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Hey Faggots,

My name is Rinnosuke Morichika, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Touhou hentai pictures. You are everything bad on the Earth. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any actual Touhou pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my "Sexy Beam" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level with your futa fetishism. This is even worse than discussing Fate/Stay Night powerlevels in /jp/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much manlier than you. I own the single biggest harem in the universe, and everyday girls flock to my store to get laid. What do you do for a living, other than "jack off to pictures of naked Gensokyo women"? I also got one cute loli witch, a shameless photographer, a deliciously healthy maid and have a banging hot supplier (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>> No.665713

i'm not fat ;_;

>> No.665715
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665715

Hey Mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Saber hentai pictures. You are everything bad on the Earth. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any actual Saber pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my "Gate of Babylon" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level with your futa fetishism. This is even worse than discussing Touhou powerlevels in /jp/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much manlier than you. I own the single biggest armory in the universe, and everyday girls flock to my castle to get laid. What do you do for a living, other than "jack off to pictures of naked women"? I also got one shitton of swords, a shameless ego, an extremely powerful Ea and have a banging hot knight (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>> No.665716

okay, this is the perfect border between lol and rage

>> No.665717

>>665712
How does a guy form Touhou world know what /jp/ is you dont have internet there and let alone can you speak english. How do you even know what Touhou is ... You call your world gensokyo. TELL ME HOW?? How do you know stuff like "Shit was SO cash" people form gensokyo dont speak in that mannner...

ENJOY YOUR RONERY TROLL ANON.

>> No.665719

>>665715

Well shit
How do I respond to that?

>> No.665721

>>665717
hot troll on troll action

>> No.665723

>>665719
How does a guy form The Nanaverse world know what /jp/ is you dont have internet there and let alone can you speak english. How do you even know what Touhou is ... You call your world nanaverse. TELL ME HOW?? How do you know stuff like "Shit was SO cash" people form nanverse dont speak in that mannner...

ENJOY YOUR RONERY TROLL ANON.

>> No.665727

>>665719
How does a guy form nanaverse world know what /jp/ is you dont have internet there and let alone can you speak english. How do you even know what Touhou is ... You call your world nanaverse. TELL ME HOW?? How do you know stuff like "Shit was SO cash" people form nanvarse dont speak in that mannner...

ENJOY YOUR RONERY TROLL ANON.

>> No.665733

>>665712
Fail. You forgot about the shrine maiden who is clearly hot for you.

>> No.665735
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665735

>everyday girls flock to my store

Well I hear your only customers are Hakurei and that no-good daughter of mine.

>> No.665743

>>665735
Except your actual daughters are kind of fucked up.

You're not Marisa's dad nor are you any good of a human being. Stop posting his goddamn picture.

>> No.665745

>>665733
I don't do zombies.

>> No.665747

Oh noes. Yukari just gave Rinnosuke a broadband connection and an English dictionary.

>> No.665748

>>665745
She's not a zombie.

>> No.665752

>>665719
Hello faggots,

My name is Shiro Emiya and blah blah blah

You know the drill.

>> No.665763

Hey Faggots,

My name is Candlejack, and I hate eve

>> No.665764
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665764

>>665747
I dont really thing Touhous know how that stuff works...

>> No.665765

I'll plug my cable into Ran if you get what I mean.

>> No.665809
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665809

Hey Mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Saber hentai pictures. You are everything bad on the Earth. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any actual Saber pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my "Gate of Babylon" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level with your futa fetishism. This is even worse than discussing Touhou powerlevels in /jp/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much manlier than you. I own the single biggest armory in the universe, and everyday girls flock to my castle to get laid. What do you do for a living, other than "jack off to pictures of naked women"? I also got one shitton of swords, a shameless ego, an extremely powerful Ea and have a banging hot knight (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>> No.665812

>>665765
Wii's cables have a diameter of about 0.5mm (0.2").
How can you even piss with that dick of yours?

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665816

>>665715
Hey Gilgamesh,

My name is Shirou Emiya, and... you lost me.

>> No.665819

>>665809
OH U

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