy. There's like tons of medieval weapons lying around, full suits of armor, crystal balls, etc.

My dad also plays lots of tcgs, reads manga and American comics, watches anime, etc. He introduced me to anime when I was in elementary school, before there was any anime at all on American television, which started me down this road at a really early age. I'm grateful for it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677090

Go back to your shithole /b/tard, you are one of those normalfags who stayed here after the PUDDI crap.

We don't care and we don't want to know about your normalfag life, go talk about it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

We've reached the era where it's the dads that are 280 pound fat fuck social rejects

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677099
I wish I was that lucky. My dad thinks I'm retarded and my mom doesn't give a shit about any of those and probably thinks I'm retarded too. But carry on.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677051
Normalfag alarm

[Anonymous No.]

And I HATE my dad. I ALWAYS hated him.
Take that you bastard! HA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677118
Oh look, it's that fat nigger sudo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677121

This entire thread is full of normalfags from /b/ and /r9k/, they felt the need to tell everyone they are not 'losers' when they saw this thread.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I was an "oops"(mom's word for it). I was never really wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677108
My parents don't just think I'm retarded, they fucking know I'm socially retarded.

However, to get back to the topic, I don't believe the opinion of my fater is valued that much, given the fact that my mother has been the bossu of the family since I can think.

[Anonymous No.]

That's what my mother wanted.

My father just wanted a son.

That's why nobody was happy. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677133
>I'M A LOSER AND PROUD OF IT
/jp/ is really the only place where you'd see that. I see myself as a loser but I don't think it's cool, nor I try hard to be one just to fit on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677149
Then aybe it's time to learn the difference about 'accepted it' and 'proud of'

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop bumping this fucking thread please.
>>6677149
No one ever said it was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Joke's on you, I never knew my dad.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677149

No retard, i know there is a lot of normalfags among us but the good ones hide the fact that they are normalfags.

Why? because they respect the culture of this board, you imbecile, take your retarded 'alfa mentality' back to >>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677078
Gee, I wonder, maybe he reads VNs and doujinshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677176
Whoa there, you're slightly upset, friend. Why don't you sit down and take a cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677183
Tea>coffee
Also go away with your anime spam shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677180
A VN however, by definition, a video game.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it. You people are saying that r9k is full of normalfags but the first/last time I went there there was a thread talking about how they were lonely and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677222

They are losers but they want to be normal, that's why they are normalfags at heart.

/jp/ers have embraced their way of life, they don't want to change it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677243
So, basically, /jp/ is in denial and /r9k/ isn't. I get it now.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey now, I'm only 250. But yeah, I know I'm a dissapointment. He can just deal with it. Or kick me out of the house, I can only leech for so long. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677222
If you don't see what is wrong with /r9k/ I'm afraid you are going to have to give back your /jp/ elite user badge.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Fart Commander !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6677249
in denial of what

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677249
/jp/ is accepting
/r9k/ yearns to change but are largely unable
most of /r9k/ and /adv/'s problems can be solved by "man up and do it niggah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677078
I don't have time for those anymore. Though I do read VNs, and I wouldn't call those video games.

>>6677100
Honestly, I stay inside and alone whenever I can. I hate going to campus because I can't interact with other people. I'm studying because I want to support myself in the future so I won't have to put up with so much bullshit from my family or anyone else.

I'm tired of this HURRR NEET MASTER RACE shit. We all come from different circumstances, so please shove it up your ass, hard.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is now about taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677334
i hate how this guy draws such cute things but is so horrible
at least the stalk amputation guy heals his yukkuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677334
Twisted creatures. I would take pleasure in purging this blight from our lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677348
They are abominations of God, they are not cute.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

>>6677334

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6677349
DAMMIT TEMPLARS, GO FIGHT THE TRAITOR LEGIONS OR SOMETHING

>>6677354
but they just want to be your friend ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy another normalfag-who-thinks-he's-a-master-troll invasion.

Also if my dad wanted to play sports with me he wouldn't have left.

[Anonymous No.]

sorry for being so cute~

[Anonymous No.]

Peek-a-boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677393
FUCKING DEIBUS
THEY ARE DESERVING OF PURGATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677032
Good thing I'm a mommy's boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen my Dad in 3 years, who knows what he thinks of me.
I'm tall and skinny
Who the fuck weighs 280 pounds?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6677434
Awwww ;_; Poor Yukkuri Reimu

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677436
d'awww

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

Yukkuri Shitiette Ne!

[Youkai Recorder-Tsukumogami !82/lYAMAHA No.]

abuse hijack lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677313
That's an inside joke you dipshit. Also inb4 you drop out of college like the rest of us.

[Youkai Recorder-Tsukumogami !82/lYAMAHA No.]

take it easy in the other world
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[Youkai Recorder-Tsukumogami !82/lYAMAHA No.]

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[Youkai Recorder-Tsukumogami !82/lYAMAHA No.]

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[Youkai Recorder-Tsukumogami !82/lYAMAHA No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6677481
lateral jumping is clearly hard for yukkuri to manage

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677477
>>6677475
>>6677472
>>6677467

You're bad people

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677471
So nobody here is actually a NEET, then, and you're getting mad over nothing. Also, please refer to my earlier suggestion re: shoving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677496

Are you new here? It seems like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677501
I've been here since before the split, sadly. You're just telling yourself I'm new because you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677518
>>6677496
You are a very funny dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677496
Just for the records, you just were replying to a 100% NEET. Yeah, if my eyes hadn't rebelled, I would have made my CS degree for sure. Shit happens I guess. Couldn't read shit in more than 18 months, could not code in more than 30 months, so it didn't make sense to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6677532
Well, that's hardly your fault.

Let's just forget all about this, why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677032
>my dad
>sports
hahahahahahahahaha!

wanted his kids to smoke weed with him, maybe. and my brother does, so that works out.

Also, I weigh about 160, which is not overweight for my height, and I am now less awkward socially than the majority of my family (including my dad).

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, my dad wanted a daughter. Well, I'd say it was close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

but i'm none of those things.
except the jacking off part, but i jack off to A LOT of things.

also dad doesn't play sports. I am a introvert, but only when it comes to guys (cause i'm not gay).

[Anonymous No.]

>>6677532
>Couldn't read shit in more than 18 months, could not code in more than 30 months, so it didn't make sense to continue.

l2Braille
l2screenreader

[Anonymous No.]

My dad never wanted me in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

OP is retarded, at least half the people on /jp/ are skeletal because they forget to eat and/or they spend their food money on figurines.

Also my father wanted an abortion, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I sure trolled him

[Anonymous No.]

OP is why middle class families suck. My dad wanted a son that wasn't addicted to anything and wasn't in prison. It's a good thing that I'm alive and have money to waste on stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of father wants to spend his days playing sports with a handsome son? Sounds gay to me.

[Fortinbras of Norway !!6l6827uAcJE No.]

>>6677032
>280 pound fat fuck
165 pounds here.

>social reject
Got me.

>watches Japanese cartoons
Yea.

>plays video games all day
No.

>jacks off to drawings
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad wanted a little girl and didn't even have a backup name in case I was a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6680155
So do you mean you're a girl or you have no name?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/'s dad is a failure for raising a 280 pound fat fuck social reject who watches japanese cartoons, plays videogames all day, and jacks off to drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6680186
He is saying he has daddy issues.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>6678313

Agreed. That shit is super homo style. Do they take showers together, too?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you bump such a shitty thread?