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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.

To be continued

>> No.6674274
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>> No.6674271

Oh HELL yes.

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>> No.6674300

Who gives a fuck.

Quit spamming this shit.

>> No.6674302

that
that was actually pretty awesome

>> No.6674304
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I can't wait for the continuation

>> No.6674306

>>6674300

>spamming.

Do you even know the meaning of that word?

>> No.6674311

>>6674300
Go spam more of your bestiality folder, fag

>> No.6674317 [DELETED] 

QUALITY TH­READ

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>>6674300

>> No.6674323
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I am excited.

>> No.6674327

>>6674317
reported.

>> No.6674331

>>6674317
>>6674300

Same retarded faggot.
Reported for spam enjoy your ban.

>> No.6674332

>>6674311
>>6674321

Sup OP

Get the fuck out

>> No.6674334

>stopped by eight Christmas whores
>Reisen, Hina

Fuck you. Everything was fine until that.

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>>6674332

"Inside my little autistic world i believe nobody likes flanfly, everyone in this thread is samefag shitposter from /b/"

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>>6674323

>> No.6674340

>whores
>Hina
>Iku
I know it's meant to be Christmas and good will to all men, but I hope Santa rapes you with a coal dildo.

>> No.6674337

>>6674311
>>6674321
>>6674327
>>6674331
>I love daily dose forced memes franfry is so EPIC xD

>> No.6674348

>>6674339

Hi again OP.

Still being mad as fuck?

>> No.6674351

>>6674348

Not OP, you fucking retard.

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>>6674259
I'd cap this if you didn't spoil Mima.

Otherwise, good job.

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Don't worry, guys, whores is just there because it rhymes.
Riiiight?

>> No.6674360

>>6674348
I can feel the buttdevastation flowing within you.

>> No.6674363

>>6674351

No need to get so defensive.

Maybe if you weren't autistic enough to post the same thread at the same time every day you'd be able to actually contribute to the board.

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>>6674259
>Hina
>Whore

I hope Santa brinds you coal, you son of a bitch.

>> No.6674371

>>6674363
Quiet down. You got here, what, yesterday?

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>>6674360

>> No.6674377

Normally I hate /jp/ original content.

But this I don't hate.

>> No.6674385

>>6674363

No, actually i almost never post in this threads but i like this daily dose.

> contribute to the board.

And i'm sure that an angry faggot like you contributes to this board a lot, why don't you tell us how many VN's, doujins, etc, you have translated?

>> No.6674383

>>6674371

Hi again OP.

Trying the good old "you're just a newfag xD" approach now?

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Sure is asspained spamfags ITT.

Didn't know /jp/ condoned this shit now.

>> No.6674409

So all this bickering and infighting over fucking flanfly is all part of this christmas themed holiday special right? And after the third night we see the error of our ways and come to love one another and enjoy christmas together. Right? RIGHT?

>> No.6674421

>>6674409
No this all started because some faggot decide to bitch about flanfly.

>> No.6674424

>>6674394
>Good OC for Christmas
>Never seen, read before
>Only one post this night
>Hurr spamming

It's time for you to take it easy. There are worse commonly posted things than Flanfly.

>> No.6674441

Sorry OP,it seems original content isn't allowed on /jp/

>> No.6674453

>"OC" in this thread
>good

huehue no.

>> No.6674476

>>6674259

Not OP. But why the fuck not?

Marisa and Mima set up a particular spark
To settle particular grudges from a particular remark
To which Flandre, by the magical laser amazed
Lay back, thought of Santa, and started a graze.

Flandre, like the Shivans of Descent: Freespace 2
Replied with red carnage, not green and not blue
And as the mikos combined began to harry her
By combining their armpits into a sacred (Sexy) barrier

It bounced like the most dangerous phallic lamplight yet seen
So then Iku got funky, and screamed 'IKURU BEAM'
To which fuck all happened, the reason why unknown
And unlikely to be solved, as she became forever alone.

Aya took pictures. The hell did you expect?
She was fast enough to think in present retrospect
Which beat physics over the head and locked it up in the canty
As she took the carnage and violence as a chance to snatch panties.

Hina and Reisen, to be a little bit crass
Started pulling powers right out of their ass
And cancelled the action, leaving Flan in a funk
It all ceased with a non-climatic kick to the junk.

>> No.6674494

>>6674441
Hi OP.

>> No.6674504

>>6674494
Bumped because you're a moron.

>> No.6674509

>>6674494
Trolling so hard its not even funny

Inb4 i get called op

>> No.6674536

Flanfly has been posted every day for months.

Why does everybody suddenly care about it now?

>> No.6674547

>>6674536
>everybody
Just one loser you mean.

>> No.6674552

>>6674547
>Everyone that disagrees with me is samefag xD

Oh also sup OP

>> No.6674565

>>6674552
I see plenty of people who disagree with you. Bump again!

>> No.6674567

>>6674565
>Bump
>>>/a/

>> No.6674573

>>6674567
You obviously hate this thread. That alone makes it worthwhile to keep on page 0.

>> No.6674578

>>6674573

You seem a little frustrated. No need to get so mad that people don't want to tolerate your daily spam anymore.

>> No.6674581

>>6674573
>I'll keep bumping the thread that'll show him xD

You do that, kiddo.

>> No.6674586

>>6674578
>everyone who likes flanfly is a samefag
Whatever. Bumped again if you didn't.

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>>6674586
>He actually likes this flanfly shit.

And here I thought you were just trying to troll or something.

>> No.6674610

>>6674573
Wow, I really think it's time for me to stop browsing /jp/ when we have this level of reasoning.
Ha shit, didn't realize that's probably a troll for whining about proper usage of sage, looks like I should go to sleep. Good job and good night. Don't stay up too late it's not good for your health anon.

>> No.6674617

>>6674610
Fuck "proper" uses.

>>6674601
I don't LIKE it but it's preferrable to /jp/'s severe asspain.

>> No.6674619

>>6674552
Here's the deal, you retard.

Flanfly has been going every day for months. It's complained about, but rarely, and nobody ever makes a big fucking deal about it or throws accusation of OP samefagging everywhere. Suddenly, one day, every single Flanfly thread has been filling up with a ton of spam. There are two possibilities:

1. Five to ten or so people who were more or less fine with Flanfly being posted every day for months and months on end, suddenly and inexplicably decided to change their minds for no particular reason on exactly the same day, and spam the shit out of these threads.
2. It's one samefag attempting to sow a shitstorm.

Draw your own fucking conclusions.

>> No.6674623

>>6674617
Please only bump threads if your post is worth displaying on the front page. Yours wasn't.

>> No.6674625

>>6674552
>>6674601
Oh god, actual OP/Flanfly guy here. And I assure you this post here is the only post of mine in this thread other than OP. Some people simply like Flanfly, others are just able to deal with it. Your "stop liking what I don't like" attitude is what makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Especially since there are many other daily doses yet for whatever reason, Flan gives you an aneurysm even though it's posted once a day at a late time where it's inactive as fuck here anyway.

sage because this thread is pretty much derailed/dead/troll feeding/etc

See you all tomorrow night for part 2

>>6674476
Heh, that's pretty nice.

>> No.6674627

>>6674625
>actual OP/Flanfly guy

What's it like being autistic?

>> No.6674633

>>6674627
Like bags of sand.

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>>6674625
I love you flanfly dude.
Keep on flyin'
You are a reminder for me to go to bed, even though I ignore it sometimes.

>> No.6675707

You are my hero flanfly-guy, never change.

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