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6670288 No.6670288 [Reply] [Original]

are you displeased with your lot in life? Do you think you would have been better off with direction, motivation, success and a strong morality?

It's not too late to change your NEETing, Godless ways. Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior. The Lord loves everyone, and He will abolish your past sins, but only if you repent.

Cast your cares upon the Lord, for he cares about you. - I Peter 5:7

>> No.6670292

Ramen~

>> No.6670291

Fuck off. Religion is for the stupid mass'

>> No.6670294

it's the world's fault that i am a NEET
if the world is willing to change into my likings then i will gladly forgive it.

>> No.6670298

>>6670294
no, it's your fault.

>> No.6670314

>>6670291

The masses have lost their faith! Although 83% of all US citizens consider themselves christians, only 38% go to church!

You would make a statement to your friends if you would accept the Lord! It would make you cool!

>>6670294
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. (Psalm 23:4)

God knows, and understands your pain more than anyone else. Try to pray; Just let Him know that you believe, and that you want to share your pain.

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pic related

>> No.6670328

>Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior
Kind of hard to accept the vaporized radioactive remains of someone as a savior...

>The Lord loves everyone
He loved us so much he decided to seal Heaven from us and leave us to Satan. In human terms, that's called high treason, and we gave him the reward of a traitor: death.

>> No.6670332

>>6670314
I have no friends, and would sooner kill myself than listen to the hysteric bullshit spewing from a pastors mouth. (Did I use pastor right? I am unfamiliar with religious terms)

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>trolled hard
pic related

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>>6670314
I love the 'even though I walk...' verse, up until the 'for thou art with me' part.
I replace it with 'for I am driving a house sized mass of FUCK YOU', myself

>> No.6670355
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>>6670323

“The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple.” Psalm 19:7

What about a message of Love? You are free to think what you want in our glorious nation; it is the right of every American. But does that not make me free to give you the life-changing opportunity experience the warmth of God and the Savior?

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God” Matthew 19:24

>> No.6670359

>>6670355
erm.. so if there's heaven... how does it stop it self from being over populated?

>> No.6670360

>using Index to troll
I wish I could hate you to the very mouth of Fenris

>> No.6670363

Thank you OP, and I've opened my eyes and I'll proceed to learn about Christianity from Index and Railgun anime.

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>>6670355
nice dubs.

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>>6670355

I'll keep my god, thank you very much.
There's nothing you can say to convert me.

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>>6670355
yeah srsly, nice dubs

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>>6670359

"In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also." (John 14:2,3)

Don't be concerned with our earthly lackings, my child. Population, food, space, happiness.. It is all in abundance in the Heavens; and all of this will be yours if you embrace Him. It will not only bring you great happiness in this life, but also in the next.

>> No.6670389

Only If I get to hang out with Index all day.

>> No.6670390

>>6670359
Not who you are replying to, but:

- flow of humans arriving in Heaven when they die was reduced dramatically since around the Renaissance age.
- the Eternal City is a city (HURR) the size of Venezuela. That's not counting the surrounding area filled with slums, which is apparently bigger than that. All in all, Heaven has 50% more land area than Earth, and all of it is inhabitable.

Before the war, there were 100,000,000 angels and at least 5 times that quantity of humans living in Heaven

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>>6670355
You are wrong, for the soul resides in the mind, and through our faith you can reach bliss without the need of a body. We are happiness, we are SCRATCH

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>>6670382
>>6670395
I find your meddling, amusing, but it is I who will stand in the heavens.

>> No.6670403

The fact that even one person took the OP seriously and got angry is priceless.

>> No.6670407

God is just a 2000 year old drug trip.

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Angles...ugh, disgusting creatures.

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>>6670360

God reaches us in many ways. Some youth may not enjoy Christian rock concerts, or are afraid of gatherings in general. But you love anime!
>>6670395
Don't get persuaded by the temptations of New Age 'religion'; They preach false Gods, or no Gods at all.

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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> "Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."


door swings both ways.

