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I had lunch with my waifu today.

What did you guys do?
Pic related.

>> No.6655026

You should use your tongue

>> No.6655031

>>6655026
I've kissed my monitor plenty of times before.

>> No.6655032

Well, I asked a few females on /jp/ to go out with me but, as usual, they are either ignored or rejected me. What's so bad about going out with me?

>> No.6655036

>>6655032
>3D
That's your problem.

>> No.6655043

Flooded a stupid Azunyan thread with glorious touhou images, cleaned my floor with Murphy Oil Soap, took a nap, and listened to music on my bad-ass Elite SC-37 and Paradigm SE series setup.

Right now eating ice cream for dinner and thinking about maybe watching a movie.

>> No.6655050
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sat around all day

>> No.6655054

>>6655036
I know, I know. I'd just like to have a two-way conversation instead of me just talking to a picture of my waifu on my monitor.

>> No.6655059

>>6655054
I've recreated my waifu's personality in my head so when I speak to her, I'm talking to my projection of her.

I try to get her responses to be as canon as possible, and I've been getting exceedingly efficient at it. I love bantering with Horo back and forth when I'm commuting to my classes. (In my head of course, I'm not that crazy -- yet)

>> No.6655069

anyone have the pic I posted years ago? Its me feeding a cookie to a gree haired girl :3

Laughed my ass of when I saw someone post it awhile back.

>> No.6655071

Woke up 3 hours ago. Watched haruhi stream, ate noodles. That's about it. Been sleeping only 3 hours per night for the past 4 days so Im getting kinda tired.

>> No.6655075

I just got out of bed.

>> No.6655081

>>6655059
That sounds pretty difficult to do. Do you ever have fights with her or anything?

I don't think I'm clever enough to recreate my waifu's personality.

>> No.6655083

>>6655059
Oh, and I'm also that guy that humped his dakimakura till orgasm last week.

I did it again today, and the after-sex cuddle was awesome.

>> No.6655084
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Watched lots of anime and read some manga.

>> No.6655088
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>>6655069
Why are you feeding Asa when you don't know her name?

>> No.6655094 [DELETED] 

>>6655081
I started doing it when I fell into a really bad depression at around April. Having her in my head helped pull me out of it.

It was difficult at first, but after months of conditioning and "practicing," it's become almost second nature to me.

>> No.6655095

I maintained a blog on /jp/, but I felt like a huge faggot afterwards

>> No.6655096

>>6655081
I started doing it when I fell into a really bad depression at around April. Having her in my head helped pull me out of it.

It was difficult at first, but after months of conditioning and "practicing," it's become almost second nature to me.

Oh, and we do get into fights sometimes. I try to make it as realistic as possible and fights, especially with the proud wolf of Yoitsu, are to be expected in any relationship.

>> No.6655097

>>6655088
hahahaha, thats the one! I wonder how many people saved it.

Nah, I just took it for a laugh a looooong time ago and the OPs pic reminded me of it.

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Played Gundam Musou 3 and watched some anime.
Now to waste the rest of the day on /jp/.

>> No.6655120

Played my daily bunch-of-hours of Guilty Gear, enjoyed it.
Played like 30 minutes of Minecraft, got bored like always.
Kept thinking about playing some more SA, never got around to it. But I guess the night is still young. But in reality I'll probably just end up browsing /jp/ some more.

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>> No.6655163

>>6655088
Aren't there more of these pics? I remember a bunch from valentines day

>> No.6655198

Why is /jp/ so shit today? What's with that dbz thread?

bump for /jp/ related thread

>> No.6655205

>>6655198
Shitty spam and it is not the first time or first board that they do that. Put this shit in your filter, it's probably scripted.

>> No.6655209

>>6655198
It's the weekend. Dont worry, it'll blow over in a few hours when they all go to bed

>> No.6655215

>>6655209
Also: winter vacations soon.

>> No.6657202

had sex with my cousin-girlfriend, as usual

>> No.6657345
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smoked some weed with Shana today.

>> No.6657517

>>6655095
you! I actually enjoyed your thread.

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I had McDonalds with my new waifu

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mai waifu has been singing to me all morning.

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>>6655088
Asa OLEV cookies.

>> No.6658809

Played RF2
Browsed /jp/
Fapped
Gonna eat my lunch

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