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6656744 No.6656744 [Reply] [Original]

Seriously guys, just man up and talk to her.

She wouldn't be intimidating to approach, you know that your attractiveness either matches or is above hers...I don't see why you're so scared about this.

Seems like a decent girl to hangout with, too. You know that you wouldn't mind walking around in public with her, either.

Why not just go for it?

>> No.6656763

it's 3D

>> No.6656771
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>>6656744

>> No.6656776

Real girls are gross.

>> No.6656772

Because I'm way too much of an asshole, to the point of being completely unlikeable. I'm okay with this, as it keeps idiots at bay.

>> No.6656781

I've tried to approach every girl I've ever liked but they always reject me. I don't even have a chance, so why keep trying.

>> No.6656783

You want the truth? I'll give you the truth.

The majority of the posts on this fucking board are all about wanting girls. As a femanon, it makes me laugh to read the obsessive thoughts of a bunch of insecure aspies who totally lost the evolutionary lotto. And you wanna know why? Because it is really not that hard to get a girl. You just have to be yourself, be nice and be smart enough to recognize the difference between girlfriend material and emotionally manipulating sluts.

So, to all the wimpy, bitchy anons out there who feel utterly hopeless when it comes to even remotely thinking about women: get the fuck off 4chan and actually attempt to make a girl smile.

>> No.6656786

Sure, but who are we talking about?

>> No.6656790

>>6656744
Way too fat.

Americans have no taste even for 3DPD women.

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6656791

But I have no "her"...

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>>6656783

>> No.6656796

>>6656783
What about the ones that are convinced that having XX chromos makes you batshit crazy?

There's no way a girl could ever be my equal-- MEN can't even do it. Nothing more satisfying than having a girl interested in you that you completely ignore because they aren't worthy.

>> No.6656799

>>6656783
>As a femanon

Quit lying, there are no females on the internet.

>> No.6656805

>>6656790
>way too fat
Nigga you crazy. Nothing wrong with a little extra padding here and there. Emphasizes the curves.

>> No.6656803

>>6656783

>You just have to be yourself

Do you really mean that? Look where you are right now. Do you seriously think that you would date a person here if they acted like themselves?

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6656810

Stop falling for this shit, you're better than this.

>>>/v/81740456
>>>/v/81740456
>>>/v/81740456
>>>/v/81740456

>> No.6656812

>>6656783

I'm generally oblivious when they're flirting with me EVEN when I'm engaged in conversation and making them laugh and stuff like that. My friends will always be like "Dude, you know she was flirting with you right" And I'll go "Pshhh you're crazy" etc.

such is life of a naive permavirgin

Fuck I hate my life.

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>> No.6656824

>>>/r9k/

>> No.6656827

>>6656803
>>6656799
>>6656796
>>6656795
/jp/ is too easy.

I got that post from /r9k/ (after you guys linked it to that anon trying to find the "most pathethic board") and added it to my paste folder.

This thread was just the perfect opportunity to put it to use.

>> No.6656829

>>6656812
In the rare occasion I get the "Dude, she was flirting with you," my standard response is "Good. Let her know what it feels like to want something she'll never get."

>> No.6656834

>Seriously guys, just man up and talk to her.
who is "her"? the unappealing women in my city?

>you know that your attractiveness either matches or is above hers
I haven't seen a girl I consider truly attractive in years.

>Seems like a decent girl to hangout with, too.
no she doesn't

>You know that you wouldn't mind walking around in public with her, either.
dude, why the fuck would I want to be outside? I can't dodge danmaku and be spammed by ART missiles while outside.

>> No.6656836

>>6656783
Most of us don't complain about it, you're thinking of /r9k/.

Also,
>Because it is really not that hard to get a girl. You just have to be yourself
>You just have to be yourself
>be yourself
>Society

Sure is hypocrisy.

