/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck would I want that?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm currently doing that and have been doing so for the last three years.

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE TO COME SEE ME!?
>You fucking normalfag!
>You could not understand my moral high ground over you and your going-outside ways!
>OUT OF MY SIGHT!

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing I don't give a shit about 3D trash

[Anonymous No.]

>on r9k
>see comment about how tons of shut-in girls lurk jp
>go to jp
>this thread
wat

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>girl
>/jp/
I know they exist, but I just pretend they're pretending to be girls. Sorry HelenXonpool.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

It's all good OP.
All we need are bro's from /jp/
Bro's before hoes and all that! Genki genki!

[Anonymous No.]

>lonely
>girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650066
No, /jp/ has a lot of shut ins who WISH they were girls

[Anonymous No.]

I already am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650079

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650072
>>6650066
I've heard this several times before, and it got me thinking; maybe if I got a girlfriend who had similar interests to me I'd be able to tolerate 3D. A /jp/ female would surely suffice, no?
Then I saw this image: >>6650079
nope.avi

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to.

I've already given my body and soul to Rinnosuke.

[Anonymous No.]

I met a girl who browses /jp/ at College. She is even a lot more into /jp/ related stuff than I am. Multiple dakimakura, over 30 figs, tons of plushies, nendoroids, has a waifu, etc.

She still has a social life, has many friends and is probably pretty far from being lonely. I really don't think it's possible for a girl to be lonely/be a shut-in, even if she is interested in our hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650079

goddamnit 3D women look so fucking foul

[Anonymous No.]

You guys probably wouldn't like me.

I'm the nasty kind of sickly pale, not the pretty kind of artistic pale. Other than that, fairly normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650114
PLEASE go out with me!!! I'm begging you!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650118

And what part of "shut-in" don't you understand?

I'm not joking or exaggerating, I fit qualifications for hikikomori.

Haven't left my home for seven years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650118
Screw off anon I saw her first

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650114
>sickly pale
>artistic pale
There's a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650121
You're just trying to make up reasons not to go out with me. You didn't even give me a chance!

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>6650114
Pale is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I can date myself if I'd like, but I'd like to stay with my waifu. She's so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

here is no girls in jaypee

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650125
Sickly pale describes the traditional image one would have of a nerd, with sallow and pasty skin.
"Artistic pale" is not a term I would use, but would be the type of flawless complexion you would imagine an asian princess having.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6650170
Shut up and go out with me!

[Anonymous No.]

If you're in Phoenix and you're a guy and you're a homsexual I'm available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650114
sicklypale-chan is my waifu ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE SHONEN FANS SO ANGRY AT MOE FANS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They are older and more mature, whereas shonen fans tend to be underage.
* 2) They are more fit, they can outrun any 14 year old shonen fan anytime
* 3) They got waaaay bigger dicks
* 4) They know how to treat a girl better
* 5) They have very wide social circles. shonen fans have forgot how to deal with other people
* 6) They got rhythm. They can dance, make MADs, sing, make music, you name it!
* 7) A chick wouldn't date a naturo headband wearing 13 year old. On the other hand, girls would drop their shonen fan boyfriend anytime for a moe fan who has a gitah replica if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 20 years ago, but nowadays being with a shonen fan bf sucks whereas being with a moe fan bf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650181
literally the worst post in the history of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650114
Please post pics. I love deathly pale girls. Must be cause of all the horror movies I saw as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

Only because there aren't any in Los Angeles

Still, I don't usually date weaboo chicks on principle, but it'd be nice to be convinced to otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get some anons' obsessions with physical appearances.

You already have a 2D waifu. She is more beautiful than any 3D human will ever be. Any 3D human that you interact with, you're not interacting with for purposes of beauty: (s)he will always be inferior to 2D.

This doesn't mean there's no reason to interact with 3D people. I know a girl at my school. She's sort of cute, but not incredibly pretty or anything. But she's tons of fun to be around and loves a variety of /jp/-related things. Why should I care that she's not a busty, skinny, flawless 2D girl? That's not what she's there for.

[Anonymous No.]

>is lonely shut-in girl who browses /jp/ daily
>posts in threads
>get replys to discussion
>feelslikeIhavefriends.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650121
>Haven't left my home for seven years now.
How the FUCK does that work? Are you paralyzed or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650206
Ask yourself this: how good looking are you.

If you don't find yourself particularly attractive, then stick with someone around the same level as you. No sweat off anyone's back.

