平沢憂ちゃんは私の家内です。

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Kappa (河童) are a type of water sprite that live in rivers. In oversimplified term, they are aquatic goblins. Often portrayed as having a turtle shell and beak, they're known for having a curiosity about humans, sometimes challenging humans to tests of skill, eating children, and having a love of cucumbers. They have an unique body structure called "dish" on top of their head, and it must be filled with water for the creatures to function properly on the land. Kappa are known to pull out shirikodama(尻子玉, anal ball) out from human and killing them in process. Shirikodama is an imaginary gland that is said to exist somewhere near anus or around stomach, although where exactly is open to debate. This story seems to originate from the tendency that drowned corpses often having their anus wide open like something were pulled out from there. Kappa is sometimes depicted as creature with strength, as in case of stories where human not being able to withstand against match of sumou wrestling when it is done fair and square. Kappa in Gensokyo seem to think they're on good terms with humans but some of the folklore humans handed down over the generations suggest that humans think otherwise. Around the time the Hakurei Border was formed, the kappa constructed the dragon statue in the Human Village that people there worship every day. The kappa even installed a weather prediction device into it.

>WAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663655
wat are you so wat off

[Anonymous No.]

Hey. You. Your shitty posts are an eyesore. Please either drop the name or stop posting forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Yum yum, butts.

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>>6663660
You should head over to /g/. It's full of anti-name/anti-tripcode faggotry and angry autism. I think you'll fit in perfectly over there.

Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663678
I'm sure you've had this explained before, but I'm going to explain it again.

A name makes it too easy to hate you. I don't want to hate you. Please drop your name.

[Anonymous No.]

Old.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>6663655
I think /jp/ is already aware of this

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>>6663690
No that's the first time someone's ever given an explanation for baseless irrational hate of a random person on /jp/.

My name makes it easy to troll angry autists without even trying. I can make a post, and it still trolls people 6 months later because of archives. It isn't my intention though, it's just a rather funny bonus.

In my defence I'm not trying to shitpost, I only post things /jp/ and Touhou-related things. I don't care that you hate me.

Notice that Kappa is Gensokyo-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663717
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663717
Ugh. At least I tried.

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>>6663771
Why does a name make you so frustrated? Can't you take it easy? Serious question, not even trolling. Why does seeing anything other than anonymous upset you so?

[Ironically Named Anonymous No.]

>>6663814
Because having a name makes us seem more like people, which frightens the average autistic /jp/er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663814
You misunderstand; I don't mind seeing names. I mind seeing a name annoy me repeatedly.

I especially mind when they say they're doing it for the lulz when confronted about it.

[ihaveaname~ No.]

>>6663844
And what pet peeve you have doesn't matter. Stop whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663850
You asked that time.

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>>6663844
I said it was a side effect, and not my intention.

I only make a few posts per day. I think you should take it easy.

[ihaveaname~ No.]

>>6663857
I never asked anything. But seriously, shut up. No one cares if you hate people with names.

[Anonymous No.]

Kappa! Kappa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663860
You said it's a side-effect, but you never mentioned a main effect. Please don't say "I want people to remember my posts."
>>6663862
No. I've already ruined this thread; there's no reason not to ruin it more getting this off my chest.

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>>6663882
Fuck year Kappa.

WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6663882
Yes there is you cancerous faggot.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

I'm gonna assume this still hasn't been scanned

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>>6663907
Thanks, bro.

I didn't know Nitori was so awesome until today.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUA­LITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6664246
QUALITY POST

[Anonymous No.]

Post more Pallas cats you faggot

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6663678
have name and tripcode over there and they don't seem to mind.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

is this a nitori thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6665179
Yes :) All Nitori welcome.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6665213
>>6663705
Please post the source

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>6665247
>>6665247
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=12879324
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=13658244
cover page and preview

it still isn't scanned yet afaik, which sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>6665247
http://saucenao.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6665213
The most unrealistic intestines I've ever seen in 2D.