>> No.6656839

>>6656827

"too easy"? It lasted all of 15 mins before it was spotted, which considering you were just testing it out for the first time, actually shows how amazingly acute /jp/'s troll senses are.

Meanwhile this same thread on /v/ is probably going to hit like 200 posts in an hour or so.

>> No.6656842

>>6656827
We know it's a trollpasta of some sort, we're just too bored to care and like to discuss things.

>> No.6656844

>>6656827
Is it still "getting trolled" if you willingly walk into the trap out of boredom? I'm probably the only person who loves getting trolled, because it provides a prime time to argue, my favorite pastime

Captcha readfox koan
How zen

>> No.6656845

>>6656836
>>6656812
I like how it keeps receiving replies.

That's why we're never going to be a non-shitty board. It's just so ridiculously easy to get /jp/ers insecurities out and make them reply a thousand times to/in a shitty thread.

I'm not sure if it's just the newfriends, but it doesn't matter when it's so prevalent.

>> No.6656843

STOP FUCKING TALKING, it's a troll copypasta, you are wasting your fucking time on this thread. Everyone who posts beyond this one needs to get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.6656849

>>6656844
My thoughts exactly.
Obvious troll threads are so good at relieving me from my boredom.

>> No.6656851

>>6656744
Wearing weeaboo kitty ears is one thing but drawing whiskers on your face and having a tail makes you a furry.

I don't want to talk to furries.

>> No.6656853

>>6656839
It wasn't spotted, I had to point it out.

Also, I did not post the OP, just the pasta from /r9k/, if that's too difficult for you to understand.

>> No.6656854

>>6656845

No, it's just fucking newfriends, actually they are more like newfags for not listening to elder /jp/ advice, that is shut the fuck up, report thread, hide and move on.

>> No.6656857

>>6656843
Whoa, take it easy.

Seems we have a lot more rage about since the meido "retired". Getting pissed off on the internet is so silly. Annoyed, sure.

>> No.6656861

>27 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>/jp/
wwwww

>> No.6656866

>>6656843
>>6656827
We like giving serious replies and debating the content of trollposts.

Deal with it.

>> No.6656875

>>6656854
>newfags
どうかな～

>> No.6656884

>>6656783
It's probably copypasta, but is successful at emulating female stupidity.

>> No.6656885

>>6656744

I talk to her almost every day. Hell, she probably spends more time at my house then she does at her own.

But what if I tell her I love her, and she stops coming over?

>> No.6656893

>>6656783

>So, to all the wimpy, bitchy anons out there who feel utterly hopeless when it comes to even remotely thinking about women: get the fuck off 4chan and actually attempt to make a girl smile.

Sorry, but the majority of you are simply bitches and whores. You greet our attempts to make you smile with contempt at best. Really, you're not worth the trouble. Not to say that applies to all of you, but enough that I'm not willing to put in the time. Benefit/time ratio simply doesn't work in my favor - far more happiness could be had with the money I could make in that period of time.

>> No.6656911

>>6656885
>tell her I love her
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't blow your wad all at once. Work up to that.

>> No.6656917

>>6656885
>>6656911
You two should pick up this entire conversation and move it to >>>/r9k/ where it belongs.

This thread, it was made for you!
>>>/r9k/12536786

>> No.6656991

THIS SAME THREAD WAS POSTED ON /g/, WTF!?

>> No.6656995

>>6656917
I never set foot off /jp/ and nothing short of a ban will make me.

>> No.6656998

shit i was like "wait what board am i on?" because of the "most of the threads on this board are about wanting girls" and the only girls we express liking are 2d ones

>> No.6656999

>>6656991
Yeah apparently it's called spam.

>> No.6657029

>>6656995
yes you do, I've seen you post in /m/ before.

>> No.6657039

>>6657029
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Good catch.
I've been limiting my forays to /m/ for a while now, though.

>> No.6657040

>>6656998
It's xmas, this is when all the ronery normalfags come out.

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