As for someone like me, I'm like something chisled out out of motherfucking greek marble. I think I'm entitled to someone at LEAST close in attractiveness to myself (although, it's a pretty tall order, considering..)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650212
Alright, how about you? Will you go out with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650202
>Only because there aren't any in Los Angeles
Are you sure about that?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6650206
>>6650107 here

Don't ruin it man, don't ruin it. I fucked it up by telling her I liked her and that I wanted to be more than friends, now it's just awkward and she's avoiding me. I'll never meet another person, be it a man or a woman, like her in this shithole. She was a great friend, I regret fucking it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650222
Not really. Why? Know any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650226

I won't -- I never intended to. Unlike some anons here, I don't care about sex. If I found myself in Gensokyo, the first thing I would do would not, in fact, be to rape the maids. If I'm going to enjoy people, I'm going to enjoy them for who they are as a person, not some forced biological relationship.

I don't understand people whose first thought when it comes to waifus is fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

ONE DAY AFTER GUNDOLF THE WHITE WAS FINISHED WATCHING FRODO KILL THE RING HE DECIDED TO TRAVEL THE KAREKA TO SEE HIS FRIENDS FROM UMINEKO HE SAID " I HOPE I GET THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME HOHOHOHOHO" THEN HE FOUNDED THE ONE WORE HIS OLD WIZARD SCHOOL FLAME VIRGILIA WAS LIVING FROM HE THEN NOTICED THAT GREAT CHESS GAME OF MURDER WAS GOING ON SO HE DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO ALL THE WITCHES "HELLO" SAID GANDOLF THE GRAY "I BROUGHT GIFTS FROM MIDDLE EARTH" HE THEN GOTTD HIS ELF WEED LOADED UP BEATRICES PIPE SHE SAID " OHOHOHO WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME" AUTHORS NOTE THE TIME IS 420 BATTLER WUS LIKE I'M STRAIGT EDGE SMOKE OUTSIDE THEN BERNKASTEL AND LAMBDADELTA SHOWED UP AND CACKLED AT THE INCOMPENT STRAIGHT EDGE GUY AND SAID U TOOK STEROIDS INCOMPENT IDORT GUNDOLF SAID " STOP DIS RIGHT NOW THIS GIFT IS MEANT TO HEAL N OT TO HATE" AND HE TOOKD A HIT THEN BERN SAID " HELLO FELLOW SENTATER GO AWAY THIS IS CHESS GAME OF MURDER" GUNDOLF THEN SUMMONED HIS FURNITURE LEGOLAS AND THEN HE SHOTTED ARROWS BUT SIESTA SISTERS SHOT ARROWS OUT OF THE WAY WITH GOLD ARROWS AND THEN TIED HIM UP BUT WHEN THE FINAL GOLD ARROW WAS ABOUT TO HITTED HIM GIMLY HIT THE ARROWS AND SAID " YOU HAVE MY AXE EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISLIKE ELVES I WILL HELP MY DEAR FRIEND CUS IM FURNITURE " BUT HE DECIDED THAT CUS WE WAS A DWARF HE NEEDED SOME DWARF BEER AND THEN RONOVE BROUGHT SOME BEER AND DWARF COOKIES HE SAID "THANK YE KINDLY MATE" AS HE DRANKED SOME GUNDOLF SAID BATTLER WEAR IS MY OLD WIZARD SCHOOL LOVE VIRGILIA THEN HE SAID SHE DIED IN MAGIC FIGHT OF MAGIC LAMBDA SAID CAN U LEAVE NOW GO BACK TO UR ELFS QUIRE OLD MAN THEN MARIA SHOWED UP AND GUNDOLF TAUGHT HER WHITE MAGIC AND SHE BECAME THE WHITE WITCH AND KILLED THE EVIL WITCHES AUTHORS NOTE THIS ISN'T CANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650226
I know that feel. Why do girls only want to date some guys they hardly know? What's wrong with dating someone you've been friends with for a long time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650239
That was fucking fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650237
Oh I don't care about sex either but I sure as hell would like someone to cuddle with, someone to spend time with -- more than you'd spend with a normal friend. And that's what I had in mind when I told her.