>> No.6670453

I'm Christian, but me and God don't talk much these days...

I'm fairly sure I died at some point, that my soul went to heaven and that I'm just the shell continuing to breathe out of survival instinct.

feelslikenothing.jpg

>> No.6670456

>>6670429
Not a fan of math?

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6670462

soup guyz

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im justing going to leave this here...

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>>6670453

There are times when your faith is less powerful than it used to be. But these are the times where we need the comfort of God the most. Do you feel like He has slipped from your life? When was the last time you prayed?

Our most troubled times can sometimes bring us the closest to the Lord and Jesus Christ.

"I will say of the Lord. He is my refuge and my fortress: In Him will I trust." - Psalm 91:2

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>>6670462
>implying slaves (as we know them) and bond servants were the same thing

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Ah good ol' religion, the longest running scam since the dawn of time.

I've come to the conclusion that the only reason why it's still around is because no one wants to admit that they've wasted their whole life on this bullshit.

Honestly the religious folk out there feel that it's better for the world and society to live happy in ignorance rather than miserable with the truth. The thing is, you can overcome misery and move on. Just imagine the good that can come if every religion in the world ceased.

>> No.6670635

Looks like OP found a Bible quotes page and is trying to troll by pasting what are probably the most overused Bible quotes ever.

>>6670462
Please point out to me where in the Bible it says that homosexuality is not okay? Last I checked, that's the Church's bullshit, not from the actual Bible.

>>6670288
NEETing is not a sin.
>“Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Teacher. “Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.” What do people gain from all their labors at which they toil under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again. All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, “Look! This is something new”? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. No one remembers the former generations, and even those yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow them.

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>> No.6670641

(continued from >>6670635 )

>I, the Teacher, was king over Israel in Jerusalem. I applied my mind to study and to explore by wisdom all that is done under the heavens. What a heavy burden God has laid on mankind! I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind. What is crooked cannot be straightened; what is lacking cannot be counted. I said to myself, “Look, I have increased in wisdom more than anyone who has ruled over Jerusalem before me; I have experienced much of wisdom and knowledge.” Then I applied myself to the understanding of wisdom, and also of madness and folly, but I learned that this, too, is a chasing after the wind.
(Ecclesiastes 1:2-17)

>Light is sweet, and it pleases the eyes to see the sun. However many years anyone may live, let them enjoy them all. But let them remember the days of darkness, for there will be many. Everything to come is meaningless. You who are young, be happy while you are young, and let your heart give you joy in the days of your youth. Follow the ways of your heart and whatever your eyes see, but know that for all these things God will bring you into judgment. So then, banish anxiety from your heart and cast off the troubles of your body, for youth and vigor are meaningless.
(Ecclesiastes 11:7-10)

tl;dr: Life has awesome moments and life is shit at times. You don't have to 'achieve something' because in the end it doesn't matter anyways. You're free to enjoy life however you want, just don't do stupid things that God'll want to punish you for and everything will be fine.

>> No.6670648

>>6670477
Gotta jump in there to say I LOVE that artist.
That's all.

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6670672

>Implying a godlike creature would think of humans as anything more than tasty morsels.

>> No.6670679

I'm actually not displeased at all. It always surprises me when people act like NEETs need to be unhappy, or assume that I am. I love being a NEET, and I've never been happier than I am now. Probably the one and only thing about my life I don't like is the constant feeling that I may not be able to continue living like this forever. But if I could, I absolutely would.

>> No.6670695

>>6670679
How long have you been a NEET for?

>> No.6670699

>>6670580
And to think that the debate spanning thousands of years could be won by a single neckbeard. Good job.

>> No.6670706

>>6670695
Almost three years now.

>> No.6670718

>>6670580
Well, I'm personally an atheist, but I don't have any strong desire to see religion disappear. As long as the believers don't go around bothering people who don't care for their bullshit, I have no problem with them whatsoever. I mean, religion does have a very strong cultural value to it. A lot of great works of art and whatnot have been made in the name of one god or another.

