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6645960 No.6645960 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, cool Touhou figures! Can I take a look at them?

>> No.6645962

I'd never let anyone see, let alone touch my stuff.

>> No.6645972

sure onee-chan, but let me lick your fingers before

>> No.6645977

Yeah, a LOOK

>> No.6645981
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6645981

My cousin did this to all my figures. ALL OF THEM. They were SHINY with the cheetoo dust. I wanted to fucking murder her, and use her blood to polish the cheetoo dust off them I swear to Christ.

>> No.6645982

>>6645981
Is she a fatty narutard weeaboo?

>> No.6645984
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6645984

The dawn of a new era in your lives.

>> No.6645986

>>6645982

No, she was nine at the time and never learned not to touch what wasn't hers. Whenever she enters somewhere, she goes over to what interests her, picks it up and puts it dowh wherever.

She's not as bad now, but she still does it to a degree. At least she learned to have a few seconds of hesitation for objections before she acts.

>> No.6645987

>>6645986

She was nine!?

>> No.6645988

>>6645987

At the time of the incident, yes. Now she's... eleven? Ten or eleven.

>> No.6645996

>>6645986
>nine
And she demonstrated behavior that's only acceptable for 5 year olds and under. Her parents are raising her poorly.

>> No.6646000

>>6645996

You're telling me, man. You're telling me. She's going to turn into a slut, I can see it already.

>> No.6646014

>>6645988
You should have sex her as punishment.

>> No.6646043

>>6646014
Yes men. Obey your inner whore.

>> No.6646048

>>6645960
That picture disgusts me, OP.

>> No.6646049

>>6645986


Uh.. I kinda still do that now and I am 26.. I like stuff so I pick it up.. then I get yelled at WTF! Don't have shiny shit lying around then!

>> No.6646061
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>>6646049

autism

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>>6646049

> It's your fault you have nice, clean things, so you shouldn't make a deal when I paw over them!

>> No.6646099

>>6646049
>i am a cat

>> No.6646104

sage for old /toy/ joke.

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>>6646099
nyaa

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