In retrospect, the cons vastly outweigh the pros in this case. I should have kept her as a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650241
>>6650226

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE FUCKING GO OUT WITH ME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Shion Sonozaki waited. The cicadas around her cried and chirped out of the forest. There were demons in her bloodline. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Mion were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Shion was a Sonozaki for eighteen years. When she was young she watched the yakuza and she said to Oryou "I want to be head of the family granny."
Oryou said "No! You will BE POSSESS BY DEMONS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Watanagashi of the Hinamizawa she knew there were demons.
"This is for Satoshi" the demons crackered. "You must fight everyone!"
So Shion gotted her Tazer and zapped up the town.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said her friends
"I will beg at her" said Keiichi and he pleaded for Mion's safety promise. Shion hammered at him and tried to crucify him up. But then the police came and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! You must resist the demons" Keiichi shouted
Shion said "No, Keiichi. I am the demons."
And then Shion was a zombie.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650241
I dunno, man. Frankly, I'd love to date a girl I've known for years. Osananajimi moe~
Too bad all the people I've known for years are 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650241

It's because they've smelled your farts, it's as simple as that.

The rule for the friendzone is that if a woman as smelled your farts at some point then it's to late to ever pursue a relationship with her. It's not that farting itself is deal breaker so much as you've gotten to the point with a person that you're comfortable enough to have let loose a fart and that means a relationship will never form at that point.

Relationships do not grow on stinky soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650263
Additionally, if u command ur farts, nobudy will wnt u 2

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650257
I like you as a friend, but not in that way. Sorry.
Fucking women.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are probably too nice to girl. It's creepy as hell, don't do it please. You will forever be stuck in the friendzone if you're too nice.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650263
So a relationship is less intimate than a friendship? One should be less comfortable with your lover than your friends?
Who the fuck decided this shit, because I didn't get a vote.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever considered that maybe us female /jp/ers are satisfied with our 2D husbandos/waifus and our current exitsence? Maybe, just like a lot of male anons, we don't want to date someone 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

No woman can love me anyway. Not even 2D. Why stir up trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE

RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN

POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
-
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA

PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS

EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN

GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES

PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650277
girl here. This is bullshit. Nothing compares to real dick. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is ridiculously wacky. Good to see y'all haven't forgotten how to handle yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650277

>Maybe, just like a lot of male anons, we don't want to date someone 3D.

You thought we actually meant this?

See the photo.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650277
Can't really fault you for that. Then again, I never wanted to date a /jp/sie in the first place.
>>6650273
I'm just too much of a dick.
"Why the fuck are you wearing that? You look like a whore."
"Stop bitching at me or I'll give you something to bitch about."
"Get off my dick, I'm trying to fap to loli manga."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650263
>that you're comfortable enough to have let loose a fart

What the fuck is wrong with you? Even though I live alone I only do this sort of thing in the bathroom. Why would I do it in front of a person? Are you American?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I don't want to date a /jp/er because 2 Autists having children near GUARANTEES autism in the next generation.

In fact, we probably should be portaling ourselves to gensokyo asap to prevent any slight, miniscule chance that we will contaminate the gene pool.

(God made nerds repulsive for a reason, after all.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650277

This. But I have a phobia of real people.
>foreveralone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650277
I have no problem with that, I respect it. At no point did I complain about this in this thread. What I did complain/say is that it ruined our friendship because it suddenly made it awkward/she started avoiding me.

[Anonymous No.]

Usually, I would complain about such a thread, but this one is pretty fucking amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

HI, I'M ZUN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF TEAM SHANGHAI ALICE. I RECENTLY FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650302
I'm already sterile. NO worries there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650312
Vasectomy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650280
Same here. I can't even drive a car, why would a girl date me

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650310
>jiggly-chested Japanese jailbait
does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650304
How come females love the "foreveralone" shit so much? I see girls using this meme everywhere outside of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't /jp/
/jp/ wouldn't respond seriously to this kind of a troll thread.
None of you actually have autism do you
You're all on facebook right now aren't you

Where is /jp/
What have you done with /jp/
Give it back right now

[Anonymous No.]

So, /jp/ meetup thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650307

I liked a guy once and we were friends, I even let him borrow a japanese tape I had. He found out. Then avoided me and later got annoyed and shoved me into a locker when I tried to give him one of my snacks one day during lunch period. You're not alone.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650317
Indeed. Not even considering my own fucked up genes, there's madness and disease in abundance in my family tree.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650336
I'd like to say that men grow out of that schoolyard shit, but I can't lie-- we never do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650307
She may just be trying to avoid leading you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650330
I'm in an autism group on facebook. feeling badman :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650348
Autism group on facebook? That seems kinda self defeating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650341

I never was going to tell him I liked him though, some girl blabbed and then it was over for me. She ended up dating him a few months later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650330
Hey, I've been here since day one. I had a 2D waifu that I loved since 2008. But I just don't give a fuck anymore. I'm tired of my hobbies. I'm tired of a waifu who doesn't exist. I just want someone who would love me back.