>> No.6670730

My god is money. The only god that truly matters in this wonderful world.

>> No.6670748

>>6670580
Three of the four quotes are from the Torah. The Torah is very, very, very old, and has without a doubt been modified beyond recognition for political purposes. (It's similar to how the Church makes up a lot of bullshit and preaches it as if it were in the Bible, except back then they could modify the actual scriptures to match what they're trying to push.) See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_hypothesis for more information on the probable origin of the Torah.

The only remaining of those quotes was indeed probably like that. That's what wars were like back then: storm the enemies, and once you've won, kill their people, destroy their buildings, and loot their possessions. Business as usual back then. God decided to make a nation successful, and he played by the human's rules in doing so (except for the obvious cheating miracles which allowed the Jews to be practically invincible as long as they remained loyal to God).

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Religion thread? Let us worship.

>> No.6670991

In times like this is when I start to question my atheutism.

no, really, I wish was more religious, I've seen how faith can move people to do big things, but oh well, brb, desecrating the moral values of society in my room.

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>>6670580
>/jp/ poster complaining about people living happily by believing in delusions

>> No.6671434

Dude, I don't WANT eternal life, or an eternal afterlife. Eternal life sucks because, well, look at Mokou. Eternal after life? No thanks. I don't think you religious folk quite grasp the concept of eternity.

Think about this. You die, and assuming you follow the right religion (which isn't necessarily Christianity), you go to heaven. There you supposedly live in eternal happiness. Well, I submit that you can have to much of a good thing. If I was in heaven and able to eat my favorite food all the time, fuck 72,000 virgins, and play Touhou and watch anime all day, I'd get bored eventually. Admit it, you would too. Even if you're able to travel the whole universe and learn everything there is to know about it over billions of years, and then watch it collapse and Big Bang all over again and repeat its whole existence, that would only be the tiniest, most insignificant fraction of eternity. Fuck that shit, I'd be bored out of my fucking skull.

>> No.6671466

>>6671434
>implying boredom is an inevitable state of eternal life and not a defect of the human mind

>> No.6671469

>>6671434
>>6671466

great minds think alike

>> No.6671489

>>6671434
If it's 'eternal happiness', then maybe you wouldn't be able to be bored?

>> No.6671492

I used to be a christian, but then I learned to think on my own.

>> No.6671508

>>6671492

This

>> No.6671528

>>6671492
>>6671508
why can't christians think for themselves? why only agnostics/atheists?

I'd say both camps have their share of brainwashed zombies.

>> No.6671536

If nuns do look like Index, then I'm in

vc: religion. Hogazi

>> No.6671564

Ok so, you do good things so you can go to heaven
But atheist do good things, just for do them, in case god exist, who you think will have a place in heaven?
i respect religions, but why the fuck do you want us to belive on a imaginary friend? mind your own buisness

>> No.6671570

>>6671528
True faith necessarily destroys character.

>> No.6671572

>>6671564
business* sorry

>> No.6671604

>>6671570
>true faith

I don't know, those sign carrying doomsayers have quite a bit of character.

>> No.6671629

>>6671604
I mean the faith where you become obedient to it. You start "following", you start thinking things that may be unnatural to you. Inevitably you start to become more and more of a moron.

>> No.6672882

>>6671629
This.

>> No.6674301

>>6671629
You will always change your way of thinking "unnaturally". What you are like is not decided on birth, it depends on how you grow up and what you've experienced. Religion is just one of countless factors.

And how is the influence religion has on people always a bad thing, leading them to become morons? If anything, religion has made me a nicer guy.

If you're talking about faiths where people are completely OBEDIENT to it, letting every aspect of their lives being controlled by it, that's not religion but a political tool. Religion is important in the lives of many people, and is probably the easiest thing to manipulate to gain control over people's lives. People take advantage of that, like they always have in history. But that's an issue of people being assholes and other people not thinking, not an issue with religion.

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