/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

hi /jp/ seems like most of you are fagots, assholes, weeaboos, wannabe ninjas, wannabe fighters, racist, delusional, social awkward fucktards, and you should all grow up, which is a shame because most of you are in your 20's. sincerely. a lurker from /b/. also enough with the drama on nyc, srsly over anime, and relationships. grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

I just come here for fun.

Don't be a hater bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649146

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to hard.

[Anonymous No.]

seriously? are trolls not even trying anymore? 0/10

[Anonymous No.]

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOM!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd give an answer and refute your points, but the problem is that this is too obvious of a troll for me to bother wasting my time on.

[Anonymous No.]

What is New York city drama?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6649146

So... Man's Life is about manly men fighting hordes of weasels at sea.
Man's Conquest was about manly men fighting hordes of giant crabs on dry land.
Is this stuff genuine?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking weasels

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649186
It's a pulp fiction magazine from the 1950's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649174

He is posting on /a/ right now.


>>>/a/43718194

[Sage No.]

this was just on /cgl/

[Anonymous No.]

Why is OP so buttmad and hurtfeeling? I don't remember us assdevastating him.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649207
I hate niggers. I don't conisder myself a nigger, I'm actually black for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Oakland though. Right now I'm studying ebonics, robbery and I'm following Looting, the way of the nigra. This is why I hate niggers that know 5 gang signs and use them all the time, West side bloods ghettos motherFUCKERS. I'm actually trying to become black for real unlike all these faker nigras. FUCK YOU NIGGERS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming black for real?

[Anonymous No.]

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6649192

Seriously? This is a geniune old magazine?

I don't care how backwards or misogynic this may be - bloody men fighting hordes of ravenous weasels in the middle of the ocean are awesome by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649228
Pretty much my thoughts when I saw these being posted on /k/.

[Anonymous No.]

Turtles!

[Anonymous No.]

Even in the 50's they knew American women were shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649228
Yes, it's the September 1956 issue of Man's Life, specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

i like the direction this thread has evolved in.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649261
>>6649265
>>6649277
my question is WHY ARE ALL OF THESE WOMEN WEARING THE SAME SHIRT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649261

I'm afraid of turtles now.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never fight off a horde of carnivorous monitor lizards with the butt of a gun. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649290
The artist is all about drawing manly men doing manly things. He ain't no fashion designer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649290
women are ALL THE SAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649265
This one is from a different magazine, but same thing, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, hey. Don't mind me. I'm just a happy PSP owner.

What? If I'm playing CHRONO CROSS on my PSP? Well, of course I am. What else should I be playing? Some Kirby, Mario or Metriod? Sure, maybe, why not, I can play them as well.

Oh, whats that, DS owners? Tears? Mmm. Tears of jealousy? Tears because you can't play PS1 games or proper enjoy GBA games? Or NES games? Or SNES, Genisis or gameboy games?

Yeah. I feel ya. That's why I created this topic.

Fucking DS pussies. Get a PSP. It's only a matter of time before the PSP can emulate some DS games, anyway.

Have you never played any metrioid game? >PSP with a GBA emulator. 100% flawless.

Whats the fuss about Kirby, Super Mario Bros? >PSP with a GBA emulator. 100% flawless.

Does the Pokemon general threads annoy you, but you still get all nostalgic thinking about Pokemon and how you missed out on all the newer pokemons such as Emerald and Fire Red?

PSP with a GBA emulator. 100% flawless. Thats right faggots. PSP here, DS is smallcasualtime.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were to make a VN, I'm going to make it about Oreos. The main character is going to be a highschool student obsessed with Oreos. He has an addiction to these delicious cookies. The main love interest is a Tsundere girl that takes away his Oreos to help him, while the rival is a Yandere girl that gives him Oreos. The two girls fight each other arguing what's best for the main character.

He will secretly hide Oreos from his family and eat them when nobody is around. He spends a lot of money on the Oreos and this causes strife between himself and his friends. He would rather eat Oreos than be with them.

Eventually he struggles to quit the Oreos, but due to the nice Yandere girl, it makes it harder for him to quit, as he gets Oreos from another source. The Tsundere girl finds out about the Oreos from the Yandere and gets insanely jealous. She decides to dress up as an Oreo and cover herself with cream.

The boy then falls in love with the Tsundere girl. Not to be outdo, the Yandere girl also covers herself in cream.

The ending is still up for grabs.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.

[Anonymous No.]

America: Men fighting snakes and rodents.
Japan: Men fighting Giant Reptiles and Super Robots

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6649336
Japan: High school boy fighting a deer.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Really, this is the thread you decide to spam? Odd choice, man.

[Anonymous No.]

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

[Anonymous No.]

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

[Anonymous No.]

A year ago, I chose Aikido as my art of choice.

The beauty and gracefulness of it led me to choose it. I'm more than satisfied with it, watching videos of how fluid and smoothly I move and do reversal is more beautiful than ballet.

It also makes me feel non-human, how easily I toss a man with no effort is frightening.

So, why haven't you chose Aikido?

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as good as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?