[Anonymous No.]

Femanons are about the worst kind of girls you can date. If you really have to date a shy girl, look hang around the library a while and see if you spot the type. At least they're genuinely interested in their hobby instead of just faking it to get attention or seem special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650345
But I don't care about being led on. I was ready to accept that it wasn't gonna go past being friends. I really liked our friendship and she obviously also did, but for some reason it was impossible for her to get over the awkwardness of knowing I liked her.

Hell, it wasn't even a love confession or anything, just me telling her I liked her and wanted to be more than friends.

People suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650360

You sound like a loser.

wanna go out?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhtIydTmOVU

[Anonymous No.]

All Xs are Ys
Am I cool yet

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650360
I'd beat the brakes off that bitch.
Cockstealing whore.

[♥ Alois Trancy !zMKYuzWdwg No.]

There's plenty of lonely shut-in boys from /jp/ to date, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650377

She was a whore.
Cheerleader brand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650383
No one cares about them.

[♥ Alois Trancy !zMKYuzWdwg No.]

>>6650396
I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650383
I like really good traps but I'm not that gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650405
Do y'all live in LA?

Are you a girl or a crossdresser?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.4chan.org/
>Popular Threads
>Otaku Culture : No.6650051 by Anonymous
Everyone that replied seriously to this thread needs to leave.

[♥ Alois Trancy !zMKYuzWdwg No.]

>>6650413
>Do y'all live in LA?
No.
>Are you a girl or a crossdresser?
Well, I could do that. I'm thin, too.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I would date any males from /jp/. I enjoy talking to geeky boys about my hobbies and stuff, but I would never date one.

They are always willing to help you for just about anything though, teehee :3

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the Alice roleplayer. ;_;

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>Girl
>On /jp/

Good one OP. Any girl would be too disgusted to browse /jp/ for more than an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650420
You sound hot. Just the kinda chick that'd look good in the passengers side of my mustang on the way to football practice. Wanna meet up for a burger? You can bring one of your nerd friends along to pay for you. Not like I'm going to, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650420
Goddammit, and even knowing that I will always be willing to help you. I hate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650417
Oh please, we've had these kind of threads since the beginning of /jp/, although not regularly.

The only really bad posts in this thread are the people actually trying to find people in real life with the thread, the rest is perfectly fine /jp/ content that reminds me of the old threads we used to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650422
We are all little girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

Good. I don't want to date a girl at all. You disgust me. Why can't this normal stay on other boards where it belongs?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6650420
I live in a dorm, and I help the girls on my floor with computer stuff if they ask me to.

Not that they'd go any further than giving me some food every now and then, but I still help them because I'm a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650445

死んで下さい。

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650420
While this statement disgusts me, it's amusing that a girl will also get accused of being a bitch for *not* letting people help her with stuff. Or for trying to keep people at arms length. Awesome stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650425
Personally, whenever I see a post like that, even if I know it's a troll, I have to reassure myself that I would never fall into any such tra- actually, let's say snares, in real life. New principle:
-Ignore any girl who shows an interest in me, they are just pretending in order to win favors. Be polite, but don't give them anything to push on from.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650448
>Nice guy
You gonna get walked on.
I'd help, but only for love of problem solving and tinkering. You have to make them feel like idiots for not being able to solve their own problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650129
that pic got aroused my fetishes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6650420

>They are always willing to help you for just about anything though, teehee :3

As a female, this only makes me want to lean over and rip all of your teeth out. teehee
.
Be a friend, not a goddamn leech.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650482
Bro-- uh... Palfist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650457
Well, I did say that she shouldn't listen to the people "who know computers".
Her dad bought her an HP ProBook with 2.0GHz Celeron and some other crap.

What I was desperately texted for was an urgent need to install Flash and iTunes.
I texted her back telling her I'd come over in 20 minutes because I had to play a round of that tank game.
She lives right across the hall from my dorm apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650453
I hate how girls always complain that people have contradictory expectations of them. That's just how life works, you have to make some standpoints that not everyone in the world will like.

