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If you were forced to read an H scene aloud in front of people which one would it be?

>> No.6649649

that old one where the little sister says things like "Stupid brother's stupid weiner" and "stupid brother juice"

I'm going to go all out.

>> No.6649659

"We had sex."

>> No.6649663

REIKA BITCH TRAINING

The people would leave in disgust when I get into bestiality rape.

>> No.6649672

I was gonna say Rance and say how no one would take it seriously then looked at your pic. A weird nickname for the dick is not good.

>> No.6649694

>>6649642

I don't have the image, but can I read that Lovecraftian rewrite the of the Tsukihime sex scene?

>> No.6649710

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

>> No.6649711

Something by Fatalpulse, in front of a group of feminists.

>> No.6649712

>>6649694

This one?

>Sempai's delicate lips wrapped around my swollen member like a starfish digesting it's prey. Slowly, my sanity was lost inside a tsunami, bringing up ancient creatures from the darkest depths of the ocean. As I descended into madness, strange visions of a abnormal non-euclidean city clouded my thoughts. As I explored this city, I came across a cavern which seemed to stretch into the bowels of the earth. As I cast my eyes into this cavern, a being beyond all description stood, casting its gaze back at me. It was then that I awoke, knowing that the stars were right and soon the horror would walk the earth.

>> No.6649718

SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!

>> No.6649721

I'd sing this song:
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/baby.swf

>> No.6649805

I'll answer this when I have a wife that I would like to have imitate porn. Then I'll get divorced.

>> No.6649826

..Hyakko?

>> No.6649834
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6649834

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIzcFEmHuQA

Anything, really, as long as I read it like that. Fucking classy.

>> No.6649835

Please put your... that! y...your ponos
to my... my...
here!....my vagooo!
and j... J... JAM IT IN!

>> No.6649881

>>6649834
I got as far as 'Oh, Draco.'

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>>6649881
What? You mean you haven't subjected yourself to the impossible trial that is My Immortal? Sit through it and, if it doesn't kill you, you will come out a stronger man.

>> No.6649905

>>6649834
>Fanfic Theater
Didn't even make it ti the voice.

>> No.6649907

Is OP some FSN doujin?

>> No.6649912

Itty Bitty Baby

>> No.6649924

>>6649907
It's from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai or I don't have many friends.

/jp/ manga except that the male lead gets a mini harem.

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if my post end in dubs i will read this aloud on vocaroo and post link

>> No.6649934

>>6649927
>dubs
>vocaroo

Jesus Christ get out

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