social retardation thread numbero 2

[Anonymous No.]

>be white and retarded
>in high school
>10:1 black to white ratio
>fights break out regularly
>be ugly with long nasty hair
>approached by a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>they ask if im a serial killer
>say no
>they leave
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking like a strung out drug addict is a sure fired way to be left alone be even the hardest niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6656114
It means he looks like Sawako from Kimi ni Todoke. Play your cards right, and you can land the super refreshing pretty boy on the baseball team!

[Anonymous No.]

Once a loli asked to be my Valentine, but I didn't have enough courage to take her up on her offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6656133
They don't want to fuck with their customer base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6656174
BAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>approached by a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>they want to fuck
>say no
>they get mad
>throw em a basketball
>escape while they are distracted
>mlofw

[Anonymous No.]

>approached by a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>they want to be cummed inside
>say no
>they cry and pop up dildos and anal beads and violate their anuses
>mfw

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>Riding on the back of the school bus instead of the front.
>Scared because that's where the bad kids sit.
>Bunch of bullies insult my mom.
>"Your mom is like a light bulb, three screws and she's out"
>Didn't get it
>Agreed that my mom gets exhausted after working the nightshift so she stays in bed all day.
>Everybody bursts out laughing
>I still don't get it.
>Sister explains why
>I'm shocked.
>Go to the boys and explain that I didn't mean my mom was a prostitute. She works the grave yard shift as a pharmacists and she has anemia and a nerve ache on her right arm and left leg so she can't exert herself too much.
>That was a bad joke and I'm going to tell the bus driver.
>They make fun of my turtle neck. Call me the gay son of a prostitute.
>I start crying.
>Get off at the bust stop
>Boys take my umbrella, hit me with it and then put a worm and fistful of grass in my turtle neck.
>The crawling sensation makes me dance about, I slip and fall and cry some more.
>Get home and my sisters tells my mom I called her a whore.
>I get belted.
>My face.

This happened when I was in the second grade. 15 years later and its still painful. If I had gotten the insult then it probably won't have gotten as bad as it did.

Then there was the time I unknowingly implied that my mom's boss had bad breath during his birthday party. What I had meant to say was that my baby sister was cranky. Second worst belting of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>approached by a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>they ask if I play Touhou
>say yes
>Play touhou all day long with 5 niggers
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657488
Nigger can't play touhou , Marisa will Master Spark'em because only she can steal the precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657488
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykhAC4v6iwk

[Anonymous No.]

>approached by a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>they ask me to guide them to the principle office because they are transfer students
>open the door
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>6656114
>approach to a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit! they think
>ask them if they play VNs
>they say yes
>Talk about eroge and VNs with 5 niggers
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657500
That movie was so bad it made my skin crawl.

[Y.o.ur f.a.v.o.r.i.t.e A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s t.h.a.t l.i.v.e.s i.n B.a.n.g.k.o.k No.]

great thread 10/10 would read again

[Anonymous No.]

>be white and retarded
>approached by a group of 5 black hoodlums
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>they ask if im a quality thread
QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>Be homeschooled
>Reading through my physics textbook
>Look outside
>kid being beat up on my front lawn
>spot a volume of manga on the ground nearby
>Shrug
>It can't be helped
>Close curtains
>Continue reading through physics textbook

My childhood was boss.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you supposed to respond to being told you're going to shoot up the school? People told me that multiple times over the years. I still have no idea where they got the idea that I would ever do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>obvious weeaboo faggot
>approached by diverse brown fellow
>WE ANNIE MAY NOW
>miw

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657560
Hey Turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657560
People told me that as well throughout high school. They also thought I had no emotions since the most you could find me doing was grinning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657560
refer to the fact that you're not a gun nut and every school shooter is a gun nut.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to school with my 4 black friends
>approach a shaggy white guy
>oshitoshitoshitoshit
>Ask if he's a serial killer
>he says no
>walk away
>hfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>6657593
could have been more creative than that.