Furthermore, I think this is more evidence that girls don't make their own morals and principles that they can stick by when in a dilemma, they just adapt to what those around them say. That's why they get confused when people say different things. If you want to win an election, aim for the female voters and convince them that everyone else are voting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650472
you now realize that Uboa resembles a badly-drawn panda.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650496
-"Come over and install Flash/iTunes for me"
-"Bitch, you gotta be kidding me. How useless are you? Call me when something starts smoking. Silly bitch."

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>lonely shut-in girl
AHAHAHA, no thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650457
Ara, you sure are helpless on your own~ Well, it can't be helped, it's not really any trouble for me, so I'll do it. Y-you better be grateful!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for making me depressed, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a friend who was a shut-in all through high school, mostly because nobody liked her due to her abrasive personality and loli goth obsession. She's still into /jp/ stuff, but she can't be a shut in anymore because we're adults now and we don't live in a nice enough country to get paid to do nothing.

Feels like friendship, man. I'd be freaked if she asked me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650522
Sounds just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

Spamming friend, aikidospammer here. You are literally the worst spammer I've seen on this board. You should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650533
take the initiative

[Dustbin !justiN64NE No.]

i'd rather have a boy than a girl : |

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650511
She really can't figure that shit out.

She had downloaded 5 install files for Flash, so it's not like she didn't try.

I can't remember if it tells you to shut down Firefox and all other running processes which use Flash when you try to install it.
I guess it does, but she's one of those "lol, didn't read" types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650545
>/jp/
>take initiative

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650491

Palfist

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650533
Kawaii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650549
moot's child was already born?

[Anonymous No.]

>128 posts and 23 images omitted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650537
Hey, aikidospammer, it's me, tanasinnspammer. Isn't that guy a faggot? He can't even pick a consistant theme f∵o∴ ∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴ ∵ ∴ ∵∴

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650545
Hell the fuck no. I have a good thing going right now. Besides, she's 3D. I'd only do that kind of thing with her if there was no choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650550
Moe~, I'd help her out too if I were you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650567
Well, if you enjoy your giga virginity this much, go ahead. You might be disappointed after a douchebag take her away, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I know a 16 year old girl who's a shut-in and an 'otaku' if you want to call it that, I only see her once a year and she has her own personal internet harem chasing after her.
Existing, not being obese and being into a predominately male niche are the only three things a girl has to do to be attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650537
>>6650566
Hey guys, original goldsmith spammer here, what's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

Like the good anon >>6650145 said, I don't even want to date a "3D" girl. I have my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650580
Pfft. As if. She's as disgusted with 3D as I am. She's utterly convinced that every guy is out to rape her. I will enjoy my gigavirginity and not having to deal with relationship drama, thank you.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6650589
Sounds like she could use a raping.

Just sayin'

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - /r9k/General

verification: "Little Atrand

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650608
/jp/ finally grew up.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever felt lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650607
What, and make her more melodramatic? Fuck no. Last thing I need is a torrent of "feelings".

sage because this thread doesn't deserve a bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650582
>she has her own personal internet harem chasing after her
This is one of those reasons it's hard to believe a girl claiming to be lonely even though she doesn't look horrible. Sure, an internet harem might be as nice as a real relationship, but it just doesn't sound so convincing that they're lonely because all of the guys she has a chance with aren't good enough for her. That's not loneliness, that's waiting for something better. And the fact is that the males here don't even have that chance, what they consider not good enough is miles away from what we have a chance at. And yet they expect to be considered our female equivalents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650626
­>says that he does not want her.
Yet here he is ranting and posting kuroneko pictures of what is a 2D rendering of this 3D girl he is in denial about

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650642
I just want some attention, bro. No need to say it like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650642
I happen to like Kuroneko and she was vaguely related to my post. Don't psychoanalyze over the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is going around in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650626

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650657
This is now a Kuroneko thread, that's what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650657
THE BLACK CAT OF ILL OMEN

[Dustbin !justiN64NE No.]

>>6650557
no i'm the dustbin moot said he'd name his son after

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650660

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6650365
I dunno bro. Many moons ago I went on a date with a lonely girl I met in a library and she basically wanted to immediately have sex. I turned her down as it made her seem desperate and crazy (which I later confirmed that she was indeed crazy).

So even the library isn't safe. I know sane girls are out there somewhere though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650667

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday I overheard my sister and her boyfriend talking about what they should do for the evening. It was basically just "what do you want to do?" and "I don't know, what do YOU want to do?" back and forth. And I realized that if he weren't in a relationship, he'd know exactly what to do, since it's not like he lacks hobbies to fill his free time with. That's the kind of bullshit that makes a relationship seem unbearable to me. I can't stand other people expecting me to figure out fun things we can do together, and force myself to enjoy it and pretend I enjoy it more than playing a good eroge. I just want to be left alone and do my own things, without having to care about anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650669

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650673

[Anonymous No.]

MASQUERADE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650668
What's wrong with fucking a desperate and insane girl? That shit should be fetish fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650668
>I went on a date
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650678

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650686

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650690

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650694

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.]

You guys need to have a positive attitude

nothing is stopping you from getting what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650697

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650699
Shut up, it's Kuronekotime

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650703
Kuroneko is probably my favorite character of all time. So perfect ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650705
Shironeko break

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.]

>>6650703
.Shut up, it's Kuronekotime
I don't know what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650708
Back to Kuroneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650699
There's nothing stopping you from getting what you want*.

* only applies if what you want is something you are physically able to obtain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650713

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop bumping this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650719
nokosage engaged for politeness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650724

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650731

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650736

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Kuroneko would be perfect. Where to find girls who just want to stay inside all day and work on creating doujinshi?

>>6650682
It sounds hot like in h-manga, but pretty annoying IRL. Everyone likes different stuff I guess though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650746
livejournal

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650746
I wouldn't know. The only one I know about does poetry and other literature...badly.

Still, more Kuroneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650757

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650764
Shironeko interlude

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650768

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650776
Now back to your regularly scheduled Kuroneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650780

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650787

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650794

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650803
K U R O N E K O

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650808

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650812

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650823
Stopping dump since we're off the front page now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650746
>Where to find girls who just want to stay inside all day and work on creating doujinshi?

At their house

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650904
So how am I supposed to find them? Go door to door asking, "Is the hikikomori of the house in? Haha, of course she is. May I speak to her?"

...wait, that's actually not a bad idea... brb, /jp/, finding the perfect girl

Ah who'm I kidding? I can't betray Nazrin... I love her too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Koishi and /jp/ are the only things I love on this world.
Theres no space for a girl in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651058
Some women might find your straightforwardness charming if you don't look like a fat slob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651067
Well, personally, I like to think of myself as a charming, well-mannered fat slob with good hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6650079
Meru-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

I got one song for ya all that one wiseman once sang:
No woman no cry

[Anonymous No.]

Ich werde niemals ein einsames abgeschottenes deutsches Mädchen aus /jp/ daten ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651126

Ich werde niemals eine internetfernbeziehung mit einem einsamen abgeschotteten mädchen aus /jp/ haben ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651126
>>6651144
Da.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651058
I dunno. I only know mine because we met in High School

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651144
If you want to correct others you should capitalize your nouns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651126
>>6651144
Gemeinsam einsam. Für immer. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651313
I wasn't correcting anyone

[Anonymous No.]

NICHTS IST FÜR DICH
NICHTS WAR FÜR DICH
NICHTS BLEIBT FÜR DICH
FÜR IMMER

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651314
Sehen wir es von der guten seite!
Kein mädchen auf dieser welt verdient uns!
Damit mein ich nicht das wir zu gut für sie sind,wir sind eher so etwas wie eine strafe die nur eine wahrhaft böse person verdient

[Anonymous No.]

>211 posts and 68 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Dear_God,_please_kill_all_these_people.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651328
Anon, du bist schlecht darin mich aufzuheitern. Bild durchaus relevant, da mein Gesicht als ich deine Zeilen las.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - /rneink/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651336
Ich weiss gar nicht was es da zu weinen gibt.Ich bin durchaus zufrieden damit für immer allein und für immer frei zu sein
[Spoiler]Zumindest rede ich mir das den ganzen tag ein[/Spoiler]

[­ No.]

>>6650491
>>6650491

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651348
Du bist bereits tot

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone who posted/posts in this thread (besides myself).

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651411
Even though I agree with you, anyone who posts a 'get out of /jp/' image should be deported to Somalia.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone in this thread should be banned. It would probably make /jp/ not shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6651328
Das macht mich wahrhaft glücklich, es ist schön das Frauen heutzutage nicht so verrotten sind das sie sich mit uns abgeben müssen.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, winterfags everywhere.